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HealthRe: I’m Pregnant With A Sickle Cell Baby - Help by Clazzone(m): 7:31pm On Apr 23, 2022
Her partner is a bad person and he is selfish, why was he having unprotected sex when he had concluded not having another child.
CareerRe: I'm In Love With My Boss. Pls Help by Clazzone(m): 2:58pm On Apr 18, 2022
I think it's too early to be doing that,just a month, do your work deligently, be nice and show some kind gesture towards her first, let her notice you but you need to be observant and calculative.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of This by Clazzone(m): 8:00pm On Apr 17, 2022
I never knew this gender could be factual as this, especially against her fellow.

You deserve a roasted sparrow.
CrimeRe: Pregnant Woman Stabs Husband To Death In Oyo Over Plan To Marry 2nd Wife by Clazzone(m): 8:29pm On Apr 05, 2022
He doesn't understand timing, that's why he passed the right message at the wrong time.

He would have regretted his action now.
FamilyRe: Pregnancy Or Nursing Of Baby; Which Is More Challenging? by Clazzone(m): 11:14pm On Mar 13, 2022
For your mind...
Car TalkRe: My Stolen Toyota Camry Has Been Found Alongside The Thief In Lagos by Clazzone(m): 9:17am On Mar 13, 2022
You are so lucky to recover your stolen car, perhaps, you're sincere with your dealings with people.

Hello Nairalanders.
I have found my stolen car, alongside the thief. The guy was caught around General Paint (Just after Ajah and Abraham Adesanya) where I believe he had intended to sell it off to those that butcher cars.
I really want to thank and appreciate everyone and this forum for helping me put out word and for the kind gesture I've received from a lot of you.

God bless you all abundantly.[/quote]
CelebritiesRe: Isreal DMW Lies On The Ground For Davido In London by Clazzone(m): 9:20pm On Mar 05, 2022
You are right.
RomanceRe: I'm Fed Up. My Boyfriend Thinks I'm A Prostitute. by Clazzone(m): 11:50am On Jan 23, 2022
Your boyfriend is smart, he has someone whom he cherishes so much. That's the only person who constantly questions him if he usually have sex with ladies in that house, and he will boastfully say "I have never had sex in this house" and he will not go further to say he takes girls to hotel for intimacies.

You need to be more observant, so that he won't put you into mental agony.
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean When A Woman Tells You This....? by Clazzone(m): 9:00pm On Jan 12, 2022
Your story is incomplete, tell us what you guys have discussed that led to that statement...

You are a fornicator... Don't deceive us here
PoliticsRe: 'Goodluck Jonathan Coming Back’ 2023 Poster Surfaces Online (Photo) by Clazzone(m): 9:21am On Jan 09, 2022
If I were him,I would just keep my respect and watch as events unfold, because Jonathan will only rubbish himself again
CelebritiesRe: Shatta Wale Blasts Nigerian Artistes: "Ghana Is Your Gateway" by Clazzone(m): 8:33pm On Dec 27, 2021
This Shatta guy is just pained and bitter... He sees Nigerian artistes as a threat to his dead career.
FamilyRe: I Suspected My Wife Was Cheating, I Set Her Up by Clazzone(m): 12:31pm On Dec 22, 2021
What of if she was smarter than you?? What of if she had some technical gurus too who guided her on what to do when someone monitors their calls?? What of if she had deleted those implicating call records and leave those neutral calls??

My brother, you can't monitor a woman, just pray God guides her. Women are more smarter than men when it comes to cheating.
PoliticsRe: Primate Ayodele Warns Tinubu, Sanwo-Olu, APC In New Prophecy by Clazzone(m): 7:13pm On Dec 02, 2021
This man should learn how to say, "My opinion" instead of trying to portray himself as a prophet.

But his "prophecy always have an escape route.
RomanceRe: Always Investigate Your Girlfriend's Ex Before Marriage by Clazzone(m): 6:54pm On Dec 02, 2021
SSpeter:
Dear Guys

I am writing to formally inform you to ensure you painstakingly and meticulously examine the type of guys your girlfriend has dated in the past. Please and please don't fall for the scam of " my past stays in the past". Dig the past, scrutinize all you have unearthed before you finally propose.

I saw a former colleague recently and he was almost a shadow of himself. He narrated how he is just recuperating from all his loses. He said his Church revealed to him that his wife is a pipe that keeps sucking his wealth and remitting his resources to the yahoo guy that performed the ritual on her. He explained how his logistics company crumbled and I almost cried. He said the court officially dissolved their marriage on a Friday, on Wednesday (the following week), a small reputable company gave him an offer to head their supply chain unit.

Please and please do not touch any lady that a Yahoo boy/man has touched. Fortunately they no longer hide their rituals. Please as an ambitious young man, dig into your potential wife's past. Know her dating history and the type of people she has dated.

Approximately 5 years ago there was this guy that invited us to a treat after his wedding while we were chilling someone asked him how did you meet your spouse he said "we met on a plane". To cut to the chase, the guy met a lady that a sugar Daddy was sponsoring to Dubai and "wifed" her. How can you meet a lady in business class who has no real job and the parents can not afford a 1999 Toyota and you say na she you wan marry? Although him body tell am and he advised himself.

As an ambitious young man the final trap ahead is your partner. Guide your steps towards marriage jealousy. The signs are always there. Your downfall begins when you marry an unfortunate person. I have seen someone who earns 650k monthly dismissed because of cheque issued on an unfunded account (No be juju be that?) He said the pressure from his wife was becoming unbearable. This was same wife that was catered for by a Sugar Daddy before the mumuni "wifed" her.

Finally, I will advise you to take this piece of advice: start digging. Never date a yahoo or sugar Daddy by-product. Your college girlfriend is using a premium iPhone and you know quite well that the parents are poor and she often calls you for bailout funds and you think one magical uncle gave her the phone?
Let he who have ears, let him hear.
FoodRe: The Food I Will Be Missing When I Become Rich (photos) by Clazzone(m): 4:35pm On Dec 01, 2021
You are wicked...
RomanceRe: 'I Choose Him'- Woman Battered By Her Fiancé Announces She's Going To Marry Him by Clazzone(m): 6:35pm On Nov 30, 2021
Perhaps, she was at fault and that resulted into beating her, her brain might have been out to factory reset.
CelebritiesRe: Sound Sutan’s Wife, Farida Fasasi Celebrates His 45th Posthumous Birthday by Clazzone(m): 6:25pm On Nov 30, 2021
May Allah forgive his shortcomings

RIP Sound Sultan.
EducationRe: What Does Someone Who Just Started Phd In Nigeria Call Himself Or Herself by Clazzone(m): 5:50pm On Nov 30, 2021
Nigerians and title...

Titles without substances...

Substances without impact...
CelebritiesRe: I Think It's Too Late For Peter And Paul psquare ( An Opinion) by Clazzone(m): 5:45pm On Nov 30, 2021
This is a tale of two greedy young men

They might live to regret their action for the rest of their lives.
FamilyRe: Why Do People Have A Problem With You Once You Start Living Good? by Clazzone(m): 9:55pm On Nov 23, 2021
I once had one terrible landlord like that at akilo road Ikeja, just because I bought gen, the man said no tenant can use gen in his house, meanwhile, he uses gen, we fought alongside his son, he went to rope me and my younger brother that we were thieves and yahoo boys, he reported us at pencinema police station, in the long run he was embarrassed despite his bribe to the officers.
FamilyRe: How To Cut Down Excessive Spending These Festive Period by Clazzone(m): 5:11pm On Nov 04, 2021
You are very right. A responsible family man may not have a successful planned budget, miscellaneous becomes difficult to figure out most times...
HealthRe: Please Help My Palm Is Strong, It Makes Me Feel Shy When Shaking Hands by Clazzone(m): 4:46pm On Oct 26, 2021
Before I can give you advice, I need to know the nature of your job.
FamilyRe: My Dad Has Refused To Rest In Peace Because Of His Monetary Vow In Church by Clazzone(m): 9:46am On Sep 14, 2021
Too much of African magic ( Nollywood)
FamilyRe: My Dad Has Refused To Rest In Peace Because Of His Monetary Vow In Church by Clazzone(m): 9:46am On Sep 14, 2021
Op try every possible means to pay that vow and I'm sure after that things will change for your good

Too much of African magic ( Nollywood)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: ICPC Recruitment Test Result by Clazzone(m): 7:13pm On Aug 25, 2021
You have successfully disgraced your enemy.

But you should have scored more than 12
CelebritiesRe: Kunle Afolayan Features Oreofeoluwa Lawal 'Mummy Calm Down' Boy In New Movie by Clazzone(m): 8:14pm On Dec 07, 2020
IamD18:
I just hope Nigerian young mothers don't start flogging and recording their kids unprovoked to trend too.
It won't be funny, and some mothers could desperate to have their kids being noticed
PropertiesRe: How Much Is One Bag Of Cement In Your Area? by Clazzone(m): 7:41pm On Dec 03, 2020
Where?? I guess somewhere in Ogun state
CelebritiesRe: Prince Munir Nwoko Verified On Instagram (Pix, Video) by Clazzone(m): 9:52pm On Nov 20, 2020
Money answereth so many things...
EducationRe: How Can Someone Who Lost His First School Leaving Certificate Get It Back? by Clazzone(m): 6:41pm On Aug 17, 2020
I was wondering too, people don't read and understand again, may be you are right, too much crazy people...
TravelRe: The Condition Of Nekede/Ihiagwa Road In Imo State (Death Trap) by Clazzone(m): 11:44pm On Jul 30, 2020
I can remember using this road in 2011 to see my girl friend in Futo... Life of a corper.
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi And Woodberry Extradited To US by Clazzone(m): 5:11pm On Jul 03, 2020
You have watched too much of Hollywood movies, forget that, or you think this is catch me if you can movie acted by Leonardo de caprio.

You go hear am...
CelebritiesRe: Daisyzoealott: Lady Who Hushpuppi Allegedly Impregnated Blasts Him by Clazzone(m): 12:57pm On Jun 28, 2020
May God bless you, there isn't any loyal friend, family first, and that's why I don't joke with my family.

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