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[quote author=ayyoshert post=35127725][/quote]It was just a joke.

Shrimps and fried rice.

Pineapple and kiwi fruit.

Don't ask ME if I will eat all of it

tranxo:
500kg eggs is 6 to 7 eggs?!!!!! Na ostrich egg?

I cannot even attempt to make this cake. 500g then 500kg then 6-7 eggs. That cake surely smells of egg only.All the other ingredients are overpowered by the eggs.

JhyMedex:
y e come dey pain u... U dey f**k ni?...

Pain me yes I am f**k my husband.
I wasn't talking to you in the first place. So buzz off.

handsomeclouds:
Nawa for all these bitchez yeyebrities... Na wetin she dey flaunt again.. After many shades of men done suck am dry qnd flat..I wonder how the babies dey cope sef, feeding on third hand boobs.. Ayama!!!! the thing come flap, dey dangle like madman dic.k.. Abeg close d thread!

Sour grapes.

You know you may never have something that comes even close to her that why you spew such hatred.

If the boobs are 100hand, what's you biz. Her man is not complaining, so take a chill pill Sir.

Beautiful piece.

Mamas love has no boundaries.

TDonald:
Her own wahala
BTW
Dear MONEY, since all the ethnic groups in Nigeria,
agree and constantly confirm that it is only the IGBOS
that LOVE you so much. Please rise and visit every Igbo
person struggling anywhere around the globe...visit
them wit all your different clothes like DOLLARS,
POUNDS, EUROS and NAIRA. You may leave out other
TRIBES since they keep denying u in public..Amen!

A big Fat Amen.

Very sad, because he could have done something about his weight, but was very slow to attend to his problem.

The unhealthy food that he was consuming as well just puzzles. Stress can really cause problems in people's lives I swear.

Lol,

2sex:
I would rather go for Maths or Computer... but hardly see such except English or am I looking in the wrong place? But frankly I would prefer to enter their oil and gas industry even if it means starting at the lowest rank... cos that's what I studied. But it seems hard to break into that sector. Please if you find any info regarding their energy sector that would aid me, please share. The one I contacted last time from Expatriates.com hasn't replied me yet. It was an entry level position.

Job Posting # 251061 Jun 22, 2015
Seeking English & Math Teachers for Saudi Arabia
Saudi Arabia (Dammam (Al-Hasa & Abqiq))

14400 SAR
Requisites: Min B.A. & Teaching Certification (classroom)
Fields of Expertise: ESL/EFL, High School, University, Math/Physics

Details:
SEEKING NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKING TEACHERS
Desert Recruiting Services is seeking MALE teachers for teaching positions in Saudi Arabia.
We only accept applications through our job portal which can be accessed through our website.
Detailed information for our teaching jobs are posted on our portal. Minimum requirements are as follows:
• Currently we only have MALE positions (Saudi cultural/religious requirements)
• Only able to recruit Native English speakers who were born in or educated in a western country
• Between the age of 22 and 58
• English: Minimum B.A. (humanities) and an in-class 120hr teaching certification required
• Math: Related degree + Experience teaching basic math
• Passport valid for minimum of one year
• No criminal record
All positions have full benefits including housing, transportation. Unfortunately the structure of this program does not allow for family members to join.
VISIT OUR JOB PORTAL FOR THIS AND OTHER TEACHING OPPORTUNITIES



CLICK HERE TO APPLY VIA EMPLOYERS WEBSITE


Go to serious teachers website and look for this job post with the above reference number and see what will happens.

Detoyl:
my friends who are originally saudi or kuwati or emirati find it not that easy to tell about the unequallity of salary...but the ones whose parent are working in gulf are open about it and told me thats why most of them come to uk or usa to study so as to get better edge....and even sometimes travel to canada to get citizenship. ..but even now canada is difficult.. but i still have some who said is about knowing people also as they can influence your salary or introduce you into oil company. Like i av a friend who said his dad friends have already secured a job to come and head just by finishing is course...i believe you must av been familiar with all the saga

Truly truly there are disparities. Your passport/ nationality speaks for you here.

As for contacts, I have not come across such. Yes amongst Saudis it's very common. They get anything through contacts including university. As for expats, I have not really come across such. The only thing I am aware of is Nationality. Even then, I can guarantee you that you will be better off than your counterparts in your home country or majority of the countries. Here you save a lot because, you don't pay for accommodation and electricity and also transport to work.

I will advice you to keep on keeping on applying. One day the sun will shine on you.

2sex:
Okay but from my observations, it seems that like Teaching English is easiest and only available means of getting into the kingdom? I stand corrected. Why are English Teachers so sought after?

Its because :
1. Research and development is mostly western so they are compelled to use English to learn content subjects ( Medicine, Science etc ). Though majority of their textbooks are in both English and Arabic but they have to understand English. And most lecturing is done in both languages.
2. Remember woman agenda and woman education in not even two decades old. So the Kingdom is still trying to develop woman therefore majority of the English teaching jobs are available at woman institutions. A Saudi man can always go to the UK etc and study with no hassles, but its hard for a woman to leave the country without a male guardian coming with them.
3. Some Universities are in the process of development. Some are not even 10yrs old, so they depend on foreign research and development to develop their education system. So its now becoming mandatoy to learn English.
4. There is a high turnover. Expats resign once they cant take it anymore. The country itself can get to you. So some nationals cant cope.

So this makes English look like is highly sort after when in actual fact its the same positions.

But Computer, Maths, Physics and Science teachers are also in very high demand.

Detoyl:
Hope you are enjoying yr stay and staying off mutawa...

Its OK, I have a lot to tell though I can only address some through questions.

God forbid, I dont want any dealing with the Mutawas. They can be ruthless.

Detoyl:
shukran (thanks).....i have some friends from saudi that we are studying together and even other nationality whose parent are working in saudi and i learn from them about the passport issue with salary but i was trying to find out from a NNigerian who can tell me more info cause i guess they wont want to tell me in my face

Please share with us what your friends said?

But situations are different, your God may open a door that no one can close. Stay positive.

Detoyl:
i want to practice as a pharmacist

I would be lying if I say I know the salary scale for pharmacist. I will ask one Nurse I know in Riyadh for you.

But with your British qualification, there are very good chances for you.

Complete your studies, we are waiting for you in the Kingdom

2sex:
no results yet o.

Keep on trying dear. Now is the recruiting time. New academic year starts in August so, they need teachers as some resigned and some just decide when they get to their home countries that they will not come back. I also got my offer last year around September and skepticism kept me home until this year.

I will put you in my Ramadan prayers. What's impossible is possible with God. If he did it for me he can do if for you.

2sex:
where is everyone.

Hey dear.

I am hear oo. I have not been to nowhere?

How are you applications going?

Detoyl:
@chineloSA pls do you think having a nigerian passport but study pharmacy in the uk will add to your salary and do you have what range of salary you should be expecting as having nigerian passport with uk certificate. .thanks

What do you wanna do with your pharmacy qualification? Do you intend to come to Saudi Arabia and teach English or do you intend to practice pharmacy in the Kingdom?

So all of you who say " See what Fani Kayode left, such beauty " I will only say you are very small in age and in intelligence.

No amount of beauty can keep any marriage together

There are alot of things that keeps marriages together e.g. Love, respect, selflessness, communication, honesty etc. So you people are saying he should or she should have stayed because she is beautiful??

If they didn't have good communication and there was no honesty so beauty should have kept the marriage??

Mxxxccccceeeeewwww

If it's not your wall and not directed to you, what's your bizniz

As people grow older their metabolism slows down. Meaning it does breakdown fat as it used to in their 20's.
Another factor is genetics.
Another one is lack of exercise to compensate for the slowing down metabolism.
Another one is poor choice of food.
Stress levels as well.

onatisi:
the op is a nigerian,maybe living in ghana so he applied as a ghanian ,not expecting to win but now he has won,he will need a ghana passport,birth certificates and some other documents from the ghana government which they can't give him because he has no record with them, so what the op wants to do is to change his country and use his nigeria passport and certificates .

dancok:
What do expect, I don't see blacks nation developing why? Because of our behavior, we don't love ourselves, no honesty.
An incident happened when my mum travel to London, she forget her at a London shop, imagine the white guy in the shop need to call me that am in Nigeria that someone forget her phone at his shop, what makes the guy to call me is am the last person my mum called. Imagine that scenario.

Your grammar though

INTROVERT:
How will 9na police Rob in SA

Obviously they were disguising as Nigerian police

Thomas Hartleb, News24

Johannesburg – A Nigerian delegate at the 25th African Union summit was robbed by men posing as Nigerian police officers in Johannesburg, Gauteng police said on Thursday.

Gabriel Gundo, 55, was stopped on Marlboro Drive while coming from OR Tambo International Airport on Wednesday night, Colonel Lungelo Dlamini said.

The robbers, driving a Hyundai, produced Nigerian police identification and took $500 and R700 from him.

The 25th AU summit is being held at the Sandton Convention Centre until June 15.

On May 22, several delegates attending the Pan African Parliament were robbed at gunpoint in their shuttle bus at the entrance to the Protea Hotel Midrand.

http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/AU-summit-delegate-robbed-in-Johannesburg-20150611


Welcome to Johannesburg Sir

Girl, I say, "When God closes one door, he opens another one."

He can never leave you in a limbo. Walk gracefully and don't look back but look for the door he has opened for you. Learn from your past, enjoy the present and look forward to your future.

All the best.

The source of this your news is not credible to me . " Entertainment world"

opedaydydx9:
mockery? U knw nothing about being an engineer bro

Yes I know nothing. Thanks alot.

He will forever be a joke about what he did. I hope he manages to ignore the mockery when he becomes an Engineer.

Very evil girl. Didn't she think of the image of the guys and their futures she was gonna spoil for them, when they were held for a number of years in jail for absolutely nothing.

donigspain:
Yes, Meteorology/Atmospheric Science is a branch of Geography.

Coming from someone who studied Geography and Meteorology.

Tell him, he sounded very dumb.

True Mrs Feminist. Just like I think a cheating woman is not the worst thing that can happen in marriage.