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TravelRe: Immigration Deploys Personnel To Niger-Nigeria Border, Begins Blockade by chimpad: 4:19pm On Aug 04, 2023
Nigeria suddenly becomes the USA of Africa. We wey never chop belle full. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Importance Of This Hole? (Photo) by chimpad: 11:03pm On Jul 24, 2023
Can we do more of topic like this, rather than the usual Tinubu/Obi tribalism fight and s#it?
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by chimpad: 3:18pm On Jul 24, 2023
Lol.
Gafferde:
Shut up Mr man
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by chimpad: 6:14pm On Jul 23, 2023
Perfect timing! At least something to distract you all from the hardship. Very dumb people.
InvestmentRe: Abayomi Segun Oluwasesan: How I Hacked Afriq Arbitrage System, Stole Billions by chimpad: 3:02am On Jul 15, 2023
Stop bragging about how secured your platform is, if it was that secured, only one person should not be able to is push to production and execute.
Science/TechnologyRe: Johannesburg Zoo Shares Photos Of Animals Enjoying Recent Snow (PICS) by chimpad: 4:24pm On Jul 12, 2023
No one should pray for snow in Naija. It would be a disaster. You will find out if it ever happens!
HealthRe: What Can Be The Cause Of My Friend's Childlessness by chimpad: 3:53am On Jul 12, 2023
I believe you. I am someone who is from a family of medically inclined people. We do not use herbs, infact I usually kick against anything herbal as they don't have a specific dozage and all that.

There a distant family friend whose wife has not been able to conceive for 8 years since they got married.
In Feb 2023, someone told her about a specific herb. I don't know what herb it is tho. The lady and the husband agreed to try it, and it was shipped to the US from Ibadan. She used it as directed and Luckily she is pregnant and going for checkups as we speak. I do not endorse herbs, but truth be told this one worked. I am astonished.
Teetee777:
Women are suffering with the issue of a child, may God provide children to those who are looking for the fruit of the womb.

If I say something now, some people will quote me that no herb solution to this, to that blabla
I have some herbs to send to some naira land this week regarding the solution to this problem, if you need it, I can send it to you but after God answers your prayer, I will collect my money, if I ask you to bring money now, some people will be thinking I want to scam people. If you have confirmed for remedy, you will not be afraid to send it without collecting kobo
FashionRe: Men, What Is The Cost Of Hair Cut In Your Area? by chimpad: 3:38am On Jul 12, 2023
It's just funny how ppl from one of the poorest country in the world are unable to economize. The same Nigerians go abroad and turn smart overnight. In your current economy, don't you think it's not economical to give a barber #700 twice a month to cut your hair? Ask most of these dudes living overseas, they learned how to cut by themselves in their early years abroad. For guys who like to be on low cut, you don't have to give 1k or more to your barber every month to have your hair done. Do it yourself!
CrimeRe: Lagos Businessman Spreads Widow's Nude Photos, Demands Refund Of Love Expenses by chimpad: 2:15am On Jul 08, 2023
Most ladies have nudes with some guy somewhere trust me. It's a culture with men. It's only insane ppl who go ahead and distribute it to others.

Secondly, Facebook has some cool security features that you know or should know about. The best security feature is to limit the viewership of your friend list to yourself alone. No one would be able to see or have access to your friend list. In that way, you won't be bothered about someone sending random stuff to your family and friends!
FamilyRe: If You Knew What You Know Now, Would You Marry Your Spouse? by chimpad: 3:39pm On Jun 30, 2023
Wow look at the comments they are so amazing. I'm suprised that people say positive things like this about marriage even on a forum like Nairaland. [s][/s][i][/i][quote author=lavylilly post=124076591][/quote]
PoliticsRe: How Top Military Officers Pressured President Tinubu To Drop Nuhu Ribadu As NSA by chimpad: 3:35pm On Jun 16, 2023
As long as internal security is concerned, police supercedes the army.
savcy:
To be fair, they're right. An ex-policeman cannot head a body that every security agency answers to. However, Tinubu must do well to appoint a southern Christian veteran as NSA boss. There seem to be this sympathy for insurgents that pervades that office. Let's have a Southern Christian this time.
CareerRe: Graduate Loan Or Student Loan Which One Has A Better Economic Value by chimpad: 3:32pm On Jun 14, 2023
I have nothing to say but I'm willing to sell this space. grin grin
TravelRe: Relocate Or Stay In Nigeria (serious Dilemma ) by chimpad:
You're rich and are better off in Nigeria. The abroad is a mad system. You make money, but the system is designed to take almost everything. For instance, you said it's bliss to make money in dollars. It's not the same feeling for someone resident abroad. In the US, the Govt takes up to 40% of your crypto earnings. You have to declare that on your 1099. I guess in Nigeria you probably got away with no taxes asides the one you paid during the transactions. Taxes here and there. You will share all your earnings with the govt, pay high bills and insurance! There isn't anything superb about being abroad if you are making good money in Nigeria.
ProgrammingRe: Sultan Akintunde Set For Guinness World Record For Longest Software Coding Time by chimpad: 4:12am On Jun 12, 2023
I get efootball. I like to against you, but I just hate Fifa.
BigDawsNet:
Hahah wots going on bayii grin

Who is good in FiFa? Let us play My console for 5 days straight non stop...

I believe we can break some record here
RomanceRe: Girl: My Ex Is Trapped In A Loveless Marriage. What Can I Do? by chimpad: 11:49am On Jun 07, 2023
Wonders shall never end.
RomanceRe: You Are Single Untill You Married - Double Date by chimpad: 11:14am On Jun 03, 2023
Dude come on! Why you keep asking this? grin grin
Renman:
Are you a Virginhuh
RomanceRe: You Are Single Untill You Married - Double Date by chimpad: 10:46am On Jun 03, 2023
Okay as you abuse me reach. Me I wan buy Wetin u dey sell sha. grin
Wordsfrombimpe:
Hi
RomanceRe: You Are Single Untill You Married - Double Date by chimpad: 10:40am On Jun 03, 2023
Lol grin grin
Wordsfrombimpe:
Lmao

Because you are a time wasters 🤣🤣🤣🤣
RomanceRe: You Are Single Untill You Married - Double Date by chimpad: 10:38am On Jun 03, 2023
6 years Pere..... Just 6 years' time! U for don dey like 34. Lol That's when ya'll come to reality about life. I don't even want my GF to see this thread. Who move am go fp sef grin grin grin ;
Wordsfrombimpe:
Assumptions sey I don reach 30

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
RomanceRe: You Are Single Untill You Married - Double Date by chimpad: 10:28am On Jun 03, 2023
Babe! Why e come be say na everyone no hear English or no sabi comprehend your writeup? shocked
Wordsfrombimpe:
You are not my God to say am not that fine

Na you know fine

As for me I am beautiful and fearfully made

As you know sabi English comprehension it's a shame
RomanceRe: You Are Single Untill You Married - Double Date by chimpad: 10:20am On Jun 03, 2023
Okay ooo. I don talk my own. grin grin
Wordsfrombimpe:
It will be anytime soon

And dumb you who cant comprehend can't understand

For your information this lady is already healed

This is a simple English that your low iq can't comprehend
RomanceRe: You Are Single Untill You Married - Double Date by chimpad: 10:15am On Jun 03, 2023
Dumb! There no intelligence in telling your fellow women to double date. Take charge of your life, heal a nd find the right person. Everything you wrote only shows you aren't happy in your relationship. With this mindset, it might not be anytime soon. grin cheesy
FamilyRe: This 35 Year-old Lady Needs Your Advice As She Plans To Get Married by chimpad: 10:08am On Jun 03, 2023
Some comments are just not nice on this forum.
vickydevoka:
What will a sensible man be doing with a 35 yr old lady, unless he is remarrying. I’m even scared of 30 yrs old Bcus of fertility issues
FamilyRe: This 35 Year-old Lady Needs Your Advice As She Plans To Get Married by chimpad: 10:06am On Jun 03, 2023
In all you said, you never mentioned that you sat with him to discuss your concerns. Isn't that the first thing to do? He might not even realize how bad he sucks at this. Have a conversation with your man before you cancel your golden chance of being married. grin grin
FamilyRe: This 35 Year-old Lady Needs Your Advice As She Plans To Get Married by chimpad: 9:57am On Jun 03, 2023
I have two questions for you Ms! How old are you? Are you married?
Klass99:
Where have you been?

Because in their small minds they erroneously assume that a single woman can never be happy or fufilled without marriage and children.

They can't fathom that with some of us, dem no use marriage swear for us or that travel, home ownership, eating well, living right and a succesful relationship with God, matters to us more than those things.

Sit back and watch those kind of small minded people attack me for my view. They never fail to display their ignorance and shallowness.
TravelRe: Two Passenger Trains Derail In Eastern India. 280 Dead, 900 Injured by chimpad: 9:47am On Jun 03, 2023
.... Talk about the way they always hang over the roof of a moving train in numbers! RIP to the dead.
Foreign AffairsRe: Joe Biden Falls On Stage At U.S Air Force Academy Graduation Ceremony (Video) by chimpad: 6:44am On Jun 02, 2023
Very old men everywhere! Make una let younger ppl rule. Mba.
TravelRe: Moove Is Impounding Uber Drivers’ Cars In Nigeria by chimpad: 11:04am On May 31, 2023
Lol Nigerians Sha. The lending company has done nothing wrong by impounding the brotrower's car, even if they defaulted for just a day. It's a contract, how you pay and obstacles you face while making payments is none of the lender's problem. grin
nlfpmod:
https://restofworld.org/2023/uber-moove-impounding-drivers-nigeria/
PoliticsRe: 1 Killed, ‘Auxiliary’ At Large, 78 Members Arrested, During Gun Duel With Police by chimpad: 5:02am On May 31, 2023
You're right they can't be more powerful than the govt if they ready to deal with them. Sunday igboho comes to mind.
HacheNoire:
Bola Ige
MKO Abiola
Kudirat Abiola
Funsho Williams

All those happened in movies right! You are a novice!
FamilyRe: UPDATE: I've Been Restless Having A Chat With My Elder Brother by chimpad: 4:51am On May 30, 2023
They 'Re for you and not me guy!
bablon20:
If am uncouth then u r foolish, stupid and mannerless because if u have a modicum if manner you won't come online and be quoting a total stranger who never solicited for ur opinion. I decided to give u hard, tough and rough so u can learn what you failed to learn from ur parents. Nincompoop! All the curses are for u because you called for them yourself. Alayebaje, ọmọ òfo!
PoliticsRe: Yul Edochie Congratulates President Tinubu And VP Shettima by chimpad: 5:23pm On May 29, 2023
Why the hate?
FamilyRe: UPDATE: I've Been Restless Having A Chat With My Elder Brother by chimpad:
Guy you're so uncouth and probably unhappy and it's showing. Going all out to type all this things cos someone made a joke about your post? You need to go and love yourself dude. All what you have typed isn't for me. Bro it's gross!!!
bablon20:
U r already doomed and u and ur household shall surely die in doom, this will be a lesson for ur miserable life not to put mouth on what that doesn't concern u. U mother will mourn over u before this year end, u can never escape it.

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