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Politics › Re: Panic As Bombs Hit Gunmen’s Hideouts, FG Goes After IPOB by ceaser: 9:44am On Apr 07, 2021

epondudu:
I love..... this south east is gradually turning to Borno, Imo is another Sambisa, Anambra will be monguno,Delta and Rivers will be Idp camp.

Clearly a Fulani talking, who wants everyplace else to burn like their beloved desert lands.

You secretly sent the herdsmen arm of your outfit to destroy the farmlands but they were repelled. Now you have openly sanctioned the use of your military outfit. You can only go so far.

Politics › Re: Video Of Buhari’s Supporters At Abuja House In London by ceaser: 7:54pm On Apr 05, 2021

So these are the people that got paid GBP 79 each for the hatchet job?

Pitiable pismal dismal of a people.

They may probably be non-Nigerians or maybe Kenyans. Fulanis have Kith in their numbers from East Africa.

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Politics › Re: You Didn’t Speak Like A Man Of God, Garba Shehu Attacks Kukah by ceaser: 4:56pm On Apr 05, 2021

Stupid Garba Shehu.

I guess Gumi was acting well and good all along that he was publicly frolickijg with bandits, terrorists and kidnappers and even soliciting amnesty for 'em.

Garbage Shehu saw no reason to chastise Gumi then.

And I'm not surprised. Garbage Shehu is simply "Garbage in, garbage out".

Politics › Re: You Didn’t Speak Like A Man Of God, Garba Shehu Attacks Kukah by ceaser: 4:55pm On Apr 05, 2021

Family › Re: Man's Mother Gets ₦5000 From His Sister's ₦300,000 Bride Price by ceaser: 4:32pm On Apr 05, 2021

pocohantas:
Men are their own enemies.

I am sure when they stayed and agreed to be paying “bride price” abi huge marriage list, they forgot that someone like Buhari would be a democratic president. They also never foresaw that $1= N478 or graduates would turn 31 without stable jobs.

Now that the economy is choking them and restricting their airflows, they are now forming online bro-code and looking for imaginary feminist that will go stop a practice they put in place for their own ever-needy-ego.

You’ll still see same charlatans insulting other Nigerian tribes that are civil enough to conduct marriages like what it is- the coming together of two consenting adults, not an empowerment program.

That gender can never be understood.

If not that God is all knowing, they almost confused Him when He asked a simple question in the Garden of Eden.

Eleru gberu e ooo

The snake was being interviewed.

Interviewer: Hey bros, Wetin happen for the garden of Eden?
Serpent: I just dey pass my own jeje, na im Eve do bambiala ask me, "bros, anything for the ladies"?

Politics › Re: Buhari Cabal Organises Counter-Protest In London, To Pay £75 Per Participants by ceaser: 3:21pm On Apr 05, 2021

If it's not Panadol, it can never be Panadol.

If they like, they should hire millions and pay them 100 pounds per hour. It can never match the determination of a few scores with the original intention, motivation and selfless devotion to demanding for good governance.

Romance › Re: I Stumbled On Wedding Pictures Of My Boyfriend On Instagram - Nigerian Lady by ceaser: 7:41pm On Apr 04, 2021

How are we sure her story checks out and it is t just that she wants to trend?

Travel › Re: John Abolarinwa, Ebiakpo Chapele Names Of Pilots On Missing Nigeria Airforce Jet by ceaser: 4:22am On Apr 03, 2021

The game:
Kill all potential military representation fr.other regions that may serve as reserve for other regions in the event of a break up.

Now that pilots from the south (including that lady combat pilot murdered in the military base some months ago) are.being systematically eliminated, there will.be dearth of fighter pilots to serve the south of a civil war breaks out.

Politics › Re: Buhari Asks Security Forces To ‘Make Insecurity Part Of Nigeria’s History' by ceaser: 4:06am On Apr 03, 2021

This man sha! Always slipping up and messing things up.

But really, this statement of his is a testament of what he ideally planned to do, and has been doing all along. It's his subconscious desire that just came to the fore thru a Freudian slip.

TV/Movies › Re: Anita Joseph, Her Colleagues Remove Their Wigs To Dance In '7 Rules Of Marriage' by ceaser: 9:54am On Apr 01, 2021

Wig nation is no nation.

Same way Buhari faked intelligence and competence to deceive Nigerians, not knowing it was Idiagbon that did the job that time.

Thank God his incompetence has been revealed in its full glare to the world, otherwise guys may still be arguing on threads all over Naira land that "Buhari was an incorruptible, diligent and competent president Nigeria never had".

Sports › Re: Iheanacho Appears On Packet Of Crisps In UK by ceaser: 8:58am On Apr 01, 2021

Did "I-hear-Nachos"?

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Education › Re: Ugandan Primary Schoolgirl Gives Birth During Mathematics Exam In School (Pix) by ceaser: 8:45am On Apr 01, 2021

And the baby shall be called "Maths Mpigi" for he was birthed at Mpigi district during a Mathematics examination.

001spice:
Truely the future is Vmail. According to one bitch here in nairaland.

Type in bing/Google search the statement "the future is female movie" and check out the movie where this statement was made - the babysitter: killer Queen.

It's an interesting movie but it was a statement made by the villainous lady (the murderer Queen) in the movie.

So anytime you see than statement "the future is female" here on NL or elsewhere, think "villainous female" in contrast to "virtuous female".

Politics › Re: President Buhari Condemns Attempted Coup In Niger republic by ceaser: 8:09am On Apr 01, 2021

Buhari is still talking about Niger bah? He better watch his back. This is spinning to him the proverb of what may befall him. Restiveness among Nigerians are increasing by the day.

Liberia's Samuel Doe will be child's play.

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Politics › Re: Dimeji Bankole To Supporters: I Have Joined APC, Pray For Me by ceaser: 7:54am On Apr 01, 2021

You want prayer bah? Okay, here it is:

Thunder fire you Dimeji Bankole, fire APC politicians, fire PDP politicians and all of una family join!

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 4:13am On Mar 29, 2021

Not trying to be sounding overly ambitious here, but will it be possible to have a small electric car charging station using a few panels and lithium packs?

Either for commercial charging station in preparation for a future electric car market in Nigeria or at worst for personal use for transition to an electric vehicle (car or bike) within the next 36 months?

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Satellite TV Technology › Re: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 3:27am On Mar 29, 2021

jamesid29:
Good morning folks.

Does anyone have any experience using felicity Lithium batteries; either for clients or personally?
Just trying to know if its a dependable buy.
Thanks

CC ojeysky ,Ceasar, Olopan, Valto, NiyiOmoIyunade, earthrealm, Eleojo23, Trippledots, Mctfopt, IYGEAL

I don't have experience with Felicity lithium beyond what we have all discussed here about it. And that is majorly the false "overdeclaration" of the capacities by the manufacturer as indicated on the product label.

Someone did capacity testing and discovered the 200ah to be truly 150ah and the 150ah to be truly 120ah or thereabout.

Beyond that, I don't know of any complaints regarding it that I have come across.

NiyiOmoIyunade:
Boss please post the particulars of this Felicity BMS - pictures, serial numbers and other identifying marks.

I am sure interested members of the house will quickly crack it open and establish comms and control for the good of all.

I know I can persuade her (BMS) to speak to me but alas I have no access to play with her.

Na wa o. This one that you are just making statements like say you wan toast geh. This one na battery o cheesy

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Politics › Re: Malaysian Firm Battles FG Over Multi Billion Naira Passport Printing Contract by ceaser: 8:53pm On Mar 28, 2021

The booklets were to be supplied at a unit price of N690.08, totalling N2,070,240,000.

Y'all can see how the Federal Government has been doing yahoo yahoo for Nigerians, defrauding the citizens without remorse.

You printed a booklet of the passport for 690.08 naira each and sell to the citizens at 22,000 naira (22k) each official price or 35k each (unofficial price).

Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu Replies Garba Shehu Who Said Nobody Can Bring Down Buhari's Govt by ceaser: 7:06pm On Mar 28, 2021

You cannot bring down what is already down!

On point savage response from Aisha Yesufu.

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Autos › Re: Tambuwal Presented Nigerian-made Electric Car By Jelani by ceaser: 6:39am On Mar 28, 2021

dreu2fine:
wow how can i get their contact
i hope its not that expensive

34 million naira base price.

Travel › Re: Fire On Otedola Bridge Guts Multiple Vehicles (Video) by ceaser: 9:56pm On Mar 27, 2021

Oya, let's see what Tinubu will do to this.

Or maybe the governor of Sokoto will send money to the victims in Lagos state.

Politics › Re: Buhari: Restoration Of Lake Chad Will Help Curb Illegal Migration by ceaser: 9:36pm On Mar 27, 2021

Nonsense. And where dem wan get the water from? Mother nature talk say she no do again yna dey talk about restoration.

Na places like Dubai in UAE, Saudi Arabia and Israel fit dey talk that kain thing. They are the serious ones that can still force the hand of mother nature to shed her water into their lands even though it's an arid region.

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 11:33pm On Mar 26, 2021

Saipro:
Those who "claim not to be pros but we know them" might hate me for saying this (as it's something anyone who's done reasonable research should know, long-time installers know and copycats might know with this post) but ... you should by now have realised Canadian Solar modules aren't made in Canada.

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 11:18pm On Mar 26, 2021

justcallmenuel:
200w Extra power All in one solar street light now available, #18,000. Call/WhatsApp us on 08168986461

This does not have PIR sensor, does it?

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 11:13pm On Mar 26, 2021

Solarrookie:
Thank you King!

EPEver is premium but have you used PowMr?

I saw videos with some people saying that the Charge controller is less efficient and the 60A is actually 40A.

It's cheap though.

Ojeysky, I sight you!

It may be less efficient, though yet to compare it with a known brand to confirm that. And if it is, how much of efficiency do you get to give up is what I also can't be sure about. But the 60 amps is definitely 60amps. Except maybe that has changed of recent.

For a quick and less costly acquisition of an MPPT CC that works well for the bucks and almost as good as a number of "premium brands" like Felicity MPPT CC, PowMr is a way to go.

Something that comes close to it is MakeSkyBlue, but that one isuch more expensive than PowMr but I honestly can't really tell much difference in performance of the two after like 2 plus years experience with both brands.

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Health › Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by ceaser: 11:36am On Mar 26, 2021

McSquishi:
Theory: Maybe it’s some sort of karma. Since men have been overusing them and being led by them, in fact the male desire for power and domination has led to the pollution we are experiencing... perhaps karma will cause the manhood to shrink and it will be rendered useless to bring balance to society.

You're wrong.

The law of evolution proposes degeneration due to persistent disuse or underuse. What organs and abilities you use persistently gets preserved from generation to generation.

Evolution of reptiles to land animal involved the degeneration of aquatic breathing apparatus (gills) to a rudimentary organ that eventually disappears. This is because the moment they got on land, the gills turned out useless. So instead a new mechanism (the lungs) to help survive on land evolved, and this has over time evolve to be perfected for use on land.

In human race, genes that serve no purpose in a population eventually gets inactive and repressed after several generations. The Sickle cell gene is preponderant among subsaharan Africans because it's expression was enhanced over generations while it became repressed in Caucasians. The sickle cell gene has protective properties against Malaria infection which is endemic in Subsaharan Africa but nearly absent among Caucasians.

Business › Re: Nigerian Exporter Ships 7,000 Metric Tonnes Of Coca Bean To US by ceaser: 11:23am On Mar 26, 2021

I think the identity of this exported should be hidden from the public for now, at least until this Fulani government leaves. Because as it stands, the location of his farm may be locked on and MACBAN will send herders to his farm to do the usual.

Or alternatively, the military arm of MACBAN (Bandits aka Boko Haram) may decide to kidnap him for ransom (if they won't even murder him) while the political arm of MACBAN (Buhari government) directs its security forces to look away.

Politics › Re: Aminu Masari: Nigeria Has Become Attractive To Kidnappers by ceaser: 11:18am On Mar 26, 2021

Well, thanks to Buhari and his minions across different strata in seat of power, all under APC.

Education › Re: Adamawa Polytechnic Shut As Students Burn Hostel (Photos) by ceaser: 11:15am On Mar 26, 2021

Óyá, Tinubu. It's time to also send money to Adamawa state o, as you don yourself to the father of sheperdless northern herds.

Politics › Re: Group Storms British High Commission In Abuja, Demands Kanu's Extradition (Video by ceaser: 10:59am On Mar 26, 2021

What nonsense Igbo groups? If they have the guts, they should go to Nigeria and live there for four weeks, just four weeks and let's see if their brain will not be reset to know who their real enemies are.

Or at least they should go and protest for Kanu's extradition in South East Nigeria.

This is a script being played by the Fulanis. So don't be surprised if next week you also see a group masquerading as Oduduwa group and calling for the clampdown on agitation of Oduduwa republic.

As far as I am concerned, no be today sponsored protests don they take place. The momentum of the fuel and motivating factor (money) is nothing compared to the real, long lasting motivation of genuine agitators.

Romance › Re: Entitled Nigerian Women Call Men “Rebellious” For Obeying Reno Omokri (Video) by ceaser: 10:19am On Mar 26, 2021

Hello. Have they forgotten so soon how they giddy up to their peers who preach feminism and start to practice everything the tenets of that view profess?

Talk about being afraid to try out your own poison.

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo: We Won’t Allow Vast Majority Of Our People Suffer by ceaser: 7:28am On Mar 26, 2021

Haba! What is Osinbajo saying báyí? When 150 million out of 200 million Nigerians already live below 1usd a day. When 90% of Nigerians are already living below poverty level.

samwillyco1:
Majority are already suffering

What kind of PASTOR ARE YOU

Tell PMB and the CABALS to remove embargo on Fuel importation, building of REFINERY and allow people that have money to go into the Business and crash the price of fuel, like it happened in TELECOM industry .

Finally your people should stop destroying the so called illegal refineries at the creek of Niger Delta, rather bring them together and monitor their activities to ensure quality products are produced and means of giving them oil should also be mapped out to avoid oil stealing

Sorry dear friend. @ bolded isn't likely to happen. A cabal will be created composing of maybe two or three privately owned refineries. The government will make policies to stifle out private players from entering the refinery industry while Dangote and the one or two more privileged elite will also do their quota to kill potential emerging competitions.

Then the three will connive to fix prices of petroleum products at the point where you will buy it. Therefore nothing like completion driving down prices because the "competing partners" rather than do thrir own things differently will now agree on price fixing.

We also thought local manufacturing was gonna drive down prices of cement but the scenario above is what has played out in Cement industry all along, meanwhile neighbouring countries buy cement far cheaper than Nigerians do.

Dangote cannot thrive in a sector where there is viable competition. Dangote cannot thrive in the telecommunications industry. He tried to flex his muscle in the Indomie noodles sector but got his hands terribly burnt because of stiff competition enabled by manufacturers from South West and South East.

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Politics › Re: El-Rufai: Kaduna To Stop Relying On Federal Allocation Soon by ceaser: 7:25pm On Mar 25, 2021

Better.

And gradually every state should key into stopping to rely on resources from other states being shared to them at the end of every month.

When they know that there isn't any free monthly pocket money anywhere, those state governors will sit tight and start to brainstorm on creating wealth in their respective domains. Then they can get to tax earnings and businesses towards generating IGR.

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