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@ NaijaFan

Seun has declared he doesn't want a papermoon discussion on this forum, i'll just post that particular message here since he sent it to everyone registered then.

Hello,

Why was the new rule against discussing the death of any nairaland member created? To prevent a repeat of the papermoon debacle.

A Nairaland member "papermoon" created a new account and posted her own obituary. We were all upset at getting the news, and more upset when we discovered that it was a lie.

In the excitement of the situation, In a twist that reminds us of the unfairness of the numerous Lagos mob lynchings, people started accusing me and others of being involved.

To deal with the situation, I quickly created the new rule that forbids the discussion of members' deaths. I also promised to punish any violation after forgiving old offenders.

We can not discuss this story - or any future stories about the death of a Nairaland member- anymore. Now you know why. Please understand.

Thanks,
Seun

By the way dunno watz hard in doing a NL rap up. It's easier gettin all the info cos they are right here.

Why Men Lie!

** One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,” Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

* * The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."

*** * The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No.

*** * The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. "Yes", he replied.

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Angelina Jolie. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is so untrue!" The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Angelina Jolie, you would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, and I love my wife such that I don't want her t o share me with anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes to Angelina Jolie." The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honourable reason and for the benefit of others. , MOSTLY his wife! That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Why Men Lie!

** One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,” Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

* * The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."

*** * The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No.

*** * The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. "Yes", he replied.

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Angelina Jolie. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is so untrue!" The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Angelina Jolie, you would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, and I love my wife such that I don't want her t o share me with anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes to Angelina Jolie." The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honourable reason and for the benefit of others. , MOSTLY his wife! That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

@ Kit,

If I was your coach and you nod Marco in the Chest, besides the ban and fine or whatever, i'll keep you on the bench for a whole season. All season, you'll sweep the stadium and wet the grass

Reason: I'll be short of players for that match, others will work extra hard and will be unsettled by that single "ugly" incident and note that you may not be the only one who has been attacked by the tall fool on pitch, your other teamates may have received insults like, you mama's tits so hard you couldn't suck as a baby . . . and so on. Yo mama jokes on Christino, u gotta be kidding me it gon spur me into action!

@dj

Why not get an esnips account, it doesn't ever expire. www.esnips.com, you can build a downloadable public folder.

@ Lanre,

You hit the nail on the head and saved me 50 lines of hasty posts.

@ Topic,

Materazzi's own may be head butts, i've seen slaps, blows and kicks below the belt by players, i've even seen outright kung fu resulting from verbal assaults and the result has been the physical guy getting a red while the verbal guy gets a treatment and if not too serious returns to the game.

If you have played street football where every rough tackle or clear miss, you hear curses on your mother, you wouldn't raise an eyebrow. There was even a case of two Newcastle United players sparing right there on the pitch, I guess Keiron Dyer was one. In this case why not wait after the final whistle and do it the secondary school way. Showing the cameras how good you are with nodding is the worst way to get a red you surely deserve.

Besides, the aim of an opponent is to unsettle you on pitch and by giving in to utterances, you concede victory to him.

Congo ke? aren't those even twice as woeful? With home advantage they can't but do ojoro. Nigeria may be the worst team in the tourney, but Congo is surely twice an ass.

@ David

The world knows most of our best guys are Igbo, Midfielders especially, I don't know why Sani Lulu had to include his boys by fire by thunder.


@ PDF,

Are you sure of the ages you are posting there? You mean i'm 5 years older than these grannies? I don't get it, my dad looks way younger than 70% of them and he's just 49!

06  Rap Up - Skillz

06 Rap Up - XSi

Hardest Man - Nate Dogg

Bragging rights - Freestyl ft Blaise

@ David

Maybe that's were the problem is coming from, trying to pick from all the states in the federation won't do no good, that's why the country itself is a mad case of chaos - no rythm, cos president has to be yoruba, vice has to be Hausa and Senate president has to be Igbo and all whatnot!

Those boys can't beat Ghana's under 12 team on a good day. No single creativity, please let's not talk about it, it makes me wanna puke. If these guys were our only hopes as in super eagles, we'll drop down to 180 in FIFA ranking within 3 months!

There's a new member on the forum who has about 70+ posts so far.

he goes into as many threads as he can and posts one single line: Na wa oh!

How on earth do we classify such as normal?

If you doubt it, check this link: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/action-profile/u-72724/sa-showPosts/start-32

Meanwhile his name is Oyinboaja.

Are you sure of this? Sasha has an album out, check storm records website.

@ Lexyflexy,

I live in Alimosho, The most populated black Local Government Area in the world


Anyone has Kemistry's pix?

Pls those under 40 grandpas of Flying eagles should cover their heads in shame. The last time Nigeria put up dissapointing display was against Argentina in 2002. Nigeria shoulda lost 20 - 3. Luck was just so harsh on the Gambia.

I hope Naija are not planning to field this team at the world cup, NONE of them will make it to the super eagles in 20 years. What a shame. They cant pass the ball, they can't hold the ball, can't control, above all, can't even score. They do not even deserve to be in the final, a team like this will go down against an argentine team of only 3 players without a keeper (Messi, Tevez and Mascherano, 60 - 0)

Bunch of Crap Players painting the name of the Nation Black. They should go back to selling pepper and groundnuts. Na today I believe say Jazz dey work.

@ Kit,

Na u talk am o, i no mention him name o.

@ Gbade.x

The '06 Rap Up thread: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-38280.0.html

Guys,

Here's the '06 Rap Up thread, it's not a competion, and please don't take whatever you see here serious - don't get personal, it's[b] not a diss session[/b] but a review of what happened on Nairaland in 2006, all the highlights rumours and stuffs like that.

Who goes first?

Davids (Tottenham) ---> Ajax (free)
Oguchi Onyewu ----> Newcastle (loan)
Ronaldo (Real Madrid) ---> Ac Milan (undisclosed < #6million)

@ Lordi, Wigan paid the #2.1m for the under 21 star.

What happened to Ogbuke's deal?

I hope Aghawonder will provide the cutting edge in front of goal.

Let's stop arguing about these players' ages, NL is a popular forum now and those crazy foreign journalists can bump in and create stories out of our comments, remember martins' case.

I know Pius Ikedia as a person (on lion field of course, if you lived in Alimosho between 1995 and 1997, you should know Basket, Pius and Muri formerly of Enyimba), i dared not call him by name back then (it had to be brother), but glory be to God i'm older than him now

If age catches up with the dude, then Wigan'll have to give the world a bad impression about Naija. Martins refused to do a bone test of course lets keep our lips sealed regarding that.

As for Agha, he either proves himself there or end up like. . . em. . . you know that pilot

Lordi,

All Arsenals sound familiar. They speak lyk Arsene!

@ Nigeria1,

Hope your colleague, Makama is not the same Adekunle makama, cos if he is, then we should lock all these threads at once, there ain't no need for a census in a first place. His credibility as an IBB speaheader is less than zero

Check this:

http://ndn.nigeriadailynews.com/templates/?a=2087&z=12

Oh whatever happened to Pasuma, he's an oldie too and deserves to be up there, Ayuba's ma favorite though and though most girls aint proud to say it, we all know how much ya'll love Obesere (don't say he's razz!)

@ Dj-d,

Your selection is very unfair, someone like me can't download cos I don't listen to some o those, please help!

Nice work though, this one is definitely for the dance floors- not for a cripple like me .

p.s: don't get me wrong i want "real" naija hip hop, like rugged, modey, terry and co. . .

Kjay:
don't u think kola's bin quiet mite be a strategy? d guy even calls gimself d bullet

Kola probably has something up his sleeves, but reality shows aren't patient for quiet guys, remember BBA, this rich dude was kicked out cos he was too quiet, all he does was offer sticks of cigarettes to peeps. (4gotten the fine boy's name, he was a manager of a company before then. . .)

If Kola continues to dull the program, i'm afraid he might be kicked out as speculated, he should show some creativity!

  Rap Up 2006 - Skillz

Listen Online or download the MP3 at: http://www.zshare.net/audio/skillz-the-rap-up-2006-mp3.html

What you want me to do?,  sorry,  I'm back (S-K-I-double L-Z)
It's not a diss song,  It's a real song.
It's ya boy SKILLZ,
and I'm fixin to act up
Since ya'll keep askin about the '06 rap up
yea, pull up a chair, i'll tell you what i'm gon do
for you and yours, hold the applause, this is the year in review
steelers stole the superbowl, let's give it up for them
and eminem he gave in,
got married to kim
the violence started hip hop was sorta rolling the dice
you hata's almost stole the life of the homie obie trice (that's right)
and then chappelle's show came back on
but after a few episodes it was clear he was gone
and i hate to see the homie dave go
but i love that show about the spoiled 16 year olds
and two indian chicks,
they damn neared had me cryin'
but she was like, "duh go get your hair done like mine"
what else, uhh let me see
that's around the time when cam came after Jay-Z
the oscar's got down with the p-i-m-p
and 3-6 kept it cool when they was on tv
then T.O. switched teams, but i didn't notice
cause i was getting some, getting some,
you know what i mean
dmx got bagged again, driving while black
while his wife did a hundred with his kids in the back
what you know about that, T.I. made it clear
you might sell but you won't top the king this year
and Joc and Nitty, came with a brand new sound
everybody went to the mall, it was going down
we all did the motorcycle two times with your shoulders
but after tom cruise did it,
for me it was over
Dick Chenney crazy with the 12 guage
and everybody and they mama got a myspace page
and yea we all got the 'itus'
mine is myspace dot com back slash 'your ghost writer'
cheap plug, yea no doubt, take some chicken noodle soup
let it rain,  uh clear it out
and russell and camora they decided to stop it
and ya jeans had to have some designs in the pockets
dallas austin,
yea dude got screwed
we ain't look at T.V. we just went to you tube
everyday i'm hustlin
yea that track was nice
but it's not rap if you just saying the same thing twice
the rumor was rihanna was doing jay
christina milian went public, with Cool and Dre
'just say i' was the first selection
should have named it just say i,
ain't selling no records
and janet jackson flopped hard
her album did so bad that jermaine had to quit his day job
gnarles barkley dropped 'crazy' to the web on purpose
that song was everywhere, even foxy heard it
and cassie and la toya came on the seen
but i was too busy doing my 'shoulder lean'
lil kim came home, from doing the ben
is it me, or when she came out she was looking like 'big'
time to switch up, rappers took it there
wyclef and ludacris, they all cut their hair
and ya boy ne-yo, he went with the baldy of course
but if you seen his hair line, he didn't have no choice
the divorces got bad then downright shook you
first bobby and whitney then k-fed and britney
and k-fed, your rap career is through
ron artest almost sold more cd's then you
nas said hip hop was dead, but northern cats
spent all year trying to bring new york back
ya'll need to lighten up son, get a hug
the only time new york came back was on the flavor of love
and T.O. took pills, tryin to get himself higher
but if your like me, ya got hooked, watchin the wire
man boodie should have looked over his shoulder
and we know because we had the bootleg before the season was over
a lot of rappers got shot, and didn't shoot
word on the street is they got dropped by chris and snoop
pharrell and Kanye put number 1 to work
you looking suspect yae, button up that shirt
ya'll fools must be crazy,
if you thought that i, was going to forget about lil wayne and baby
i know ya'll dudes for being flashy, but with ya'll teeth
now ya'll kissin' , that's just nasty
and mel gibson, he took a loss
your record got no push son, if jay-z was your boss
to get a PS3 , you had to hunt
and snoop got the record for getting arrested the most times in a month
beyonce said dream girls was heaven's sin
but i hear that girl's been dreaming about getting a breath mint
her man HOV came back hot,
he was like i'm so independent flex, that i might buy cops
that's good business jay, do that, yea
cause cops they had two big records this year
ya boy stout, might advise you to go that route
cause everybody was ballin and walkin it out
but not everybody really, cause A.I. he's still ballin, he just ain't doing in philly
kramer dropped the n word, man dude is crazy
so madonna, won't you show him your new baby
justin timberlake brought sexy back
is it me or he was trying to get next to the blacks?
we lost dillon and ed bradley and my man proof
gerald levertt big phil, and professor x too
this a crazy world, hope it's better in heaven
skillz signing out dog, 2000 and 7
Yea

@ Tianshie & dem Judges,

What are you guyz doing? No competition at stake?

There's plenty of fibre to feed on:

1. Nairaland 06 Rap up
2. Nairaland Alphabetical slaughter

You guys should do smth, the whole forum is getting boring especially when we have to share the hip hop forum with strictly metallic rock fans!

See gbade.x and naijafan slugging it out. Cool man, hope you guys have blogs where you post your lyrics. Do a search and copy all your rap lines from Nairaland to a blog, you never can tell when you'll hear someone spit them - sue for compensation! many rappers out there are too lazy to rhyme or they've run outta steam, they have scavengers sieving on bars.

Peeps say Skillz 06 rap up was a flop compared with the previous ones, quite dry maybe but we all know that's what he does best, and as for papoose's slaughter, we can get more rhymes outta that cos we gat pidgin dictionary too. I expect to see everyone freely diss Nairalanders on the Rap up, and please don't leave Seun out, he should get the fun outta it too. Expecting to see ya threads!

I'm doing a rap up 06 compilation for the HNIC Ray power 100.5 FM '06 rap up. I hear the contestants spit, and I tell you mosta them aren't radio worthy, they can't even stand Mukina at her worst how the hell they got to be aired i dunno, obviously we can do better than that. I'll post d lyrics soon. Ya'll keep it hot. Keep doing ur thang, no hating on nobody (are you earning megabucks on hip hop yet? .

Pick your starting XI on the dedicated website.

http://www.ghanavrsnigeria.com/fan_zone.php

@ Radiant,

Still expecting o, keep your promise.

We used to have real horror movies (mostly yoruba) but not anymore.

There were some horror home videos too like (can't remember, this one with Enya's soundtrack, Adiemus)

But since the days of Orun M'oru (Baba Sala), Koto Orun, Agbara Nla and co, Abija, Fadeyi Oloro, Aje ni iya won, Ol boy, Horror movies have turned into love films now adays.

Can't compare with Freddie Vs Jason, Chukky n co.

@ Donz,
Nope man, but i'll try to see. It's on youtube anyway.

There's a hall @ d top of the city mall, but i'm sure it's going to be quite expensive too. The Mall is standard and world class in terms of equipment. The stores are okay too, in fact many Shops at Palm's have an outlet at City Mall as well. The ATM works fine too and the escalators are ever okay, and the gents, tight!

The POS machines work well so there's a common ground for equity with Palm's except for the availability of goods and services and location. Infact on a busy lagos day, you could spend as much as 1 hour driving from City Mall to Shoprite, why not save yourself the stress and stop at City? Besides, getting out of Game is real wahala nowadays.