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PoliticsRe: Katsina Man Changes His Daughter's Name From Buhariyya To Kausar by ceaser:
There is a man whose name symbolises disaster.
He exudes only negative energies on every Nigerian
And all who adopt his name end up a dimming star
They come to nothingness unlike a valedictorian.
An ominous cloud he brings, good things he brings to rot.

Now the girl can finally be free.
For the shackles holding her down has been broken
The meaning of life in her is real
And her spirit that was before silenced is awoken
A good time to be saved from the name of the cursed one.
CrimeRe: 300 Nigerians Languishing In Italian Jail For Mafia-Related Offences by ceaser: 12:12am On Jul 25, 2021
CodeTemplar:
Abokiii spotted.
Not even aboki. He is just using the Aboki claim to further cause division and distrust, something which is their forte and also the painful realisation that Hausas are already getting tired of their excesses.

He is a Fulani.
BusinessRe: Magistrates, IG Have No Powers To Freeze Bank Accounts, Court Rules by ceaser: 11:38pm On Jul 24, 2021
After they have repeatedly broken that rule and frozen many bank accounts wrongly.

Anyways it's better late than to be the late.
PoliticsRe: Kaduna: Gunmen Steal NECO Exam Papers At GSS Unguwar Sarki by ceaser:
Boko Haram. Simple.

Writing exams prepared based on western literacy is Haram. They will use a weapon made from Western innovation to collect the question paper under duress.

The only exam allowed is Islamic exam.

“Thinking it was money, they demanded she hand over the bulk of the wrapped papers to them and threatened to shoot her.

“They were told it was not money but they would not listen. They snatched the papers and disappeared into thin air,” she said.
They did not mistake the papers for money. They knew what they are after and that is exactly what they have taken.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Attack Kaduna Police Station, Kill Officer In Attempt To Free Detainees by ceaser: 6:54pm On Jul 24, 2021
DSS, how far?

Has Nnamdi Kanu again taken over the bandits in the North.

Please dont forget to file it as part of your allegations in court.

"Nnamdi Kanu now has a pack of UGM among the Fulanis bandits. He was able to pull this off by temporarily disappearing from the cells and guard room in the DSS"
RomanceRe: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by ceaser:
Ha! shocked shocked shocked shocked

335,000, as in 335 thousand. Ha!

But on critical analysis, it may be very possible. The headline says "serviced" 335,000 men. It didn't exclusively say "slept with" or "had s3x with" 335,000 men. So "service" encompasses every conceivable s3xual activity including penetrative and non penetrative s3x. This may include BDSM, f3llatio, hand j0bs, t1tty fxck, foot fetish, grinding (otherwise known as "outercourse" as opposed to int3rcourse) or the p3netrative ones.

And they volunteered information about the different types of fetishes their customers major in. They even mentioned that they are gifted to know what they want and go for it, satisfying their customers in the process.

Of major emphasis is BDSM mentioned. This is a fetish that does not always involve the traditional s3x activity of penetration/copulation. So they can "service" as much as 10 men who like BDSM daily.

Another aspect is the fact that they both engage in threes0me. So if the scenario packs two men together with one of them, that is like "servicing" two men at a go. If she has 5 threes0mes daily, she would have "serviced" like 10 customers in total for that day.
PoliticsRe: Igboho: Produce 12 Yoruba Nation Agitators On July 29, Court Orders DSS by ceaser: 4:41pm On Jul 23, 2021
Jerryherd:
cool



Nice one.... Small country like Benin Republic charged suspects to court within 48 hours, Nigeria's DSS are holding suspect for 20 days without trail after kangaroo media trail


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Can you see as Ghana beside us here is blazing trail?

Within one week, two events that should make Nigerian leaders go in deep introspection occurred in Ghana.

1. Ghanaian youths rejected gifts of bags of rice from one of their politicians, asking him to provide jobs for them instead of gifts of bags of rice.

2. The first lady of Ghana refunded back millions of cedis into the Ghanaian treasury being the amount since this year paid to her as allowances for the office of the first lady. She returned the monies based on the fact that the first lady deserves no special allowances as that to run her office.

Ans this is a country just beside us here. A country in which few years ago, they were cast out of Nigeria after being tagged hopeless.

Fulani have brought Nigeria to her knees. And I'm happy that Ghana has made it a national policy to resist grazing by Fulani herders on any of her territories. They are proactive having known that once you give a Fulani man a chance of 5 square meters, he is gonna claim 5 hectares until he takes over the entire land and claim it as his inheritance. Also, they know that anything that a Fulani man touches usually ends up getting destroyed.

To avoid the error of over generalisation and stereotyping, I agree that there are non-extremist and reasonable fulanis though, but those are very few, about 1 in a thousand.
Foreign AffairsRe: Moment Mali President, Assimi Goïta Was Attacked By A Man With A Knife (Video) by ceaser: 2:16pm On Jul 23, 2021
Imustnottalk:
If he really mean business he should have used a short gun . how can you kill a president with a knife .. stupidity
Even a short gun isn't necessary. If he meant to assassinate the president, he must also have it in mind not to be caught alive because of the repercussions. Hence the best in such instances as getting that close to the president is to employ a suicide vest. That will ensure a 100% kill rate of his intended victim. The downside though is that collateral damages will involve the aides, security agents and some politicians that frolick around him.

To me, this whole thing appears staged like that Sanwó Olú own.
SportsRe: NFF Vows To Unmask Man Who Harassed Super Falcons In Austria by ceaser:
The man allowed his emotions to take the best of him. His problem is with the government, not those girls and the best he could have done was to canvass their support of his opinion.

Nevertheless, let the DSS also go ahead and kidnap that one too. Ńa their way be that. They kidnap in the forests and they have also taken it international in Kenya.

At least we know that the abductions and kidnappings that the Bandits and nomadic Fulani herdsmen do in the forests back in Nigeria is what the executive Fulanis in government in Nigeria replicated in Kenya and what they almost succeeded at in Benin Republic. So we won't be surprised if NFF encourages the DSS to pull off another kidnapping in Austria.
PoliticsRe: 2023: E-Results Transmission Possible In Nigeria, Atiku Support Organisation by ceaser: 4:40pm On Jul 22, 2021
Atiku should better shut his trap.

Fine, Nigerians are all for electronic transmission. However that should not make his head swell because we all know the infamous attempts he made at toying with INEC server during the last General elections.

However, that there will be car accidents does not mean we will continue to commute with camels and cows like the Fulani do. We will only make sure that deterrents are in place for errant drivers and Jay walking pedestrians.

By implication, electronic transmission of results should as a matter of urgency be introduced into the electoral process. However, the data on the server must be in consonance with the data on paper (the filled forms at various collation centres with vote countings witnessed by the voters). Any variation between the data and the hard copy will automatically bring such result into contention and must be investigated to know the immediate and remotest causes of the difference in data.
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa's Looted Coffin Recovered But Blue Couch Not Found Yet (Pix) by ceaser: 4:39pm On Jul 22, 2021
Of it's Nigerian Police, the evidences will be "kept" in their respective houses.

The state Commissioner of Police will have the Blue Sofa kept safely as evidence in his living room.
BusinessRe: Illegal Debiting! Help by ceaser: 4:17pm On Jul 22, 2021
Sorry.

But it seems you are one of the people Buhari and his minions selected to contribute the 30k monthly BMC allowances.

You may wanna hold the barbecue griller responsible on this one. Apparently he is the recipient of your own 30k monthly debits.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria No Longer At Ease, Catholic Bishops Lament by ceaser: 4:08pm On Jul 22, 2021
KillMNKnow:
undecided

The constitution says that we are a secular society that does not allow religion influence the government. Section 101 of the Nigerian Constitution provides: “The Government of the Federation or of a State shall not adopt any religion as State Religion.”

This is supported by Section 10 of The 1999 Constitution: “It may be argued in the light of this provision that religious symbols (indigenous or received) have no place on public lands, national edifices, currency, flag, coat of arms, anthem, pledge and other national symbols. By this section, Nigeria is declared to be a secular state and therefore cannot join any organization that has a religious connotation’’.

The churches should stop interfering in state affairs
Oh no.

Why did you just set yourself on fire?

All the core northern states have gone against the constitution for years now by adopting Sharia and declaring their states Islamic states.

And oh, quoran language as a religious symbol (not indigenous but received) has sneaked into the naira notes (currency), the NA emblem (flags) and other national symbols.

In fact GEJ did well to expunge the Arabic words from the 500 naira and 1000 naira notes something which your people (the Fulani) condemned him for and nearly crucified him for.

Oh my, what putrid smell is that? Oh yes, it smells like hypocrisy.
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Invite Their Ex-boyfriends To Their Wedding? by ceaser: 2:07pm On Jul 22, 2021
I didn't know if it was a good decision, but I actually invited my ex to my wedding via SMS. The invitation was borne out of a free and non-vengeful mind from me. Three years prior, we had broken up on a bad note; she proudly initiated the breakup. A year before the wedding, unaware that I'm already in a serious relationship, she attempted a comeback which I humbly refused. I didn't give any reasons for my refusal though.

Of course she didn't come to the wedding but she replied with a congratulatory and goodwill text in return.

Like I said earlier, I wouldn't know, even right now, if inviting her was a wise thing to do.

Was it wise? Can it be termed an immature step?
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Khafi Shows Her Baby Bump In New Photos by ceaser: 11:55am On Jul 22, 2021
They are in Africa. They should not disregard some beliefs and counjurings that are in African culture.

You carry your belle go stand under a big baobab tree probably for midday go dey take pictures. You don't even regard the possible presence of a ghoul or bad spirit resident in that tree capable of integrating itself with an unborn child and getting such child possessed.
PoliticsRe: Six Policemen Feared Killed As Gunmen Attack Enugu Police Check Point by ceaser:
Nnamdi Kanu has a very great alibi from this.

I wonder how the Fulani DSS will prove his complicity in this.

Oh, I remember. Nnamdi Kanu also has diabolical powers like Sunday Igboho and probably disappeared from inside the Daura Secret Service holding cell, killed the policemen and them reappeared back into the cell.

The security cameras are there to prove that this is true.

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Devil and Amadioha punish cownu and all his brainwashed swines, they will never escape the result of their evil crimes.

Cownu's death will be brutal.
The mothers of all evil and wicked swines supporting him and cheering him on with al the vicious and merciless murders, will cry the same way our relative Miracle Nwobodo's mothe and the mothers of all innocent girls beheaded and murdered cried and refused to be consoled.
Painful deaths shall be all your portion in life, y'all cannot never escape the evil you have done, never!

Who says God doesn't answer prayers?!
Killing of innocent boys and girls in igboland on the command of the mental animal called Cownu, shekau and James Nwafor and all the end of terrorists and and troublemakersin our nation coming to pass.


That is why they say they live in a zoo!
Say no more.
So if you care so much about the innocent being killed, why did you leave out the police, who extrajudicially murdered the young Miss Jumoke Oyeleke, out of your list of those deserving your vitriolics?

Hypocrites running amok on NL.

CrimeRe: Pirates Atttack Military Checkpoint In Delta, Two Dead (Graphic Photo) by ceaser: 3:14pm On Jul 21, 2021
But to show Nigerians the pictures of "neutralized" bandits and BH members in the North, mba!

Na so so story the military go dey dash out to the press without matching pictures. Initially they always went to archives to dig out old pictures but I guess they've ran outta pictures to recycle as Nigerians already have all those pictures too and can easily perform a reverse retrace on the net to verify the credibility of such "new" pictures from the Nigerian military.

For you to be sure, that picture of guns and harms claimed by the DSS as retrieved from his house is a picture that has been on the Internet since 2015.
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho Not Yet Released – Olayomi Koiki, Aide by ceaser: 7:42pm On Jul 20, 2021
africanpride1:
Yes, Koiki said that some hours ago. Click and read the lastest Good News below: https://www.nairaland.com/6660530/breaking-good-news-sunday-igboho

"Igboho regains Freedom, after Western diplomats mount pressure on Benin Republic, Fly to Germany."

Daniel Madele reporting from Porto Novo!

Arrested Yoruba activist, Chief Sunday Igboho has been released. See full details:
God bless you.
PoliticsRe: Interpol Arrested Sunday Igboho & His Wife Ropo In Benin Republic — Lawyer by ceaser: 7:17pm On Jul 20, 2021
Dude is on his way out to Europe. The Beninioise just re-emphasised the truism that they and the Yorùbás in Nigeria both share kindred spirit. Benin Republic has also been able to place itself on a pedestal of honorable recognition in international politics, in addition to endearing itself more with the good people of Nigeria as a whole.

If Igboho had tried to go thru Chad or Niger, believe me he will have been murdered first and his corpse handed over to Nigeria. This is because according to Buhari, he (Buhari) has distant cousins in Niger and Chad.

The Fulani "gonment" lost out on this one.

Meanwhile, Kenya is in deep shit. By the time their chapter is opened and all the international rules they have broken in connivance with the Fulani government in Nigeria with that extraordinary redition is reeled out, they will wish they never received that phone call from Buhari.

CelebritiesRe: Ifu Ennada Rocks Bikini; Says She Is Now 'Born Again' (Photos) by ceaser: 6:06pm On Jul 20, 2021
Yeah. She is "burnt" again. Or maybe she'll burn again.
CultureRe: Similoluwa, Sister Of Ooni’s Wife 'Steals Show' With Backside At Royal Event by ceaser: 4:33pm On Jul 20, 2021
This isn't what is referred to as curvy. Curvy is more of the hourglass look from the front or rear view.

What she has there is bulbous backside.

By the way, is she the elder sister or the younger sister? Cos she looks a little dated/old to me.
HealthRe: 2 Children Survived Fire Explosion That Killed Bride-To-Be, 8 Kids In Ebonyi by ceaser: 4:26pm On Jul 20, 2021
Oh no. That young lady is visibly scarred for life. What with the keloid on her face and the variegated patchy hyper-and hypopigmentation on her limbs.

But hopefully her story turns out good at the end of the day like it did for that girl that had burns from Sosoliso plane mishap.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Nation Rally: Autopsy Faults Police Claim, Says Jumoke Oyeleke Was Shot by ceaser: 6:34am On Jul 20, 2021
Sad.

Bad news back to back with this festive period.

God, do not leave your children to keep suffering under an oppressive pharaoh. You took care of Abacha even when it seemed all hope was lost. At that time, all sychophants across various ethnic divides in Nigeria were decamping and declaring support for the transmogrification of a military despot into a civilian oppressor. The man that currently takes Nigerians for a ride happened to be part of that inglorious regime.

You that did it in 1998, Nigerians still have faith that You can do it before 2023. When every human effort fails, that is when You manifest Yourself. Almighty, please prove to Nigerians that you are still a hearer of supplications and prove to the oppressive judges that you are still the ultimate judge in the affairs of men.
PoliticsRe: Terror War: Troops Eliminate Several Boko Haram/ISWAP Terrorists In Borno by ceaser: 6:17am On Jul 20, 2021
Evidence? Oh, I thought so.

The NA needs to up her media strategies. If Boko Haram and ISWAP can post pictures of their exploits up north in order to give as much credibility to it as possible, I see no reason why the NA should not do it to theirs.

The difference in the two should be that the videos by NA should have the faces of the dead and gory scenes blurred out in order to significantly dampen the psychological effect on viewers and also to thwart any thing that Amnesty international may hold on to.

Another thing that may be done is that live videos/footages of air to surface demolition from NAF bomber pilots should be made available to media houses for dissemination to the public after proper vetting has been done. These footages need not show the faces of the dead, but it will show an aerial or panoramic view of the bombed area before and after the operation.

This is how those Western countries do it.
CrimeRe: Umunna Ndubuisi Williams Arrested With Cocaine Worth N18m In India by ceaser: 9:15pm On Jul 19, 2021
gasparpisciotta:
The police signpost reminds me of Amitabh Bashan
Amitab in the classic movie MARD.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Praises Prince Kpokpogri For Changing Her Story (Pix) by ceaser: 8:32pm On Jul 19, 2021
It is usually intoxicating at the beginning.

I guessed she praised Churchill too when the fondness was still fresh.
SportsRe: Cardboard Beds To Prevent Sex At Tokyo 2020 Olympics Installed By Officials by ceaser: 4:57pm On Jul 19, 2021
So there are no grounds in the venue? Àbí it is only on beds that it can be done? Or it can also not be done standing àbí?
SportsRe: USA Defeats Nigeria 93-62 In Female Basketball Friendly by ceaser: 4:28pm On Jul 19, 2021
Retaliation. Reprisal for the defeat of their male team by Nigeria team, it is.
FoodRe: Ram With 5 Horns Sold At A Market In Lagos Ahead Of Sallah Celebration. by ceaser: 4:23pm On Jul 19, 2021
This is Haram. Eating its meat potentially shuts the person out of Aljahnah. More importantly, it compromises the qualification for blessings including losing the 73 virgins that are on standby for that person at the gates of alja'nah.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo: I Warned Nigerians In 2015 About This ‘Evil’ Government by ceaser:
Well, Nigerians also were disappointed with GEJ dismal performance and there was desperation for a replacement. Buhari appears to be the only popular person. Other apparently better options like the Igbo YPP candidate were on platforms that haven't garnered as much support as the two mainstream political parties.

And as at then, there was only one way to find out. Try Buhari.

And of course he has proven to be worse. This doesn't mean that GEJ would have faired better though because if he could, he wouldn't have given Nigerians any reason to send him packing in the first instance.

Truth is, it was GEJ that even gave Buhari a fighting chance by his Bleep-ups. If the former had performed fairly impressively, believe me Buhari would only be able to smell that position like he had done three successive times before then.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 7:07pm On Jul 18, 2021
omotoda:
I am even seeing 8 units of 320ah new cells for N288k on Aliexpress.
Check the shipping fee.

That is where the amount on the apparent discount will be smuggled in to balance out.

The shipping fee may be around 1200 usd cheesy
PoliticsRe: Air Force Wings 6 New Helicopter Pilots, Assures Of Sustained Air Power Delivery by ceaser: 5:28am On Jul 18, 2021
What are the names of the newly winged pilots? Nigerians wish to check something.

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