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PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Might Be Right: Compare And Contrast Between New And Old Buhari by chukzyfcbb: 5:55pm On Oct 03, 2017
If you have an O'level or you are a graduate at least and you believe in this bull sh.it.
You are a disgrace to your parents and your institution. It shows how far your brain has been exposed to cognitive thinking

Conspiracy Theorist. same way they use illuminati to explain every damn thing in the world
HealthRe: A Nigerian Family Of Doctors Based In The US (Photos) by chukzyfcbb: 4:48pm On Oct 03, 2017
ifyain:
It is just survival instinct , if you are not in medical line in America, getting a good job is difficult.
same thing I said here.
Its all about the mulla.

We naija are after the money, so its natural that They all after the highest paying profession in USA which is the medical field.

FashionRe: Ankara Style A Tailor Said Is N85,000 (Pictured) by chukzyfcbb: 7:38pm On Oct 02, 2017
The only reason why that clothe could cost that much is because of the time she took to "stone" the clothe.

she is charging her for the effort she put into applying stones in the clothe and nothing more.

.Look well and u will see stones all over the clothe.
FashionRe: Ankara Style A Tailor Said Is N85,000 (Pictured) by chukzyfcbb: 7:22pm On Oct 02, 2017
Icon79:
The main question is: are we talking about N85k for one or both of them? If it's for both of them, then that's a fair price.

They sewed me some traditional attires (the type they call Naija Delta style) when I travelled home in August - two pairs, and I believe that it cost as much if not more. And mine was done at Onitsha, so imagine what it would cost at Lagos.


O pari
na your type we dey like sell material for, coz una no sabi anything.

selling average clothes at an exhorbitant price gets customer like you feeling high
and makes sellers like me feel on top of the world with excess profit
BusinessRe: Banks In Fresh Trouble Over TSA by chukzyfcbb: 2:53pm On Oct 02, 2017
Shooga27:
Withdraw all your savings sharpish this is an Hausa Fulani agenda,to destabilised socio economic activities ,a country where they have little or naa support for her hustling citizens yet you came up with an absurd idea,rather distasteful.

As for me I’ve got no bank account in Nigeria or anywhere in the world trust me,na me dey control my money .
so na for ground u dey store your money?
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 2:24pm On Oct 02, 2017
emmanuelewumi:
That is why it is not a bad idea to diversify into some foreign currency denominated Investments and assets.
You are better off as currency speculatorsmiley
If you are certain that the naira will plummet this festive period. Buy now and hold.
but remember speculating is dangerous :-)
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 2:09pm On Oct 02, 2017
condomuser:
The last time i checked on Eurobonds which had its subscription in February i was told i can only subscribe with USD contrary to the name EuroBond and the minimum subscription is $5000.

The interests is around 6% per annum and it is very much possible to cash in USD and run to Aboki grin
You don't seem to understand me.
Yes eurobond will be offered at 6% but remember its a long term investment.
However if you decide to visit any of these mutual fund houses like I mentioned, there is nothing like fixed yield, 6%,7% or whatever.

Your money is tied to the Price/Unit
Reason is because you are given the flexibility of having to withdraw your money even after 6months. Unlike buying directly from FG where your money will be tied for years, so think of it as a secondary market for euro bond but here nothing like Fixed yield.

InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 2:06pm On Oct 02, 2017
emmanuelewumi:
Come to think of it, diversifing into Eurobond investment is not a bad idea considering inflation and stability of our currency.
Don't be fooled by the stable rates, next year is campaign year. Fg will start spending part of the reserves illegally on campaign things. Plus let's see how stable it can get this festive period because Our naira is always known to take a hit during the festive period.

The demand for hard currency always surge during that period, From Importers to Those who want a vacay outside, it always dip low.

so don't get your hopes high
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 1:52pm On Oct 02, 2017
opomulero:
Well eurobond is not for chicken hearted fellow, a banker "CATEGORICALLY" told me capital is not guaranteed.

Na purely forex, and i i want to do it, i will open dorm account and go buy $,£ or € from aboki that they "bank" wont fund d dorm accoubt for me with my naira: and if we calculate the difference btw aboki and official rate, na waya....

And d funniest thing is that they might likely not allow me withdraw foreign currencies from d dorm account...bla bla bla, they will simply tell me that there is no usd, euro or pound available, there4 leaving u with d option of converting it to naira at official rate ...and that 1 na loss, except i get on huge stolen money�

Butbhe advised tbills, mmf,.... And he discouraged me doing fixed deposit(but i can go ahead if d condition is ok by me)
Exactly somebody just proved me correct.
I knew that the profit was dependent on the movement of the price per unit.
Also I knew that collecting dollars from your dorm account is tough.

Thank you for clearing my doubts
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu Buys & Eats Akara By The Roadside (Photos) by chukzyfcbb: 5:37pm On Oct 01, 2017
lool. Anytime you see these sort of pics trending on the naija blogosphere. just know that Election is about the corner.
Mr Orji Kalu kwantinuuu, some sheeples will fall for this.
Wehdon sire!

BusinessRe: Skill Acquisition: Help My Sister Suggest A Good Skill To Learn. by chukzyfcbb: 1:31pm On Oct 01, 2017
All these people typing programming, Web design dey funny me. No be naija we dey again?
How many ladies voluntarily join the ICT sector?

Abeg oo park one side o jare..Skills to girls in Nigeria. are :-
- Makeup artiste
- Gele tying
- Tailoring
- Bead making
- Hair dressing
- Manicure and pedicure expert
- Baking


e don finish oo, no other skill them girls wan learn wey no pass those ones I mention.

I am yet to see an 18yr old girl who has willingly agreed to learn IT skills in this naija. Its very very very rare

In the end , ask her what she wants to learn, don't force it on her because you are her elder bro otherwise you would be paying for training that wouldn't yield anything

RomanceRe: Your Partner Does Not Deserve Your TRUST And This is The Reason Why! by chukzyfcbb: 12:40pm On Oct 01, 2017
Trusting in people gave my Dad High Bp that led to his death
and
it made my grand dad lose some properties at Key locations.
Ever since then, have learnt never to trust anyone.

I don't even fully trust my Family 100%, how much more a spouse. I have Trust issues and I am fine bout it.

I only trust my team FCB smiley 100%

CelebritiesRe: See How AN IGBOMAN Turned His Village In Anambra State Into A Modern City by chukzyfcbb: 12:30pm On Oct 01, 2017
yeyerolling:
dem don kill skye bank. Cbn only sacked d oga who was giving loans to his oil coy nd those owned by friends. Money wey cbn suppose use for c economy. Dem don pump am into skye. Shareholders don lose out. Sick nation. These pple have over 40% ownership of OMLs yet dem go still take loan and refuse to pay chai
lol, I no lie you. even amcon is looking incapacitated to absorb any more loan. They will be riding on awoof money just to make forbe list, rubbish lol

Skye bank is just waiting for who go buy them, the matter don tire dem,lol.
wetin dem never do. Dem don threaten the debtors even
publish name for newspaper yet no show. I weak baba
Foreign AffairsRe: Catalan Referendum In Spain: Riot Police Fire Rubber Bullets At Crowd by chukzyfcbb: 12:23pm On Oct 01, 2017
see them, U guys want to form diplomacy and say our forces should have used rubber bullets instead.
The same country where Individuals, Civilians to be precise burn people on the street on a frequent basis is no different from the army.

Everyone is blood thirsty, from the Individuals who engage or support jungle justice to the forces who shoot live bullets unarmed protestors.

Y'all are blood thirsty mofos! No difference between the people and the army
CelebritiesRe: See How AN IGBOMAN Turned His Village In Anambra State Into A Modern City by chukzyfcbb: 12:03pm On Oct 01, 2017
yeyerolling:
Hahaha old pics. These same man owes over 5 banks 100billion. None of his 4 plane/jet has been paid for completely. Na serial loan defaulter.
If most of these so called billionaires decide to pay up their debt ehh, their wealth go diminish by almost 50%.
And when the bank whom they owe goes bust, we the average customers will be fighting the manager over our little sum whereas the true Killers of the bank are these LOAN defaulters.
PhonesRe: China Finally Bans Whatsapp Services, See Reasons! (photos) by chukzyfcbb: 11:57am On Oct 01, 2017
9japrof:
They can't get you, you claim. Your number is here, your Facebook ID is here also and u claim invincibility. Bros just calm down that the government is not on your trail yet
no mind that niccur, I'm just learn a little I.T tricks and he is forming Stealth. Na their type baby hackers dey learn work
PhonesRe: China Finally Bans Whatsapp Services, See Reasons! (photos) by chukzyfcbb: 11:48am On Oct 01, 2017
For those of you screaming VPN
News report have it that there has been a consideration by the Chinese govt to BAN VPN services in February 2018_ and remove all VPN apps from the China play store.

So its just a matter of time before Chinese Govt declares the use of VPN ILLEGAL.

Not forgetting that China has a GREAT FIREWALL that's able to detect most of these VPN traffic and get them filtered.
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye: "You Have Been Enjoying Me For 18 Years, So Me Am Tired" by chukzyfcbb: 11:21am On Oct 01, 2017
MustiizRaja:
I really don't see the maturity in this walai am a psquare fan since wen I was small
from E NO GOOD ,last night , gbedu , kolo, I mean their first ever track to d likes of omoge mi , temptation , oga pooice , story , bye bye , nd many more this two guys sounds works together one way or the other.. when I listen to dem like I mean tears will alwys wanna drop cos dey r the best African artist with good and pleasing lyrics if u doubt me just download any of their track. if one will say he wants to go solo or the two believe me the charisma won't be there again cos the useless Peter and Paul when they do path or backup u will knw kaii dey were born singers.. so give it to us 18 yrs ago nd wev been enjoying it if u decide to go solo walai ur sounds won't be catchy again so think twice.. one of u signed muno nd CICI abi na LICE be her name na only one track dem drop tuday we no hear of dem DESTINY boy don even super blow pass dem so wah r we sayin here instead of u guys tonsit back sign talented act nd push dem out nd be the boss on ur own nd face una family while ur artist make money for u nd leave JUDE alone to face his family while u focus on urs unwere greedy with una money.. dts y I still love Olamide nd don jazzy even tho d artist under don jazzy just blowmwith 2 songs since DT time it's hard for dem aside reeky DT knws wat he's doing so bro dnt tink say u go Gve us wat the real psquare has wise up

CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye: "You Have Been Enjoying Me For 18 Years, So Me Am Tired" by chukzyfcbb: 11:12am On Oct 01, 2017
between their two, Peter stands a better chance of success.
Peter too has composed hit songs, He dances very well which is a good skill for Shows to wow the crowd.
How many artiste today can wow the crowd with dance moves? plus
He has that sexual appeal for the women folk and is also very marketable and plays various musical instrument.

To me, Peter is the one who stands a better chance of success than Paul.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 2:51am On Oct 01, 2017
This eurobond talk has been sounding interesting so i did some little findings and this is what I understood about it, Pls correct me if I am wrong.

Mutual fund houses like FBN, don't place a fixed yield on your capital, instead the money grows as the Price/Unit increases. So regardless of the rate Nigeria offers her eurobond, it seems investors are at the mercy of the price of each unit.
Just like stocks where price per share gets up, so does your capital.

eg If FBN puts a Unit at a price of $100/Unit
and I purchase 100units which is 10thousand dollars

If the price/unit becomes $150/unit after 6months,
it means I am $5,000 richer.
If the price/unit remains stagnant, it means no gain.
(pics from First bank quest below)

This is how I understand it oo, I could be wrong.

Also knowing that proceeds of the eurobond would be sent to my domicillary account and not given to me cash, Problem could arise during withdrawal.

Banks are fond of hoarding dollars whenever one wants to withdraw from his/her domiciliary account, they prefer to pay the naira equivalent which means using the official rate lool.

Using the same example above, although I made 5k, wouldn't it be extra cool if I could withdraw the total sum in CASH with the hope of selling it off in the black market?
I could even make more if naira had devaluated by that time I want to sell off smiley


Oga feelamong and the experts here, am I correct in my assertion? If yes, How do you dribble the bank staffs to get the raw currency rather than the naira equivalent ,lol

Ps: Jan 2017 its $104/share
August 2017 its $109/share
not even a 5% increase
that's about 4.8% Gross Profit
after deduction of management fee as retail investor which is (1.5%) , my true profit would be 3.3% of my capital

Bros Feelamong abeg come explain oh.

CelebritiesRe: Kenny Ogungbe Says P-square Fight Is Shameless Publicity Stunt by chukzyfcbb: 9:20pm On Sep 30, 2017
Baba Keke is one of the pioneers in our music industry. So his opinion shouldn't be taken lightly.
Meanwhile if you guys who claim to be psquare fans have observed carefully over the years. You will discover that psquare albums or hot tracks usually drop around September October. They have been doing this constantly every year, so that the shows in December would be LIT.

This year they may have decided to follow this route of faking a beef to gather momentum like they had done in times past. If you remember way back tracks like "Do-me" it was release during the ember month, or songs like "Personally".
Na their format be that....


If in the end , the feud was real then the Psquare brothers would remember the effects of once Crying wolf.

Meanwhile.......

CrimeRe: Kidnapper Evans’ Secretary Arrested; His Truck Yard Uncovered In Lagos by chukzyfcbb: 9:10pm On Sep 30, 2017
SBG04:
I wanted to get a house in Okota area of Lagos recently but I heard that 90% of the houses there owned by igbos are built from the proceeds of either ritual killing, kidnapping or armed robbery. And it's not like all the houses there have the names of their owners on them. Okota and Festac areas of Lagos are notorious for this. These igbo armed robbers, ritualiats and kidnappers from the East, especially Anambra, love to invest the proceeds of their crimes in these areas.
haha baba go and get your house o jare. Forget all those rumours you hear, Nutty people live everywhere around us. Meanwhile that area is fast developing. Better grab a land there or you move to the island. coz on the mainland that area is the booming spot
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by chukzyfcbb: 8:55pm On Sep 30, 2017
10d0ve:
Hope you've seen why now. His decision making is poss poor
seen which why? one of the best players on the pitch today is sterling.

He made Alonso look like sh.it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by chukzyfcbb: 4:33pm On Sep 30, 2017
10d0ve:
Raheem sterling is that player I don't want to see starting for city today, irrespective of kun's absence. I'd even prefer stones, otamendi, Delph, walker,fernandinho, Gundogan, de bryune, silva, sane, Jesus
why would you want to bench an inform sterling?
are you okay at all. He has scored quite a handful of goals at the start of the season, about 4goals I think
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Ps4 Games For Sale. by chukzyfcbb: 2:47pm On Sep 30, 2017
onward4life:
PLS LEMME ME SEE THE PS3 PES 16 PICS ABEG
I WAS EVEN TINKING 5K5 tins pls am selling

ABUJA
I have pes 16 I will sell for you at 4k! if interested do the needful.
EventsRe: Is N500k Marriage Still Possible In This Recession? by chukzyfcbb:
wow these quoted figures are mind revealing.
So wedding ceremonies can actually be done perfectly with these lower sums.
ProgrammingRe: Learn Python- Introduction To Programming by chukzyfcbb: 8:16pm On Sep 24, 2017
please I am a novice in programming who can share me download links to learning python
both PDF and video. lemme start by October and start reading so by January, I should be fortified
PhonesRe: Gotv Is In Soup: Tstv To Take Over Dstv And Gotv By October by chukzyfcbb: 7:05pm On Sep 24, 2017
malton:
Oh wow. Thanks for this. I'm a Barca fan myself. Think it's worth giving them another try at this point. Used to like them. Sometimes I no dey send commentaries o, so long as say I dey watch wetin dey happen myself. The language they broadcast in should not be too much of an issue.

Wish I knew back then that they had good coverage in the SE, na ehn I for use throughout my service year.

Thanks.
ahh fellow cule! March on bruh, as long as your area can get good signal. fire on!
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Deletes How To Book P'square: Says 'My Family Comes First' by chukzyfcbb: 7:00pm On Sep 24, 2017
Mumu people. If you like quit.
una don try for music. made so Mich money to last you and your kids a lifetime. 15yrs in the game never do you


Abeg make una go siddon, trying to gain attention with ya stupid fight like you did before.

Nansense

Meanwhile......

PhonesRe: Gotv Is In Soup: Tstv To Take Over Dstv And Gotv By October by chukzyfcbb: 5:46pm On Sep 24, 2017
malton:
Okay. I get your drift.

Signal reception is excellent in my area. However, what I wanted to find out is whether they have all Bein Sports channels?

Like, when I used to have them, they usually swapped between channels, airing them only when there's a live match. I think only two Aljazeera Sports channels were a constant feature at the time.

Thanks.
then in school (s.east) a neighbour had that dish.
Na there I dey watch all LA liga matches, champions league o.
There's no match that's played you won't find there.

Dstv don't show copa del rey. and as a barca fan I usually relied on the CTL to cover it.

the only problem is that most times the commentary is in Arabic, sometimes we will be lucky to have them in English.

(BEIN SPORTS)

The company has been low key sha, if they had funds to market their product in Nigeria. Most guys wey like sports for don troway Dstv
CareerRe: 5 Reason You Should Learn ICT Skills While Doing Other Jobs by chukzyfcbb: 9:13pm On Sep 22, 2017
uchman46:
Am a graduate of criminology and security studies a Master's in peace and conflict resolution.. What ICT would you suggest?
nna go and learn how to hack
start with comptia S+
move to ceh (certified ethical hacker)
then you learn penetration testing,lol

but from your bsc, adding hacking skills will boost your cv
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pattybf:
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what would it cost to get a New Driver license?
and how long will it take to get it done
thanks.

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