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are you referring to VMware? cos I can't see any such thing on page 5.

r they bigger than 10MB, even if they are, please upload them to yousendit.com and post the link here.

To me their best song is Breathe, but i'll go for ironic by Alanis, anytime.

@ Young

Okay I get.

@ Topic

Who needs Francis Dike - eye of the needle?

@ Mimoh,

I'm downloading Solaris for x86 cos I had to guess. Or is yours SPARC?


@ Adewale

See the error page encountered: [img][/img] where do we go from here?

The odds actually favour Man-U to win, next a draw, but a win for Chelsea is the least you can bet on.

I did bet on a goalless draw, let's see what happens now that Saha has opened the floor.

You mean someone had the guts to score?

Only a fool would also not obey God's simple laws yet believe God exists.


Someone who says there is no God is better off at least compared to someone who says there is God but has broken all the 10 commandments and will do worse. You are either totally for God or totally against God, so if you say there is God, please let your every step reflect that.

Wow, that's some great revelation. a 2 year old idea turned into action can amount to 200 billion naira, Yahoo! boys, where u guys @?

@ adewale

Kindly help get the link against 2moro, i'm using celtel gprs right now, but i'll be on fibre optics 2moro.

@ mimoh,

send me the link 2 d solaris proper, note that i'll have to burn urs on 2 cds cos it's 800MB, the highest cd i have is 700MB, but i'll do it on a FCFS basis.

The ony problem Chelsea will have when Abrahamovic dies ( not praying for that yet) is player wages. With my second all time best player, Michael Ballack leading the thieves!

It's a short career so they gotta make it when they can, no pension!

I understand.

Now that Malcolm Christie's back, Yak can now go ahead and demolish till the end of the season, mark my words, Yak will score 20 goals this season.

Eye of the needle - Francis Dike,

This song has been on repeat since Thursday and i ain't getting tired, reminds me of Pac Nas and Eminem.

LOL

I predicted 2-1 while Amodu predicted 3-1, Amodu, you be winch?

Sorry Mukina

Double heartbreak, pele

Someone tell wenger again, The fear of Anelka (an ex clubstar) is the fear of wisdom. Expect more heartbreaks from the likes of Kanu, wiltord and people who have been kicked out of teams all because they were surplus to requirements when they had their hearts in there.

Anelka's was an exception (cos he left greedily) but three people are the most likely to score against you in any match and if they don't they'd play like their hearts depended on it.

1. A player on good form

2. An ex club mate

3. A player returning after an injury or a debutant (or someone playing his first game of the season)

Bellamy has done that this season, so has kilbane and Anelka and I expect to see more. Yak did that 2 pompey last season too, i'll lose count if i start, that's a bitter but true lesson, never sell good players to your league, send them 2 Qatar. Okocha will end Sam's career if they ever get 2 meet again. FYI J-J dribbled 8 players and scored a fantastic goal just last week, you need to see that man, and quit comparing the Le God with someonelse.

kitaun:
Hey Chris, long time, wetin dey happen to your team naw? Boro go don give u multiple heartaches, abi i lie?

My boys are winning the premiership for sheezy, just waiting for christie, maccarone and Yak to hit form, Viduka's always there and has the Lord liveth, Huth and Woodgate will hold the defence line well while Arca and Downing will do lots of damage in the midfield, don't know why Southgate keeps benching Mendieta sef. Goalie as usual is always ready.

We are winning the Premiership

Thursday, November 23, 2006
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Wednsday, November 22, 2006
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Simon Gillet Southampton AFC Bournemouth Loan
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
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James Krause Ipswich Town Carlisle United Loan


Monday, November 20, 2006
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Adam Smith King's Lynn Peterborough United Loan


Saturday, November 18, 2006
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Friday, November 17, 2006
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Thursday, November 16, 2006
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
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Monday, November 13, 2006
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Daryl McMahon Leyton Orient Notts County Loan


Friday, November 10, 2006
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Colin Healy Barnsley Bradford City Loan
Matt Heath Coventry City Leeds United Loan
Julian N'Da Accrington Stanley Free Released


Wednesday, November 8, 2006
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Abel Xavier Free Middlesbrough Free
Martin Cranie Southampton Yeovil Town Loan
Ross Gardner Nottingham Forest Port Vale Loan
Shaun Whalley Witton Albion Accrington Stanley Loan


Tuesday, November 7, 2006
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Rory McArdle Sheffield Wednesday Rochdale Loan


Monday, November 6, 2006
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Leo Fortune-West Rushden & Diamonds Shrewsbury Town Loan


Friday, November 3, 2006
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Mark Hughes Free Chesterfield Free
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Jack Cork Chelsea AFC Bournemouth Loan
Stephen Gleeson Wolverhampton Wanderers Stockport County Loan
Tommy Hannigan Notts County Alfreton Town Loan
Jason Kennedy Middlesbrough Boston United Loan
Ian Miller Ipswich Town Boston United Loan
Conal Platt AFC Bournemouth Morecambe Loan


Thursday, November 2, 2006
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Neill Collins Sunderland Wolverhampton Wanderers Loan
Darryl Duffy Hull City Hartlepool United Loan
Jason Jarrett Preston North End Hull City Loan
Tony Kane Blackburn Rovers Stockport County Loan
Andy Lonergan Preston North End Swindon Town Loan
Maheta Molango Brighton & Hove Albion Wrexham Loan
Andy Smith Preston North End Cheltenham Town Loan
Kevin Smith Sunderland Wrexham Loan

Since it's not child abuse over there, then you can go ahead.

For as long as it lasts, you'll be a daddy (step) at least a taste of false fatherhood but you'd be eating the food meant for the "gODs"

Chop carefully o, he who must dine with the devil (hope you know the rest?)

He who must eat the egg in the rock (hope you know the rest)

Sofri sofri o, young daddy. Don't worry about fire get an extinguisher or dial 911.

Safe man. I pity o.

The main link is here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-31479.0.html so refer peeps to this page. Put this link on your website/blog/chat please let's do our best to help a fellow Nigerian get to the top. It's our pride, we'll do that for you too!

Thanks Seun for putting this link on the main page.

The original link is here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-30896.0.html

People, please keep voting and encourage others to do so too. This is our fight.

I can help you with downloads, i'm with a major ISP, so I'm connected directly 2 Sat-3, esp. at night. Ubuntu however took me 3hours 30 minutes to download.

Just send the link. If you stay @ ilupeju, I can drop d CD @ Palmgrove Estate so you can come pick it up.

Meanwhile, I don't want to waste my HD space if i'll need to install XP again ( I already have 2 XP installations on my HDD.)

You mean you wouldn't tell him from the onset that you have kids? Don't be surprised you'll end up loving someone who loves your kids so much they call him Dad, prolly someone you never admired.

A proverb says he who holds a child by the hand holds his mother by the heart. A childhood friend got married to her neighbour last year cos the guy was a father figure to her son. He takes him to school and when she's going out she leaves him with him, sometimes he sleeps off in his place and from there they started off to something good, meanwhile all the guys in the neighbourhood were obviously after her hips (she got them after the baby ) and now they are cool together. The poor boy has no father (his father died even before he was born) and calls him uncle (the naija way) even before he started going out with his mum.

If I would be a step father, the mind frame of the kids would matter. Guys generally don;t appreciate their mum getting married to another man, of course until when they are about leaving the home also, just to make sure someone takes care of her, but GIRLS are more jealous when it comes to dad marrying another wife. Girls always girls!!!

So how much space do I need to budget for VMWare and WinXP installation? I wish i could just refer VMware to my existing XP installation so I can use Ubuntu all the time.

I don't have much HDD space left cos my 60GB laptop HDD is almost gone even though I've burnt most of my irrelevant files on DVD, not much space to spare anymore, I partitioned 6GB for linux, 5Gb for the OS and 1.5GB for swap space.

Help me o.

Sorry sir, it's gonna be a walkover. Arsenal 7 - Bolton -0

(I see israel scattered all over the battlefield like a flock without a shepherd? remember?) - the funky prophet!

Olympique Lyonnais

Chelsea

Barca

May be Fergie arranged defeat against Southend. Thank God Bremen is a top-German team also, they went in tit for tat and were "lucky"

@ Kit,

I remember predicting Chelsea's fall @ old trafford including the goalscorer (fletcher) I was turned into a clown and after the final whistle, peeps were too proud to make comments.

Arsenal Blackburn (5-3) when the gooners were on form. Arsenal were down 1 - 3 at first half and I placed a bet on the game that The gooners would win 5 - 3. Peeps thought that would be the end of their unbeaten run, but man, I had my reasons.

Predictions are bound to fail. We are not God, only that premiership games (football generally) has become more predictable nowadays. Predictions are woeful when they don't favour you - it's accepted, but those are my predictions.
I don't expect you to accept that just like I won't accept yours, but mouth watering clashes in the premiership have ended (0-0 and 0-1) and outright wins have ended (0-2 and 0-3) so what do I say?

Tuface last decade?

Why you should not believe in God(and other atheistic resources online): http://skeptically.org/againstreligion/id2.html

Please take your time to read this whether or not you believe in God. It's worth the time. This should either strengthen your belief in what you believe or discredit it, either way.

Interpretation of Pascal's Wager:

A satirical story, quite enjoyable, that arrives at the conclusion that only a fool would take Pascal's wager.


A truly astounding example of the power of philosophy that shows Pascal to be off 180°, or one can in a well constructed satirical dialogue arrive at the same place.

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:

John:
"Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."

Mary:
Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me:
"Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss His ass?"

John:
"If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, He'll kick the shit out of you."

Me:
"What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"

John:
"Hank is a billionaire philanthropist. Hank built this town. Hank owns this town. He can do whatever He wants, and what He wants is to give you a million dollars, but He can't until you kiss His ass."

Me:
"That doesn't make any sense. Why, "

Mary:
"Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million dollars? Isn't it worth a little kiss on the ass?"

Me:
"Well maybe, if it's legit, but, "

John:
"Then come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me:
"Do you kiss Hank's ass often?"

Mary:
"Oh yes, all the time, "

Me:
"And has He given you a million dollars?"

John:
"Well no. You don't actually get the money until you leave town."

Me:
"So why don't you just leave town now?"

Mary:
"You can't leave until Hank tells you to, or you don't get the money, and He kicks the shit out of you."

Me:
"Do you know anyone who kissed Hank's ass, left town, and got the million dollars?"

John:
"My mother kissed Hank's ass for years. She left town last year, and I'm sure she got the money."

Me:
"Haven't you talked to her since then?"

John:
"Of course not, Hank doesn't allow it."

Me:
"So what makes you think He'll actually give you the money if you've never talked to anyone who got the money?"

Mary:
"Well, He gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you'll get a raise, maybe you'll win a small lotto, maybe you'll just find a twenty-dollar bill on the street."

Me:
"What's that got to do with Hank?"

John:
"Hank has certain 'connections.'"

Me:
"I'm sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game."

John:
"But it's a million dollars, can you really take the chance? And remember, if you don't kiss Hank's ass He'll kick the shit out of you."

Me:
"Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to Him, get the details straight from Him, "

Mary:
"No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."

Me:
"Then how do you kiss His ass?"

John:
"Sometimes we just blow Him a kiss, and think of His ass. Other times we kiss Karl's ass, and he passes it on."

Me:
"Who's Karl?"

Mary:
"A friend of ours. He's the one who taught us all about kissing Hank's ass. All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times."

Me:
"And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Hank, that Hank wanted you to kiss His ass, and that Hank would reward you?"

John:
"Oh no! Karl has a letter he got from Hank years ago explaining the whole thing. Here's a copy; see for yourself."







From the desk of Karl

Kiss Hank's ass and He'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.
Use alcohol in moderation.
Kick the shit out of people who aren't like you.
Eat right.
Hank dictated this list Himself.
The moon is made of green cheese.
Everything Hank says is right.
Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
Don't use alcohol.
Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.
Kiss Hank's ass or He'll kick the shit out of you.
















Me:
"This appears to be written on Karl's letterhead."

Mary:
"Hank didn't have any paper."

Me:
"I have a hunch that if we checked we'd find this is Karl's handwriting."

John:
"Of course, Hank dictated it."

Me:
"I thought you said no one gets to see Hank?"

Mary:
"Not now, but years ago He would talk to some people."

Me:
"I thought you said He was a philanthropist. What sort of philanthropist kicks the shit out of people just because they're different?"

Mary:
"It's what Hank wants, and Hank's always right."

Me:
"How do you figure that?"

Mary:
"Item 7 says 'Everything Hank says is right.' That's good enough for me!"

Me:
"Maybe your friend Karl just made the whole thing up."

John:
"No way! Item 5 says 'Hank dictated this list himself.' Besides, item 2 says 'Use alcohol in moderation,' Item 4 says 'Eat right,' and item 8 says 'Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.' Everyone knows those things are right, so the rest must be true, too."

Me:
"But 9 says 'Don't use alcohol.' which doesn't quite go with item 2, and 6 says 'The moon is made of green cheese,' which is just plain wrong."

John:
"There's no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As far as 6 goes, you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."

Me:
"Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made of rock, "

Mary:
"But they don't know if the rock came from the Earth, or from out of space, so it could just as easily be green cheese."

Me:
"I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory that the Moon was somehow 'captured' by the Earth has been discounted*. Besides, not knowing where the rock came from doesn't make it cheese."

John:
"Ha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know Hank is always right!"

Me:
"We do?"

Mary:
"Of course we do, Item 7 says so."

Me:
"You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the list is right because Hank dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated it because the list says so. That's circular logic, no different than saying 'Hank's right because He says He's right.'"

John:
"Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come around to Hank's way of thinking."

Me:
"But, oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"

Mary:
She blushes.

John:
"Wieners, in buns, no condiments. It's Hank's way. Anything else is wrong."

Me:
"What if I don't have a bun?"

John:
"No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong."

Me:
"No relish? No Mustard?"

Mary:
She looks positively stricken.

John:
He's shouting. "There's no need for such language! Condiments of any kind are wrong!"

Me:
"So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it would be out of the question?"

Mary:
Sticks her fingers in her ears."I am not listening to this. La la la, la la, la la la."

John:
"That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat that, "

Me:
"It's good! I eat it all the time."

Mary:
She faints.

John:
He catches Mary. "Well, if I'd known you were one of those I wouldn't have wasted my time. When Hank kicks the shit out of you I'll be there, counting my money and laughing. I'll kiss Hank's ass for you, you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater."

With this, John dragged Mary to their waiting car, and sped off.

My brother, i've argued this topic somewhere on Nairaland before and can't go over it.

I WAS ONCE AN ATHEIST after experiencing "burnout" going to church 14 times a week!

I stumbled across Pascal's wager, and I concluded it was rational enough.

Make no mistake, i'm a little lower than Math's Major guys, so if you understand the mathematical implications you'll agree with me that upon all the objections and loopholes, it's better to believe that there is a true God and read his laws in the Holy books.

Warning: do not worship God because it's a better wager, worship him in truth and in spirit, your life is the holy book other's will refer to.

Read up Pascal's wager, God or no God.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal's_Wager

or

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/pascal-wager/#4

and why the surprise that so many people don't believe in God, it's a sign of the end times.

The love for God will grow cold, many fake prophets and leaders, TECHNOLOGY & SCIENTIFIC discoveries (like the big bang and other stuffs) will MULTIPLY - what's happening today that the Bible has not warned us of? And why is it that most Atheists have their roots from Christianity?

Nas and Pac are Moslems and it's great to know they believe in God.


Signin out!
(Faithful Pac Follower)

I gat shot 5 times but i'm still breathing
Living proof there's a God if you need a reason

- Tupac, Letter to my unborn Child.

Fletcher is still alive, and hopefully, Mikel will be on ground to entertain the devils.

Goals from unexpected players are expected, as usual- if any. The driest game of the season!

Man U - 0   Chelsea - 0

"the prophet of doom?"

Hero of the day: Ballack
Villain of the day: Saha


Arsenal return to their number one enemy, the wanderers, even without Okocha.
Big Sam has lost matches recently, but in the presence of an ex gooner, Anelka, they should see some ressurection.
I fear the beast's ressurgence after his first goal this week, but more fear from Anelka has he proves his point this weekend.

Bolton- 2 Arsenal -1

Hero of the day: Campo
Villain of the day: Adebayor (as always, the killer)