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felixomor:
Hehehehehe,
"we are not a religion"

hahn:
Lol

My wife will not find that funny though

adepeter2027:
This gat me cracking really hard

johnydon22:
I can sell it actually and not have to wear it

johnydon22:
The post is lengthy but since i make equally lengthy posts i will read the whole damn thing

hopefulLandlord:
the day has come, I'm in heaven but you didn't make it, Yahweh said you're a porn and masturbation addict, that's the reason you didn't make heaven, don't take the mark of the beast abeg, hope still dey for you

PastorAIO:
Are you suggesting that as it is a 'personal relationship' then they are supposed to go to the Romance Section to discuss their personal relationship?

Niflheim:
@op,

Can you explain this verse in your "holey book"?.....................................................................THE FOOL SAYS IN HIS HEART, THERE IS NO BLAH BLAH BLAH"

Is that verse not making mockery of other people?

@op,

Do you recognize this song?

"ALL OTHER GODS, NA SO SO YEYE!!! EVERY OTHER GOD, NA SO SO YEYE!!!"

How do you think Muslims and Sango worshippers will feel about this your song?

@op,

I have met quite a few "traditionalists" here on Nairaland. How do you think they will feel about this wonderful christian track?

"BABALAWO POWER?!!! POWERLESS POWER!!! OGBONI POWER?!!! POWERLESS POWER!!!"

Ericsunday619:
according to atheists the bible is not credible, please may i know where you people gets your moral values from because it's obvious that Christians gets their morality from the Bible while muslims from the Quran. hopefulandlord, dalama, deadest, serialrapist, shadom,otemada,segunojo866,martins,cold e.t.c please share your views here. thanks

0temAtum:
you are a very good christian bro. Nobody can be a good christian without knowing how to tell lies.

johnydon22:
I do not think the story was a lie

EniHolar:
If you don't need Bible reference, why did you ask a question from the Bible? You should have asked a logical question if you needed a logical answer, and not a biblical question. Human reasoning is insufficient to comprehend divine things.

NPComplete:
Wait. Lol. Did u just admit to being a damned liar in the most gentleman way possible?

krattoss:
When it comes to superstitious believes..Am one of those people that usually counters it with every possible means..but today I confirm that Juju,majic is real..

Although some certain rules and rights must be adhered to before it works..
Unfortunately for me i learnt the hard way loosing my hard earned 10k ..

ONE of my guy like that saw me today and called me..he told me shey I be the guy way dey claim say juju no dey exist ..I insisisted yes with all gravity and counter accusations... he told me to put my money I will cut him and blood won't come out..I doubted..he brought out a razor blade and told me to cit him, if he didnt bleed i give him 10k if he bleeds he gives me.. I agreed and as a die hard I was..I insisted I go bring my own razor. .he agreed..
As I brought out the razor.. I cut myself first. ..thus blood gushed out of my hand..
Now it's his turn i insisted..I first cut his hand sheepishly. .it did not go through...I remembered my money and said no this ain't it...with all my muscule while holding The razor blade..I ran the razor blade through his hand..behold it was just like i ran razor through caterpillar tire as no sign of injury surfaced infct he razor even wounded me in my palms..I was perplexed and amazed..my money don go be that ..

Now on another one he told me to lock my room,doors of our house and every possible entrance that he will sleep in my room tonight..I been no wan gree but I said to myself...how much e be kwanu..I have started loosing let me loose..fvck it..

I agreed with 5k stake each...I was awake that night cos he told me time he was gonna come through..
U know what as i was busy keeping watch that night..behold a knock on my door..as I opened..it was that my guy...
I laughed and shrugged it off claiming its nothing but deep inside me i was confused..but later later he no collect the 5pin from me via him man I be..
He now made me know its easy..
He later educated on how it works..
1..he washed his body with some herbs gave to him by one babalawo like that..
2..a woman must not cross him with legs otherwise his own Serena or juju will be renderd null..
3..he doesn't wear slippers anytime he wants to dissapear or teleport..
4..he doesn't pass through a curtained door or window
And lastly..
5 he must use an egg for some incarntations anytime he wants to teleport..plus many more he didn't tell me ..

So guys all I want to say is THIS LIFE IS BIGGER THAN ANYHUMAN BEIGN ON EARHT..

DON'T THINK U KNOW ALL COS WHAT U DON'T KNOW IS BIGGER THAN U

NEVER BET WHAT U CAN'T AFFORD TO LOOSE NO MATTER HOW SURE U ARE..

BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND MY FELLOW DOUBTING THOMASES..JUJU IS REAL

Ur opinions are highly welcomed..johnnydon22 ,krystalkris,seun... etc

vaxx:
another important question. why do God needs to have only one begotten son . can't he create a million of Jesus Christ?

uvalued:
Wow, your – doubt fear doubt fear doubt fear.

CURIOSITY HAS OPENED A LOT OF HIDDEN KNOWLEDGE
I thought that atheistic scientist/adventurers are so curious to know and prove that all things are just natural and no spiritual? But from your post I think you are genuinely afraid of taking up this challenge.


ATHIEST DONT BELIEVE IN SPIRITUAL
If you remember, I stated that I condemn ritual killing but you and your ilk have said that there is nothing SPIRITUAL/SUPERNATURAL that result into money about ritual killing. So the onus is on you that MADE the claim that there is NOTHING spiritual. I NEVER made the claim you did or didn’t you?


CASE STUDY - OGUN STATE
To further help in you fulfilling your quest, I zeroed in on south west and precisely Ogun state. Why, On nairaland, you would remember that people have been caught with human parts around that area this is why I suggest where you can start your quest.


MANGO PARK AND CHRISTOPHE COLUMBUS EXPEDITION

On giving you a babalawo, I smiled with amusement at your request. From my history class, when mango park wanted to find the source or the flow of river niger, can you show where he was given name of the chief he would meet on the way? Or Christopher Columbus on his expedition to the Americas, was he given the name of the Indian chief to meet? No. If I can remember, they gathered their supplies, collected men and arms for this quest and mango park died because of malaria. So if you are on a quest to find or prove something, it is expected that you prepare yourself for the worst and as I said it will be your life time achievement to knowledge if you died in your quest. Are you not ready to be an atheistic missionary to prove your disbelief?


CONTACT ATHIEST ASSOCIATION IN NIGEIA

Furthermore, if I recall some time ago on nairaland,Humanistic association registered with Corporate Affairs Commission (http://blog.atheist.org.ng/2017/) . Now that you have an association, you can see them up to setup and support your quest to prove that there is nothing spiritual about ritual killing. And am sure they would gladly support you or raise support for you.


USE OF TECHNOLOGY


In the modern era, technology has made it more easy to share info real time all the time using phones… you can make use of google map, have a page on nairaland to be feeding all your quest so far to the unknown… you can use thuraya as well… get security as well… etc and surely you will be given a life time award even if you die to the cause of knowledge…

What say you chemystry?

0m0nnakoda:
Funny dude if you want to continue the discussion I am here answer the point I raised in my penultimate post.You saw you were running out ot arguments and chose deliberately to to be obtuse so here it is again answer the questions or go and play


Babalawos do not practise any kind of magic.
Is TB Joshua known to practise magic? Is Enoch Adeboye known to practise magic? Is their magic white or black?

Where do you get this nonsense that Babalawos practise magic? [/b]Lol, strawman fallacies. Like I said before, those are you problems not mine!


Those are NOT babalawos that is misinformation.
Maybe you are talking of Oniseguns who are very different from Babalawos.

Very very different

[b]What is juju priest and why associate them with Babalawo ? What is the connection ?

0m0nnakoda:
You are unintelligent and you have no one to tell you

0m0nnakoda:
Actually you are wrong and ignorant. Babalawos do not practise any kind of magic.
Is TB Joshua known to practise magic? Is Enoch Adeboye known to practise magic? Is their magic white or black?

Where do you get this nonsense that Babalawos practise magic? Those are NOT babalawos that is misinformation.
Maybe you are talking of Oniseguns who are very different from Babalawos.

Very very different

What is juju priest and why associate them with Babalawo ? What is the connection

0m0nnakoda:
Everyone can relate with?


That is an unfortunate and lazy way of feeding prejudice of a group considered too small to protest, Muslims would not accept that. We need to be more mindful of the damage that careless and disrespectful use of words can cause. Those who live abroad see the same kind of thing applied to Nigerians ,black people etc. Only yesterday there was a thread about the former VC of OAU Ife a well known Babalawo on Nairaland which was very positive.

Do not Christian or Muslim clerics engage in money rituals?
So why did you not use the word Imam instead?

mozele:
scammed? Na. I'm talking of the victims and the fate of those that engaged in it.

There are things ordinary words we use cant explain. Since you are still in doubt, why dont you undertake and investigative research on this issue. It'll pay off big time. Or you can pray to be just a victim then you'll understand better.

0m0nnakoda:
Please let us stop this misinformation . Babalawos have nothing to do with any of this.

A Babalawo is a priest of Ifa (Yoruba religion) just like there are priests of Christianity or Islam etc. If a person parades himself as having power to do money rituals, cast spells etc and the person is Yoruba or perfoms rituals using Yoruba language that does not make them a "Babalawo". We have seen Similar atrocities by so called Imams or Christian "men of God" Reverend King comes to mind. We have seen people being made to drink and eat all kinds of things in the name of "Christianity".

One unfortunate consequence of colonization is the unbridled slander of our Indigenous religions by Christianity and Islam.

If any person purports to do money ritual by definition either he is not a genuine babalawo or if he is he has gone rogue just as may occur with other religions.

There are all kinds of "spiritualists and occultists" practising with Yoruba language that does not make them Babalawos just like similarly some use the bible/Christianity or the Quran/Islam for so called occultism

osazsky:
u guys no noting , in d year 1990 my uncles friend Alex placed sand and stones in a plate and covered it with white pieces of clothes behold after enough incantations the sand turned to rice and the stones turned to meat, o boy see flexing DAT day though I was young then I didn't know it comes with consequences , after eating for almost 3 years I had to take drugs to sleep,it was one powerful man of god that cast out d spell, Abraham chibudu Benin. I will never forget DAT experience, I dey laff children for forum wet go dey shout noting like black magic una never c anything, though d guy is dead I will never forget how he planed to ruin my life , any were I people dey demostrate black magic the back of my leg dey touch the back of my head, a world is enough for d wise, if not for idahosa late papa I wounded how Benin for b now, people for dey use head waka ,some go dey waka for air while some for dey vanish turn to snake wet lala go kill shop person grand mama before u know e belle don't swell up. una wet dey eat everything don't ever eat a Benin cat it could b someone mum, a word is enough for d wise

uvalued:
once again you are dodging .... you are seeking... the onus is on you take the bull by the horn go get dirty and delve into the dark cave of ritual killing and bring out proof ... you no gree



your fellow athiest in the west are trying to find a way to live eternally. use this opportunity to show you are contributing to knowledge by been a true seeker.

uvalued:
stop trying to shift the topic ... again i ask

when the "white" man encounters a phenomenon, he would sacrifice his life to make it a common belief that there is NOTHING mysterious to it. i will like to employ you or your skeptical type to enter the dark cave of ritual killing to prove its hogwash. south western nigeria (ogun) can be your start point..with camera and even security might be a great way to start.

tintingz:
Lol, This is one of the reason, I started being skeptic about this so-called juju and spiritual attacks, I later realize they are just tricks and they don't work like we are told.

How can Africans that have gods behind them with powerful juju were defeated by colonial whites with just guns and brain and the whites didn't came with their full men o .

tintingz:
When the colonial white came to Almighty spiritual africa, did any juju work on them(white colonial)?

uvalued:
do you see how the white man has brain washed you to not think for yourself but they think for you... you athiest are mostly reading WHAT they tell you and you hopelessly believe everything without taking a challenge to prove that what happened in their own climes is same in your backyard by developing yoir OWN proof....

again i ask....

when the "white" man encounters a phenomenon, he would sacrifice his life to make it a common belief that there is NOTHING mysetrious to it. i will like to employ you or your skeptical type to enter the dark cave of ritual killing to prove its hogwash. south western nigeria (ogun) can be your start point..with camera and even security might be a great way to start


stop throwing invalid jabs and take up the challenge...remember if you folks are sacrificed in the quest to prove your point with practical visual proof, your death will be seen as an effort in proving "we are living in ourdark ages". just like the whites that sacrificed their lives for both religion and enlightenment to bring africa up...now you can for africa abi