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slimmax:
I tried dis na lean I still lean

Sorry about that

ahnie:
Make depression nor bend my neck I deviated to noodles with red oil,since I cannot afford spags

I'm just seeing this 'ondomie crayfish' flavor for the first time. Does it smell a d taste good?

Rilwayne001:
Hi guys.

Please recommend weight gain smoothies that I can be making on weekends.

Pineapple, watermelon mixed with milk

joemag:
Yes. Additionally, you will have access to some training, and if you are not from an educational background you will be given a scholarship for PDE

That's a good one there!

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Hotice085:
Fresh air shebi, don't worry you will wake up one morning and find yourself in the middle of the Atlantic
Ewu fresh air

You could make your submissions without insults. If you could just read what you typed a second time, you will realize how uncouth you sound. Please be guided!

inoki247:
Lol Lagos chapter...


So POS people get association...

Everything in Lagos has association. Even people that hawk goods from place to place 😀

ravensckar:
You see when people wey get sense talk, e no dey hard to know. I just jejely avoided going into argument with that 'girl' because I knew where she was heading to. From her reply, it was obvious that she regards people that live on the island with contempt. She couldn't shake off the word 'Estate' in my write-up. Little did she know that it's just our own way of saying street, hood or area. Abi e get any street for Island wey dem no tag 'Estate?'.

To further display her contempt, I made mention of 'great minds'. The thing bite am for body again. Me wey know the caliber of people wey I mingled with both on the mainland and Island.

Your summation is apt and it made me realize there are people who can relate to what I said. I just didn't have the luxury of time to exchange words with her. You see Pocohatas & that other one called Kobojunkie both of them always type like people who reason from their an*us. I too sabi wan kill them! The day I handled Kobojunkie, na since then she dey avoid me. Pocahatas, I never get her time yet. Breakfast na turn by turn.

When I created the thread,I noticed she was trying to derail it by attacking people on the island like she's got some kind of contempt for them. I just jejely avoided her. The bile in her comments was just so obvious. Without laying emphasis on the valid points I made which is the reduced standard of living by people since the subsidy removal.
She even went ahead to advice I park out from my own house because it is not a must to live on the island
If na so, we would have all left Nigeria since the government is not favourable.

Before I left the mainland few years back the light situation was nothing to write home about.
The fact that there is improvement now does not mean it won't get to other places in Nigeria. All we hope for is a better Nigeria!

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Nx-WM-10ATSL1.
Fully automatic
Top loader
Smart wash
Air dry/ clean
Energy saver.
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Slightly negotiable.
Location: Ibeju-lekki
Interested buyer should call or WhatsApp 08038632308

pocohantas:
At least Mainland people would see food chop. Island own is a quagmire. It would feel like you are in the middle of nowhere. No noise, no neighbour to gossip with. You go just dey inside your hot house dey think your life.

Most people idea of island does not go beyond Ajah.
I lived the greater part of my life on the mainland. Before the Lagos Badagry express way was constructed it was hell for people living on that axis. I could remember trekking from volks to Okoko because of the terrible roads. I visited the mainland this February and we were robbed in the traffic between Barracks gate to volks. I still have scars from that robbery episode. I get panic attacks when I remember it. We all can't live on the mainland.
With the 2nd phase of the road construction project project from Eleko junction to Abraham Adesanya the traffic issues will soon ease off. This area is gradually developing and has prospect.
My family's little investment here will still be beneficial to my children in the nearest future.

On the food aspect,people still go to Epe to restock for the month. Kara market is even closer than Epe. So living is a choice!

It is easier and faster for me when traveling outside Lagos. I'd get to my destination before anyone travelling from the mainland.

On people who choose to livie fake lives,it's their choice.
This part of the island is not as congested as people think.
We get fresh air from the ocean atleast free from the pungent gutter smell that is synonymous with 'Lagos'.

pocohantas:
You can't move then. Since you have money to build house in Lekki Phase 4, you and your neighbours should run solar. That is the way out now because you can't manage on N500 a litre.

Solar is the way to go! But there are a lot of places that experiences epileptic power supply in Nigeria. Even on the mainland. How will people cope?

pocohantas:
The bigger question is, why are you still there?
Is it really close to your office or impacting your life and career in anyway? Bad water, evil traffic , exorbitant rent, expensive services and foodstuff. Fake guys and girls. 3 people in a mini-flat...etc



Anything after Ikate, count me out. Island no get light and when they do, they pay through the nose.

Its my personal building and I work from home. We have been managing well before this whole thing started. I guess it is bitting everyone one way or the other.

I live on the island where you can sarcastically call Lekki phase 4 😀. The electricity destribution here is nothing to write home about. Infact you can count the number of hours you have light over here in a month. They bring it for few minutes each day for a couple of days towards when it is time for them to destribute the bills. People here have been generating electricity for themselves by using their generating sets.
Infact, it is no longer news that most Nigerians have lost hope in the Discos .
In the wake of the fuel subsidy removal, I discovered that the few homes who could afford fuelling their generating sets hardly do so. Even the more affluent ones that other residents rely on to charge their phones when ever they put on their Gen set have gone 😫.

Those that could confidently run their Gen all night preceding the subsidy removal only power it on for few minutes to pump water then off it goes.

The one that baffled me last night was that I looked out my window and everywhere was so dark except for the moonlight. Even a building close by that I could confidently say they have been having light all night for the past 2 years of my residing here was out of light last night. Which way Nigeria? 🤷

The standard of living of Nigerians have dropped drastically!

Abeg someone should help me calculate how much we have saved from the subsidy since May 29 let me collect my own share and know wether na solar panel and inverter I go use my own buy 😫.

Calculating.....
4 trillion x 29 days = ??

I just tire😥

joemag:
80k. But the fellowship is just 2years

I guess the selection process is competitive. The age limit disqualified me. Or do they consider applicants above 35yrs? 🤨

joemag:
80k. But the fellowship is just 2years

Monthly

joemag:
it is not a scam. I am a proud alumnus of the fellowship. Your appointment letter will come after you are done with institute, that is if you pass the last stage of the recruitment process.

How much is the remuneration?

Simpleshafee:
If you are not serving corp member,you are to chose Adhoc.

I chose adhoc,was surprised to they were asking for call up letter. I uploaded my degree certificate though

Preshhy:
Call up letter is for those serving...if you are not serving upload your Bsc/Hnd certificate

Thanks

SidiBenz77:
I think the problem is from their server. Cos I finished my registration yesterday, and now I just checked my details and is not there anymore.

Did you upload NYSC call up letter?. Is it compulsory?

Simpleshafee:
Finally did registration and submitted successfully.

The NYSC call up letter they are asking for is it compulsory. I Only have NYSC discharge certificate

keymatt:
Afang, Egusi, Vegetable soups are the bomb 💣 😊









Abeg my dear Obidients where can I get high grade butter avocado pear 🍐

Those are monster Avocados 😯

Zxcvbnmghtr:

Sowore still would have been the first person to call Tinubu to book if Tinubu didn't fulfill his student loan promise he made in his manifesto.

Point of note. STUDENT LOAN IS NOT BY FORCE. I wonder why some people are crying all over the place. Ehish

MODIFIED:


The kind of expensive phone handset most students use on campus alone......what does it justify? These are folks that have not even started working to earn a living. lol .
Our students are very rich, you need to enter where students rent as accommodation and see how so furnished it is.

Our students are not poor at all. Most live exhorbitant life style.

We just love complaining and complaining and complain.

How much will the tuition FG may want to introduce be, that students don't already spend as chicken change.

The student loan is for the truely poor which of course is a blessing a great opportunity.

Can the 'truely poor' meet the requirements?

family6644:
You understand the situation perfectly. I'm determined to stop today, all I need is support. I just got back from the pharmacy. If this does not work by tomorrow or next, I'm going to general hospital for help. I will take all the shame and insults. I'm not angry at those insulting me here, it's because they don't understand what I went through, I actually lost my wife of 17yrs, my best friend, my other half leaving me with 3kids, I had two options then, either to run mad or go this way. At least I'm mentally stable now to fight this one, then I was almost running mad. I just didn't want to say all these in the post so as not to draw sympathy, I need the harsh truths to help me stop.

Think about the pains your children will go through loosing both parents and stop! As in,stop now! Please 🙏

Tryagain77:
I saw a post on this forum which looks similar to mine and that inspired me into writing this to share with people how my boss (former) was abusing me.

I graduated from one of the courses in social science in one of the federal universities and have been job hunting to land a good job but to no avail.

Bills were piling up while I was going down economically. Out of hunger, lack and frustration, I settled to work as a barman in a hotel.

A week after resuming that work, the man that the hotel is leased out to started showing me his true colours. Nobody is above mistake in life. Even minor things that could have been settled without raising eyebrows, he would shout at me and abuse me right in front of customers. He would use derogatory words to describe me and say all sort of inhumane things to me, all to show that he's the boss.

Despite all that, I couldn't leave because I had no other job option at hand. For the 9 months I have worked in the place, these are the things I went through.

1. I have been verbally and physically abused by the said man. There is no kind of derogatory and inhumane word that man has not used on me and most times, right in the presence of customers and also when in the presence of the girls he brings to sleep with.

Note: this is how he behaves with all the staff, not only me.

2. He kicked me, slapped me, knocked my head, spat on me, yelled at me. Calling me a fool, an idiot, useless something etc, was no longer anything worrisome to me again because I got used to it.

3. Because of all these abuses, his friends who use to come there took advantage and started abusing me too. One slapped me the other day because I presented a bill he thought I surcharged him, which we later found out I didnt. I don't blame him actually.

4. You would work 2 months plus before you receive 1 month salary. For example, you would receive January salary between 10-15th of March.

5. Salary was N25,000 but I have never received that amount complete. He always look for something accuse me of in order to deduct our so called salary and pay less. There was a month I received N7000 as my salary.

6. Any customer that breaks a glass pays N1000 for it. When he first mentioned this in a meeting, we thought he was joking, but he was being serious. When he started deducting my salary for broken glasses, then I realized he was serious. I have never heard anything of such anywhere before. That a customer who breaks glass should pay N1000 for it.

What happened on the 23rd of May.
23rd of May was his birthday. He invited friends and celebrated. Right in his presence, one of the guests broke a glass. I'm the only one serving both the bar and guests in the room including food. So it was a very busy time for me. Just because I didn't sweep the broken glass immediately because I was busy serving people, as I wanted to pass, he shouted angrily at me, aimed me with the broken glass and broke my head. I was bleeding and I left the place to a pharmacy to treat the wound. Guess what? He was not even remorseful about it at all.

The following day I tendered a resignation letter with immediate effect. Obviously if I don't leave the place, the man may kill me or make me do something I will later regret.

Now pay me off, he's telling me I need to work again at least another one month for him to find a replacement, if I'm serious about receiving my outstanding salary or I should forget about it. Even at that, I know too well that he will pay me anything he likes, claiming glasses were broken, I did this and I did that. Presently he's looking for job seekers but nobody wants to work with such a crude person anymore. Even someone he sacked as usual over two months ago, he's not been able to replace till today.

Now I'm jobless, hungry and penniless.

I need advice on how to go about to collect my money from this man. I don't have strength for any fight with him. I just need my hard earned money but let it not be until another blood is spilled.

Story of a struggling Nigerian.

If your story is real. Go to wazobia FM Victoria island. Ask of Tombo Belle. They will call him out on "our backyard" radio program. He will pay your money including the outstandings. Take it serious!
08095975808. That is their contact

HacheNoire:
Why I hate Nigerian music industry. They don’t kill each other.

They need to be taking their beef to another level, thats what makes the industry interesting.

Wizkid’s crew should smoke Davido, and retaliation would take down Wizkid. From there, Mayorkun and Peruzzi would be smoked, and the retaliations and counter retaliation will keep going on.

We can’t just be listening to musics and beefs, without people dying.

They need step up the game.

If they all kill themselves and no one else will remain to entertain us,then you will rest!

Judolisco:
I'm from kogi west... We speak our own dialect different from Yoruba... And when we speak a Yoruba man from osun won't understand a thing... But I'm still Yoruba....but u see dis igbo guys ehn...they don't allow dis guys join associations because they don't see them as igbos... But when it comes to politics they'll start asking them to claim igbo... Make una free them to claim anything wey dem want

Exactly! They go as far as calling them 2nd class igbos. Who wants to get affiliated were he is not totally accepted?

chrisxxx:
Any day anyone related to you sells land may what befall Ikwerre man to sell his land befall you.

Haba! E never reach to dey swear. You want to spoil this beautiful thread you created by yourself? It is quite insightful...learn to avoid some trolls on social media

prezee1:
Cockroach is an insect not an animal

😯

franchasofficia:
She should summon courage and tell them that she wants them to involve traditional oath swearing between herself and the guy or else that she would report the boy to a popular shrine to come and swear that she forced him.




This would reset their brain and believe me the guy will backtrack or confess once he hears its going the traditional way cos Nigerians fear shrines more than anything else.



Going to court cant solve it

That is the only way to go! Radical situations demands radical steps.

Jesuisbeni:
Dm

Please I sent you a dm on the above thread you created. I would appreciate if you can help out as I uqve a family member suffering fr the same issue for so many years now. You can communicate via email
Thanks

enm:
@lastchild, Bro don't add to your problem, when the devil give you one thing he take away double from you.

Engaging in water sacrifice any other ritual will lead to more bondage for you and your yet to be born children, placing a generation bondage on your children, grandchildren, great grand children and so fort.

Don't out of despair or desperation sell your future and those of your offspring.

if you have not done renunciation, I will advice you go to a bible believing church that is also very strong in prayer and lay more emphasis on living a righteous life.

Do renunciation and go for deliverance again, soaking yourself in the word of God because the word is power of creation which is also the light of all men which is life to all.

One church i can recommend is MFM but if you can find time call this servant of God his name is servant Vic explain your situation to him 08153309479. Don't stop calling him if your call didn't get through at first. He is always busy attending to others too.

Fear not, he won't charge you money. Salvation is free.

Visit this thread to read testimonies of God goodness

www.nairaland.com/1262082/how-conquer-barrenness-poverty-spiritually

Is servant Vic's number still active i. e the one posted above.is he still accessible?

NgeneUkwenu:
Make I quickly go buy fuel now..

Buy the one that will last you the next 8 years