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Na so craze dey start. Because e father na ex-minister of power. E wan com travel on power bike from uyo to abuja. Hmmm.. God pass am..

Oh no! My lovely Discorea spp. The second most valuable and important food in Naija after G4. Gonna miss my boiled yam, yam porridge, fried yam, pounded yam, Yam and Beans cooked together etc..

Occupy ALUU Nigeria 2013

Lies! Lies!! Lies!!! This is just a made up story.
¤There is no link to the story.
¤It is more easier for one to commit suicide by hanging than to set himself ablaze.
¤How come a parish pastor manage to gather 2million Naira for the girl, just for abortion. Is he that rich?

When will sahara Reporters stop allu-ing us?

ALUU DEFINITION

Aluu can be defined as the act of brutalizing, burning, and murdering of innocent people gruesomely without any human feeling.

AS VERB
PRESENT-please, don't aluu anybody.

PAST-Aluu people aluued 4 students.

PAST PARTICIPLE- The people of Aluu community have aluued 4 UNIPORT students last friday.

PRESENT CONTINUOUS-They are aluuing innocent people.

AS NOUN
Aluu community in Omuokiri village of Rivers State is known as aluu.

ADVERB
The people aluuly destroyed the hope.

MORE WORDS,
Aluuology: The study of brutalizing, burning and murdering innocent people gruesomely.
Aluuolisis: The disease that attacks the people guilty of Aluu.
Aluucracy: The system of government whereby the people are being brutalized, burnt and murdered gruesomely.
Aluuism: The philosophy of brutalizing, burning and murdering innocent people.
Aluualization: this is a noun, that expresses the act of committing aluu
Aluuthermic: The process of killing innocent people through the production of heat by aluuing them.
Aluuic: the act of displaying aluu.
Aluucious: the act of possessing aluu.
Aluunity
Aluuness: The extreme class of being aluu.
Aluuless: Having no characteristic of brutalizing, burning and murdering innocent people.
Aluuable: able to be aluued.
Aluuist: A person who committs aluu (who brutalizes, burns and murders innocent people)
Aluucide: The act of brutalizing, burning and murdering innocent people deliberately in a gruesome manner.
Aluminati = a secret society that organises people that aluuminate innocent students with a bright future.
Aluuphobia = The fear of aluu People.
Aluunatic = some one that is so obsess to torture, kill and burn you alife.
Aluu = a place of torture and death.

mike404: So that lil girl don dey phuck

Such is life bro.. 19/22.. Hmmm.. Money is speaking..

Wisdom
Health
Money

Even thief dey call thieves thief. Like he didn't try to get back into the house, if not that he was voted out. End shall never wonder.

Me just shaking my head for mimiko. The iroko will soon bow.

Would they have been sentence to death by firing if they were from Northern Nigeria? I'm not in any way in support of armed robbery. But death sentence is not the right penalty for them. They should have atleast jail them for some years. Before been released. By then they might have learnt their lessons.

I have 4 sims. How do you expect me to have one phone?

When they say.. "God-Fearing" they simply mean a man they would treat them well if they were themselves.

You need to see the way the teachers were shaking when been interrogated by Oshio Quake on news here in Benin. I can count the number of times teachers will actually come to classes back in sec sch. Even when we were preparing for our s.s.c.e. Some of them act like they're the principal of the school, i remember our government teacher only came to class three times in a term, just because he's the vice-principal. We suffered alot then, we had no other option to make our comprehensive government textbook our teacher. I agree with him there.. The governor has provided a suitable enviroment for us. But the classes are useless without teachers actually teaching the students. I believe this is an eye-opener to each and any one of then(Teachers). Especially Mr salami of Niger College.

igbo2011: Barack Obama is half Kenyan but he does NOT serve the interests of Africa. He funded the rebels who started the black genocide in Libya. He kills Somalians with drones even hough the are famine struck. He supported Joseph Kabila an illeginamate Presdient in the Congo. He helped France overhrow Laurent Gbagbo and insall a puppet Outtara. He sent "advisor" to search for Kony last year. He will bring hell to Africa under AFRICOM. Mi Romney is no beter. They will both be the same ol imperialists.

Just because Obama has African blood in him, doesn' mean he serves Africa's interests. This is just a warning.

He made our very own okonje iwela lose the what-have-you election. Knowing well that she is more qualified compelled to the chinese guy he imposed there.

The story is mis-leading. ¤Reports says it all started in 2001, then she should be around 23 by now.
¤Is she really 12yrs old?,Is the man still alive?
Well, If this news is anything to go by, then I'll say.. The love of money is the begining of madness.

But why did it take that long before they realised that the american athleths were on drugs.. Hmmm.. I smell dead rat!

Sir cuba: Hon.patrick obaidagbon part2 ‘ u r welcome home but no pass along ALUU COMMUNITY OOO! TOOR

Those that have ears,................ Mrs jonathan take note.

Seun shaGARRI: Na people discover Waltz, Salsa, Balle abi na Bole....we dey here dey dance like imbeciles.

Shut up if you've got nothing to say. Ethigi and Azonto are two dance steps created by two great west african countries. Naija and GH. We should be proud of what we have. Ballet and the others you mention are just old fashion founded by the whites. Even wondered why people dancing ballet, salsa, waltz etc. never make it to our talent shows. BE PROUD OF WHAT YOU HAVE.

I don't reside in abj. But mamaput is one of the best place where you can get real Nigerian delicacies. Mr biggs and the others na wash! They're just too expensive for my liking and nothing good to show for it. But mamaput.. Hmmm.. Yummy! Yummy!! Mamamia.. *lick my lips and walks out of thread*

@OP I'm not in support of you calling your husband's younger ones "aunty" and "uncle" but since It's a family issue, I'll say if you don't like it, don't do it.

Soon She'll come out to say that she wasen't pregnant. That It's all rumor.

I'm not in support of this violent protest. But it is an eye opener to Aluu community and other parts of Nigeria. Never dred with Nigerian students.

Tnkz OP for your words of encouragement. I really appreciate your concern. I really don't know any of those guys that were killed but it really pains me. Very soon I'll be in school myself having the mindset that death is near just because i'm in the university. The truth is that.. No where is safe in this country again. Imagine if those four students did not go to interrogate the alleged guy for their money, what about those 26 other students that were unknowingly murdered by gunmen in mubi. No doubt the world is coming to an end. What we should be more concerned right now is giving our lives to christ. The pleasure and riches we require is not here on earth but in heaven. I rest my case.

This essay writing is either fake or it has been hindered by fraudsters. I remember when i was in s.s.s 1 or 2 back in Niger College Senior Secondary School they brought the information to our school. I took the form, wrote the essay and before i was able to submit we went on strike and i was unable to submit. The strike lasted till the end of the term and there was no staff of my school for me to submit to. I later got a call from my friend a week later that i should go to the Nigerian stock exchange office at Edo state library at sapele road, Benin-city. I spent alot of money to and fro to their office just so i can submit, they later asked me to show evidence of my principal's signature, i however told them that There is no way i can get the signature as We're already on vacation. The man asked me to come the next day. I went there and he took the script from me together with the form. They said the result will be out at first week of resumption. I was eager for us to resume because i was very confident of what i wrote. But unfortunately There was no message whatsoever about result and the price. Infact, they didn't even come back to our school to inform us anything. I was really sad.

I'm not sure she wrote those songs..

Charley boy is devils incanate. We all know that. But i beg to disagree that he'll be returning to Nigerian idol with another body. That's just a stupid superstiction.

Babaken: for the person that ask this question GOD will bless you i was in CHRIST EMBASSY few months ago in ghana after de service de said new comes should wait cuz de is some pastors to attend to us. Look at what de pastor is tell us that will must lean how to speak in tongues de were forcing us you MOST say it keep saying it, i ask myself keep saying what i don't no.

Don't mind them jare. That's what christ embassy knows how to preach best. SPEAKING IN TONGUES. although, i'm trying hard not judge anybody. Infact, pastor chris even have time to criticize people using the babababababababa.. and.. mamamamamamamama kind of speaking in tongues. He said baba and mama in our language means Father and Mother. And the congregation started Laughing. I've always said it.. The only thing that can drive me to christ embassy is their girls. They've got some really pretty ladies.

There's no big deal in what the OYO STATE. govt is about to do. We're only here shouting because the building belongs to YINKA AYEFELE. Same thing happened here in Benin-city and parts of the oba-palace was demolished. Also, the building belonging to the ex-governor's mother of Edo-state and buildings belonging to other top government functionaries. I belive there is a land survey that say.. Houses should be built about few kilometres away from the road. I also want to believe that not all of (AYELEFE'S) the building would be demolished. Probably the fence and a little part added. Also, he should be compensated knowing well that he has help provide jobs for timing youth of the country. I rest my case o!

Seems like the end of the world is starting from Nigeria. About 40 students killed in mubi polytechnic, 4 uniport students burnt to death for alledged stealing, Now robbers invade flood victims in onitsha. Too much sad news on NL these days. *sadly walls out of thread*