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UBA...that useless bank...I don't keep my money in it
Once someone sends money into it,I transfer into another account immediately

Before you know it,#63,#52,#89...stupid figures here and there

Buy nizoral drug...and skineal tube cream...in one week you're healed ...promise you

Op, don't get deceived to go and do yahoo plus because of what you're experiencing on the island now o.

Really,you're not alone.
I am just the same rather worse in all these than you are.Although,i hardly reply or like any post on nairaland,but, visit here everyday.not really active on any social media except I'm being forced to reply.infact,the only social media I'm on is Facebook and just visit like once in 4months,hardly post too.
I don't really have friends as such too.sometimes I wonder how people form group of friends.i also wonder how I'm going to cope when I'll be wedding because there's are no friends to invite.who are those going to be my bridal train?
I might not have a single message on WhatsApp for two days.As a lady,I find it difficult to make friends especially with females.i'm just used to being alone.What's the point of friendship?To me,it only brings problems upon problems.

You did well bro. It's courtesy.if you hadn't don't that,you might have created a bad impression.
Honestly,if I were the wife and you refused to vacate the front seat,i wouldn't say anything but I'd find my way home myself.

Come to my house and beat me or perhaps check out my certificate.
You do not know when someone tries to shorten words and even when your phone changes what you actually wanna type...you need an intervention of the holy spirit to make you understand

Bookiemart01:
And you're battling with a pass and 4th year of extra?

Whst exactlly is your point cos i cant make sense of the gibberish You posted.

Your grammatical construction is nothing to right home about and you're here forming OAU student.?

Not all men you say...leave matta for Mathias...at least there are some who like fighters...abegi

freshdude99:
Easy bae, not all men likes fighters like u

You're allergic to good advices..I don't blame you too

iamlimo:
your sidechick mentality. Bleep nd pay... but you Will be sorry one day

Poor upbringing,your past generations,your present and the ones after you are nitwits, nincompoops

betterABIAstate:
your papa na idiot, stewpid girl.

Well,not everyone deserves a response,if not,I would have given you a good advice.

epik1:
Wow. Being funny these days must be a crime. Below is the reply the lady gave to my post. She didn't take any offense, I never meant any.


But I don't know how "You sound worried" with a smiley translates to being rude to you.
I don't know what happened to your sense of humor (and I'm not interested in knowing) but you actually need to heed your unsolicited advise.

In a bid to impress someone, learn how to talk so you don't come across as unintelligent

It's a free world man.everyone is entitles to their opinion.caution your manner of speech.you lack some manners.be calming down

SeunDobo:
Na rubbish you talk for here ,totally rubbish the guys wey dey clothe you , buy for you , secure you apartment ..you dey tell him wetin him do ...Jesus sef no like people's wey no appreciate .. remember the 10 leprosy inside Bible so if you don't know what to write lady keep shut your mouth ok

Well,it's my business to be temperamental not ypurs,
Secondly,I don't keep armpit hair if that's what you mean,it's like that because of the reflection in the room

Crunchyg2:
, you are temperamental, hope you are working on it. And please try and shave your amount and change this pic . Cheers

You're a very stupid woman...does two wrong make a right? Why do women with shallow brains get married on time while the wise ones are still unmarried.This life no balance

You bury it..but if you aren't satisfied,cook,it,eat it and make it digest,then poo.it then goes straight into the toilet,then flush it.And when your soakaway pit is full,you will call the people in charge of clearing the pit,and they will come,and they will clear it and you will give them money for their service,and they will leave.
Then you have an empty soakaway pitwith no placenta.

If the meat is more than one..I'll eat some of it with the food it was served with
But if it's only one meat,lol,I'm keeping it till the end of the meal.
And if a meat is too big ...as in too big..I don't touch it at all.i get tired of the whole thing

No seat belt,no safety doors..if those were present,the death would have been avoided.i watched this video several times and I was so sorry for the boy.
It could have easily been avoided.

Pere is only acting childish.
After this,he should feel stupid for that action taken

Yeah I'm temperamental,but that isn't enough reason to be angered.it was only an observation from Maria,queen wasn't supposed to take it that far,except there's something to it that I don't know.

I finish a whole ...

Honestly, I'm not scared of the deaths here and there.

Served in kebbi..birnin kebbi to be precise...but she dares not do it in the school I served...because it's all boys...before you know it,your generosity will be mistaken for prostitution...They will believe you're having an affair with those boys...that's how shallow their brains are.Reason why I only go for my ppa once a month...and that's when I wanna get my clearance form,that's it.Till the following month ni o.They will not see my break light...I will never forget Emir Haruna Rashid college.

The boy and the girl are both at fault...
The girl's fault: business is business.there is no family in business.this is because once the business liquidates due to eye service thing,the same family you did eye rendered eye service to will mock and blame you till you die..the only mistake she made was not to discount the boyfriend's mom. And I love the way she handled the guy during the conversation.she didn't insult him but the guy was so foolish to have insulted her. That's immature and arrogant of the guy.

The boy's fault: No matter what, that doesn't call for insults.tge highest he couldn't have done of he felt disappointed was to tell her what's in his mind and if he isn't pleased with the girl's reaction after that,then end it there.walk away like a responsible guy.you could have as well told all your family members to come make their hairdo for free all because you fund her.And to top it all,you had a count of all you did for her,let's thank God for what he does for us then.
God is even trying for providing for the whole world.you are only providing for one person and you want to die there.ypu are the ill-mannered person here. And with due respect, the mother shouldn't have told the son what happened,instead,call the girl to order. She might not know it's wrong to collect the full money but discount.But the question is ,does the mother even want to pay at all?.I'd say the mother is inconsiderate if she doesn't wanna pay at all,and actually,that's what the story is depicting.

Conclusion....gurl,I'd advice you to be easy on money,you aren't totally wrong,you should have collected the money and returned some to her immediately.
Boy,you need to control yourself.think before you act.you're a man or going to be one someday.
Mum,don't try to be a relationship breaker,try to mend,and it it doesn't seem to be working, then break.
I rest my case

I think nengi doesn't like the way the love came easy.some ladies are like that.he was clearly choking her.he should have tried being just friends,treated her like she wasn't pretty or even acted like she meant nothing.
I'm very sure that she'd be the one throwing herself at him if he had done that.
You shouldn't choke a gurl,else,she tags you as a "mumu" and that won't be good for your future kids.the gene will show up sha ni.i no wan know.

15...

1.banky didn't need to suit up cos he wanted make a video complaining About his chef
2.for those of you saying he hasn't tried,you all are hypocrites
3.he pays him for his work,no matter how small or big ,they already had an agreement.if the chef wasnt cool with the pay,he shouldnt habe accepted the job.so you guys should stop asking why he didn't mention the salary
4.the chef stole from him and he still gave him another chance to continue working with him.thats way cool
5.none of you here can do that...transport allowance, shopping for you chef,and even employing him after which you know he's incompetent...it's just like a waste of money,but he still employed him notwithstanding
6.that bible verse he quoted is true..
7.kleptomania is real...and I'm sure not all of us can endure that kind of person for long
8.make hay wile the sun shines..banky can't wait till he himself gets stolen before he did the necessary.
He took the right decision.Dont condemn him.

I forgot to add....thats why her parents don't want her around..cos they know she'd kill them someday.

I don't really like to reply posts but on this one,I will cos it's freaking annoying.why on Earth would you scold your mother for a girlfriend.
Are you mentally unbalanced or should I make use of tissue to clean your brain?Do you remember the Maryam Sanda story?have it in mind that it was no fake incident,it's a damn true life occurrence mehn.your death and that of your family members is near if you don't discard that ugly duck you call a sexgirlfriend...also,no matter what,your mother should always be respected,even if she slapped your girlfriend.
She will always be your first girlfriend,wife and Mother.

Two cups of rice by Toba....and the thing didn't even circulate....quarter bag of rice was brought to the whole community...imagine

It's a scam

Confirmed from a reliable source...

Starting from on the 11th,when the uploading starts,how do you know you've been selected as a successful candidate?.because from the post,it was stated there that the screening of agevn height have been done...

After school hours,
Ololade Mr money
Witches
Women
Diamond ring
Home alone
Sunita
Damedra
Nagin
Shole
Jugunu
Abela pupa
Binta my daughter
Egbon mi
Maami
Grasscutter(super story)
Olukoyi
Odada
Eran iya oshogbo
Ologbo iya ijebi
Oluweri
Saworoide
Efunsetan aniwura
Amope olowosibi
Snake girl
Isakaba

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