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kitaun:
I wish my Boss could love me, lol

Radiant:
Fire, is your boss married?

naijafan:
Tha mega-slam at the meth-a-bleeps

Volume 1 - The dress down

Naijafan
I'm n'fan, y'all can please call me the lecturer
I'm about to put this methafuhz through a meth-lecture
Y'all claim to be kickin but you can't even ball, players
Got yo fate sealed like a ram during ileya
I see you guys feelin my barz like you suckin on chocolate
Yet, I come wit one love, but all y'all want to do is player hate
But believe me pussies, I'ma take you out like its a date
deliver fatal punches like i learnt from my dad in the senate
I'm a revolution, i'd betr sign with da ill will (wheel)
bout to show the world who i am, no longer can conceal
I'm like a crazy lecturer, y'all can't step up to my class
even when ya approachin, in a flash, i'd be out like i'm dash
my body's smoking like i wz snoop, doggson's da middle name
my tech hits you so hard you'll ne'er remain the same.
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[Hook]
Hell No!. . .// (no)
who that ugly bitch that be knocking on my door// (door)
tianshit with that worn out panty_hose in her draws// (draws)
begging me like, "please can i suck your cock boo?"// (who?)
aight open wide, close your eyes. . . <click-clack> BOOM!!// (Boom!)
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Magneto
first off, let me saw your breasts off//
dump your asses in the *404, like u was fresh dog//
u lil Hot bitches really trying to flirt a nigga, but//
i don't give a Bleep, 2 fcuks, or even a *meta[/b]fcuks//
your [b]washed out rhymes can't shine, youse a fuckin waste of time//
i'll slam lyrikal holes in your back, leaving u without a spine//
y'all be claimin matadors, so all your talk is bull//
Sniperz appearing on the scene got u crapping hot stool//
tianshit couldn't spit sick with HIV on his lips//
fcukin homo peeped my bars, the nigga started to trip//
now ma name been in your mouth more than faggy_ho's privates//
bitch please, don't let me make u hold slugs like a human clip//
even when u high on viagra, cumming hard is a sad illusion//
thats why your chick gets more pricks than a fuckin pin cushion//
wannabe rap king, (lol!) only ice u got are cubes from mama's fridge//
Bleep around and u'll get buried in the dirt like a tree//
faggy_ho, panty_hole, dude u aint even worth this//
still i'ma rip them nike shoes off'n your running lips//
acting all superstar, with them nursery ass rhymes//
u got more bitch than Olivia, u couldn't take whats mine//
even my weakest bars stay tighter than a virgin//
random punches(line) to your skull gon' leave u "star-gazing"//
rubbing your face with vaseline's the only time u get to shine, punk//
i'ma strap some C4 to your ass, now your sh*t is da bomb//
even your mum knows your wack, she warned ya, but u refused//
heck, u been dumped so many times u should be tagged, "fairly used"//
y'all metafucks couldn't survive this lyrikal carnage//
like a tsunami in your town, your experiencing a sweeping damage//
Da Sniperz got red dots circling your dome like tupac bandannas//
fuckin twitch your lips and u'll get split more than a banana//
quit dropping wack ish, go home n practise, learn some new tactics//
even young Naijafan schooling your asses, like he teaching mathematics//
Lyrikal Sniperz be ripping diapers, like these baby ass (w)rappers//
drowning your rat squeals in our heavy flows, like we the pied pipers//
competition aint existing might as well move on up//
trampling on our slain foes as we access the top//
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Volume 2 - No Mercy

[Hook]
No mercy is what i lyrically spit on enemies
y'all lives' a fcukin mistake, nfan's the remedy
destryin you 'fore you become what u intended to be
and in the future, you'll worship those that descended from me

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Naijafan
paddy_lo, you asked for it, now sit back, relax, and take it in like a man
even if you dedicate a three to me, you wont still be betr than a stan
bitch-ass niggers acting up, trying to step up to the naijafan
y'all betr get out or i'ma crush you wit da rest of my clan
an yea, u kip talkin shit about bitches, i bet you aint got one dude
because everyone in here includin the thread viewers has had sex but you, haha
and hell yea, the one u dreamin off wont turn me on if she had her fcukin clothes off
not strange u thinkin bout her because even yo pic makes me fcukin throw up
and yea, i do lecture idiots. try to teach 'em to fcukin grow up
if you don't want to, i'll change the lesson topics to 'how to fcukin blow up'


tianshie, u think yourself so high, so i aint gon be mild
"i'ma touch yo pregnant bitch n make her give birth to a dead child"
bitch nigger thot he was being funny, went ta join tha girls guild
first got his ass bleeped the night the boy scouts went wild
haha. . u gotta tell your fuckin daughter this one thing
'don't be like your impotent father' 'what u say dad' 'sh*t, i said nothin'
lame bitch, u scared o' tellin her shishi's her father?
the night u was bleeped, u got yo stick ripped off. can't get no betr
i spit sh*t enough to get u confused about da diff between da anus n mouth
even if u said 'think' after your lines, it'll be no betr than a monkey's rant
you's just a fake ass whimp, no doubt about that any day
christino, get this bitch off here, or i'ma do it my way *gun cocks in background*
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Volume 3 - The bye bye

[Hook]
tsk. tsk. tsk. bunch of fcukin lil' ass kids
we coming out {not at you} but you still be getting fits
competition aint existing, we might as well move on up
trampling our slain foes as we access the top
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Naijafan
I lay my hands on the mic and heal it
spit flows so hard, you can feel it
even when i just talk, i'll still shake up the charts
my sh*t gets to yo hearts and rip 'em like darts
got paddy squattin, ready to listen to my linez
yea, you can. the only thin i might require a lil fine
my lizes be rippin yo skin like they was ether
droppin fresh sh*t tearin needles off the metre
steppin up to me, please don't test my skills
hate it or love it, i'ma put u through tha grill
these methafucks be ready to meet they death
nothin original about 'em, they simply factory-rejects


second verse, it gets worse. its iller than a sick-ho
i spit sh*t u can't grab, call me tha lyrical pshycho
even if you go meet tha priest, you can't still pray~on~me
da damage is already done. all you can do is either pay~or~leave
and you gotta pay in blood brother, what a shame~on~thee
got you and your lil ass clique fidgettin at the name~of~me
if bullsh*ttin was a blessin, then i'd rather have a shame~on~me
we hit y'all so hard you thot it was a game~of~three
against one// bitches we don't cheat. we do our thang like its an habit
you can catch us anywhere, we not limited like you gays
please do us a favour and get yo sh*t off our premise
because we be itching to get you guys to your demise
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[Hook]

tianshie:
[b] Touch Down In Hell II
Tha end of competition

@ lyrical slackers

It's that time of tha month so I'm LEAKIN thoughts on tha lyric PAD
squeezin bloody flows through ducts that make my lyrics fab
beware it's on like switches at chernobyl nuclear reactor
tha way I spit at precise angles I should be nicknamed protractor
naijafan couldn't blow up if he had elephantiasis
he only drop hard his lyrics when I'm hacking at his harnesses
I'm so DOPE you gon' need REHAB after this JOINT
I stay on TOP like tha BOTTOM when the anus is moist
spit electric lines shock and then reverse magneto's poles
so tha only sh*t that nigga attract is flies when he flows
this DIAPER WRAPPER aint got SH*T on me
mo'erfucker I peeped your bars now you're trippin like you won tha lotterey
I'll make you see red like pupils embedded in clits
rippin you is easy slowpoke similar to partin a zip
I'm so FLY I got JETLAG when I'm sailin on beats
lyrical slackers on them knees screamin 'Mataduhz beasts!'
you can't contain us like giant mammaries in 'A' cup bras
best you can do is bust a valve,sulk or wish on a star
rock tha spot like mount gibraltar quakin
spit more barz than robben island wit mandela in the can rakin
magneto on QUICKSAND when my lyrics SINK
took my advice about tha 'Think' you fcuken simpleton I'll make your game extinct
this ain't a battle it's a simulation
we through wit these nintendo sh*ts, where's tha satisfaction?
I'm bout ta take a lick.

Chorus
We inflammable spit fire then spit brimstone
torch your maynes then stupid we torch you too
no one can mess with metafuh mataduhz we still tha dons
leave tha lyrical sniperz with 3rd degree burns[/b]

magneto:
Chorus:

Hell No!. . .// (no)
who that ugly bitch that be knocking on my door// (door)
tianshit with that worn out panty_hose in her draws// (draws)
begging me like, "please can i suck your cock boo?"// (who?)
aight open wide, close your eyes. . . <click-clack> BOOM!!// (Boom!)

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first off, let me saw your breasts off//
dump your asses in the *404, like u was fresh dog//
u lil Hot bitches really trying to flirt a nigga, but//
i don't give a Bleep, 2 fcuks, or even a *meta[/b]mess//
your [b]washed out rhymes can't shine, youse a fuckin waste of time//
i'll slam lyrikal holes in your back, leaving u without a spine//
y'all be claimin matadors, so all your talk is bull//
Sniperz appearing on the scene got u crapping hot stool//
tianshit couldn't spit sick with HIV on his lips//
fcukin homo peeped my bars, the nigga started to trip//
now ma name been in your mouth more than faggy_ho's privates//
bitch please, don't let me make u hold slugs like a human clip//
even when u high on viagra, cumming hard is a sad illusion//
thats why your chick gets more pricks than a fuckin pin cushion//
wannabe rap king, (lol!) only ice u got are cubes from mama's fridge//
Bleep around and u'll get buried in the dirt like a tree//
faggy_ho, panty_hole, dude u aint even worth this//
still i'ma rip them nike shoes off'n your running lips//
acting all superstar, with them nursery ass rhymes//
u got more bitch than Olivia, u couldn't take whats mine//
even my weakest bars stay tighter than a virgin//
random punches(line) to your skull gon' leave u "star-gazing"//
rubbing your face with vaseline's the only time u get to shine, punk//
i'ma strap some C4 to your ass, now your sh*t is da bomb//
even your mum knows your wack, she warned ya, but u refused//
heck, u been dumped so many times u should be tagged, "fairly used"//
y'all metafucks couldn't survive this lyrikal carnage//
like a tsunami in your town, your experiencing a sweeping damage//
Da Sniperz got red dots circling your dome like tupac bandannas//
fuckin twitch your lips and u'll get split more than a banana//
quit dropping wack ish, go home n practise, learn some new tactics//
even young Naijafan schooling your asses, like he teaching mathematics//
Lyrikal Sniperz be ripping diapers, like these baby ass (w)rappers//
drowning your rat squeals in our heavy flows, like we the pied pipers//
competition aint existing might as well move on up//
trampling on our slain foes as we access the top//



*
404 = calabar slang for dog meat
meta = '3' in yoruba

naijafan:
The naijafan triology

Volume 2 - No mercy!

[Hook]
No mercy is what i lyrically spit on enemies
y'all lives' a fcukin mistake, nfan's the remedy
destryin you 'fore you become what u intended to be
and in the future, you'll worship those that descended from me

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paddy_lo, you asked for it, now sit back, relax, and take it in like a man
even if you dedicate a three to me, you wont still be betr than a stan
bitch-ass niggers acting up, trying to step up to the naijafan
y'all betr get out or i'ma crush you wit da rest of my clan
an yea, u kip talkin shit about bitches, i bet you aint got one dude
because everyone in here includin the thread viewers has had sex but you, haha
and hell yea, the one u dreamin off wont turn me on if she had her fcukin clothes off
not strange u thinkin bout her because even yo pic makes me fcukin throw up
and yea, i do lecture idiots. try to teach 'em to fcukin grow up
if you don't want to, i'll change the lesson topics to 'how to fcukin blow up'


tianshie, u think yourself so high, so i aint gon be mild
"i'ma touch yo pregnant bitch n make her give birth to a dead child"
bitch nigger thot he was being funny, went ta join tha girls guild
first got his ass bleeped the night the boy scouts went wild
haha. . u gotta tell your fuckin daughter this one thing
'don't be like your impotent father' 'what u say dad' 'sh*t, i said nothin'
lame bitch, u scared o' tellin her shishi's her father?
the night u was bleeped, u got yo stick ripped off. can't get no betr
i spit sh*t enough to get u confused about da diff between da anus n mouth
even if u said 'think' after your lines, it'll be no betr than a monkey's rant
you's just a fake ass whimp, no doubt about that any day
christino, get this bitch off here, or i'ma do it my way *gunshots heard*
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[Hook]

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line 2 in verse 2 was taking from No Mercy by Immortal Technique (line 4, verse 2)
the hook was the same hook used in No Mercy by Immortal Technique
(Judges please note. Sorry for dropping it late, yesterday wasnt easy for me.)