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Your mother is not a witch. Pls stop that rubbish.
Maybe she wasn't mom of the year but you weren't the sterling son either (from your story).

So pls try to mend fences with your mom and forgive her whatever you hold against her.

Dreams are manifest exhibitions of our latent fears, worries, hopes etc. there's nothing supernatural about them. Nobody was revealing anything to you. Just your old buried animosity towards your mom playing out in your dreams.

Forgive her and beg her for forgiveness too as you must have done her wrong with your attitude at some point in your life.
That's one way to let go of the baggage and purge yourself of feelings that bring up nightmares.

armyofone:
Please what amount of water, sugar and salt for 250g of flour?

Sugar is usually to taste.
Salt is a level teaspoonful.
And water is just enough to make a paste of the consistency slightly thicker than pancake batter.

Maybe this video will help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxoKuudg-iU

armyofone:
Seen it...will try it again.



*Modified*

cool

mostyg:
The big-bang theory doesnt in anyway proof that God did not create the universe.God could have commanded the universe to be formed in that way.
One sure thing is that the universe did not come into existence just by itself. "Everything remains in state of rest until an external force acts on it"...Newton

this I agree with

waxdude:
Made of palm oil,water yam(dnt knw if dts d real name bt dts wat d call d typ of yam used , periwinkle,smoked fish,maggi,salt,pepper,crayfish,pumpkin leaves(used to wrap the grated water yam in bits )......coco I haff try

Lol. You call this recipe?
How do I know which one goes in first?

tranxo:
More

Ciao.

Abacha is one of my favorite things.

Nice

Lunch

Spring rolls, stewed duck and jollof rice.

Desert:Bread pudding, vanilla sauce and ice cream.

armyofone:
Oya bia give me step by step minute details of your yummy puff puff. Safe me from my craving biko.

I've posted the recipe

OP I consign and thumbprint this.

Jahblessme:
Just a quick word before the endurance crew arrive.
Your lack of se xual satisfaction must be adding to your unhappiness,however i have good news for you..peentrative s ex will most likely not give you an or gasm and since he doesn't give oral you are doomed either ways so stalemate.
Go out there and buy yourself a very powerful vibr ator..this is 2016,take charge of your se xual life.A vibr ator will give you an or gasm so strong that you may even lose consciousness . Nicer if you can use with a partner but in the mean time use alone before your brain melts.

You can also stop giving him the oral since he doesn't reciprocate,it's a no brainer.Your choice though.

Discuss your concerns seriously with him and if he still won't budge,you'd best find 2 househelps before you grow old and start looking like his granny.

Car and vacation are useless if you are too wound up to enjoy them.A close relationship where both partners pitch in and feel loved and supported is far sweeter than jetting to the maldives with konji ontop.

Good luck ma & NO you are not asking for too much.

nobleens:
Ekpang nkukwo

I've never eaten that before. What's it made of?

mitchelle1989:
pls can I get tge recipe for this puff puff, thank you

Cc: armyofone

Sure.
N.B I totally skipped nutmeg in mine. So it's optional to use nutmeg

For 250g of Puff Puff, you will need the following ingredients.

Ingredients

250g of Plain Flour
2 teaspoons of yeast (the one used in baking bread)
½ teaspoon ground nutmeg
Granulated Sugar to taste
3 pinches of salt
Lukewarm water (for mixing)
Vegetable Oil (for frying)
Before you make the Nigerian Puff Puff

If your yeast is the type that looks like tiny pebbles or is like paste, mix it with lukewarm water and set aside. you will add it later when you have added water to the Puff Puff mix. If your yeast is in powder form, then add it when you add the other dry ingredients to the flour (as mentioned below).

Directions

Put the floor in a bowl, add the ground nutmeg, powdered yeast, sugar and salt. Mix all these together.
Add water in small quantities and mix everything by hand till you have a good blend of all the ingredients. Add the yeast you mixed with lukewarn water if applicable. Use warm water to mix the puff puff ingredients if you want it to rise faster.
Keep mixing till the batter is smooth but not too watery to flow from a spoon. The mix should be much thicker than pancake batter (see video below).
Cover the bowl with aluminum foil and make sure it is airtight by pressing the edges of the bowl (see video).
Leave to rise for about 45 minutes. When OK to fry, the Puff Puff batter should have risen in quantity and will have some air bubbles.
Pour some oil in a deep pot and allow to heat up. It's not advisable to use a deep fryer for Puff Puff because of the netting but if you want to use it, set the temperature to 170°C.
Note: The oil should be at least 3 inches deep. This is so that the puff puff will become spherical when scooped into the oil. You don't want to end up with flat Pancakes. lol

Test that the oil is hot enough by putting a drop of batter into the oil. If it sizzles and comes up to the surface of the oil, then the oil is hot enough. If the oil is not hot enough, the batter will go down to the bottom of the oil and stay there.

When the oil is hot enough, scoop some batter into the oil with your hand by pressing the batter to come out from between your thumb and index finger. You should see the video for this technique as this is what will make your Puff Puff have a near-perfect spherical shape.

Put in more scoops of the batter, as much as the space in the frying pot will allow without overcrowding.

Once the underside of the puff puff has turned golden brown, flip the ball so that the topside will be fried as well.

When both sides are golden brown, take out the puff puff balls and place in a sieve. If you want to reduce the oil on your Puff Puff as much as possible, then line your sieve with paper towels. The paper towels help soak away the excess oil on the puff puff.

Enjoy.

- See more at: for video and more info

http://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/snacks/puff-puff.html#sthash.XPc9QQk4.dpuf

Onegai:
cococandy nd byvan03 some MiLs will make you regret getting married where were you when last week someone said her MiL told everyone she was rude and refused to visit because she stopped the MiL from using engine oil to rub the baby's navel during omugwo?

I must have missed the thread.

Funny women.

So they just let a bunch of fellows get away with arson.

Mtchew

So he's been arrested before for stealing a child and he only spent 7months in jail?
I blame the justice system.
He should still be serving time for the first crime.
If he wasn't out, he wouldn't be around to commit this heinous crime.

She probably has her own boyfriend who she fornicates with.
But I guess her friend's sin is bigger than hers. For her mind.

@second story.
No kidding!

What kind of evil MIL is that?

Onegai:
Hmm. This, I heard from second-hand sources.

Man took his bride home to complete traditional wedding preparations. Apparently the brideprice items became higher than he budgeted and kept increasing, with no end in sight. In anger or frustration, groom swore to marry and mortgaged his 2 shops in Lagos to get more money to pay the brideprice items. When it was time to collect bride, she refused to go, stating that if he had to scramble like that to raise funds for the wedding, perhaps he had been deceiving her about his finances. Groom came back to Lagos a single man (I think they returned the brideprice).

Second tale (sadly I knew some of the people involved).

Couple had been dating and the girl came from a wealthier background and the man's mum had been nursing a grudge against her family for a while (they were from the same place and the mama was prone to seeing disrespect in any little fault the girl had since she felt the girl's mum was carrying herself like a peacock. Girl's mum was a royal). Slowly, mama poisoned her son's mind but told him there was no need to call off the wedding, that once the girl was his, they could "train" her. Mama had a thing for revenge. On the wedding night, bride was dropped off at husband's family home. Husband locked the door and challenged her that "so you've been feeling like a queen and being rude to my mother, eh? " Shocked bride denied it and an argument ensued. Groom beat the sh.it out of her to the point she was screaming for help trying to climb out the window. What did Mama do? She turned up the radio loudly to drown out bride's cries for help. Then both of them warned bride to say nothing and be kneeling down to greet Mama or she would get the beating of her life. They insisted on privacy for the new couple so that the bruises would fade. But a week later, bride's aunt (suspecting something) insisted on seeing the bride. And that was how the marriage ended. Amazingly, Mama blamed everyone who came to collect the girl for the marital breakup (she accused my relative of wanting the groom for one of her daughters).

davidif:
Does she look like you by any chance?

Yes.
Only better

davidif:
Interesting. On a serious note, do you have a sister ?

Yes. Why?

Story story.
Most women forgive ke
And most men don't forgive.

More stories.

Didn't see nothing.
Story is still false until proven otherwise

Godmother:
For the first story, the lady was deceitful although there's something called forgiveness. For the second story the guy went too far but both of them are not serious.

Lol. How do we know the guy was not lying about his own virgin status?
Who can tell?

Smartini:
I haven't seen cocks mate for more than 15 seconds, and this was just another mating ritual... Except that there were like 15 roosters going round after round after round. One white rooster went like 36 rounds and didn't wanna stop. They musta been drugged. Please watch, so next time you're buying fowl, demand for the male one and kill it heartlessly before deep frying it in hot oil...

No I won't watch jare.
I don't want anything to spoil my morning.

From the comments, I'm not gonna watch that.

Obviously creepy, disgusting human beings will forever walk among us.

Ewww

I laugh in French

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OP thank you for at least admitting the truth.

I feel sorry for those who share such opinions as you wrote against in your write-up but worse still, I feel disgust for those who pretend like it doesn't happen or that there's nothing wrong with it.

Kudos. Admitting there's a problem is one step to solving it.

abbey621:
Ehn Ehn.....So you love shaking booty for Jesu.....correct

Correct

Mtchew