₦airaland Forum

ShyCypher:
You must still be hoodwinked.

How much does it take to make a track? Especially if the producer is a friend or a regular - you can voice on credit sef.

Worse still, what if the song has been recorded previously like a year ago & just being released? Do you think artistes drop all they have at once?

You must be new here.


Person don rundown finish yu dey here dey make excuse. A Nigerian artiste will use 'brokeness' as publicity stunt? She no see Davido private jet or some other beef for attention abi? Keep tellin' yurself anythin' to feel good you hear?

Cynthia Morgan broke asfuck.

Last time she came to za club in the area, she came without her personal ride but on a hired ride.

She damn broke, that song was just to cash in on the publicity. Her range was stolen and she couldn't even afford a Camry 2.2

all these lifestyle na wash

to even board buses for some Lagos bustop at the close of work, na die.

If you are not physically fit, you go sleep for busstop.

Even at Night, the passengers will be in a hurry to go home, like say no be rest dem dey go rest.

Everyone here is always in a hurry, that's why we drive like maniacs here on the road.

One day I tried to drive without using horns, it was impossible, psychos everywhere.

In lagos if you have not mastered how to drive bumper to bumper especially in traffic, O Boi u never sabi drive lol

24hoursreporter:
Bro, you should have read it very well. There is computer science under engineering. Check it out. You must be a computer guy, see as you dey agitate for your course. lol

Lool, ohh I guess I was too fast,

No computer science?

Haha this guy is a joker. Software is eating every goodamm thing.

Our work is being simplified daily due to robots, or apps.

Every thing is going CLOUD, wireless

IOT becoming the bane of our existence, everything we use getting connected to the internet or being remotely driven and you didn't think IT is marketable?

I laugh at your sorry a.ss because if you are not observant enough to start inculcating Tech skills, soon your job will be taken away from you and replaced by robots which will be managed by IT professionals

spenca:
With the next MPC meeting around the corner, no one can be sure of the outcome but it is likely there will be a hold on the MPR, nonetheless foreign investors are exiting hence the government needs to start making this bills attractive. Coupons may rise about 100-300 basis point in coming months. My sincere position is lock into shorter tenors if you have low liquidity so you do not miss out on better rates going forward or sell at a discount.

Due diligence is advised

How are you sure that foreign investors are leaving? The reports are showing that capital importation in the first quarter is over 17% and 590% Year on year.

I am yet to see a report to show a reduction in capital importation. So far, I don't think foreign investors are leaving.

I am a little skeptic if rates are going to ever go so high this year because the reserves has been built to a point where it can absorb any shocks.

Although election will bring about uncertainty to the stock market which will produce a resultant effect into the inflationary rare. I think the robust external reserves will be used to fight against inflation by supporting these coys and those who will be needing lots of dollars during this election both for legit and illegitimate purposes.

for now my fingers are crossed....

47bn in external reserves is enough power bro!

live4ever:
Anyone with increased BP should just blend garlic and ginger with acv and honey. mix all together and take two table spoon in hot water as tea twice daily.

you can Google for more details.

check your BP again after three days.

Thank me later.

Na story you dey talk.

My p man do all that, even dey chop raw bitter leaf, dey exercise, dey do regular checkup, dey avoid red meats, yet I'm still kpai for foreign land.

I mentioned foreign land, so u no go quickly interject say na Naija hospital no do well.
Dem Yankee docs couldn't do shii when he dropped.

I will say the key thing is to be Stress Free!

Stress is No1 killer and cause, most patients who are aware take on active lifestyle but stress and worry for the better life can hamper all efforts to healthy living.

Remember the life expectancy age in 9ja is short bout 51/52.

valentineuwakwe:
am just surprise. .imagine small bayelsa wey no even reach three LGAs in lagos state in terms of population is passing through all these drama. . .with huge allocations and 13% oil derivation money, what is happening. .we are not talking about the workers being owed for months now, now it's NDU staffs. .yeye civil service reform my foot. .

I tire bros.

That state earns so much. with very tiny population yet still under developed. I remember okonjo iweala mentioned it as one of the states in nigeria with a higher per capita income than Ghana.

That state is really performing below par.

From frying pan to fire.
What Unai Emery couldn't do, dem no born Tuchel well to do so

The Ogs, The ballers and the Shotcallers.

The movers and the shakers of the industry must have sent Nobel threatening message, Now he is singing another tune.

Started off with Hardcore Rap tweets now his tweets are RnB like, lol

#If you fight corruption in Nigeria, Corruption will fight you back. lool
#Nobel must have been warned

eliadekx:
So

This one na 3course meal o, five times a day prescription. See front lights

Na now u dey call on God God everywhere.

When you dey kpansh wizkid without condom back to back, you no remember God abi.

U been wan trap am with pikin, but wizzy baby toh bad o,, the boi toh smart oh o

You can be the Grand mother and Grandfather too, that's the price you pay for sleeping around

Bossontop:
Lots of respect man.....u don try GGMU

No respect for the GOAT

janellemonae:
Please don't mind dt guy. He clearly doesn't live in Lagos. Maybe he meant ota. Lmao!

its obvious you are not informed on property issues, even in Lagos mainland there are lands of 4-6million naira. The only thing is that its swampy.


Baba ask around bro. people building houses in Lagos aren't necessarily multi millionaires, you just need to be informed to get the best deal

Omololu2121:
abi o,he wants to buy a full plot of land on the mainland, that will have a building on it for 25m

When deeper life bible church bought some lands at gbagada in 2010/2011 they bought some half plot for more than 30 million naira,I'm talking about houses located at diya street,akerele,and those along the road that leads to gbagada general hospital cost more than that

Slow down, if you have 25million and you want a plot of land in surulerez enter my PM!

Let me connect you. Stop saying what you dunno.

In fact lots of land were at 15-20m within that ago palace way Okota last year when I made enquiries, these are my routes so I know wussup

Omololu2121:
where on the mainland will you buy a land of 25m is it Ikeja,akoka,yaba,agege,gbagada abi where exactly.

Even in bariga,land cost more than 25m

Come to Festac, Okota. satellite,Surulere these areas have properties you can get at that price and lower.

and these areas are bubbling areas.

I have given you expo, go and do your own research and find out.

everybody keeps shouting No messi No barca

but the truth is, Barcelona let in 5goals!!!

The fault wasn't from the attackers but from Defenders, how were they able to let in 5goals from such a low club.

With such a defense. no guarantees that barca would have won even with messi.

That Yerry Mina na otu.

#coutinho still kinging

You have been dating her since 2012, 6yrs and counting. No ring,No commitment
just fuvking around based on Boyfriend and Girlfriend.

what did you think? That you own her after 6yrs of foolery?

Dude must be high

Deltatoto:
bros I said a good land na not just land.free land dey village we know.where my house is standing in delta state 25m can’t buy a plot der no be joke bros

Maybe your area is a high brow area, but that doesn't mean there are not other areas with good land. I no dey talk of forest

Land within a developed and bubbling area, na Lagos I dey stay and I know several areas I can use as an example. 25m will get you land in these areas.

I no say some areas go high and maybe na big man area u dey stay

Deltatoto:
25m cannot buy a good land let alone a good house

baba why you dey lie like this now? 25m cannot buy a good land? Na wa for you o

so the people wey dey build house na 100m dem get? So many bubbling areas in Lagos mainland will you get a plot of land at that price or even lower

blessingsonflee:
Why not send Miracle a private message or call his family instead of running to social media. ..Misplaced priorities

if that's you in the dp, i want to say your eyes are very cute.

so you can't call miracle abi or you couldn't send a private message, you had to bring it to the public domain so he can be ridiculed, how smart of you!

#Kiddult

The dude just decided to reconcile the relationship, so that this time around

He can fuu.ck her mercilessly and dump her sorry a.as before she even knows what's going on. This time around, his only objective will be F.ck F.uck F.uck!!! Till he makes sure that he has expanded her Punaniii

That's how the 2nd half of the relationship will be, she's too dumb to see what's coming., that's a xters of Slay Hoe

Not to forget the sermon.

for almost years now, I haven't enjoyed sermon at church (Anglican). I will do a better job at teaching sermon than them priest, they don't delve deep into the word of God.

I won't lie its one of the reasons I enjoy listening to pastors like Chris Oyakhilome/David Ibeyomi even tho I am not a member.

They go very deep, telling you the Greek meaning/Latin meaning, combing the bible to and fro to reveal things you didn't know.

But when I go to a church and you keep preaching sermon as if you are talking to a Sunday school Kid, I get bored because I didn't learn anything new. same ol same ol method

Most of the vicars need total overhaul in the way they dish out sermon.

Money collections oh

- Offertory
- Sunday offering, Building offering
- Tithes and special offering
- Happy Thanksgiving offering
- Birthday/Wedding Thanksgiving offering
- If its first Sunday of the month, New Month Thanksgiving
and Prophetic Offering
- Harvest or any project offering
- Then advertise list of church accounts to pay any dues or pledges made or donations to help some in the church...


If you no go for at least 3offering, and others dey go e go be like say u be akagum!

Offering collection is too damn much
#Anglican member says so

In the varsity, I remember following my friend to a chemist store. He wanted to buy a sex drug enhancer, the attendants were girls and they were just laughing silently, I couldn't stand it I had to leave him and go outside coz other people too were there.

As for buying PADs, I have done that severally and I didn't find anything awkward despite being a guy. In fact I felt more like Mr Caring at the store, lol

HeyCorleone:
My contention exactly.

It's not enough to harrass boys on the street. Infiltrate their systems. Know who they are. Hack the cameras on their laptops. Kill their IP. Crash their systems. All this is possible through hacking.

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Yea that's the concept. Fight them back with the same technologies they think they have mastered.

Trace the links, allies, bank accounts.

They don't understand the concept of the tools they use, so its easy for them to leave traces or for Vulnerabilities to pop up over time

“It made me realise how delicate life is, and as much as we say ‘I will do this or that’ it is inevitably down to God’s will

This sentence really got to me.

Its indeed so true, sometimes we ask God so we can be certain things or reach certain positions but the thing is if its not Gods will for you it won't be a success/it won't happen.

These days, my prayer is mostly centred on "God let thy will be done, if this project/path I am about to take Is your will let it be a success"

Coz in the end, we have have a set path destined for us (his will)

Just two things
- Learning Python programming
- Get certified in ethical hacking and Pen testing

Then Join EFCC Internet Fraud unit.

#Operation bust all internet fraudsters.

what do they know kwanu, if not to use ready available tools like script kiddies,
Prepare the right programming script and penetrate their system.

#Goodriddance

AngelicBeing:
l disagree, Doctors are highly paid with good incentives in the Middle East and all over the Western world, that 1.2million is even a peanut because he just started the job in a very small medical facilities, prior to his leaving Nigeria, he was earning 150,000 per month in Nigeria, if he had worked for one year or more he would have been earning more than that, in that same middle East, some Doctors earn over 3million per month depending on the facilities, your areas of specialisation etc Nigeria Doctors working in Nigeria are not well remunerated, Abeg leave matter jare, he is not coming back to Nigeria again, he vowed never to come, who will be in paradise and prefer to come back to hell

Leave those guys let them keep defending nonsense, exchange rate or no exchange rate.

Medicine as a profession abroad is big time bucks!.
IT is steady coming up, with everything going cloud and software based.

ICT as a profession may just take the No1 spot

xamuelotu:
u don't get rich by earning salary. ask urself why do consultant that are being paid almost half a million still complain of not earning enough? is because there compare themselve with other doctor abroad. let say ur a doctor in uk and u earn 10k which is about 3.7mil by the time govt start taxing u for ur car, house, u start buying expensive item here and there u will realise that there is little different b/w here and there. I think the issue is our govt inability to pay our doctor other bonuses like earn allowance,overtime, etc

Oga park one side!
You just dey justify the filth in our system.

According to behavioural psychologist, Dan ariely. If you changed neighbourhood to a more expensive neighbourhood, like going from Mainland to Island, you find yourself questioning prices and at least for a year you will be Living a very prudent lifestyle.

He calls this a Price anchor! Likewise if you came from Nigeria and started working in the UK, You cannot be spending like the typical BRITS, why?
You already have a price anchor conditioned while u were in Nigeria.

With that said, DOCTORS abroad are amongst the best earning profession, Yes you will get taxed but you will live a very very comfortable life! Stop all these threats about Taxing. spending in pounds , its Nansense really.

I am yet to see a Broke 9ja Dr who is practicing abroad. Most of them have houses scattered in 9ja

If you are a doctor and you are still in naija, you are a goat! How much is the useless salary you are paid?

You don't even have any social benefit, what exactly do you gain for being a Dr here.


Baba enter USA go touch money.

If you are a practicing doctor in USA Baba you will be made for life!!!

6figures straight. The money you will make as a Dr in 5yrs in USA, your peers here cannot make it in 20-30years.

The other time it was Canadian doctors complaining that they at OVER PAID, you heard me right "OVER PAID"!!!

And you are here going on strike for useless maybe 200,000naira/month

Like I said, if you are a doctor and still see Naija as hope for your medicinal pursuit. YOU ARE A GOAT!

Mariangeles:
You want them to ban the importation of tomato paste so the local manufacturers can triple the price abi...? 'Cause that is exactly what's going to happen...

Unfortunately that's the only way they can thrive.

Because they can never compete with imported tonates from China, never.

cost of manufacturing in Nigeria is pretty.

Which is why GOVT should help improve the cost of doing business, at least gradually in areas of FOREX and reduced LOAN rates. let them forget bout power, security roads and focus on these two first since they can't handle it all