₦airaland Forum

safesurfer:
You want to learn programming. You have a laptop and internet connection, but you don't have food to eat. So you branch into yahoo yahoo business so that you can take care of yourself on the one hand, while you continue learning coding.

Now the problem is this: you made so much money from Yahoo that you begin to wonder why you're wasting your time learning data science. So you abandon it completely and focus on yahoo. I think that explains slawormir's case.

Cee0nne:
If you're really and fully interested,and ready to concentrate fully.
I can teach you Digital marketing, Programming,Video editing, Graphic design and photo editing, Copywriting, Cyber security,Video animation,3d modelling.
Any of the above skills are really lucrative.
I would show you how and where to earn with any of them.
Don't bother to thank me..smiles.

safesurfer:
you can't learn data analysis in a week, but will your stomach cooperate? Man's gotta chop, you know.

SpatialKing:
Power Bi
Tableau
Excel Power Quary
Pandas
GIS
SQL
STATA
SPSS
Eviews
Epinfo
Infographics
Monitoring and Evaluation
Block Chain
etc

SpatialKing:
Power Bi
Tableau
Excel Power Quary
Pandas
GIS
SQL
STATA
SPSS
Eviews
Epinfo
Infographics
Which among the above is not saturated?
Monitoring and Evaluation
Block Chain
etc

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Programming sure you die Ogbeni...or big data analysis for customer behaviour

But last last last you go still turn to bomber and keyboard warrior..


Picture 1:Na so I take start Ogbeni.....but as hungry beat me die
Na im I turn to bomber and key board warrior ..

Picture 2: after hungry don maga me..my real niggeeees advise me make I leave programming...then I start to dey bomb, smoke weed and drink my beer

Lilsameey:
......3d Animation, Programming, Digital Marketing. Website Development and Coding.App development.. there's a lot of money in these fields,...

NwaAmaikpe:





Employees must learn to be honest at all times; bosses have a heart, that's why they were kind enough to employ you in the first place.

God bless mean bosses like this.

I remember back in the days, I had this worker that wouldn't let me score. She told me it was against her morals. First, she was married and secondly, she was a devout Muslim. So I let her be.

Four months later, my friend who came visiting invited me to his hotel room. There was drinks and they were chicks. I hurriedly showed up and amongst the naked chicks tucked in his bed was my married muslimah employee.

Well, she was the one I settled for. I screwed her like a prisoner who was out on parole. Her moans were loud and full of regrets. Not regrets of being caught but regrets of having neglected such a sweet preek all the while.

Long story short, she resumed work the next day to meet a sack letter and a 'thank you' card on her desk.
Honesty remains the best policy because there's no way I was going to trust someone who told me she was a saint yet svcked a stranger's preek like a vacuum cleaner.

A good boss must tolerate a lot, but should NEVER tolerate being outsmarted.

Prechgold1180:
Hello everyone please sorry to disturb you with my personal problem I just feel it best I table the matter here.

Let me try to be short.

Please how do I tell my girlfriend to go back to her house without offending or sounding rude?
I am a young guy and she is also young too currently in my final year she is a graduate on
her own side she graduated last year.

She travelled outta Nigeria after graduation came back after 1 month.
Ever since she got back she has been in my house close to two months now and she is not even talking about leaving.

I don’t even have my space again
I can’t even go out with my friends she always calling for my attention.
It is choking me seriously I can’t even keep female friends because she is always complaining.
All my friends are now referring to me as a married man.

Pls how do I tell her to go back without hurting her.

Me don tire i swear

ThEGodFaThEr103:
Common keep your mouth shut Jare! Look at this kai kai and Ogogoro sipping local fisherman champion, Igbo people dey talk you sef wan yarn. Abeg, go and paddle your wooden canoe and look for where to cast your net.

jasmine1600:
Some guys get mind ohh. After seeing all She did Churchill, that’s same way she use to post Churchill too.
Niggas get mind. dating a girl that has no shame that can ridicule u outside is no no.
Premium tears awaits to guy, his own case will b a 1 seconds man.

BonPatrick:
Am not hurt see you guys are getting it wrong she came with free mind we didn't do anything she just renders help

BonPatrick:
Good morning guys I leave alone and I don't know how to cook soup but can cook stew and others so I called my ex girlfriend yesterday and she is married last year so she came we went to market and buy food stuffs and she cooked for me. I want to know if is wrong for a married lady to do that?

Okoroawusa:
What is all those looking like kilishi?

Topmaike007:
so 15 years old girl na small girl? . He be like say you no dey see wetin the sup for street

Arry110:
I Dey tell you, e just weak me

Rozcol:
Is there any difference between a Nigerian police and armed robbers?

Juliusmomoh:
No backyard garden o.... Real farm.. Are you in kogi state ? Come to inachalo

Juliusmomoh:
But the good news is that, we in the village are somehow safe when it come to food. Cos if i enter my cassava farm now na me go tire. . Even my maize sef is due to harvest... Only some minor things are hard. We don even forget school long ago.... NOTE: if you want to be rich now don't go to school.... U can insult me. Acepted

FreeSpirited:
Just two months marriage, a woman is already acting like a bitch, like a prostitute, going to church with skimpy dress...imagine if she can wear a skimpy dress to church, then what kind of dress will she wear out when his husband is not around to see her? Husband cautioned her she said No ...and started causing quarell...she stormed out with same dress, telling husband she going to church right away...
Husband said she can't go..that they must address the matter...she walked out on her husband in that dress and still went out...
So u simply idiots expect the man to kneel down and apologize to her for not allowing that rubbish?
Just two months marriage o..she's already behaving unruly like a cheap street bitch....nonsense...
The husband did the best thing by locking her out, she can go back to the church and sleep..shebi her pastor is more important.. nonsense and foolish simm

olibeans:
I don't buy the story of the side chick stabbing the deceased twice at different times on the neck because of rough sex only to go withdraw less than a million naira.

The Nigeria Police is not telling Nigerians the true story of what really happened.