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Was J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ reading "Animal Farm" by George Orwell the other day, and was J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ blown away by how much the book seemed to be talking about nigeria.
How the pigs dumbfounded and enslaved the other animals for years. while pigs did no work and got fatter, the rest of the animals slaved for the pigs (thinking they were doing it for themselves).
Certain characters in the book really got my attention
1)"Snowball" - an example of the type of positive leader that can never be allowed to surface in our country (he was almost assassinated in the story)
2)"Napoleon"- despotic abacha-like kind of ruler that nigeria has suffered from through out her history.
3)"Squealer"- reminds me of people like Ruben Abati, Labaran Maku et al. Highly intelligent people whose primary job is never to lie!! But rather to paint the truth in all shades of color using outstanding intellect and arguments and confuse the less intelligent masses.
4) "the 4 smaller pigs that objected" - these pigs objected the new and harsh deviations the despot Napoleon initiated. They were consequently slaughtered. They represent d faith of anyone within the inner caucus that suddenly develops a conscience.

honeric01: Nigerian players that won't smell bankrupty:

Keshi
Mikel
Kanu
OKocha
Garbal Lawal
OLiseh
Enyeama
Yobo
Olofinjana.

These guys know what money management is all abou

Enuf respect to olofinjana! D dude had a masters in chemical engineering While still playing for wolves

Hate amechi all you like, but the truth is he has a point. Nigerians are not ready 2 sacrifice their lives for anything. Not even for their children or for their childrens future.
How many parents have a trust fund for their children?
Until we remove our "gimme here and now" mentality, greed and selfishness, there can be no revolution. The political class know this fact very well.

Jesusbabygirl: I think the most important thing is to get job info!

Wrong dear. One gives you important and "make sense" adverts every morning (by 8 am sharp). The other asks you to pay money for the same advert they copy from the 1st.

chiboy11: u neva c anytin joberman s nt just fake but comiting crimes against humanity, I got upset at a stage I block dem 4rm sendin me dier junk mails, stupidd ashole pple

Bro abeg how do u block them. Becos of their "skunk" mail I had 2 open another email account.
70 percent of the mail they send are completely irrelevant.

adexsimply: of course they dont..since there is nothing lyk WHITE WOMENS

Oooh ahhh yav died!! you J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ killed the young man...white womens !

Garrison Commander!!

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berepiki: Is it possible 2 meet ur wife there? Cos i heard most of the girls are looking 4 husbands there...so desperation is the order of the day...plz advice me cos i'l soon go for service by july

That's so thru!! Any 10 girls u meet on camp, I assure you a good 8 of them are sizing you up for marriage potential. I could feel it their eyes seriously. It was almost becoming scary :-
But its possible though, but the love will have to span the nysc year, and not J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ the 3 weeks you stay.
Besides all man will have a camp babe by the end of the camp. That one sure, how far una wan run the package depends on u guys

[quote author=me_for_you]Before u all go about praising nff, just know that nff are pure and applied thieves and liars. U booked a flight that will ferry them straight to calabar, yet u booked national stadium lagos for them to train. Just saying #illogical[/quote]Chei!! Why won't my people fail comprehension and critical reading in waec and jamb!
Can't you deduce the time interval btw booking of the flight and booking of the stadium mr logical?
Its too obvious that the flight was booked after nff finally got information of their fake "25 man"only for them to turn up in the afternoon, whn calabar fights are in the morning with over 30 people.
It was then the emergency option of national stadium was proposed for they
, but them opted for a pry maryschool 2 train on.
Chei J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ read an
d understand b4 u post biko.

Idowuogbo: Yeah rite! It wan complete die? Liv dat tin! Na we wey no dey d boarding school dey run locomotive pass.

oya name one tin wey u feel say you do 4 school wey boarders no do, and we go name 50 things wey we do wey una only fit imagine

Simply put. If u never attended a boarding school, then your secondary school experience is not complete. Its your type that have almost no story to tell when people gather to tell tales of their secondary school life.
The adventures, trials, are J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ priceless.
In my family, going to boarding school is almost a rite of passage. From my mum to my dad (st gregory's college). Down to all the children (all the boys went to st gregs, kinda cool seeing my dads pic next to michael murray bruce and funsho williams standing like mischievous children with their afro hair)

My fondest punishments..
when the head boy asked all ss1 boys 2 get under his bunk while he slept on top of us. (We where more than 20 fighting for a space under the bunk!
)
Early morning (4am) prayers when chapel prefect will force boys 2 sing with their smelly smelly mouth
Ss3 rebellion, using gorilla warfare, we packed all our house master's cloths and dumped into
the shi*t filled toilet
Learning how to hold sh*t in my tummy for a week b'cos of how bad d toilets where
Becoming a "toilet marshal" in ss1, and learning how 2 pound the shi*t incase the toilet blocked and the W/c was filled 2 the brim (a bit like pounding yam )
Men the list is indeed endless, but it took out the butta"
from me and made 100 percent. Stronger

Giovinco: Heard d cut off is 20/25

Nothing like cut off man..dey are taking the best of the bunch

bucho: There are questions like:
1 four students A,B,C&.A&B understand Chinese,while C& understand Arabic.If everyone except B understands Esperanto.Who understands the least no of languages among them?.

2 Given the info above.Who understands two languages that are not Arabic?.

3 If A owns P car,B owns Q car,C owns R car.A owns S & T cars as well.C just bought a brand new U car.Who has the least no of cars?.

4 A messenger has 11 rubber bands, and gave Ada three.It was discovered that Ada now has twice the no the messenger has remaining.How many has Ada initially?.

5 A pole has a shadow 24ft long.Another pole of 3ft high has a shadow 4ft long.What is the height of the 1st pole if they are of the same proportion?.

These are the ones I can remember for now.And you can see how cheap the questions were.But people believe me when I tell you that 48 secs is not enough to read,understand and solve each question.

Looolz I see u remember the questions wella

Hahahahahaha!! I dey laff in swahilli 1st. Rubbish, make I do commot for this june abeg. (˘̯˘ ) haliburton interview on my mind

hi, am seriously trying 2 anticipate this test, as this will be my first (by Gods grace only job interview).
Does any1 know if calculators will be allowed.
Also, how much time is given per section.
Ŧa̶̲̥̅̊ƞk̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇:::: in advance

Please does anyone know if calculators are allowed?
What about the time frame for each section?
These are things I think are pretty important.

Warlord3000: I guess its time to start kicking a$$

don't u mean LICKing as$

shymexx: Your hypothesis is wrong...

We have to use Inertia and Newton's law of universal gravitation.

Newton's law of universal gravitation states that every point mass in the universe attracts every other point mass with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.

So, the "yam leg" is directly proportional to the product of their masses(batty and ti.ts) and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them...

NERD!!!

Rubbish u don do finish, u come see say see get yam leg and. Funny teeth. Yeye man

aminho: I agree with u. Junaid!!!ask Mi abaga he will tell you ”dialogue is thee best answer not violence”

See this demented monkey! Why doesn't mr abaga stay in jos, taraba, or d bleeping north?
Yeye pikin

I dey hear peter and paul, the first tin wey enta my head na p square sharing one baby
But seriously sha, these white guys are J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ crazy. No more need 2 rob peter 2 pay paul peter and paul can J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ share the woman equally.
But wait oo. This woman greedy ghan!!
I wonder whether they use a timetable in servicing the lady

Aww men! If I had a dollar for every time I saw this same kinda story on FP , dangote would be my house boy by now
Una no dey tire

Gerardcole: And it made FP. See what scarcity of news can cause?

Dude where you born with any sense of humor at all

ijebabe: Nevermind the fact that most movie titles hardly reflect the content of the film, not to talk of horrible posters showing angry faces of women when the title is about love (I won't even go there), I came across some movie titles that sounded very funny to me.

My list is:
Tear My Bra (If You Can)
2 Rats
Clash Of Twins
Crazy Dogs
Friendly Scorpion
Black & White Ghosts
Passion Lady
Sex Player
Beyonce and Rihanna
I Broke My Heart
Iron Pant
Tube & Tyre
We are Useless
Aka Gum
Calculator
Holy Kidnapper
Radio Without Battery
Tea or Coffee
Festival of Madness
Chelsea and Liverpool



Which ones have you come across?

Iron pant!! That cracked me up real good

Akshow: Them must confirm e fit Annie well well. Don't forget she is calabar. Need i say more?

Calabar? Are u high

Didn't bother reading ur article, cos I can come up with a thousand reasons for every. 10 reasons you have for being grateful to my mother.
Luv her scatter

Okay mr op. I will make sure baba shakiru my neighbor implements all your pointers since right now he only uses 1, 4, and 6.