₦airaland Forum

ril19: this is funny at first sight. Now think......wich taim obama get to kom dey aword lil wayne ambasadoor of song. Me taya o. E be laik misplaced priority to me.

Ignorance!!!!!
Obama no dey meet Jay-z?
A few easters ago, didn't obama host justin B in d white house.
During his 1st election, how many artist did obama meet on a one-2-one basis J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ 2 gain their support, and hence d support of their fans.
I give up on some of u guys

sleemyao: @Tomclancy. I did my phone interview 2 days ago though it was very short. Want to know if this is peculiar to IS applicants cos I applied for IS. Thanks

Mine was @ least 30 minutes o. Don't know if. Its a good or bad thing.
Do you have any idea on the next stage?

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Victim? [/quote]Hahahaha abeg o!!
But e 2 dey happen nah, and nah that kind lie dey pain pass, cos it can go on for years

Pin a pregnancy on a man even though they fully know who d real father is.

deturla: All glory be to God,just finishd ma interview.....Men!!!,I was a lil jittery tho buh I fink I ansad d qns well...........I look forward to 2weeks.....To God B d Glory............

Is 2 weeks the time duration for the next stage. Do you have any idea what d next stage is all about?

slimchimex: January 2008

she looks so much like MJ here..chie! I don laff 2day

No vex abeg, but who is dis african candy??

hotwax: Rubish. How many Boko harams were killed? None. They just dispersed to converge in another state. Problem still remains 100pcent. If I were the president, this operation would be classified. I will just send 3000 soldiers without anouncing. Clueless president.

ABAKA72: Lol, "if you were the president" well, you are not the president and will never be one because of your mindset, I even doubt if you can make a local Government chairman because you are an ingrate.

adeaugustus: Then the senate would have kicked you arss* out of the presidential villa, by Vote of no confidence! Think man, I know you've got a cerebellum.

ABAKA72: I doubt weather @hotwax has a cerebellum.

Hehehehe that's because he has replace his with HOTWAX

Strange...I think I can remember someone once saying on NL that when something good happens to someone from d southwest (like emerging d best in a foreign school), it is regarded not as a nigerian achievement, but more of a paradigm of regional excellence. But when something bad happens, it is a nigerian shame.
Human beings and double standard.
Bottom line is what has happened has happened, and J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ as a child brings shame to her family name, so also this people have brought shame (directly or indirectly) to this country.
Am J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ surprised that APC haven't found a way of roping GEJ to this (since every bad thing about this country must be attributed to him).
My final conclusion is this.... We agree that people in government are ineffective and corrupt, but the damage we as individuals do to this country (in one way or the other) is always far worse.
BTW this is one sick case...wldnt be surprised if there are tons of other people of nigerian descent doing one other shameful thing or the other around the world.

masagoody: pessien45@yahoo.com
abe.oluwasegun@gmail.com
abigailekwegbali@yahoo.com
tobisoaga1@yahoo.co.uk

check your box

@masagoody, pls I really need a copy of the shl material. I don search internet tire. Would be glad if you could help. Pls send to
adamaugustine63@gmail.com.
Thanks

[quote author=wonda26]So the link to apply has been removed? [/quote
]
Yes it has

lynpetra: Sometimes,forgiveness and giving yet another chance to someone who has erred can really turn his/her ways of life around!Stealing is a bad thing and its also a habit.Just that some persons do not learn or wish to outlive it.We all stole Smtn at some points in our life,esp as kids and teens.Stop the jungle justice on minor crimes.

Chei!! And you are really sure u read the whole article b4 commenting...smh!
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He was "forgiven" by d court of appeal, only for him 2 go and rob again, almost killing a lady in the process.

GenBuhari: Obasanjo steals N20 Trillion he is worshipped.

Babangida steals N3 Trillion and he his celebrated.

A man steals mobile handset and he must hang.

What a country of idiots we are.

Oh bros, sorry o. Who be d "we" for the matter?
all dis people stole money quite alright, but not buy aiming a deadly weapon @ anybody.
If the accused had been given this sentence because he J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ bullied folks off their properties without a weapon, then I for shout.
But he is an unrepentant criminal that is not afraid of taking another man's life, and God forbid, d next person he might encounter on the streets could even be you or any of ur loved ones.
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By That time, I believe d difference btw dis guy and obj and babangida et al. Would be very clear to you.

rman: Majority of nairalanders don't read.
They check the topic, read the first few comments and join whatever opinion is trending.

So true

hoochay: WHAT OF THOSE WHEN THEY STEAL MONEY?HW WILL THEY NOW DIE

He was involved in ARMED robbery. The constitution is very particular about thieves who do dia business thru d barrel of a gun, or with any life threatening weapon.
The problem lies with ur nigerian law.
Armed robbery >>> financial crime

deturla: I applied for HR too bro,last week,And it took me 2days to complete the competency part,....I took my time so to speak....And on the 17th wich was friday I got the assessment email....to complete my online test in 3working days...I completed my assessment yday,was nice tho,I tried my best....shl all tru...........so keep prayin And hoping for the best.....if u rili answered d competency part well,then keep the faith, you'd get your email in due course..ceteris paribus.......

Btw.......For thos who just got the online email for the online test,make sure u do a lot of practise,strictly shl,atlist it ws shl site I did my own....all d best!!!!!!!

Hmm had my mail since monday, but have been have extremely poor network since and haven't written the test. I thought d 3 working days where the time required 2 complete EACH test once started

michaeled45: Pls when did u get the invite and what role did u apply for? Was it the Pan African Early Career programme u applied for? Tanks in advance for ur response

I applied for the SI position sometime last week.
Did you take your time in answering the last part of the questionnaire?
In any case am sure if u did, then you will be contacted soon.
Here is a copy of d mail dey sent me.


As part of the resourcing process for your recent
application to Diageo we would like you to
complete an online assessment.
Please be advised that Diageo partners with SHL
as our online assessment provider. Before
attempting the test, we would recommend that
you take a practice test by visiting:
www.shldirect.com. If you consider yourself to
have a disability and after taking the practice test
you are concerned that it might affect your
results, please contact us immediately (you will
receive a phone call or an e-mail with the relevant
contact detail).
Please note, if you are requested to take more
than one test you will receive a separate e-mail for
each assessment. You will need to follow the
assessment link in each e-mail and complete each
assessment independently. Your application will
not be considered until all assessments have been
completed.
Please note, the PC you are using to complete the
online assessments must have 'Flash Player'
installed, if not, you will be unable to complete
the assessments and will receive an error
message. Each assessment will take between 17
to 25 minutes to complete. Please complete each
assessment within 3 working days as this will
be part of the criteria we use to evaluate you for
the role. You may access the assessment by
either clicking on the assessment link below or,
copying the expanded assessment link into your
browser's address bar.
Name of Assessment: Complete Verbal
Ability Test (G)
Assessment Link: Complete Verbal Ability Test (G)
Alternative Assessment Link: http://

We expect you to complete the assessment
honestly and without assistance. Please be
advised that you may be required to take a
supervised verification assessment at a later stage
in the resourcing process. We would like to
request that you respect the confidentiality of this
assessment and do not share its contents with
others. We also ask that you respect copyright
and trademarks of the assessment.
We wish you the best of luck with the assessment
process!
Yours sincerely,
Diageo Resourcing

ogodogwu: Pls has anyone heard from guinness based on the on going graduate trainee. A friend of mine said he was emailed saying he can't move to the next stage. Pls help,I applied and heard nothing.

J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ been invited to go to the next stage. Its an online test. Almost like shell. Pls who else has any ideas about shl, cos they told me to practice there.
Any info will be welcomed. Thanks

They have not been given prepaid meter nah!!
When ur money dey rundown on a "per second billing" no be person go tell u 2 off dat bulb 4 hot afternoon

oluemmakay: what about GMAT, is it useful?

G-waiting Bera don't try it. Gmat has nothing 2 offer here.
My sincere suggestion is 2 focus all ur energy on d decision stage. U can use as much as 5 days 2 do that, so make sure u get it RIGHT.
I believe that d numerical and decision questions are cumulative, used against a certain cut off or pass mark. #justmyguess

oluemmakay: is that the tag for who pass the second stage?

I believe so. Bottomline is that I believe all dis mumbojumbo we are doing here is J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ a filter stage. I still believe more tests are ahead

ritux: Yes Xenox, I did not get the results from the mail but I was told my application will be considered.

I attempted only 12 questions and I know I got them. Those I could not answer, I left blank and went to the next. My friend who also did the numerical test said he got a regret mail. According to her, she only got 4 right which she was sure of.

Have a friend that was only point blank sure of 5-6 questions, and then guessed d rest. He was also put 4 consideration.....although he said he was extremely confident of his answers in the decision section.

MBAKA UCHE: pls guys, has anybody who has completed the second assessment checked his Application status? I tried doing that, i could not log in.

"Under consideration"

beckytunde: Abeg una, make una please answer my question, una wey don scale thr,biko, thanks

No its not, u can choose 2 build ur own profile using the shell website itself (recommended).

Pachesky: pls for those that are prepin 4 d ap test,expect antonyms and synonyms(questions not in sentence)..
Tip:two or more options if carefully analyzed may have the same meaning go for 4 d exact opposite
ANALOGY AND SYNOLOGY:mine wz analogy gmat will help you here
QUANTITATIVE: study d math part on age diff,percentages on profit,averages of any kind..your Gmat will help you hear again
CRITICAL REASONING: not as easy as u think..try other practise ques online..cant give u tips here that y its cald "critical"..lol
SENTENCE CORRECTION:not in gmat..get them online..there are so many sites with loads of practice ques..
ESSAY:would definitely be on the following
1.leadership qualities either in school or your local community
2.your role model and y.
tip:know the core values of the firm
3.team playing ability either in school or your local community
4.future aspirations: whr you wish 2 b in 5yrs tym
hope this helps i wish u guys success in ur tests

Please do you know how much time is given for the essay?

Chie see rules wey seun dey slam us with b4 we post
By the way waiting be all this blue collar, white collar, purple collar stuff una dey talk for here.
The color of the collar is a function of the color of the shirt nah

There is a brand new "I don port" mtn advert that some of my friends where involved in putting together.
They are a young group, so please encourage them by clicking LIKE alright.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCCCRqa1DBI

agashy: I applied and am yet to get my invitation,pls hw did u people appply nd do u knw if they call batch by batch?

Don't know about batch, but some1 above J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ posted that he did his in February. So it may actually be done in batches

boron10: Don't be too sure of the essay topic. I wrote the test on the 8th of february. My essay topics were "who is your role model and why?" And one other strange topic like that.

@op, aside the critical reasoning, I doubt any part of the gmat questions would pose a challenge. Best of luck

Thank's a lot. Critical reading is my strongest. May God grant us grace

Sean lenux: did u guys apply for graduate trainee audit?

Yap

Hi, I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ got an email calling me for a KPMG aptitude test on saturday.
Please has anyone in the house written it before?
The mail said to expect a GMAT test, does anyone know what type of GMAT is common with this company.
Thanks

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