₦airaland Forum

bennyrazz:
some men consider masturbation as dirty while some religious women consider BJ as ungodly, do you know the psychological trauma men go through when you label a man incapable to father a child by suggesting he goes for test with you to a fertility center? if you look at it very well you will discover that the problem of infertility lies majorly on women. They are the ones with the womb, they are the ones with eggs, they are the ones who do abortion etc

Herzumpther:
Lol. Abi na, if I have to stop eating with my siblings then I will have to stop posting pics o.

endymetrix:
1. I don't believe this house maid received this treatment based on the cause disclosed. 2. Do you all know that some house maids are life devils? A house maid once put her Mistress Baby inside a fridge to get the baby refridgerated. Let's not just jump into conclusion calling the woman a wicked devil. What about what that house maid did to her mistress baby in Uganda? How would you have treated that house maid if that was ur baby? I don't trust the cause of this treatment just disclosed here.

topcube:
Pls permit me to take little of your time, as I need your urgent reply before (January) month end.
I formerly reside in Lagos were I've met various types of ladies, & to my own opinion, non of them is wife material.
Seven months ago, July precisely, I meant this not too beautiful to my thirst, but, friendly & lovely lady (25yrs) at my new workplace in Benin. We got intimate & I found out; she's an semi-illeterare, her spoken english is 60%, writing 20% and reading 10%. She relied on people (whom she confide in) to read & write. Now, I didn't mean to assasinate her character but to introduce her, so, you know what am dealing with & offer me good advice pls.
I've just wrote her nagative aspect, let me hint you her positive angles, she knows how to cook good meal, help, etc. In short, she got everything am looking for in a woman.
Now, my question is, she doesn't have Certificate & this kept her @ home for so many months now. Is it right for me to help her secure a circular work i.e. Sales girl or related job?

plainmirror:
“Oga Titus is too pompous, you wan try us,
now money don lost, boys are very big boys,
you don Bleep up, you wan form boss, kasala
don burst, where is oga Titus
You take night bus to come Lagos, you go
campus, girl are very surplus, you no hint us,
you wan com flex, now money don loss…”

lugado:
My people, vote your conscience. Don't be manipulated. If your pastor says don't vote for a Muslim, ask him if Daniel served a saint; whether Modeccai did not serve King Ahaseurus and if Joseph was not a prime Minister under Pharaoh. This election is not about North versus South, nor is it Christian versus Muslim. It is about Nigeria and good governance. Don't allow politicians divide us. When they share money, they don't talk about religion. When they want donations from Aliko Dangote, they don't remember he is a Muslim. When they enter an aircraft, they don't ask the religious faith of the pilot. When their bosses are atheists, they don't resign from the job. When an Alhaji gives them contracts, they don't reject it. They and their wives go to Dubai to spend money. Dubai is in United Arab Emirate but they have no problems buying houses in Dubai. But when it comes to politics back home, they say they want to ISLAMISE you. Yet, some of these people were spiritual consultants to Abacha. Vote your conscience. If you want to vote for Jonathan, vote for him based on your conviction that he has performed in your estimation and not because he is a "Christian". If you want to vote for Buhari, vote for him because you feel disenchanted with Jonathan government, not because he is a Muslim. Say NO to bigotry. God bless Nigeria.

pls feel free to share! Good evening

ofala:
I watched it in company of a top NA officer who is equally a Muslim from Adamawa...


Hear him.."......Ofala, look at what your Vice President is saying(he interpreted Sambo's speech)....same way they incite these boys to go and kill and they will start blaming security agents for being ineffective"....


I had wanted to create a thread on VP Sambo's short speech after it was interpreted to me by my friend but I considered that it won't be to the benefit of generality of all of us to descend to Sambo's empty mind.


If Buhari is not a good Muslim because he chose a Christian running mate; it implies directly that GEJ is not a good christian for choosing Sambo.

So where will such vain reasoning lead Nigeria to? I have never heard one cohesive sentence from Mallam Sambo since he became the VP and now, this.

Are we going to continue like this? Is this the development we ask from our leaders?
Your vote is your power...


....Use it wisely on 14th Feb

Padipadi:
She took it too far. What is the crime of some of the slaves she beheaded?
Have you read any book on Efunsetan Aniwura?
She's just a witch!

Padipadi:
I disagree with the Op.
Most Iyalodes are aggressive, wicked and mean.

They are somehow possessed with one kinda spirit. E.g: Efunsetan Aniwura of Ibadan.
She became mad after the death of her daughter.

She forgot that in life, there's pain & gain. Because she's in pain, she shouldn't inflict her frustration on others.

Herzumpther:
Nope. I took it while in our plate. We eat together in my house most times and the thread says from your kitchen or do i Start eating alone then destroy our always eating together tradition because I want to snap and post pics here

FrancisTony:
Chai! See as Nairaland females dey trash their male counterpart.
Every family section topic must turn to Male & Female E-fight.
Grabs popcorn
https://31.media.tumblr.com/8709facd551bf255501032bfa6bd9faf/tumblr_mtdvyipAUS1qdjbb7o1_400.gif


Cococandy gave someone a smackdown and I felt the pain when he chipped an "Ad hominem" towards Alutacontinua!

crackhaus:
She has disappeared for now, she will come back when she guesses I must be asleep to avoid any prompt replies...

crackhaus:
I told you I got tired and gave up, then your self-esteem skyrocketed?

Oh lawd...you're either very easy to manipulate or suffering from clinical delusions, so you expected me to keep arguing against your opinion that I can't be polygamous?
Isn't that like you arguing with me if I had an opinion that you can't bear more than one kid? Lmao...

How would I be sure what you're capable of, or you be sure what I'm capable of?
Girl, please don't make me choke on laughter...

Emaprince:
faint for what?..for a sslut??..that's not possible..it can only happen the day I learn to trust women(which isn't possible too)..that comment is in qoute and its excerpts from some one who narrated it online...that's why I put it in italics.

Look the last part of my post where I said she wore lingerie for the show..na real po.rn actor be o..but unfortunately,her type will behave good at home and almost every where that's why people respects her so much..but she allowed the wh.ore in her to get the best of her...smh..imagine that the janitor never did this..this thing fit go on for 10yrs untill she makes more babies from the stewpid man.

crackhaus:
Okay you desperately want it to bite me? Lmao, then consider me bitten...I hope you had your orga.sm!
To think that by now you would know me well and my kind of person.

Anyway you're still hurting from our last encounter, I understand.

crackhaus:
It's not about comedy, you have the internet - make use of it.
You could also ask any social workers around that you know, I know my reality check never goes down well with you.

Err, the rest don't deserve a response or you don't have anything sensible to counter them with?

Emaprince:
Trying to google this sh1t to see the video but its no where..just stories everywhere.but the below in qoute is an excerpts from somebody in the same city who watched it..funny to me and made me shake my head too.

"[i]By the way, the Compromizing Video was uneventful. It was like watching my parents or aunt or uncle having sex. The man jerked a lot, like he was having seizures, and there was a lot of grunting and wheezing, and then he finished. P.S. The couple in the picture above look nothing like the one in the video. I cannot post the video on my blog, but you’re not missing anything. P.P.S. If I were her husband, I would have fainted too. His wife sucked some strange man’s joystick for over five minutes (joystick-sucking for 5 minutes is like 60 minutes in real time) and as if that was not bad enough, the strange man ejaculated who-knows-what into what’s the otherwise private area of his wife. I would faint, too.

Now I get why the janitor exposed her..she was confronted by some people trying to find out if it was true that the janitor was ffucking her..she was like "that dirty man?..I cannever have anything to do with that dirty man"..the guy heard it and said he'll show her what real dirty is about.
She even wore lingerie..red and black lingerie which she doesn't wear for her husband..lol

crackhaus:
Get over yourself, no one is 'vexing' over blind sarcasm...

crackhaus:
You are now deliberately being dumb... I'm yet to come across a male on NL who says divorce isn't a good option in certain situations.

What you and your fellow slow-thinkers do is prescribe divorce in favour of women for every little topic that comes on this section - so the sarcasm that has infested this thread so far is at best imbecilic.

As for this story, the single parent here after the divorce will be the man - and in case you didn't know, children raised under male single-parenthood on average turn out better than those raised under female single-parenthood... the research is everywhere, go check it out.


All that said, I personally wouldn't divorce that kind of woman - I'll rather make her life a living hell by hanging that incident over her head and reminding her of it every single time she complains to me about anything.
She'll either run mad or move out of the house to keep her sanity.

Akposy:
oh! Can i replace strawberry with banana?

jadelyn007:
lol, don't tell me you haven't heard it from nairaland guys before its their national anthem. Especially when a woman wants to dump a serial cheat you start hearing kids need father figure, mother figure, grandparent figure, figurine even.

Emaprince:
wtf??..even you??..why do you women always use this excuse to justify a sslut?..so if the tables where turned,would you find an excuse for the husband?

vislabraye:
I think people should get the full meaning of sexual harrasment. If a director toasts an actress and she agrees, is that sexual harrasment ?
I believe thats what happens in the movie industry most often. Of course that is not to say that theres no harrasment in the industry.
However, I hope this lady in question does not get harrassed.

Ilekeh:
She's just trying to gain attention to get new roles.

New face needs movie roles.

FrancisTony:
She exudes stùpidity and gender inferiority complex

A lady dress isn't a criterion for some guys to do nonsense.
Yes! There's a freedom of looking, same way there's freedom in dressing how we(they) like.