₦airaland Forum

MessiahMARLIANS:
Wow.... 2 million Naira is really too much.


Your wife must also be very precious to her family. If she's well educated, some families go as high as getting this kind of amount as bride Price - so I have confirmed.




Thanks to God Almighty that you already have your desires.

How many Leaders of Tomorrow do you have now?


My Leaders of Tomorrow will soon join them up in the game of life.


As A Digital And Societal Entrepreneur and Rabbi;

I Intend Creating Vital Marriage Solutions to The Many Issues of Marriages which has become Big Problems in The Lives of Many People as I get ushered into The Institute of Marriage.




Grace Already Found Me.




Following You Already.

Yes, she is the most valuable wife anyone can hope to have. Am not kidding.
And to tell you the truth, I don't regret paying that much for the traditional marriage list. ( Though I didn't like the way the extended family and villagers tried to extort me with unnecessary demands on the list).
But no good woman comes easy.

I think you are marrying a good wife, and her family are good too.

... But I hope your family will accept her and treat her well as she is not your tribe.
That's one of the bad sides of inter tribal marriage o.

But you have the final say on how your marriage turns out, so be in control and don't let your family drive your marriage for you.

Happy married life in advance.

Ghen ghen.
See toothless dogs like NANS trying to show power.
What can they do other than cultism and lick politicians asses?
Yeye people that are trying to cash in on the situation and collect monies from Aisha.
Why can't they protest against them No fuel situation under Buhari as Petroleum Minister?
Abeg make them shift.

MessiahMARLIANS:
Truly; the list is very fair.

Bride Price is just 15 Naira aside the other stuffs listed.

Na to dey find 10 naira and 5 naira remain me now.


I dey try wait make CBN change to New Notes make I fit use am flex my bride Price ..lol



Thanks King.


You sound like you are married already.

My brother, I have been married almost 2 decades now. So you can roughly guess my age.
And to tell you the truth, the marriage list I was given years ago will make u weep and consider this list u got as child's play.
Imagine being given a list of almost N2million almost 20yrs ago, and items on the lists were non negotiable.
All because they knew were I was working.

MessiahMARLIANS:
Wonderful.


I'm from The Yoruba Part of Nigeria too.


However; As an Agricultural Journalistic Entertainment Tourist (AJET); I Travelled Down To Cross River State and Have Settled in Ekori, Yakurr Local Government Area for about 2 Years since I left The Year 2020 EndSars Protest in Ikeja, Lagos State.




To The Glory of God Almighty;

I'll be getting Married To My Bossom and Missing Rib Whom I Met This Year as an MTN Customer Care Representative when i went to retrieve my line at The MTN Office in UGEP Town.


We will be getting married Next Weekend - December 9, 10; 202.

All Nairalanders are invited

As a teacher on Nairaland; She's now a nairalander too...and I'm teaching her to teach other people on Nairaland How to bank "Customer Care Representative" Jobs with Brands and Top Companies.

(For Your Information; UGEP is The Town That Yearly Host "MISS LEBOKU" which is One of The Paramount Rural Tourism Attractions for Business Initiators and Investment Tourist.




My Present Wife-To-Be attended to me very respectfully, selflessly and sacrificially like MTN was Her Papa's Office.


And Since I loved her selflessness and respectful manners - Somehow Today; The rest is HISTORY.



Below is The Bride Price Provided to me from her family.



This is exactly what is obtainable in The South-South; Precisely UGEP.

Young man,
Your marriage list is quite fair. You don't have anything to complain about.
Your wife looks decent and a good wife to be.
You look decent too.
May God bless your union and may you both find happiness in your marriage .

blaise26abj:
You fail to see the bigger picture . The more attractive education is for the North and the policy leading to more enrolment , the better for nigeria .

The south will do just fine . Even if they say the kids should learn Mandarin as a compulsory course , they will easily do. The southern kids are a brilliant bunch . Also Children can learn other languages easily . Nothing bad in learning another language . It improves intelligence .

Nope, it is not about bigger picture. There can't be a bigger picture if there is no real picture.
I rather think you fail to see the real picture here.

What is the ratio of teacher to pupils in public schools?
No less than 1: 30.

How will teaching pupils in their mother tongues be achievable under this scenario when Nigeria has over 500 languages??
Will a classroom teacher teach the pupils her own mother tongue or will she have to learn each pupils mother tongue to teach them?
Let's me realistic, it is not possible. It is a futile policy meant to serve the interest of some people who conceived it.

That China did it don't mean Nigeria should adopt it too. Nigeria is not China.
China ran and succeeded with that mother tongue educational policy simply because their native mother tongue is Mandarin. It was easy for them because they have a single language. Nigeria has diverse mother tongues. It won't work with Nigeria unless the govt intends to kill other languages and impose the 3 major languages.

ElSudani:
I don't like to argue with mo.rons. You are convinced your language is inferior and cannot be used for learning. The lack of confidence in your self, in your language, in your culture is exactly what your colonizer wanted. I think they did a good job on you. Stupid house slave, the chains are off but you remain in slavery nonetheless. Olodo.
What are the intrinsic values of knowing how to speak English.
Are you allowed to perform surgery on people just because you can speak English? Are you allowed to build bridges and skyscrapers just because you can speak English? Olodo lasan lasan.

Why don't you let us switch this conversation to our mother tongue and see where the discourse would end?
And how about you start posting on Nairaland with your mother tongue?
What happens when everyone becomes native champions trying to assert and impose their mother tongues on others?
What value will mother tongue add to the fallen standards of education?
Clueless people supporting clueless policies that leads nowhere.
Nigeria is too divided on tribal lines, we don't need clownish policies to thwart and balcanize our education further.
Mother tongue ko, Father lips ni.
Awon oniranu.

ElSudani:
Ori e o pe. Water down education? What is your definition of education, the ability to speak English? Olodo.

Mumu boy.
Go back to school let them use your language to teach you again and let's see the result.
Continue to support aboki selfish policy that is meant to enshrine their dominance.
Will your mother tongue education compete in international market.
Countries are trying to move progressive forward, una dey foolishly support aboki backward policies.
This damn outlandish policy is meant to cater for illiterate northerners who can't cope with learning and speaking English.
It does not add any value.

blaise26abj:
Nothing bad in allowing your child to learn the predominant language of your host community . Most Igbo kids that grew up in the south west can speak Yoruba fluently .
It is actually a great move if well implemented . In terms of integration of the country and ability of students to understand better what they are taught .
I see it as a baby step towards removal of state of origin and having state of residence .

The problem with most southerners is that we continually fail to realise that the North has never embark on a policy without a plan that serves her interest.
To what purpose is this very Mumu policy? Is it to unite the already disunited Nigeria that Buhari caused?
Nigeria has over 500 native languages. If every child has to be taught in their mother tongue, how is that possible for teachers to do that when the ratio of teacher to pupils is 1: 30 at the very least in public schools??

In what way will mother tongue help develop the country?

Besides, the North has an almost uniformed Hausa language while the South is much more diversified . So the policy will favor the North.
What will happen is that Hausa language will become the only language used to teach in schools in the North, and any one who doesn't understand Hausa is left in the dark.

Make una think well and analyze issues before una support.
The North plan well and execute policies to their advantage, the southern people always foolishly support and later cry foul when they realise their folly.

ElSudani:
If true, one of the best policies to ever come out of our educational system.

Ode oshi.
What is so best by this useless outlandish policy?
The North are trying to water down education system for their advantage, you are open your useless mouth to support them.

Hmmmmm.
Ordinarily, any reasonable thinking human being would have stopped supporting Bola Tinubu given the array of controversies and shrouded secrecies and lies around him. But no way. Supporters of Tinubu will still brazenly vote him (like they voted that calamity called Buhari) and when things go bad, they come crying foul on social media.
The government a society has is a product of the people therein in the society.
Garbage in, Garbage out.

CoronaVirusRelo:
If he is so pained, then he should try jump off a bridge!

Omo ale.

Everything about Tinubu is shrouded in lies and secrecy.
Thiefman.

Is that a crime?
I don't know why the mods keep pushing yeye posts from yeye bloggers to Front page and turning Nairaland to Junkland.
Seun should consider sacking all Moderators that are busy collecting bribes from bloggers to hype their posts.

Ritual money.
Only God knows how many human heads them take bury that box of money with.
Some tribes and ritual na like 5 and 6.

You carry Nigerian money go bury, now you bring out the rotten money and want to collect new notes that you will carry and go and bury again.
Whoever brought that nonsense money to the bank should be arrested.
Nonsense

Workch:
Tinubu cannot get 15% in any state in the east

Who are the people to vote him?

Tinubu will lose all northern states aside kwara

I support Peter Obi, but I don't agree with you.
Tinubu will win more northern states than Peter Obi and Atiku.
And Peter Obi doesn't stand a chance winning up to 2 states in the North.
I hate to say this but it is the truth.
Peter Obi should focus more on getting 25% votes in the Northern states. If he doesn't, Tinubu will be the next President. It is a sad fact.

Let the Creditors just seize the Buhari that borrowed the money.

What is the Tinubu of a man about?
Everything about him is shrouded in lies and secrecy.
A thief and a smooth criminal.
Unfortunately, gullible Nigerians knowing Tinubu's criminal and shady pasts will still vote him to become President.
I weep for the idiotcity of my fellow Nigerians.
Even God don begin tire for Nigerian matter

Deasegun19:
when did I insult anyone? please, take your frustrations elsewhere. I, myself am frustrated.

Hahahaha. No vex. Am not frustrated.
Am sorry about your frustrations if u say u are.
I feel your pain. I didn't mean bad.

Just that people don't want to help other people again cos bad experiences.

ElSudani:
He is the Jagaban of Africa. Obi is a minnow.

I support Peter Obi.
But let me tell you the simple truth.

Tinubu will win the election, but Shettima win be the President.
The North knows Tinubu is half dead and mentally sick, and technically the power will be going back to the North via Shettima taking over.
Let's not deceive ourselves by looking away from these facts

Deasegun19:
Good day everyone.
My prayer to escape poverty this year is for someone to buy motorcycle (okada) for me. I want to go into the transportation business.
I will sign any agreement (repayment schedule) .

My very being is tired. Please help me, I need an answer to this prayer. Thank you.

And you think Nairaland is where you can solicit such help?
You come humbly begging for assistance today, tomorrow you begin abuse and insult your helper when it is time to make repayment.

hybrid77:
E go clear later..Obi has taken over everywhere. The thing shock me self

Bros, be calming down o.
I support Peter Obi.
But I lived in the north and I know them well (especially Muslim North) when it comes to supporting a SE candidate.
Acquiring 2/3 in Northern states is the mountain Peter Obi need to climb o.
That's where Tinubu will floor Peter Obi.
80% average Northern Muslims would rather vote Tinubu than Peter Obi.
And Muslims constitute more than 70% of core North.
So the chances of Peter Obi acquiring 2/3 in core northern Muslim states is very slim

I only have pity cos she is a woman.
I wouldn't give a damn if it was a male policeman that was beaten.
Infact, let them continue to beat up policemen for all their atrocities.

But where the video??

Worriedwife:
Continue having a private thought on a public forum. Untill nlders scatter ur marriage for u,, dats when u would rest

Lolx.
So Nairaland is where marriages are scatterred??
Laugh wan kill me die.

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Ole . Thief

Lol.
What kind of question are you asking us?
Is this not a few weeks to Xmas?
How else do expect police to raise funds for their Xmas monies?
After all, Police is your Fiend.

Animegirl:
Recently have been meeting guys with receding hairline even at age 25-28 . I thought men don't age even though they clock 45 but I was wrong. Young men with bald head or receding hairline is a capital NO for me.

And yet at 25, you are already bald down stairs.
Be fair and nice.

tunjiajayi:
250 Naira per cup real rice is better than 30 Naira per cup fake rice.

Na Obi yamree plan be that, like him people, fake ,fake , fake.
Fake drugs, fake electronics, fake textiles cheap and dangerous to health.

No to fake yamree candidate obi.

The problem with fools is that their dead brain cells doesn't allow them to realise that the content in the head isn't functioning.
An idiot who can't afford a decent meal a day will come online to accept rising food prices of a stable food so much so that he even celebrates it.
I wish another country can be created with Buhari as President and all these brain dead nitwits be sent there where they belong and continue their bondage and slavery under their dullard.

NB. I am not Ibo, so don't come calling me ibo or IPOB. But I just told a simple truth

To score cheap political points, Buhari govt used fake Rice Pyramid and told humongous lies about rice being grown in abundance in the North.
They commissioned the scam project and after 3wks they dismantled the wooden Pyramid and the 1,000 bags of so called rice pyramid doesn't exist anymore
What we have now is rising price of rice as the quality gets lower and lower.
Buhari and his northern brothers are scams.
Won't it be better Buhari open borders and let the foreign rice flood the market and push the prices down?
Is it not better for the common man to buy a bag of good quality foreign rice for N15k m, than buy poor quality local rice for N45k all in the name of promoting local farmers??
Wetin concern me with local farmers if I have to pay through my nose for their low quality products?

If PDP doesn't win Rivers State convincingly as usual, then Atiku will lose.
Rivers State is about the only state Atiku can hope to win in South South, that is if Wike supports him.
But Wike that I know want Atiku to lose. Even if Ayu is removed, Wike would still ensure Atiku lose in Rivers State .
Atiku hijacked Presidential ticket from Wike with the help of Ayu. And he expects Wike to go back to Rivers State and ensure he wins. No be juju be that?
My man Wike wants to pay Atiku back in his coin. It is not just about Ayu. Wike wants to deal with both Ayu and Atiku.

Olasyke:
Even the marines stationed at the embassy are just for security.

There's nothing US soldiers can do wey special force boys or special boat service boys no fit do or even DSS.

Maybe the US authorities provided intel and all BUT, they can't go on raid with Nigerian troops.

We don't need dem white neegas with m16 in suburbans raiding terrorists here. This is not kenya.

Foolish talk from a foolish boy.
So you have started comparing your dumb DSS with the US intelligence?
Where were the DSS when terrorists raided kuje prison and freed terrorists?
Can that shit happen in the US and the terrorist would disappear into thin air??
And you say nothing US intelligence can do that our DSS can't do.
I feel like whacking u a dirty slap for that foolish talk. The US na your country mate?

Where was your DSS when the US troop flew into Nigeria to rescue their citizen in the terrorists den and kill the terrorists? The US troops stayed in the US and tracked them and flew into and out of Nigeria without your dumb DSS knowing. By the way, wetin abokis wey full DSS sabi?
If the US troops want to hijack Buhari in Asi villa, they will do it without your dumb DSS knowing shit.
Not even Russia and China can take on the US in warfare. Last last, both of them go resort to nuclear weapon when they lose.
Sidon there dey sharp your mouth about your foolish security intelligence

ExAngel007:
A Facebook user, Tlotliso Sojane from Lesotho shared photos of a bride, her bride's maid and groom during a wedding ceremony. He captioned the post:



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0heew5jFXsCWFYer819tcq9K7QsvP3NbhoQkt2n8B9Sfs8xp1zdekv7bqicndwwxfl&id=100004257576462

The problem I keep having with Social Media is that it keeps invading and abusing people's privacy in the name of chasing clout.
I have right to sue anyone that carries my private pictures and dumps them online for "negative public consumption" .
How will the couple feel seeing their private picture generating negativity online? These are the things the whites use to cash out big time. By the time they finish suing your sorry arse and claiming damages, you will learn to respect people's private and be careful what you post online.
Some Africans with mediocrity is like 5 and 6.