₦airaland Forum

IDeyNL:
Illiterate Yoruba headslammer.

When did Okotie become an IPoB?

Learn Geography, you won't. Instead na Ile-kewu you dey go.

Savage!

MrGoood:
I won’t give you cash, I will pay via your portal, Forget about cash, we need to reduce the level of illiteracy, I will choose randomly and it must be distress, Don’t take money from your parent and tell me story , I am doing distress payments not comfort pls

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The same people that could not profare solution to insecurities bedevilling them for so many years. I shake bum bum for Buhari government!

descarado:
I see nysc coming to an end very soon

... this I have seen ( in false prophet 's voice)

mariahAngel:
I see him getting rid of the pots.

This I have seen.

False prophet lite

Oga, be calming down! You could admonish her in a subtle way. Everything no be gra gra! She's your wife and not your daughter... both of you are one! Educate her on business principles. No go use your hand scatter wetin you Don build. Her response to you must have been as a result of the way you spoke to her. Abeg settle with your wife inugo!
Do not listen to those people that will start putting ideas into your head. Most of them can't even practice what they preach. If you listen to them and your home is broken, they will go back home to cuddle their wives and girl friends.

These people think the country revolves around them.

Yesterday, Kano Hisbah destroyed a lorry load of beer belonging to a Southerner, and Nigeria did not collapse (even though Kano happily receives VAT from beer sold in the South). In the same vein, Nigeria will not collapse if Southern states destroy any cattle caught grazing openly.

We must refuse to live in a country where cows have more rights than human beings!

#TableShaker
https://www.facebook.com/111647580740689/posts/268280395077406/

IderadeAratumi:
I did not have an NGO/INGO/ international work experience. The UN is looking for irresistible value

Can you enumerate on some of those values please?

[quote author= post=101996837]STARBOY himself.

Our personal paddy.

A man that slept in the mortuary for 3 whole days with people thinking he was dead and forgotten.
Na Only God oooo.

Upper Iweka to the world. [/quote]What's da story? For real or nollywood?

Thor3399:
Like for Baba Ijesha. Share for Iyabo ojo

So this is where all the sexual assault apologists are holding their meeting?

Any child that will bring disgrace to one's generation should be miscarried during pregnancy. Nonsense and...

NwaAmaikpe:




A part of me thinks God just gave him an upfront gratuity but he was foolish enough not to recognize it.
He has just ended up tempting his bosses with that money because at the end of the day it may/will be misappropriated.

And if it gets misappropriated, his good deed will turn a sin because my Bible tells me in Matthew 18 :7 "For it is necessary that temptations come, but woe to the one by whom the temptation comes!"

Asides this, if our Lord Jesus Christ with all his wealth, could covert an abandoned Colt for his personal use, how much more an underpaid police officer in a country where corruption is the only way out.

... ment

bhella10:
Wow! I saw a movie in this mold once. This is almost a replica of how the murder inc. was bursted. This is very professional from David Hundeyin. I think this mystery goes deeper than what's on the surface. Our NPF aren't only corrupt like most cops around the world but they are very Clueless and ineffectual that a common crime they cannot solve let alone this very critical crime. I'm not expecting anything out of this they have already botched it before it began. Tueh

They are complacent in the crime. How do you explain a call put across to the police officer by the suspect minutes before he was arrested by the same officer. Was he calling him to come arrest him? How did he get his phone number? They are telling us what they want us to know.

If you are on this forum and you are doing something similar, may nemesis catch up with you now!

EmekaBlue:
See as d young boy resemble that boy with glasses wey dey do American sitcom

I don Forget his name

Steve

See all the shameless lots defending a pedophile. They will do same if they find themselves alone with a child. Parents please guide your children!

With the kind of comments I am seeing here, it goes to show that our female kids are not safe with the males around them. It is pathetic!

PlayMaker14:
Princess has alot of questions to answer...

-What kind of "help" was she rendering to the notorious pedophile?

-Why wait all that long to call out the useless child molester?

I am not in support of what the Baba Molester did, but this clout chasing must stop...

Most of our long forgotten artist now use clout chasing to peddle their way back to limelight.

Rape apologist detected.

Officialgarri:
Fulani herdsmen? . This is a joke.

Even a madman knows about the series of coordinated attacks by some fools taking orders from a monkey in UK.

Tagging herdsmen in this is not only cheap but too stale.

You mean they are the ones killing their people?
That is ridiculous!

NwaAmaikpe:






Now this is it.
My favorite celebrity couple in terms of fertility.
No hype, no nothing...they just get busy in the sheets and churn out these babies like receipts.

Unlike some who won't let us rest because of one child that they managed to give us after making us wait for almost eternity.
Just one baby, they gave world press conference, turned motivational speakers and even released a whack song that their own family members won't even agree to download for free.

Congrats to the Faanis.
But please stop playing mind games with us.
One day Charity is posting videos discrediting Austin, the next day we're seeing Austin waiting like a lapdog by her in the mall, at the photo studio, in the bank, at the clinic....every fvcking where in that little Asaba.

Please marriage is not do or die.
Don't stay put where you shouldn't be all for the gram.
The truth is.. We do not care.

The truth is that, you care! That is why you have written this epistle untop another person's life.

They should check the boy's complexion. Looks like they are bleaching him.

Opak001:
bro, it a experience I will not like to happen to any one.
meet this lady on a transit to a local government in where I base,everything when smooth throughout the journey,we get to exchange contact.
Unknowing to me she was weeks pregnant for her boyfriend or husband,things go good with us,good character,kind,sweet,everything was just too good.
Two months into what ever I should call it, she say she was pregnant for me that's was when it occur to me that men!,I need to settle down, omo boi don see wife material na,we then went for test and everything for I have heard alot of story from friends for every frist born child, man need to know the truth before you train another man pikin. sha it happens that she was already pregnant before we even meet.
Never saw her again since the day we departed from the hospital after the scan and everything.
Na oluwa save my head oooo.
2020 covid made me job hunting again,
I was no like "I for hear am for this life".
alaye always trust your instincts, e no go cheat you.
Thanks

How do people get the courage to bleep unprotected with people they just met?

Viknat:
this man don smoke igbo from abbi this morning. My kwale/ukwuani guys on this forum go understand. Oshogbo no get better igbo for where Abbi dey . Trust me

You Don go abbi before?

9jakool:
The language of ukpe is Ekue. Akoko is a very linguistically diverse area.

Do you classify it as a language or a dialect?

Sammy07:
My state only has two.

Ondo state

Yoruba and Ijaw

Have you heard the ikpe dialect of undo state. Don't know if I got the spelling right. The first time I heard them speak, I was forced to ask if they are kogi or Benue indigene. I was shocked when they said they are from Ondo. Ikpe akoko

BigBashiru:
White mans not sanner clime..... so you can't develop your own country but you want to run to white mans land.... there was a French revolution in 1728. Common protest una no fit - the black man takes the easy way out by relocating to "sanner clime" - shameless people

Same to you! What did the last protest yield? Loss of lives that can't be accounted for... you want to protest in a country where there is no respect for human lives. And again you are talking about development when we are still battling with ordinary electricity in this century.

I see no future in this nation! God help me to relocate my children to a sanner clime.

dam4sam:
Where in the Post did you read that she was just staying for 30mins or 3days? How would you know?

You mean a MIL will leave her house probably at 6:30am, drive for 35mins in Nigeria's early morning Holdups, just to "Say Hi" to her Son-inlaw and then drive back after staying for 10mins?
You guys need an Upgrade, really.

In-laws dont come and spend five minutes on Visits, they likely will sleep-over. and you cant tell them when to leave.

What if it was a working day and the Couples have to go to work? That means they have to leave her all alone at home.
She came at 7:30am for God's sake and it is not her first visit..

Let me give an example:
What if they have just fumigated the House at that 7:30am (since they will be at work all day) and she just bumped-in as they were about going out, will she not be embarrassed when told she cannot stay and have to go back or will she kill her self with the Mosquitoes, just to prove she can visit anytime?

Is that kind of embarrassment not better avoided, just by calling them to inform them of your intention to come to Visit?

Would you say the same if it were the man's mother that came visiting? I am sure by now the whole Nairaland will be agog with insults for not only the woman but the whole Nigerian women. The op is just not a nice person!

You don't use Tonto Dikeh shine finish. Who know you before?