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AutosRe: Hurry Now, Toyota Camry 2007 At Affordable Pricing by chukzyfcbb(op): 9:37am On Apr 26, 2018
Cosplay:
Is this a salvaged vehicle?
Call to meet for inspection, all documents will be given for inspection.
I advise you come with a mechanic, as we will be very transparent with you
Fashion/Clothing MarketBetter Lace na Money kill am. For Big Gurls/Women Only!!! (UPDATED) by chukzyfcbb(op):
All PICS in this thread was LAST UPDATED on
13th JUNE 2018


Get this beautiful 3d flower designed lace.
Its unique and trending. All for

5000naira per yard
blouse length (1 and quarter) = 6250
4yards = 20,000 naira.

DM me.......

EducationRe: Nursery School Charges Over 2 Million Per annum (See Cost Breakdown) by chukzyfcbb: 5:39pm On Apr 24, 2018
2m per annum for primary school. wetin dem dey learn for primary school sef.

its from Jss1 that the real education begin. anyways the school has their target at the upper class.

You can't be earning 12million per annum and be paying 2m in school fees per child. you are a dumbo.

I don't expect anybody earning less that 2m per month to step foot there, otherwise you are living beyond your means.
NYSCRe: FG Set To Increase Allowance Of Corpers - NYSC DG by chukzyfcbb: 5:25pm On Apr 24, 2018
election campaign strategy. I see through your lies and bull shi.t
LiteratureRe: Fredrick Nwabufo: Chimamanda Adichie Will Lead Women To ‘Hell’ by chukzyfcbb: 5:07pm On Apr 24, 2018
ucee64:
The more you meet people like this woman or even hear her talk the more you understand why Noah took more of Animals instead of Humans into his ark...
haha guy you get bad mouth o
RomanceRe: What Is The Core Reason Why You Got Married Or Intend To Get Married? by chukzyfcbb: 4:50pm On Apr 24, 2018
Very simple!
Men marry so they can have regular LEGAL Sex and satisfy the society from tagging them bachelor....

Women marry to have a man take over their financial burden and to have kids.

No more No less.
All those talk about love or co are all bullshi.ts!


As for me....

FoodRe: Foods That Can Help You Look Younger by chukzyfcbb: 4:07pm On Apr 24, 2018
Yea right. Chocolate could help anti aging process
but its bad for your teeth.

As a kid I & my siblings sufffered tooth problems due to excess chocolate consumption.
CelebritiesRe: Bambam Realises N25m From “Bam Beauty Oil‘’ Launch by chukzyfcbb: 4:02pm On Apr 24, 2018
u made 25m in revenue not 25milliom in profits. her profit could just be 20%.

Stop hating on Miracle!
SportsRe: "Mikel Obi Not Helping His Family" - His Cousin, Obiekezie Chukwuemeka by chukzyfcbb: 12:38pm On Apr 24, 2018
The holy book says the first person to speak in court is adjudged to be correct until his opponent begins to question him.

I can't judge this case until we hear mikels side of the story.

I remember when Emmanuel Adebayors family was castigating him for not helping them, then when adbeyaor began to give expository story of how much he has been giving the family and how they expect some sort of monthly million stipend from him, I pitied him.

His sister took the house he gave them mis managed it and put it in ruins. The story is online, you can google it.

Sometimes these footballers have invested so much into these familyx but the family sees u as a cash cow. so no amount you give them is exactly enough. Emmanuel Adebayor is an example
CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Appreciates All Who Made #bbnaija 2018 The Biggest Yet On The Continent by chukzyfcbb: 12:24pm On Apr 24, 2018
Ebuka would have been paid nothing less than 10m/month.

so he deserves all the vacay he can get, he conjoined with Mnet to scam Nigerians.
HealthRe: "I Have HIV But I Am Still Beautiful" - South African Lady Celebrates Herself by chukzyfcbb: 2:00pm On Apr 23, 2018
I sure say some guys go still wan do, after seeing this your raunchy pix...

Your honey pot is a danger zone, even if you like wear micro Mini skirt or see through leggings.
HIV? nah nah

CelebritiesRe: Monica Friday's Friend Enters "One Chance" Car (Photo) by chukzyfcbb: 1:58pm On Apr 23, 2018
if na me I go tell driver make I'm open boot make I see the dollar.

If I no see any dollar, of course there is none.
I go waka without paying him the transport fare
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Lady Offers Her Body To Miracle For Winning BBNaija by chukzyfcbb: 1:51pm On Apr 23, 2018
Gold digger.

CelebritiesRe: Photoshopped Wedding Picture Of Miracle And Cee-C by chukzyfcbb: 11:39am On Apr 23, 2018
Mehn guys are talented with Photoshop, its so well done.
TravelRe: Man Rides Bicycle Taller Than A Bus On Lagos Road (pics) by chukzyfcbb: 11:49pm On Apr 22, 2018
spartan117:
How does he maintain balance when the bicycle is static seeing that his legs can't reach the ground?
he can't. This pic was taken for the gram obviously, he has to always be on the move!
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija : CeeC Is Nigeria's Most Bitter Woman According To Google Search by chukzyfcbb: 11:46pm On Apr 22, 2018
nanakgh:
Granted CeeC is a crazy woman..but if you're able to tame the shrew and harness that fire you'll have a powerhouse of a woman behind you.
you can't tame such people, most especially a female lawyer. They have been trained not to tolerate rubbish.
And in CeeC's case, that training has left her default settings HIGH!
FoodRe: 4 Ways Nigerians Are Endangering Their Lives With Food They Eat by chukzyfcbb: 10:36pm On Apr 22, 2018
yeyerolling:
what african country. Abeg na china nd europe
no mind am.
which African country fit supply us chicken, dem don baff.


The thing is hunger dey the land so Nigerians will opt for cheaper alternatives. the other day people were digging out frozen chicken that custom officials had buried somewhere in PH.

FoodRe: 4 Ways Nigerians Are Endangering Their Lives With Food They Eat by chukzyfcbb: 10:31pm On Apr 22, 2018
That's true especially for the beans. I remember few years ago, UK or so reject our beans after it was found to contain chemicals that are dangerous to human consumption.

The beans that was to be exported found its way to our local market. and who will buy it?
You and I.


Na we go chop all the rejected beans, God EPP us.

InvestmentRe: Shares (stocks) Or Mutual Funds? by chukzyfcbb: 5:10pm On Apr 22, 2018
whitebeard:
so what about someone within the age 20-27 which do u recommend
.
are you investing for passive income or you are investing because you don't have any use for the money yet.

If you are investing because you don't have use for the money now, then cool any amount would do.
Presently 1million could give u 120k per annum.

However if you are investing for passive income (side hustles) Then you need Plenty owo, at least above 1m. Eg say you invest 20million, you are guarantee nothing less that 2.5m per annum. I know some people will tell you that you can make more investing 20m else where.
but the truth is how safe are those investment. Tbills/Mutual funds is where u can dump billions and go and sleep without fear.

Like dotcom....said above diversify bro
no one knows the next asset that would become the oil money in future
InvestmentRe: Shares (stocks) Or Mutual Funds? by chukzyfcbb: 5:04pm On Apr 22, 2018
dotcomnamename:
I will tell you what i did, only if you will listen.

(1) I invested millions same figure in both Treasury Bills and Mutual Funds and i can confirm that i've never regret investing on them. Your money is very SAFE. All you need is to visit your bank and tell them you want to invest in Treasury bills. They will definitely want to convince you to leave your money in your bank account or fixed it, but insist that its your money and that is what you want to do with your money. Secondly, visit any StanbicIBTC Bank and tell them that you want to invest in Money Market Funds, they will tell you their requirements and open the account for you. You will be able to log in to your account at anytime and see how your money is growing. It is very very simple an enjoyable. As a matter of fact i don't live in Nigeria and i did both Treasury Bills and Mutual funds from here online. Its so sweet!



PLEASE NOTE: The last one below depend on your risk appetite:

(2) I invested in different cryptos and i threw my hardware wallet on top my ceiling until one of the cryptos's price can by me lambo! grin wink cheesy

A plot of land is also an option but make sure you buy it through Property Lawyer, forget all those property agents... wink

In Summary- DIVERSIFY.. The smart way to save and invest is diversification, spreading your money between different kinds of investments (called 'asset classes') and different kinds of investment product helps reduce the risk of your overall investments wink
bros u have said it all.....U don summarize every every
InvestmentRe: Shares (stocks) Or Mutual Funds? by chukzyfcbb: 4:59pm On Apr 22, 2018
engrhorla:
You are fantastically correct.

Though, shares, stocks and treasury bills are good forms of investment.

But if you want a zero risk plus high RoI on your money, go for lands.

To reduce the risk, go for lands sold by registered real estate development firms such as Adron Homes..chat me for more info
lool oga marketer.

You call investment in land ZERO RISK? LOOL
So if Land is Zero risk, what's Treasury bills that's backed the by the Govt.

I dey see as u take dey market your land, kwantinu
InvestmentRe: Shares (stocks) Or Mutual Funds? by chukzyfcbb: 4:51pm On Apr 22, 2018
onyokometer:
Bros abeg use your cash and buy land,sale after two years. Shares or mutual fund na nonsense. The ones I bought ten years ago deprecated and is still depreciating. I regret,had it been I bought land with those money. Ibtc mutual fund,zenith mutual fund etc na nonsense. ......no gain at all.
its nonsense when you are investing with peanuts :-)

Someone is smiling to the bank every year with his millions. The same land you speak of. I know of some that hasn't improved in price in that last 2yrs.

Same goes for shares. Why I dey even waste my time replying you sef. na me make mistake

Na where your level of knowledge reach, u go stay in
InvestmentRe: Shares (stocks) Or Mutual Funds? by chukzyfcbb: 3:22pm On Apr 22, 2018
As a novice, Invest in mutual funds use the profit to invest in stocks...But first do your research to find coys that are stable in the last few years.


Meanwhile I hear MTN will be launching their IPO this June/July. I will say watch out for that it promises to be fruitful.
EventsRe: 10 Ways Instagram Wedding Pages Frustrate Broke People (MEME Collections) by chukzyfcbb: 3:09pm On Apr 22, 2018
lool.
If you like spend 30billion on your wedding, after few months people would stop talking about it and another persons own would begin to trend.

Spend within your limit, So you can give your kids the best life has to offer.

Some would spend 20m for reception, then after wedding your wife and kids will be jumping Danfo/wasting money on uber or taxify while u cruise around in your car gotten from bachelor days.

You are a certified f.ck boy!

CelebritiesRe: Bizzyaski Kisses A Sex Doll, States Why It's Better Than Baby Mama by chukzyfcbb: 2:57pm On Apr 22, 2018
lienus wey just wan trend.

After for night, you go on a booty call. Coming online to fake Mr Macho but at night you surrender to Olosho.

Fake ass Muthaf.cker

CelebritiesRe: Onyii Alex Slays In Tight Outfit, Zubby Michael Reacts by chukzyfcbb: 2:45pm On Apr 22, 2018
if they attack you now in your car, you will complain its the handwork of the devil.

But na you dey use your hand invite devil come your domain. Issorite

RomanceRe: As A Guy, How Do You Handle A Woman Who Is Not Impressed By Money? by chukzyfcbb: 2:27pm On Apr 22, 2018
attention!!!

Give her attention. pay attention to the tiniest of details.

If she changes ear rings, tell her something specific bout earnings. If she changes hairdo, tell her something specific about her new hairstyle.

don't just say something generic. Oh I like your hair its nice.


Girls Love attention, and sadly not too many guys give them these.
If she said something in the past about an idea or project, talk about it. Be a good listener

However these doesn't imply that you should be a zombie and follow her like a mumu. Get a life but give her the needed attention
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Alex Mother's Kitchen By Dano Milk (Pictures) by chukzyfcbb: 2:11pm On Apr 22, 2018
Girls sef, una too form

so why she dey cry now. U no fit just smile in happiness. everything na cry.

dem change your kitchen looks , cry
dem present you with gift. cry
dem propose to you, cry
you see a popular 9ja musician. cry

Abeg gerrarahere with ya fake emotions

CrimeRe: Man Who Snatched Bag Of A Bank Customer In Lagos Beaten By Mob by chukzyfcbb: 11:07am On Apr 22, 2018
Shedrack777:
they don't have to have beaten him since the bag was snatched from a woman. because women no suppose carry money waka
stop trying to write comments like NwaAmaikpe, Mugu!

"they don't have to have beaten him"
Example of a Lazy Youth.
CelebritiesRe: Shan George Celebrates Her 48th Birthday With New Photos by chukzyfcbb: 12:01pm On Apr 21, 2018
this woman is in her 50's
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: The Look On Anto's Face As Lolu Takes A Photo With A Fan by chukzyfcbb: 9:58am On Apr 21, 2018
I doubt she cares coz in her words;
"I am a grown woman, I dun fuc.ked a lot of nig.gas"

so she's been there, done that
HealthRe: Tramadol Is Killing My Friend. How Can We Help? by chukzyfcbb: 10:57pm On Apr 20, 2018
Nnaabros:
What kind of peer pressure pushes people into taking drugs? Sorry if I sound ignorant here, but I don't just seem to understand.
no mind them always blaming peer pressure.
Instead of them to say they gave in to their lustful desires, they will blame peer pressure..
who no get peer pressure as a teen. If I tell op the ones I overcome him go know say him tram story na child's.

Don't mind them blaming peer pressure.

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