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Car TalkRe: Mercedes AMG G65 Brabus 900 22 Unvieled At IAA 2017 by chukzyfcbb: 12:13pm On Sep 20, 2017
I just don't like the design of this G-wagon.

I prefer the salon cars.

I will take a Benz S-class over a G-wagon any day anytime

its a car that has Class, style and luxury all in one.

RomanceRe: Why I Decided To Marry At 21 (photo) by chukzyfcbb: 12:06pm On Sep 20, 2017
You were a chronic womanizer before you met her?
It means you will still womanize once all this razzmatazz is over!

People don't seem to understand that you bring into a marriage what you are as a single.
If you haven't worked on certain areas of your life as a single, when you get married, those flaws will manifest.

If you are a womanizer, try and stop womanizing during dating before you get married, so that in Marriage you will be used to staying with one woman.

#Men don't attend marriage conference or listen to marriage teachings so I don't expect most guys to know this.

EducationRe: Post The Name Of Your Secondary School Here by chukzyfcbb: 11:13am On Sep 20, 2017
Loral International school, Agbara-Igbesa Ogun state.
First day at school. I was serenaded by the basketball court,lol
The love of BBall in that school remained over the years, I still play Bball for Nysc camp.
RomanceRe: My First Time Experience With A Runs Babe by chukzyfcbb: 11:01am On Sep 20, 2017
chaii Olosho don dey press this OP mumu button.
You say na runs girl? E be like say you just start this olosho work , not to know difference Runs girl and Olosho.

If na to help your guy now wey dey street, you go dey form man is broke. Na because of pucci, you wan shell out cash, for babe wey go still table that same mumu story for another man.

OP abeg use your head, na your village people wan start awilo dance with ya bank account.

SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Names Two Boxers Who Can Strip Him Off World Heavyweight Champion by chukzyfcbb: 10:48am On Sep 20, 2017
themonk:
he is trying to hype the coming fight with kubrat pulev and hopefully his fight with Deontay wilder if wilder beats Luiz ortiz in November.
He isn't hyping the fight. He is just being diplomatic with his answer , not trying to underrate his next opponents so that if the result doesn't swing in his way, Media wouldn't remind him of this interview where he would have choosen some other persons as his. biggest challenge
TV/MoviesRe: TSTV Decoder Price, Subscription And Channel List In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 10:36am On Sep 20, 2017
ochukwuma15:
They must have done their recruitment. If they're launching in October 1st (which is 12 days from today) , then they must have passed the CV stage.

There offer seems juicy, but the problem is that they're running on data, for instance, I typed this message around 6:46am and it delivered an hour latter, hope you understand what I mean.

Secondly, many decoders have died in the Nigerian market, some died before their arrival, how can we stop this from being the portion of this our new bride.

Congratulations to them in advance, I'm in Enugu at the moment, if their services are efficient with good connectivity, good picture quality, CNN included and the pictures not hanging intermittently, then I get a decoder before October runs out.

Congrats once more in advance TSTV.
Its always good not to rush a new product that is released into the market. Usually the maiden product is open to criticism, and certain flaws will be reported by users that will later be corrected by the makers.

from cars to mobile to anything. Maiden product are usually experimental product by manufacturers and usually not always in the best of shape.

Don't get caught up in the frenzy, sitback and scrutinize the product, then after a while, choose either to join or refrain.
TV/MoviesRe: TSTV Decoder Price, Subscription And Channel List In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 10:22am On Sep 20, 2017
melakes:
Personally, I get to stream live matches online and am conversant with the amount of data it consumes. Now, looking from that view, TSTV, may just help bring about pay per view without necessarily resulting to a cheaper view considering the amount of data consumed per match or per hour just as calculated above. Then, also reading post by Dclique, it appears to me that it could be cheaper afterall, using combination of satellite and internet services. I just wish someone can elaborate and educate more on this. Thanks.
The truth is the enthusiasm is already filling the atmosphere, without details of the nitty gritty.

First no one knows how much data you will consume in certain hours.
Although pay per view gives your control, but you will need a tariff plan so you know how best to manage it

Just like Your pre-paid meter or your Mobile phone.
Once upon a time, recharge cards in Nigeria were loaded and to be used within a given time otherwise it would expire, then we had the offer of Pay as you go and people started migrating to other networks depending on the Tariff plan and quality of service.
eg 10kb/sec or 7kb/sec


Same thing can apply for NEPA, whether you consume light , you travelled or not As long as you return to your village, Your NEPA bills would always be piling up for you if you don't use Pre-paid meters.
But with Pre paid meters, you are able to calculate it based on the rates charged and control how you use the light.


In this view, customers don't need to know Only the subscription rate, we need to know how much data can be consumed in a certain time of viewing.
eg if I can consume 1gig in 3hrs. let it be known
it will go a far way in helping them make better informed choices and having to choose within the range of subscription offers.

#BE SMART

PhonesRe: Tips On How To Find A Misplaced/lost Android Phone by chukzyfcbb: 6:56pm On Sep 19, 2017
9jajoseph:
netqin anti-virus/mobile guard. It works bt once the phone is format, the netqin goes along with it
yea then came android o.s,lol
TV/MoviesRe: DSTV In Trouble As TSTV Takes Center Stage On 1st October, Offer Pay-as-go Subsc by chukzyfcbb: 4:59pm On Sep 19, 2017
chloride6:
The 20gb is aside from your subscription.
Its said 20gig for 3k abi.

if not what are the subscription charges.

because if I use 7.5gig in 30hrs of streaming.

it means 15gig - 60hrs
60gig - 240hrs I.e 8hrs daily

if you watch TV an average of 8hrs daily, you better find what the subscription of 60gig is
PhonesRe: Tips On How To Find A Misplaced/lost Android Phone by chukzyfcbb: 4:47pm On Sep 19, 2017
I have it activated on my phone.

with these command at my mercy. I will frustrate your life.

even if you format the phone. if you put a new sim card, I will be sent the phone number of the sim that just came into it.


This feature I have been using even from the days of symbian, netqin or so (Nokia e63)

TV/MoviesRe: DSTV In Trouble As TSTV Takes Center Stage On 1st October, Offer Pay-as-go Subsc by chukzyfcbb: 4:27pm On Sep 19, 2017
If 20gig would be offered for 3k.
lets do the maths

I use an average of 350mb to stream a full match on Mobdro. So 2matches (3hrs) will cost me 700mb.

500naira will get me 750mb on MTN
So its safe to say 500naira would offer me 3hrs of streaming on my mobile.

Now if I did this for 30hrs, it means 5000 naira.
30hrs (7.5gig) for 5000naira means average of 1hr each day.

Now this maths computation is based on just my mobile oo.
On a 32inch or a 50inch HD TV would certainly be bandwidth hungry.

If 5000naira services me for 30hrs (7.5g) on my mobile phone. Think about what 20gig would offer on a Smart TV.


This may not be an better alternative after all
speaking from an Igbo boi state of mind!

TV/MoviesRe: TSTV Decoder Price, Subscription And Channel List In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 4:23pm On Sep 19, 2017
If 20gig would be offered for 3k.

lets do the maths
I use an average of 350mb to stream a full match on Mobdro. So 2matches (3hrs) will cost me 700mb.
500naira will get me 750mb on MTN

So its safe to say 500naira would offer me 3hrs of streaming on my mobile.
Now if I did this for 30hrs, it means 5000 naira.

30hrs (7.5gig) for 5000naira means average of 1hr each day.
Now this maths computation is based on just my mobile oo.


On a 32inch or a 50inch HD TV would certainly be bandwidth hungry.
If 5000naira services me for 30hrs (7.5g) on my mobile phone. Think about what 20gig would offer on a Smart TV.


This may not be an better alternative after all
speaking from an Igbo boi state of mind!

TravelRe: China Opens Visa Centre In Abuja by chukzyfcbb: 12:14pm On Sep 19, 2017
MediumStout:
Who needs Chinese visa undecided iranu
omo dem dey bounce people well as ooo, no go think am say e easy to get
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Diezani's Posh Mansions In Dubai Worth Over N7billion by chukzyfcbb: 10:48am On Sep 18, 2017
That English word " Allegedly " has rendered the whole writeup bogus!
RomanceRe: Things You Did To Show Off To The Opposite Sex You Later Regretted by chukzyfcbb: 12:01am On Sep 17, 2017
In my jss1 , some group of boys and girls talking about how they have visited Europe or america. I didn't want to feel left out. so I lied I had entered a plane and went to USA all to impress a girl I liked there. That I went to Washington DC(that was the only place I knew in USA reading books lol). Infact I lie die that my own story was the sweetest.

During closing period, when my momzy came to pick me up. Naso my closest friend went to meet momzy in the car, I dunno if it was my mom or my siblings in the car that told him I hadn't even been to the airport. Naso the yeye boy go broadcast the gist for class, Omo come see laff that week, The shame wey catch me that week eh....Till today that Yankee I never still see




Meanwhile......

InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 9:10pm On Sep 15, 2017
yomi007k:
grin

I guessed rates were gonna fall...

So I bought 309 days from secondary market yesterday morning at 18 % @ First bank....and still reinvested my interest. grin

I thank God for wisdom and everyone dt gave advise here..
you really acted with wisdom.
your money won't be moving at 18% but at 21%+
kudos.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 9:09pm On Sep 15, 2017
Partnerbiz3:
My bro, I was surprised that nobody here knows the answer to this question. I have asked similar questions many times and nobody has given a reasonable answer..
most people here haven't terminated, however its been said times without number that the charges is on the interest not your capital if you are scared of your capital taken away.

Go to the bank and it will computed for you, cheers.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 9:07pm On Sep 15, 2017
Kevostica:
Reinvested interest with the same rate? cos a staff of IBTC told me that reinvested interest will still be the same rate,according to her no increment on the rate when the interest is collected at maturity
Uhmm actually ur rates will increase but you won't see the quotation on paper. let's do this example.
Supposed you successfully bidded at 364days 10%
1million naira.
You know that 900,000 will be taken
with 100,000 paid upfront, abi.
I am not accounting for charges so you will understand my point.
In the actual sense, you invested 900,000 to reap 1million after 364days, that's what's called true yield
which is 11%.

Now suppose you reinvest your interest, you will get that true yield of 11%,
This is how
So assuming you ticked re invest interest
on the form,
that your 100k that was paid upfront
will be re-invested at that 10% bringing your total sum to

1m capital
100k +
10k
gotten from the reinvested interest
total = 1,110,000

so now u see that you Invested 1million and got 1.11m
getting the true yield at 11%

We have discussed this so many times here.
even oga feelamong has taken time to explain it in the early pages of this thread.

That man who reinvested his interest at 18% has made his money move at nothing less than 21%.
CelebritiesRe: Kcee Promotes Five Star Tomato (Photos) by chukzyfcbb: 8:44pm On Sep 15, 2017
Where is the tomato made?
Does he have a tomato manufacturing plant here in Nigeria or is it produced in china and branded 5star tomatoes.

We have been feeding on lots of red colouring and starch all in the name of tin tomatoes, this is why Dangote and erisco food are struggling to grow.

I only support indigenous products not some Chinko branded materials!

NYSCRe: 10 Ways Corpers Ruin Their Lives During NYSC by chukzyfcbb: 7:42pm On Sep 15, 2017
WrathOfHadez:
So tosney, you served in 1995? I don't believe it.

Anyways, number 6 caught me:
While at the orientation camp at Agwu in Enugu state, we went on an idle stroll to sea the village stream behind the camp. It was a little bit far and windy covered with dense vegetation and tiny footpath leading deep in to this scary looking stream.

On getting there, I brought out my mobile phone to take a picture of the stream and behold, the villagers scooping water from the stream bed all shouted in alarm, some pleading that if I snap the stream the water would turn black immediately.

I didn't believe it until one pretty girl who looked and sounded educated and was home on holiday told it true.

When I turned to look around, every villager at the stream vicinity was still. Those carrying water on theor head paused, waiting; those scooping water from the stream were frozen midway and those coming down the slope were all still. I knew it was serious then .

A part of me wanted the adventure and the experience but another part, looking at the faces of these villagers, knew I would have more than the wrath of their gods to deal with .
This is true, although I didn't serve at awgu. But one if our field trips while still in school was at awgu. They don't allow the use of camera to take photos of their stream/spring. Not because it turned black but because its reported that you will be cursed. Also you are not allowed to fetch water putting on a footwear at any stream in awgu. There is a big hole that was hollowed from a Hill, the villagers believed a myth that it was a big snake that drilled that hole and lived there. Within that area was found bitumen, they believed these snakes excreted the so called black things (bitumen) ,lol. A hole that they all feared to enter is the same hole a white man coming for research entered and came out with nothing happening,lool
Well Awgu where the camp is located is even open, my fieldtrip was deeper than awgu. Deep into the remote parts, I have never seen a village so remote as that in my life.

- No water closet
- No borehole
- No power line.

It was completely remote! I dunno how I survived the few days there for Field trip,lol

EducationRe: Check Out My NECO Result,i Am So Happy. .. by chukzyfcbb: 10:05pm On Sep 14, 2017
congratulations, you made all papers at one sitting.
RomanceRe: How Can I Get My Man To Do The "Door Knocking"? by chukzyfcbb: 8:02pm On Sep 14, 2017
That's the dangers of CoHABITATION . Living together either at his place or yours have made him benefit all the wifely duties for the 6years and now he has nothing to look forward to.

The spark is there now simply because you both were apart for a period of time. You can't force him to marry him. and at your age I know you will be under pressure to find a boo. The only thing you can do to spur him to action. is by faking to him that other Suitors are interested in you. Also you will have to stop sleeping at his place and resist having him come over at your place. Time to accord a little respect for yourself if you must be taken serious..

By the time he sees he can loose you to others, he will do the necessary if he indeed likes you.

cheers

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Just Got A New Job Atlast!!!!! by chukzyfcbb: 10:15pm On Sep 13, 2017
I have also undergone a Ccna training, waiting to take the international exam and hit the ICT sector soon. Congrats.

EventsRe: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by chukzyfcbb: 10:07pm On Sep 13, 2017
see as female monikers full this thread, dem don come read tori of people wey dey put put sand sand for brides garri, make dem know as dem go take avoid the mata on their own day,lool. Umunwanyi!!!

RomanceRe: Girl Gets Insulted Because She Refused To Visit A Guy On Their First Date by chukzyfcbb: 11:24am On Sep 12, 2017
everydayboy:
I think, a mall in this regard is like ...... Say..... "Shoprite". Normally, this kind of setting has a mall and several restaurants and bars, so you can decide to go to any, buy some drinks and gist. Some even have movie theater.

Tbh, I like places like that for first date.... I'm just wondering what could be wrong with this guy..... So rude!!! Haba!! Life is too short to be this rude ..... Kilode!!
Don't ever choose to go to a cinema for a first date, all the necessary attraction would be shifted from you to the movie. That's wrong. You can do that on a second date or third for the sake of fun. But on that first day, you need to know what kinda girl you are bout to roll with, so lots of talking is needed....

I didn't think of the restaurants in the mall but I know that one thing will lead to another and they would consider checking a movie
RomanceRe: Girl Gets Insulted Because She Refused To Visit A Guy On Their First Date by chukzyfcbb: 10:48am On Sep 12, 2017
Why would I want to go to the mall for a first date.
On a first date, you need all the eye to eye attraction you can get, in a mall you are distracted a lot.
What happened to maybe a restaurant, or even a garden. A place thats serene where you both can easily converse with each other not being distracted.

The rule is that the focus should be on the date not the external surroundings, a mall to me is a no no and a house visit for first date is definitely the wrong signal. That's a move for secks on a first date.

meanwhile.......

SportsRe: Wikki Tourists Vs Gombe United Match Stop As Fans Go Berserk With Weapons by chukzyfcbb: 1:15pm On Sep 11, 2017
That was how in 2013, all because some Nigerian club wanted to gain promotion, they reported them to have scores 79-0!!!

79 bloody zero!!!

While the other team scored 67-0 In one match ooo


Can you imagine the level of stupidity?

After they will be asking why we don't watch Naija league, league where the home team cannot lose!

InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by chukzyfcbb: 1:00pm On Sep 11, 2017
afroxyz:
How can someone have N35m and he still wants to work for someone
lol, I dunno but so long as he has a passive income and he enjoys what he does. I don't see why he should quit to rely only on Tbills yield annually
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 6:57pm On Sep 10, 2017
Kevostica:
Pls how much was TB rate last yr when effects of recession was still high?
these are what I saved in my archive

InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 5:20pm On Sep 10, 2017
Gavrelino123:
lol...... Nigeria is very unpredictable....!
Any economic analysis i make is based on speculation and unpredictability...!
If you can recall in previous, so many professional world class Economic Analyst predicted that Naira will hit #1,000 to USD before December 2017......What is the current rate of Naira to USD today.?
Even CBN is confused....that is why you see them changing policies continually....!
In my opinion, let's just be positive,our economy is gradually restoring to Normalcy...!
Ironically, you know that a better economy means lower yield? lol.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 5:19pm On Sep 10, 2017
Alikote:
what it mean it that with crude oil hitting 70 dollars per barrel ,Nigeria will be out of recession and forex induced inflation which is the primary cause of prices rising over 50 percent between 2015 and 17 will drop ..The cbn alway try to bench rate above the inflation rate inorder for investor in money market instrument to make money ,however this can drop with reduced inflation .
Now Nigerian govt is getting more money from high crude prices and settling all dollar request by importer and manufactures this bring down inflation hence interest rate must drop the are interwine
2 foreign investors that were attracted by the high tb rate of 18.2 percent to bring in dollars into the greenback scare nigerian economy will not be needed by the CBN again crude sale of 70 and dollar dominated bonds will come to the rescue .

3.with over 31 billion dollars in cbn reserve the are more confident of the ability of the cbn to fund forex demand it a big buffer .4Advice lock in your funds for one year at 18 percent now cos rate will drop it was 8 percent for 356 when crude oil was 140 dollar the last time we enjoy this type of rate where around 2001 when inflation was 14 .........typo error hp u understand

InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by chukzyfcbb: 5:07pm On Sep 10, 2017
adegokekemi:
I'm using stanbic very OK. I think they have the highest for money market
what's the present rate at stanbic?

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