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HealthRe: Please Can A Virgin Get Pregnant by CoCoLav(f): 2:09am On Mar 26, 2017
mhizEvangee:
Go and read your book boy.
what's that?
bullshit
You could have ignored the thread if you thought it was bullish.it. If you don't have any sensible advice then GTFOH.

OP let her go for a pregnancy test, if she is pregnant, tell a close aunty or uncle, they will either help break the news to your parents or tell you what to do.

And yes a virgin can get pregnant.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Would You Do In This Situation? (Photo) by CoCoLav(f): 11:43pm On Mar 24, 2017
All these girls saying they will wash it because washing plates is their hobby, kudos!

As for me, ain't washing jack! I will probably start to think twice about marrying that guy at that point because it's obvious they are looking for a maid not a wife.

Imagine washing dirty stale dishes of a month and possibly longer. All the maggots and mould that would have grown on the plate.
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Pete Edochie's 70th Birthday Celebration In Enugu by CoCoLav(f): 9:00pm On Mar 12, 2017
Is it birthday that is like traditional marriage like this?
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Buhari Shaking Osinbajo Is Best Of All Buhari's Returning Pictures by CoCoLav(f): 12:19am On Mar 11, 2017
Raydans:
Nigeria has made another history today

Buhari returns, says Osibanjo should continue as Acting President while he (Buhari) continues to rest.

So in history today, March 10, 2017; Nigeria has two presidents
1. Resting President, and
2. Acting President.

Thank God for Nigeria
It will be a classic case of monkey dey work, baboon dey chop. This is all the cabal wants, just power. They dont care who does the actual work. Osibanjo will be performing presidential duties but will not be the president. Buhari is just a stooge for the cabals.
FamilyRe: I Feel My Father -in -law Is Trying To Control Me by CoCoLav(f): 5:49pm On Mar 10, 2017
He is just old and it obviously means he sees you as a son. Old people always want some company around them, its just normal.
CelebritiesRe: OAP Toolz Replies One Of Her 'Womb-Watchers' by CoCoLav(f): 3:10pm On Mar 07, 2017
That was a very stupid question. Is it your business? How can anyone ask such a sensitive question? What if she is TTC? I cant even ask my sister that, talk less of a stranger.

If I were Toolz husband, I would reply to that comment and put her in her place.
FamilyRe: My Husband Not Talking To Me, Because I Gave A Man Wrong Number by CoCoLav(f): 12:40am On Mar 02, 2017
davide470:
lipsrsealed
Speak or forever hold thy peace...
FamilyRe: My Husband Not Talking To Me, Because I Gave A Man Wrong Number by CoCoLav(f): 12:28am On Mar 02, 2017
DMeanMan:
5 bottles of Origin to CoCoLav
Too bad I don't drink grin
FamilyRe: My Husband Not Talking To Me, Because I Gave A Man Wrong Number by CoCoLav(f): 5:38pm On Mar 01, 2017
amyzon:
I don't work there, I only came for family planning pill that will last for 3 years, plus its a general hospital, u hardly meet the same doctor twice
I somehow understand why you did that. You are the type of person that doesnt like to be rude and because the guy didnt come out expressly to tell you why he wanted your number, you didnt want to assume it was for a sinister reason and at the same time you didnt feel comfortable giving him the real number. Some guys pick offence when they ask for your number and you immediately assume its because they want to ask you out. Next time, ask why he wants your number first then if he doesnt have a good reason, tell him your husband is waiting outside and probably wont approve unless it is related to additional information about your visit to the hospital. When a guy asks for your number and you immediately jump and say you are married, some of them will just take offence and ask you if they asked you out or if they asked you for sex. They can even throw insult on top so I understand you. In such situations, giving a wrong number is not so bad to avoid too much talk.
FamilyRe: My Brother Blocked Me On Whatsapp by CoCoLav(f): 3:16pm On Mar 01, 2017
What was the attitude of you and your mother towards him and/or his mother when he was a nobody? Tell us that one first because I am sure if he tells us his own story, we may feel sorry for him. His response of 'lol' sounds like what I will say when my enemy that was mocking me and praying for my downfall suddenly turns around to ask me for help.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Prepares To Run For Presidency In 2019, Lists Running Mates - ThisDay by CoCoLav(f): 1:00pm On Feb 28, 2017
Some posts here lauding Tinubu are obviously coming from paid stooges. They want to start the campaign early on Nairaland.

How can you compare Tinubu to Jonathan? What is the basis of comparison?
EducationRe: UNN Lecturers To Be Promoted Based On Students Appraisals - Pic by CoCoLav(f): 1:04pm On Feb 22, 2017
AZeD1:
Brilliant.
Can Nigerian students be trusted to give honest feedback? Can't they be manipulated or used as tools by others who may have it out for that lecturer?

I feel this will limit the lecturers powers. For instance - refusing to let a student come into a class after being late or sending an unruly student out of the class may cause the student to hold a grudge even if it is justified.
EducationRe: Common Terms And Popular Places In UNILAG by CoCoLav(f): 3:48pm On Feb 10, 2017
You forgot morning call

"Wake up sisters, wake up, it is time for morning devotion"

"Wake up brothers, wake up, it is time for morning devotion"

Attendance rate was only high during exam period. Once exam period is over, you wont see anybody again.
EducationRe: Smart City: Lagos To Train One Million Residents On Computer Coding by CoCoLav(f): 6:02pm On Feb 09, 2017
Brilliant! I am impressed!
FamilyRe: Nairalander Welcomes Baby Boy After 8 Years by CoCoLav(f): 5:56pm On Feb 09, 2017
That look is like "damn! I landed in Nigeria? cry cry
Car TalkRe: Photo Of The Bus Ambode Will Replace Danfo With In Lagos by CoCoLav(f): 5:54pm On Feb 09, 2017
If this is being introduced, then the level of accountability has to be increased for the drivers because they will be more careful with their own buses than with buses that belong to the government. In the alternative, the government could organize a leasing arrangement with the drivers where they could be eligible to buy the bus after a few years. If the government is really serious about taking miscreants off the street, they could create two employment streams for the drivers of the danfo buses/touts and another stream for graduates that may be interested in driving. Offer them extensive training on customer servive and safe driving.

Maintaining the buses could also create engineering jobs for the youths in Lagos. Dont just contract the mantainance to one company because that is where maintenance issues will crop up from due to a lack of accountability, have a specified department for maintenance or get independent contractors.
PoliticsRe: Moses Dickson's Ex-Girlfriend, Emoh Adoga Stalks Him For Marriage (Pics) by CoCoLav(f): 3:40pm On Feb 06, 2017
victorazy:
There is no point that will justify her demands, she is just a poor and cheap girl with no dignity. Buy her toyota 2007 while her mates are driving Range2017
So even if she lent him some money while they were dating, it still wont "justify" her demands? undecided
PoliticsOn 2face And The Cancelled Protest by CoCoLav(op): 1:11am On Feb 06, 2017
For those hiding behind the comfort of social media and raining abuses on Tuface Idibia for backing out of the February 6th protest, I say 'wehdonsirs'.For the powers 'that be' up north which successfully threatened poor Innocent and made him engage in 'due consultation', I lift everything I have in awe of you all..If the protest was against GEJ, it would have been very ok of course isn't it? In the last tenure we had so many peaceful protests didn't we? Remember bring back our girls, No to subsidy removal, No to Unilag name change etc... Poor Innocent! The weight of the world must have been on his shoulders these past weeks..Imagine the criticisms from friends and foes alike..Is it Black Faze who has been 'lyrically and morally asleep' all these years or the likes of Charles Novia who's greatest contribution to Nollywood industry is his 'devoid of any morals movies--like Alan Poza? Well to say I am dissapointed is an understatement. Ya'all criticizing tuface based on his 'fatherhood status', how dare you? Fela had many wives and concubines, was a chain smoker who walked around scantily dressed, yet he sang the truth. Gani by religion was a polygamist. These men were freedom fighters! What has having babies from several women got to do with airing one's mind to the government in a peaceful protest? Tuface did well to back out because this is not a one man battle..the odds were against him.Remember what Chinua Achebe said in Arrow of God to his hot-headed son Obika? He said, "My son sometimes we stand in the compound of a coward to point at the remains of the house of a brave man" (Pardon me, the words may not be same because I read that book at age 13). What happened to Obika afterwards? He died in his prime! Nigeria at this point is like a keg of gun powder waiting to explode. Some persons from the east want out, there is restiveness in the Niger Delta; the Boko Haram menace is still on, there are religious clashes here and there, some clergy are taking sides with political parties and persons in government (imagine o! What would one's eyes not see? I can imagine what would have happened if Samuel played politics between Saul and David); herdsmen want their cattle to graze anything green through out the country; corruption in all levels has so ravaged our country that there's nothing left of her womanhood. If some people who belong to some of the categories listed above join the peaceful protest and the solidarity rally what would happen, would it still be peaceful? We do not have heroes in this generation--no sir! They have all passed on. Talk about the likes of Nzeogwu ( who remains my man crush anytime any day) who in their bid to expunge corruption, did it in the way they were trained to do--kill! Those were British trained soldiers taught to believe that anyone who was not acting in the interest of their country was an enemy. Nzeogwu was not interested in the spoils of victory. He rather remained in the background (I can imagine him turning in his grave angrily in a bid to find his gun)How many times was Fela locked up? How many times was Gani locked up? How many youths today want to be locked up? How many people want to be like Mandela? Spend 20 years in jail, for what? They would say..That's the situation we find ourselves. We are just a bunch of lily livered youths who do not want to work but eat, who worship money, who are devoid of creative thinking..We prefer saying okay to asking why. We swallow every information given without any bit of inquisitiveness. Any body who dares to question authority is criticized by his age grade..It is shameful and pathetic.Is this not a democratic government supposed to be a 'government of the people, for the people and by the people? Why does it still seem like we are under military dictatorship? Idris Abdulkareem sang Jagajaga in early the 2000's . He was forced to flee for years. How many people in the entertainment industry stood up for him? Prior to that time he questioned why 50cents was flying first class while other Nigerian mysicians were flying economy to a show they were all going to perform.He was criticized by the very own people he was trying to defend and labeled a troublemaker. Our bloggers would rather put up what people say about government actions rather than writing it themselves because they are 'scaredy cats'. They would rather put up information about a dude who bought a car with millions of naira, a person who threw a party with billions; the list of societal weddings, the life style of transgenders; celebrity breakups and so on. The likes of Ken Saro Wiwa and Dele Giwa are gone with their generation! Remember Ibru of Guardian newspapers? He missed death by the whiskers over some publication. He was shot in the eye. Who can make that sacrifice? To those pooh-poohing that he opted out of the protest because his mother asked him to, I ask so what? If 2face chose to obey his mum--a woman well advanced in years and who has seen more things than he has, let him be! If my dad asked me to, I would do same not out of fear or the consequences of disobedience but respect.Those hiding behind tuface should go on with the protest and stop bashing the poor dude..Dear musicians, it's time to leave 'baby shake your bumbum songs' and do the needful. Until then, you have no right to criticize the bravest of your lot! #bullshit#
EventsRe: Wedding Photos Of The 60-Year-Old Bride And Her Husband by CoCoLav(f): 11:27pm On Feb 04, 2017
Limitless72:
If u've said THANK GOD maybe this rift woulnt have occurred in the first place...why would u say God's time is the best for a woman getting married at the age of 60...and talking about those ones that got married early and are facing marital breakdowns,,,abeg watch ur mouth because this beautiful woman for don get grandchildren if she had married in her 20ies,,,,anyway I wish her a blissful marital journey
Exactly, I just hope she had kids before menopause sha. I wish unmarried ladies who are approaching menopause can take the bull by the horns and have kids so they dont lose out completely.
EventsRe: 60-Year-Old First Time Nigerian Bride Weds Her Man (Photos) by CoCoLav(f): 5:05pm On Feb 04, 2017
Now it's obvious that what makes women age is the stress of marriage and raising a family.
FamilyRe: Which Foods Should My Wife Avoid So That Her One Week Pregnancy Would Not Abort? by CoCoLav(f): 6:28pm On Feb 03, 2017
figur:
Why do I think the poster is looking for a list of food to avoid so he can encourage the woman to take it in order to loose the pregnancy, and I also feel the said woman is a girlfriend and not a wife.
grin
EducationRe: UNILAG Students Chilling After Their Arrest At Their Convocation (Photos) by CoCoLav(f): 3:56pm On Jan 25, 2017
Why did he take off his shirt?
FamilyRe: Son's Mouth Is Of Great Concern by CoCoLav(f): 2:07am On Jan 13, 2017
Google mouth breathing
CelebritiesRe: Kanayo O. Kanayo Back To School, Resumes At University Of Abuja (Pics) by CoCoLav(f): 7:53pm On Jan 12, 2017
prettyboi1989:
lol dat will be 1 litre of chivita happy hour
Lol
CelebritiesRe: Kanayo O. Kanayo Back To School, Resumes At University Of Abuja (Pics) by CoCoLav(f): 7:52pm On Jan 12, 2017
prettyboi1989:
baba wan enta politics
You are smart

One bottle of your favourite drink for you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 10:33pm On Jan 06, 2017
davide470:
Happy Birthday CocoLav!

I celebrate you.
Thanks Mr. Cassanova cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 10:32pm On Jan 06, 2017
Jamean:
I wish you a happy birthday Cocolav smiley

Officially you are not young again cheesy so goan...

Welcome to your acceptable year, more than you had last year you will receive this year.

Have a wonderful time

Cheers!
Thanks Jamean!

Dont worry I am going to party hard tonight grin

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