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RomanceRe: Young Man Shares Loved-up Photos Of His Big-Sized Girlfriend (Photos) by ceaser: 7:13pm On Mar 25, 2021
Holy Moly! This guy go get strength of 10 men o.

Indeed, beauty lies in the eyes of the "beer-holder".
PoliticsRe: Tinubu to chair 11th Arewa House lecture by ceaser: 7:00pm On Mar 25, 2021
Even GEJ was made patron of MACBAN when he was president, yet he was still fvcked upside down by the Fulanis.

So what is new in Tinubu chairing arewa meeting?

Therefore on behalf of all well meaning South Westerners, we gift Tinubu to the "Nut-erners" and maybe South Easterners too, if you would be able to make something slightly meaningful out of him. If you'd pass, just let the "Nut-earners" have him jeje.
PoliticsRe: Miyetti Allah: Herders Won’t Be At A Disadvantage If Nigeria Is Divided by ceaser: 3:56pm On Mar 25, 2021
Wait fess, let the country divide. Then you will smell your own butt rather than those cows butt you are used to smelling.

People dey ask for animals wey get horns, snail sef talk say hin dey present.
PoliticsRe: Ossai Osanebi Gifts His Wife, Ogechi Range Rover & Hermes Bag On Her Birthday by ceaser: 3:53pm On Mar 25, 2021
Nonsense. Instead of these guys to grow Nigeria, they prefer throwing our monies to acquire foreign things.

What's wrong with getting your wife an Innoson SUV and a nice bag made in Aba?

Even as an average Nigerian, I still get a small Innoson saloon just so to please my conscience that I am contributing my quota to growing Nigeria as a patriot.
Christianity EtcRe: Kwara Hijab Controversy: Bishop Oyedepo Tells Muslims To Build Their Own Schools by ceaser: 2:58pm On Mar 25, 2021
I concur.
PoliticsRe: Northern Nigeria, Yemen, South Sudan, Others Face Famine Threat - UN by ceaser:
When you sow wind, you reap the whirlwind. That is the case of Northern Nigeria.

Israel and UAE are both desert lands, much more barren than Northern Nigeria but when you have poor managers of resources, things like this are bound to happen. Coupled with the fact that people in Northern Nigeria act more Moslem than Mohammed and more religious than Dubai and Saudi Arabia which are frontmost Moslem nations who practice their reliousity with some sense.

As a fall out of religious intolerance in Northern Nigeria fully enabled by their leaders, so much innocent blood have been spilled on the soils in that region. It is only natural for the earth to refuse to give out its produce in protest or for the firmament to refuse to shed its soothing drops of water.

I hope they won't see reason t
PoliticsRe: 2023: South-West Governors Creating Problem For Tinubu - Miyetti Allah by ceaser: 9:21pm On Mar 24, 2021
Well, I care less about Tinubu himself or his inordinate ambition anyways.

But no problem. Miyetti Shaitan Kautal Hore is feeling fly now that they have their bigot and clannish kinsman in seat of power. But they have quickly forgotten that Movement for the Liberation of Niger Delta People also made so much noise than this when Jonathan was in power. But ever since 2015, they can't even whimper.

That's how life is. The mistake that Miyetti Shaitan has however made this time around is the apparent genocide the engaged in. MLNDF did nothing of such and therefore Nigerians have no axe to grind with 'em. However by the time Buhari leave and the tongue of Miyetti Shaitan is tied, Nigerians will avenge every last drop of blood these people murdered in cold blood.
PoliticsRe: Obadiah Mailafia: World Powers Want To Destroy Nigeria by ceaser: 9:06pm On Mar 24, 2021
And Buhari under the poor leadership of APC wants to happily allow 'em with his stupid Fulani expansionist agenda.

Well good thing is that when you know who your enemies are and what your problems are, then it is half solved. So now that Nigerians know the Fulanis for who the are, the awareness is rejuvenated.

That is what has spawned the recent agitation for sled determination across different ethnicities nationwide, completely jettisoning the initial idea of restructuring.
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Three Oyo Hunters For Killing & Burning Of Fulani Huts by ceaser: 10:30pm On Mar 23, 2021
No problem. Very soon the police themselves will become seriously endangered like they currently are in Imo and the rest of the SE.

Shebi it is police that have rest of mind that will think of arresting farmers that are struggling to protect their crops from marauding Fulani herdsmen.

PoliticsRe: Olayomi Koiki Storms Lagos Streets, Canvasses For Creation Of Yoruba Nation by ceaser: 11:08am On Mar 23, 2021
UsmanFodio:
I stopped taking Igboho serious that day he disassociated himself from Nnamdi Kanu.

We northerners know that Igboho is trying to have a say in 2023 election either through endorsing a candidate after money change hand or contesting himself since he now has large followers.

We also know that Nnamdi Kanu means business when he said he is here to rescue Igbos from Nigeria.

If Igboho is not in the same page with Nnamdi, that means he is a scammer using Oduduwa republic to scam Yorubas
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 11:20am On Mar 22, 2021
https://brandnewsday.com/2021/03/22/nigerian-breweries-commissions-new-solar-plant-at-its-ibadan-factory/

So I wonder, is this also gonna power their heavy duty appliances (all those bottling machines and conveyor belts that use energy hogging three-phase AC motors) or will that be only available for use during sun-hours? I don't know if their assembled battery pack will allow that much demands.

HealthRe: South Africa Sells Off Astrazeneca COVID Vaccine, Places Fresh Order From Pfizer by ceaser: 10:49am On Mar 22, 2021
9ja.

The moment South Africa decides to auction I off, it has to be done at second hand value and that means far cheaper than it originally was bought.

Now 9ja politicians would have cashed out in this if they got Nigeria supplies from RSA. They will collect money for new ones and then buy RSA supplies at half the cost.

Boom! Cash out!
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Caught At Sunday Igboho Mother’s Home - FFK (Photos) by ceaser: 10:03am On Mar 22, 2021
Foreign or Local?
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Invites Faith Odunsi, Mathematician For A Tour At Mavin Headquarters by ceaser:
Don Jazzy should please be careful before people change am for am.

Adults nowadays need to thread carefully when they associate with minors. And for valid reasons of pervasive irresponsibility of course, with the increased rate of child s3xual abuse and even incest from fathers to their own blood daughters.

Michael Jackson inviting children to his Disneyland's playland could have been just an innocent idea, but eventually turned out his worst nightmare that also contributed to his rapid demise.

Growing up, I knew the word "gay" to be very harmless and meant "being happy and joyous". Now I can't just say "I am gay" in public without people staring at me with concern.

Don Jazzy would have done better by either giving the girl cash gift or offering her scholarship rather than inviting her for sightseeing/tour at Marvin hq.

To make matters worse, Don Jazzy is unmarried, I assume. So that is another basis for people to become unduly suspicious.

MrMaestro:
Not surprised. Yorubas are brilliant in science and mathematics. The other nigerian finalists in higher age groups were Yoruba as well.
Abegi! Cut am dia!

For now we are all NIGERIANS even though she is of Yorùbá ethnicity. Wait until the secession bids hopefully get thru before Oduduwa or Biafra starts to make those boasts.

In fact, Igbos too excel as well in academics and science (the Igbos here should not let their head swell now and start arguing Biafra this and that). Hausas too (not Fulanis though) try to flex tiny muscle in academia, something worthy of note considering the lowest ebb of education their leaders have purposely kept them. But since the Hausas have for long pitched tent with the Fulani hegemony, then they are better lumped together in the all round backwardness that pervades their region.

But for now, go girl. NIGERIANS blazing the trail in academics.
CrimeRe: 30 Herdsmen, 322 Cows Missing In Anambra - Miyetti Allah Writes Police by ceaser:
30 herdsmen and 322 cows; that makes 352 cows in total.
Keep it up, if it's true.

But if it's just propaganda, then may it come to pass in no distant time.

Even if it's true, we need to see live footages or at least pictures before we can accept it as true. Else, it's fake news just as #endsars killings and Benue farmers' murders were all proclaimed as fake.
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Bye-election: 3 Persons Feared Killed in Olujimi's Polling Unit by ceaser: 7:55am On Mar 21, 2021
Pavicx:
It is “feared dead” oo
What is “feared killed”
Lmao grin
Naija bloggers sef
People died.

PoliticsRe: Wike: If Zoning Presidency To North Will Make PDP Win In 2023, I Support It by ceaser: 7:49am On Mar 21, 2021
Nigerians especially Biafrans, una dey hear o. Before una start to dey support Wike upandan.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 8:06pm On Mar 18, 2021
earthrealm:
so we are about wrapping up this group buy, , i am impressed by the turnout, we have about 140 cells being demanded for, our target is 190 cells, so now is the time for interested folk to join.. options are available for people who dont want to pay full money
Please add to group.

Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 7:28pm On Mar 18, 2021
foonshur:
Pls has aliexpress resumed normal shipping?
Since. Tey tey.
NYSCRe: Should I Serve In Zamfara Or Redeploy? by ceaser: 7:11pm On Mar 18, 2021
You don't need people's advice. It should be a reflex action of your body to do what is right to protect your body and spirit.

What is right is running away from that proposal. Do not serve in Zamfara! Redeploy!! Flee all appearances of evil!!!
CrimeRe: Kidnappers In Niger State Arrested By Soldiers Who Disguised As Passengers by ceaser: 5:51pm On Mar 18, 2021
Something that DSS ought to be proficient at, it's soldiers that are doing it better. Useless DSS.

Kudos to those guys who pulled the trick outta their intellect. Unfortunately, the only thing the politicians relish is sending you guys to the war front underkitted to go and fight off their politically created terrorist outfit - boko haram.

May God protect you guys.

As for the Fulani kidnappers, well your case na wahala, e be like bicycle.
BusinessRe: Banks, Telcos To Make Over Half A Billion Naira On New USSD Charge by ceaser: 3:54pm On Mar 18, 2021
The charge adds to a host of other fees paid by customers for financial service, critics note. For a single transaction, a customer would now pay for the USSD, SMS alert, interbank transfer and stamp duty. They also cover monthly ATM maintenance and transfer fees.
grin

6.98 naira + 20 naira + 50 naira + 50 naira
= 126.98 per transaction conducted by Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: Hijab Crisis: CAN Hasn’t Learnt From History, Says MURIC by ceaser: 12:51pm On Mar 18, 2021
Kwara state will eventually destroy itself the way it's going. Once the extreme form of Islam is beginning to creep into a state, it's only grace from "Allah" that can bring back such state from the brink of destruction.

The Northern states that adopted Sha'riah in an obvious polytheistic country with its own constitution are currently battling with so much unrest, banditry, kidnapping of school children, illegal mining activities, insecurity and all kinds of societal ill, all in varying degrees.

This is because the adoption of an extreme form of any religion is like planting the seed of destruction from the ills associated with the extremism of such religion.

While there is freedom of worship and of association and a group of religious individual may choose to adopt the laws and statutes associated with their own mode of worship, it should be noted that doing this in a constitutionally polytheistic society means that it is subject to the non-religious (civil) constitution of that society.

In such instances, history shows that there is usually peaceful co-existence of different faiths until such time that believers of one of the faiths decide to force its belief down the throat of others. That is what is happening in the north. In this case of Kwara state, many school children have actually attended schools every one of them donning the apparel that reflects their faith. You would have found a few muslim girls don the hijab but because it was not aimed at foisting it on non-muslims, it was not an issue.

But the moment the government stepped in and it becomes apparent that the balance is about to be tipped, then warring factions emerge, each trying to protect his/her faith.

The problem with extremism is that it wants to foist their way of life on the believers of other faiths in such society. Such intolerant attitude is always a recipe for stunted growth and development of any society befallen by such evil.

Politics is good but the people practicing it in Nigeria are evil, hence all they could think of is how to create division to favour 'emselves. Division along religious lines is one of it. The other one is division along ethnic lines.

Kwara state is trying to key into this Modus operandi, and while it may work at first, it will at the end boomerang into a hydra headed monster like it currently is in most Northern states of the nation.

OROSUNBOLB:
Ishaq Akinola and Ishaq Oloyede are two different personalities,please ! They are both Muslims ,academics but different individuals. Ishaq Akinola of Muric is a lecturer at LASU and he is from Ile Ife in Osun state while Ishaq Oloyede ,former VC of University of Ilorin and current DG of JAMB is from kwara state.
Oloyede hails from Ogun state but he has spent and worked much in Kwara state to easily mistake his origin from there.

His father lives in Ogun state.
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde: I Am Not Afraid Of Losing 2023 Election by ceaser: 7:35am On Mar 18, 2021
Makinde, who said he contested governorship elections in 2007, 2011 and 2015 respectively and failed, noted that “if the people of Oyo State ask me to leave the office as governor today, I won’t hesitate to leave the office because I go to office daily with my bag.”
Buhari too contested trice and failed, woefully in his own case but finally got elected to turn out the worst Nigerians have had.

I hope Oyo people's case will not be like Nigerians are currently having it with Buhari.
HealthBreaking: 2 Govt Officials Sick After Taking Astrazeneca COVID-19 Vaccine by ceaser(op): 8:53pm On Mar 17, 2021
BREAKING!! Two High Ranking Nigerian Government Officials Seriously Sick After Taking AstraZeneca COVID-19 Vaccine

According to Nigerian Controversial Investigative Journalist, Kemi Olunloyo who broke the news on her official Twitter handle, said “there’s death and two high ranking govt officials very ill from the AstraZeneca COVID-19 Vaccine” See Tweet Below

#BREAKING There’s a death & two high ranking govt officials very ill from the ASTRAZENECA #COVID19 vaccine. The RX giant’s vaccine has been pulled in several European countries as a “precautionary” measure for blood clots. The Prez task force should be transparent now #IJCovid19 https:///JgZcf4bny0

#BREAKING There's a death & two high ranking govt officials very ill from the ASTRA-ZENECA #COVID19 vaccine. The RX giant's vaccine has been pulled in several European countries as a "precautionary" measure for blood clots. The Prez task force should be transparent now#IJCovid19 pic.twitter.com/JgZcf4bny0 — Nigerian Journalist Dr Kemi Olunloyo�� (@KemiOlunloyo) March 16, 2021

Read more at: https://weetalknaija.com.ng/news/astrazeneca-covid-19-vaccine.html?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=4fa6331b0c86957a2a952a0132268e2c074bdaac-1616010457-0-Aa4vpNYYZhOX8-5QXtLtBcztYwcTF8uUZdW8d2t0T8x9XiKq_DZTDVtSNWEGT79iInyex8zJTGBkYgCKNXC2LY_GeHOGW-enKAWsJLwot9xc6hf8G3bJMztBf7oLZjGycY-liBDO9qsGywc-tJOBrQ-dTaZ_uP8pI8x82420V0RsTv1mLlLgwvPDmNm2vXLqZPeWmOWubQi3DQPs4Oaf0_yweGKXNKg489qsdnJffDbo_LxXcIzO1KlxRZgIKBorXm1TLou_-GwK1OgZMjmRQVIddp2SrS3XGa_FC3SwXdIaNGNkrjAhvcAtCtxNBF4ueGZeefYwIqRWqJBMQmeo7pzIuykbX7SUCmx59g4tUnv2azZ_yDxQfehUFfGTbd8png
PropertiesRe: Lekan Adegbite Decries High Price Of Cement In Nigeria Despite Local Production by ceaser:
Nigerian elites and manufacturers are good at establishing cabals. That is what happened to the case of cement. The cement cabals fix prices of the commodities so that you only get to buy it at exorbitant prices. Therefore the concept of competition is defeated as the "competing" manufacturers actually connive with 'emselves to frustrate the end user with price hike.

This is what is gonna happen to PMS when it is eventually "fully deregulated" as the government claims it needs to do - after several repeated claims of "full deregulation" over the past 2 years of their second term tenure.
CrimeRe: Residents Break Bottle On IKEDC Staff’s Head For Disconnecting Power (Graphic) by ceaser: 7:51pm On Mar 17, 2021
Wetin dey occur? E be like say the next endsars na #ENDPHCN e go be o. One case of assault with machete in Imo, another case of harassment using canine also in Imo and now a third case of breaking bottle on the head of PHCN staff.

And these are just the ones that are reported in the news. What of the ones not reported? Once the awareness gathers momentum, it won't take long for the virus to spread nationwide. By then, any PHCN staff that makes the mistake of identifying yhinself in a strange street or neighbourhood, na to break bottle go be next.
PoliticsRe: 3 OPC Members Docked, Remanded Over Allegations Of Burning Wakili’s House by ceaser: 5:49pm On Mar 17, 2021
I knew it!

Right from when they allowed Wakili to be remanded in prison, I knew it was a way to implicate the OPC members that effected his arrest.

I hope they have good lawyers rise for 'em and prove their innocence while we watch how they'll free Wakili when hundreds of Igangan townspeople testifies against him.

Going forward, arrests will no longer be effected. Any Fulanis caught grazing his herd on people's farmland will be deemed taken care by "unknown armed men" the way it happened in Osun few days ago.

Cockroach Fulani illegal settlements throughout the south will be marked and taken care of by "unknown armed men".
PoliticsRe: Governor El-Rufai Squats To Greet Emir Of Zaria (Photo) by ceaser:
Are Nigerians supposed to binge on this useless display of hypocrisy in order to get satiated?

This ain't news worthy in my humble opinion, neither is it character building.

Anyways, I know he might be using it to spite a perceived rival, Tinubu, who in his own useless display of pride and disrespect for traditions failed to accord the deserved postural recognition for oòni of Ifè. That despicable attitude of Tinubu was a sharp contrast to Obasanjo's full prostrate posture, in a true display of cultural norms, when he paid a visit to the Oòni.

But this does not in anyway mean that El-rufai is so respectful or has respect for traditions. It's all about politics and like customary traditions and royalty in Nigeria have been taken to the cleaners by politicians, this is just one of such moves the royal pawns are used for in the game of political chess.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Releases Pictures Of 16 Soldiers Killed In An Ambush In Borno by ceaser: 7:15pm On Mar 16, 2021
What happened to air support that should have fried these guys with hellfire missles?

Oh I forgot it's Fulani run Nigerian government, not Ghana government run by true Ghanaians.

It's either Buhari is managing the bombs that we have or he has outrightly by his body language commanded for the terrorists to be spared since they also are from Fulani dominated Northern Nigeria.
AgricultureRe: My First And Second Cucumber Harvests by ceaser: 7:00pm On Mar 16, 2021
God bless your efforts.

I pray the eyes of Fulani herdsmen will be blinded to the location and their intellect, sorry stupidity, will not be enlightened enough to decipher that there is green vegetation in that area that needs to be grazed barren.

kpas4kpas2:
My brother, is a very long story about this hopeless men called Fulani herdsmen o. I came from Middle belt thinking I'm safe from them buy I ran from frying pan to fire.
I cultivated 12 acres of maize and planted cassava in 10 of the 12 but all has gone oblivion because of Fulani herdswahala. I have know one to run to o.
This cucumber is a battle and war.
They comes around sometimes by 5am
Oh no. So the deed was already done before the prayers.

Well, new revised prayers:
May the marauders and grazers together with their animals become food for thunder and lightening. The ancestors have seen the damages.

And by the time Buhari is done in that God forsaken fortress, please don't forget to execute the plans of majority of Nigerians - Deal with all Fulani cockroaches.

The movie Anarchy will be child's play.

Ojey1234:
I think when you written something like this you need to state the farm location, when planted, when harvested, how you sell, how you planted etc this will encourage other youth to venture into the same business.

that's the way I see it oo
That will be good. But I think he should be sure none of the Fulanis on Nairaland forum are looking. Before you know it now, they'll send the coordinates to their monster brothers in the field.
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Primary School Pupils Escape From Bandits by ceaser:
BUHARI: These guys are also Fulanis that are only husling for their stomachs and vain lifestyle, but they are my people nonetheless. Though I am forced to whittle down their activities, I will still give 'em enough time to quickly brush up on their waka and consolidate on thir next, fresh and new look and new move.

Two weeks ago, Buhari gave "a two months ultimatum" to terrorists bandits (as Buhari will prefer they are called) to stop their activities or face the full wrath of the government.

Bandits/Terrorists: Buhari has given us two months ultimatum o. Let's double our huddle to cash out enough before the two months deadline.

Who da heck in their right senses give two months (8 weeks, 60 days) head start to terrorists?

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