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Useless Charge and Bail Lawyer.
You say wetin?
Extension kee you there!!!
Thunder go fire you and Buhari if he doesn't vacate Aso Villa on May 29th 2023.
We will march to the villa and kick he useless and clueless ass out.
OLoriburuku Fulani bigot that has taken the country 30yrs backward.

Dvdpity:
Ukraine still losing territories.. losing equipment, losing soldiers, losing various infrastructures, losing a lot, do you know how many generals, majors, and other ranks that Russia has? Soldiers will always die in wars. And will be replaced but the lose of territories and infrastructures is very hard to get back again. Especially territories that are the bread basket of country. Well let keep the show on.. Ukraine is winning.. hahahaha.

Hear yourself....soldiers will always die in battle.
You speak as if the dying soldiers are not human beings.
It is senseless for soldiers or human beings to die in a needless war.
Will soldiers die if Putin is not fighting a needless war?
What stops Putin from putting an end to the war?

Learn to talk with your head and not your dick.

Lordknow:
Am pleading for your help please
Please dear everyone, I beg you in the name of God please forgive me for posting this but I have no choice because the mods ban my old username. Please sirs and ma's, my name is Faith, am a 26 years old single mom of 1. My son is just 2 years old. I used to be a hairdresser before my present predicament. In August of 2021 I fell very sick and was rush to the hospital by my neighbour. Doctor said that I will have to be admitted because by the time that they have prescribed several drugs for me, my hands and both of my legs has developed rashes and started to swell up. The swelling got worst and more severe as time went by, eventually leading to multiple skin ulcers. Preliminary results shows that I was diagnosed with blood infection. Am currently living with severe skin ulcers in my left arm, the palm of my hand, and both of my legs and feet. I've been suffering with this condition since then.
Am crying out because I need serious medical attention, I cannot afford to go to the hospital and am dying here due to lack of money. I regularly require resuscitation with anti biotics and regular blood transfusion at St David's Specialist hospital. I also urgently require Prolonged Sore Management with Vacuum Assisted Closure Device and skin graft to help regain my normal life again but unfortunately I can't treat myself because I don't have enough on me. Doctor said the procedure will require 1.3million Naira to give me my life back and so far I've been able to raise only 300 thousand with the help of my friends and some kind hearted well wishers who have taken pity for me in the past few months. Pleas sirs and ma's, am an orphan both my parents are late. I have been trying every possible best to raise the remainder to no avail. I don't have any property to sell again and I cannot work in this my condition pls I beg of you, I can't even look after my 2 years old son, that's why am pleading with any well meaning person pls, no matter how small pls, it will still go a long way to help me and save my life and that of my little boy pls. May God bless you all in Jesus name Amen

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Thank you and God bless you
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The Mods banned your previous moniker, and you think they won't again??
I am not against you or anyone soliciting for financial help if you have a genuine case that needs help from members of the public.
But I think this your request have been coming on Nairaland for over a year if not more. And it can go on for years to come if the money is flowing in. Will you tell members you have made enough to do the medicals?
Lot of people are using spurious cases to seek undue sympathy and defraud the public.
The Mods are doing the right thing by blocking anyone that is seeming like is taking advantage of the generousity of the public.
And besides, I think your soliciting for this help is becoming annoying as you make these requests almost on every thread without adding any value.
The Mods can't allow you to be derailing threads with your appeals.

My apologies if you don't like my opinion. But it is the truth.

Consensus Candidate option was insistently infused into the Constitution primarily as a Joker Card to be used to stop Bola Tinubu from emerging as APC Presidential candidate.
When Buhari and Malami started rejecting signing the electoral bill and insisting on infusing Consensus candidacy option into the amended constitution, I knew they are planning something.
Political history has shown that whenever the North holds the rest of the country to ransom and insist on anything, they plan to use it to their advantage.
Buhari and his cabal plan to impose consensus candidate on APC. They have already experimented it will the National Chairman position, they will do it again at the Presidential primary.
Bola Tinubu is a Goner.

Really?
APC and PDP playing cat and mouse game

Buhari's Fulani brothers are cashing out big time with Banditry.
Let him just create Ministry of Banditry Resources for them to legitimize their activities.
The FG can then make them pay some of their revenues into Federal Government coffers for onward allocation to other states.
We don't mind if the sharing fomular is 70% for Banditry originated states, so long as they share their billions from Ransom payments.

The Russian Generals should realise that Putin is just systematically wiping them out by taking them to the slaughter house in Ukraine.
They should all return home and lead a Mutiny against Putin.
Na by force to fight war that you are struggling to win?

Ok.
Bunch of lazy Nigerian Workers will not like this at all.
The Nigerian Civil Service is largely an unproductive arm of government that constitute a humongous liability and wastge to National resources.
For most Nigerian Workers, it would be perfectly Ok, if the government declare Public Holiday 1st - 30th of every month so long as their salary alert is constant.
Imagine the months of Covid 19 lockdown, these bunch of unproductive workers were sitting at home doing nothing and getting salary alerts, and even months after lockdown, they were still at home and getting alerts.
Abeg, make civil service workers enjoy Monday and Tuesdays holidays and get their assess back to work on Wednesday.
After all what value are they even adding sef?

Tinubu calls himself a Kingmaker, but the truth is that he is the dumbest of all the presidential contestants if he doesn't realised he can't win presidency.

Aisha Buhari cashed out on Presidential dinner to hype herself.
What is she feeling like now?
A Kingmaker?
Buhari family na house of comedy since 2011.
The only beneficiary of the Buhari govt na his family and Fulanis.
Buhari succeeded in using state funds to do lavish weddings for his 3 children, use state funds to buy houses for his family in Dubai and the wife cruising Dubai like every week.
Used his position as president to secure titles and appointments for his son and daughters.
All they came to do is to cruise with Naija money and loot same, without adding any value.
Let 2023 come so they carry their thieving wahala and go

That will be a very wrong and selfish move.
Why will he accept to do only four years and foolishly allow power to go back to the North after 4yrs, thereby surchanging the south of 4yrs rule?
Is he that clueless?
Anyways, he should forget SOuth south votes and SE votes. Maybe he is counting on Northern votes.
He will fail woefully

Will you grow up?
Can't you go and create inheritance for yourself and your Generation. Sidon there and be thinking of suing another man on top of his property that u are eyeing.
Na people like u dey kill to inherit property.
Foolish man

What do you expect nah?
Buhari Govt and the bandits are 5 and 6.
They go hand in hand

Lolx.

The irony is that you failed to add Yemi Osibanjo to the list.
He is the real person to become the next President.
He is divinely ordained to become the next Nigerian President.


Any way you said "Contenders" .
Many may contend, but only one wins.

Just to remind you and to say this emphatically, Bola Tinubu Presidential ambition had long been dead. He is the biggest political fool not to realise that up till now.
Those who know him should quickly tell him to quit his ambition

Them no go allow this dead woman Rest in Peace no?

Confused yeye Man.
It is people like this that keep rubbishing the church of God

JimmyfixDesigns:
How far? Octopus Charley.

You no sabi watch football. You dey talk about football like say na yesterday you start to dey watch ball. And this is typical of 99.9% of all chelsea fans.

Goodnight

Calm down.
These things happens in football. Villarreal outplayed Bayern tonight and should have won over 4:0. No one predicted that. Crystal Palace thrashed Arsenal 3:0, no one saw that. That's football for u. You come with a bad formation, you pay dearly for it.
Real Madrid outclassed Chelsea tonight simple. Mendy caused all 3 goals.
Chelsea are out, nothing can be done.

JimmyfixDesigns:
Osheyyyyy Octopus Charley. Hope you go fit keep your face WHEN you lose like a child.... I am keeping a screenshot of this. This is why i H*TE chelsea fans. Small win, they start making noise.

Sure. You can quote me later. Am not bragging or saying authoritatively. It's going to be a cautious game. No more than 2goals at most.

However, you shouldn't generalize that you hate all Chelsea fans.
Am a factual person when it comes to my supporting Chelsea. I don't brag when there is nothing to brag about. Real Madrid isn't fantastic this season.
There is a good possibility that Chelsea will beat Real Madrid tonight. They might draw 0:0, but Madrid won't win and won't score.

Chelsea wins. 1:0 or 2;0.
Real Madrid won't score.

Chelsea might struggle at the EPL, but UCL is a familiar terrain they can spring surprises against odds.
Chelsea lost in the EPL match before the beat Real Madrid last year. Last week, Chelsea lost at the EPL ahead of their match against Madrid.
A back to back UCL win for Chelsea is possible.

Oh Lord.
Op from your comment I think you are sick in the head and a despicable man.
You don't seem to love or respect your wife..
She went thru stress to get you fuel and it didn't bother u how and where she got it.
You collected the fuel and cruised while suspecting your wife was dating the fuel station manager.
And you heard her yelling at someone disturbing her. Would she do that to your hearing if she was having an affair?
Am more worried, that u came online to rant that your wife's yansh would have suffered from the mallams juju.
Is that how low and cheap you view your wife?
Honestly, you are a despicable wicked man.
Get the Bleep off my face.
Idiotic ingrate.

Rugaria:
We're making progress!
They will all pay! In Rubbles..
Gods intention while creating the world was not to have a universe that revolves around some gruesome western imperialists for ever.

Doesn't that notion also applies to a bully like Russia?
Quick to call the West Imperialist, but refrain from calling Russia a bully that they are.
And yet if I keep 2 visas - one to US and the other to Russia,. You will pick the one of US hundred times hundred without considering Russia that you are rooting for.

Hypocrites

kb83:
You don't understand international politics very well am sorry. You forgot the same sanctions were placed on North Korea for years and yet the survived to the point that the West does not have leverage over them today, sanctions sometimes is good, it helps you look in words and prevents over reliance on others, I tell you, if Russia whethers the storm of this sanctions, prepare yourself for a new World Power.

Dude, did you hear yourself?
What do you know about North Korea
North Korea that is so backward and struggling as compared to South Korea such that North Are escaping to the other side.
The only thing North Korea is known for is the leader throwing knockouts.
Why don't you apply for Visa to North Korea so you know how shitty that shit hole is.

Back to Russia issue. Putin goofed.
The sanctions can cripple Russia for decades. Russia's largest market is Europe. With the entire Europe shunning Russia, the country can not be contented that it will sell all her products to China alone. China will definitely take advantage ofthe situation. Las Las they loss.

IdanNla:
My girlfriend was raped around March but did not tell me anything about it not until I came back from school and I found out she is acting strange and I got to put up an act so she did tell me what happen after much act she didn’t tell me but lied about the whole thing but I still put more pressure and she later dropped a voice note telling me how it happened.

That a co worker of hers invited her to his home after work and the same guy had asked her for a relationship which she said no and the guy lockup the matter. So this fateful day she requested or invited her to his house getting there the guy's junior brother left for school cause they are daily part-time student, after his junior ones left, he rolled up weed and started smoking, so during the process of smoking or afterward the whole thing started and she claimed to fight him and scream but the guy overpowered him and had his way with her after which the guy pleaded saying he’s sorry and she left for home and called her best friend which she suggest she reported to the police but my babe told her she don’t wish to pursue any case that the deed has been done already and they both lockup the mater.

And she even talked to the guy the next day at work and the guy was like he’s sorry and bought her prevention drug which she collected and used. After that day the guy wanted to start a connection which she refused and the guy was like what else she did want cause he had already beg so what is with her attitude and the guy lockup with her.

Some weeks later she discovered she was pregnant and she told the guy which the guy gave her 4K for abortion and she collected the money and did the abortion.

After saying all this she pleaded I should not breakup with her cause she don’t know how to manage the aftermath of the breakup and what happened was not her intention that she was sorry such thing happened!! After hearing all these I simple asked her some questions about the incident which she don’t have an answer to:

*1= A guy asked you for a relationship and you said NO that is the more reason you should not give him chance of being close or being with him alone in a room!!!*

*2= You went to visit such guy at home and you wore a gown like a guy whom ask you for a relationship would not touch you when he had the chance of being alone with you in a room?*

*3= The said guy roll up weed and light it right in front of you and you sat there comfortably!!*

*4= You claimed you fight him but you got no bruises on you or your undies gettting torn nor your cloth*

*5= You talked to the same guy the next day after the incident*

*6= You concluded to act like nothing happen !!!*

If you are to be me what would you decide after processing all this Asin put your self in my shoe or If your Senior Brother came for advice from you stating all this what would you advice

Right now am devastated not knowing what to do cause this is the same girl am planning on marrying next year or so and I love her more than I can actually comprehend.. Right now she is avoiding me etc But what I wanted to do right now is filling a case at the police station as breaking up has not cross my heart yet but to punish the dude for what he did..

Dude, on what grounds you want to file a case against the guy?
As the lady's parent OR as the lady's husband?
As a (Assistant) boyfriend to the lady,you don't have any legal right to file a case o.
But truth be told, if her story is actually true, the lady deliberately walked into the pit that ended up in the Rape.
For me, I strongly believe no rape can take place without the man putting a knife or gun to your head. And u can't penetrate a girl if she doesn't want u to penetrate her. If a man penetrates a woman, there is some level of willingly by the woman will allows vagina fluid to moisten the vagina to allow for penetration. If a woman doesn't want u to penetrate her and she even resist u by fighting u, no way u fit penetrate.
In summary, it was consentual sex

Ournolly:
I am paying 12,400 for compact plus.
I have TSTV too but they are trash.
So unstable, always go offline from time to time.
TSTV will be a good option for movies but they are not reliable.
My decoder went offline for some weeks now.

Your case seem to be an isolated one. How can your decoder have gone offline for weeks when other people are not complaining so too?
Check your decoder before you blame tstv for your own problem.
Tstv is our own. We don't expect a perfect situation from anew entrant into a market dominated by a monopolist dstv. Gradually tstv will improve. Make we boycott DSTV and break their Monopoly

slymansun:
But less be sincere, you can't really blame DSTV for the increase.
Tell me what have not increased in price or tariff in this country.
A bag of pure water that was selling for #150 less than 2 months ago now sell at #250.
A carton of indomie superpack that was selling for #3200 early last year, is now #5200.
The list goes on....
Less than 2 years ago, I use less than #5000 per month to recharge @ EEDC. Now despite having to economize usage, I use #14,000- #15,000 per month.
The problem lies in our economy and the cost of doing business here.

Shut up.
Is it today that DStv has been increasing tarriff?
They increase tarrif every time even without any economic factor, they just saw a good reason to still increase now.
They are just confident Nigerians don't have choice than to pay . That's what is called exploitation.

BurnaBaby:
I won't stop using my DSTV. Let the subscription be 50K,
My baby boo will subscribe it me for me.

Even if u are a liability, must you come online to show it?
By end of the day, it is that small thing in-between your legs that you will give in exchange for DStv subscription. See how you have entered slavery because of DStv?
Continue until your engine knocks.

Ournolly:
Good bye to watching live football matches then.

Why pay 20k subscription to watch football when I can watch same matches at viewing centre for N200?
Stop being slaves to DSTV Monopoly.

Nigerians should boycott DSTV and GOTV subscription for 2months.
I don't blame Multichoice for always exploiting Nigerians.
- I blame Nigerians for not standing in one voice to fight back in protest.
- I blame the FG for not providing a viable alternative to DStv. The useless FreeTV they promoted and spent billions to hype lacks content and it is total local rubbish.
- I blame the National Assembly for lacking the will power to enact laws that will compel multichoice to abide by fairplay.
- I blame the regulatory bodies for not trying to protect Nigerians. Force DStv to do pay as u go or they move out. Am sure they won't want to lose a Nigerian market that provides more than 40% of their revenue.

Multichoice knows that even if they hike tarrif to 30k monthly and they go settle Legislators behind,nothing will happen and Nigerians will grudgingly pay and show goes on.
Nigeria is the only country where bullshit happens in broad daylight.

Nairalanders should help TSTV get the needed adverts and publicity. When everyone turn to TSTV and they get the needed patronage, they will give DStv the run for their money.

Safyqueen:
If this assertion is all you have in this matter, then either you are part of the problem or one of the indigenous Nigerians that are helping this Western government headed by France to destroy the country through reducing the population and causing havock to the north.

How this recent kidnappings become Fulani herdsmen undoing is a foolish imagination from a bigotic and unpatriotic citizens like you.

Shut the fucck up Fulani goat.
You Northerners are the problem of this country. You do not add any single value to the country other than increase the population of the country with terrorist children thru your senseless Almajiri system.
Is it not northern brothers that are causing mayhem in your states?

Nigeria is finished.
Buhari has sold the country to his terrorist Fulani brothers.
All that was remaining was to create an inroad for them in the South with his clandestine insistence on Grazing routes down south.
Southern Governors better be much more adamant and enforce No Open Grazing in their states before Fulani terrorists overrun their states. No one should be comfortable with these people around them.

Thunder Fire Buhari hundred times.
Under his useless govt,everything has scattered in Nigeria.
Life is next to nothing
The most useless President in history of Nigeria.

cosmatika:
Mugu, have u now accepted dat ur mama and sisters are a5hewo.

I respect women that wish to be respected

You don't have home training.
You call someone mother Ashawo?
Bastards like you that were picked in dustbins don't even know their mothers.
If u have a good mother you won't open your stinking mouth to call someone's mother Ashawo.
OLoriburuku omo ale.