Nicholaspepe:
Is there any Nairalander that can just call me and saw come and take dis job offer in Abuja no matter how humbling or menial it may be?
I want to share this testimony pls. Life after NYSC had been so so tormenting

What do u do? Whats your level. Wher do u liv e

Abigale...Cotonou girl.

Just google her..u go see am for IG. That guy wey call am IG Olosho wicked ooo. Chai

Dadaboy:

I am into entertainment.

Is entertainment a skill?

omolola100:
My mother advice me never to look for a rich man who is well do whenever i'm set to get married.
she said i should marry a man that we will both start our life from the foundation, according to my mum, she said it is better to suffer with man to acquire wealth, than to go for a ready made soup.

Looking at the way things are going now, do you think a woman will now stoop so low and marry a poor man that is trying to make ends meet? Although, money is not love, but why would a parent wish her daughter to marry a poor man, i am begining to see my mum as a bad mother who does'nt wish me well.
Is it advisable i follow my mothers advice? I should stay in SURULERE instead of OLORUNSOGO.

What do you have that you say ' you will stoop so low to marry a poor man?'

See haanty wey poverty don chop her brain finish. Anyeay, to answer your qurstion: even if you no follow your mama advice and wan marry rivh man. You still no go see. who tell you say rich man want poverty stricken woman like you?

Allso, its possible you may not even see any man at at all to marry sef

Hehehe..this unilag girl that year. She is the video vixen in inyanyas kulere video..wearing the short black and white dress.

She get anything before? Asides fine pishur n phone. I still wan fvck am sha

Kai...haaamty you talk too muvh..you are quite a handful. I will behave like him too.

That said, its cos you refused to give hom sex. Its that simple. Telling a grown ass no sex till marriage. Why wont he be aggrabated.

He just didnt have the liver to tell you.

If you both are talking about you staying in a spare bedroom in your supposed man's house- you guys are not even in a relatonship. You are just talking or in a flirtationship.


As for me tho, i can never be in a no sex relationship. Never. I lett a good girl go only last month. How we no go dey fvck?

Get a court order to put a lien on his acccounts or PND. Get supporting documents from.custom alleging fraud. Or get a court order to seal up his car stand. He wontsell sny car for awhile.Let him lose momey and spend money small.

Then drag him to court

Pretend:

This gal doesn't look wild, or crazy, she looks serious and moderate, also into medical stuff....I'm just trying to tread gently.

And you got her on Tinder. Even for abroad sef,Tinder get as e be. No to talk of Nigeria where we all know thats a Runz Girl platform.

On a first date, why shd u even be telling a girl a sob story, that u were sick and nearly died, hoping to get pity from her.

You funny o. They girls only want to hear soft stories, and sob stories as they are available, only for enjoyment.

Next time, keep your woes to your self. Share only the highs,till you are sure of her. Better not even share sef,cos they can constribute zilch.

As for me, though, once i take yiu out,drop you or uber you home and you dont call or text, thats the end. I aint ever calling you again. Her calling/texting is a gauge of interest.

Simple.
Quickly go snd tell your brother you caught the 15yr old peeping the wife. Its your word against his. Afterall the 15yr old is not innocent. He is a blackmailer too

OfeAchi:
BACKGROUND:

I had a decent job before I met her and I was responsible for all the decisions I took, which mostly led to favourable outcomes.
However when I met her and began a relationship, I wasn't having the freedom I needed. Any decision I wanted to take without her authorization always ended badly. For example there was a period I wanted to jointly rent an apartment with a male friend of mine. She strongly opposed this but I still went ahead to pay rent. Unfortunately for me, within four months my friend had some issues with landlord and we were both evicted from the apartment. (although I got compensated)

Another instance was when I got paid some bonuses from company and decided to invest in some crypto projects during their ICOs (in 2017). I did some market analysis of these crypto projects before my decision to invest, only for her to advice me against it. She said we should instead, use the money to start farming. I didn't listen to her and went ahead to invest. THE RESULT: the investment that was supposed to take me to the moon now became more worthless than tissue paper! I shed tears because of this.

I now decided to get rid of her, but all plans of mine proved abortive. The more I tried to get her out of my life, the more we were brought together. Can you believe that the day I finally proposed to her was the very same day I tried to make out with an old girlfriend?

A friend of mine went to consult an ifa priest, who told him that my fiance has a cloud of good fortunes around her. But I don't believe in those spiritual mumbo-jumbos! I was determined to leave her. This made me begin applying for jobs in other states and towns, but nothing came forth. I even went for interview/test but didn't scale through. Some weeks later, she told me that she wasn't in support of me getting job in another town (she says she was scared of losing me).

Did you know? the time I decided to remove the thoughts of leaving her from mind and fully accept her into my life, was the time that I finally got a better job in another city!

MARRIAGE
We got married in 2019 and I was of the mindset that since she may be an ogbanje, therefore things would work in my favour and I would become a millionaire very quickly, but that's not the case.

Since marriage, any decision I take without her approval always leads to disaster!
I wanted to invest in a partnership deal and told her about it but she disapproved and said I should save the money instead. I went ahead to invest and I lost 400k! Same for other decisions in the house, the outcome was always negative whenever I don't heed her advice.

I hate all this! I'm a full grown man. Why should my life be based on the decisions of a woman? I feel like I'm no longer in control of my life.
I'm about to take a car loan from my company in order to escape this constant public commute and trekking but she has vehemently disapproved, that I should instead save for another year or two before buying car. But I still won't listen to her! If the loan ends in a disaster, I have decided that I would abandon this marriage and relocate to another country. A country where voodoo and religious mumbo-jumbo do not exist, so that I can be in full control of my life!

.......PS: we have a year old baby girl. Maybe I could be sending monthly upkeep from this new country I intend to relocate to.

Able readers, is my final decision a good one?

But she knows you are writing this mumbo jumbo. You are finished thos man. This ogbanje loving man. You married her cos you knw she is ogbanje and u can be a millionaire. Hahaha

Lol..funny story. Like joro stories

She wants fwb...you hbae to pay to fvck.. You, you just want to be fvcking sara.

Better tell her she has to start paying hou rent. Cos, you intend to start paying her for knacks.

How can she tell you whats on her mind when she wants to pay to access the cookie..then remembers she is stying for free

Na wah

I want to knw how this saga ends

sampete:
No, I haven't gone for a medical checkup. Haven't had the need to. I have enjoyed excellent health for years, not even an headache. Thanks To God's grace.

I started small last year. Now I can jog up to 5km

And how do I know if I'm using the wrong/right running shoes?. I feel comfortable in the one I'm using. And I'm not overweight, just a regular average dude.

You do 5km...and you think thats small? How old are you? And what do you weigh?

Its early signs of rheumatism anyway.i experince same when i work out, but next dsy, i go again.

It will seem as if yiur knees are locked and weights are tied to your fibula/tibia. You feel very heavy

OMOJOHN001:
Guy's how do you handle this type of Girls in a relationship,

Now let me gist you Guy's small, Don't even call me simp cuz I have overcome as many as possible ladies that came with this yeye scope before.

I stated dating this babe about three weeks ago now, I love her so much to an extent that I have plan to marry her if she is a serious type.

when she accept to date me, I asked her if she has any BF she said (yes)though their relationship is not more than two months and Nothing like sex has happened between them. She said.

I said no pro, Just three days into the relationship I asked her to Choose between me and that guy, that I can't be dating one girl with another dude. To my surprise this babe choose me, Now two days ago she came to my side telling me she has broke up with that dude and she even delete and block the guy number on WhatsApp in my presence.

Just for this babe to come up with an excuse of No Sex yet today. I was just there laughing and Told her no one does a relationship without sex in this Generation but this babe said she can't have sex yet oooo.

Now guy's before one werey go mumu me and act smart.
How do I handle this babe, to avoid her seeing me as someone that's after sex, and from the Romance we had I notice she is a virgin, but not sure sha.

Cuz I gat to chop her before she can collect shi shi from me, I hate story that touches the heart.

You started 3weeks ago and you cant do without her? Are you for real? If she says no sex, drop her like a hot potato. If she wants to continue. She will come back to give u the sex so you guys can continue. If she doesnt, you hv lost nuthin

Hehhehehehe.... Sakamaje everywhere

SarkinYarki:
Damn , I know this woman from Abuja when her Husband was CP... What was she even doing in Makudi...RIP

You dont know her. She has never lived in Abuja..never ever. She operated eunnyland bakeries for many years before moving to her present location in 1989. Its also her house, where she died. Living all alone in a 8room house and bakery premises

SarkinYarki:
Damn , I know this woman from Abuja when her Husband was CP... What was she even doing in Makudi...RIP

You dont know her. She has never lived in Abuja..never ever. She opetated eunnyland bakeries for many years before moving to her present location in 1989. Its where she died

Slimslimqq:
like u said I don't know much about her but I was only worried the kinda life she's living and I decided to help her leave the hell fire, atleast with the little help i offered her in Lagos, she can finally stand her ground in years to come rather than risking her life with a Yahoo boy.

thanks for these piece of advise

You, yourself..you are in hell fire. And you are tryng to help someone leave her hell fire.

You don chop today?

Foolish boy

Britishcoins:
This woman is madly in love with me, I discovered that she married as a virgin at age of 16, to wealthy man.
The trouble started the day I accompanied his elder brother who was planning his wedding to the market to buy weeding suit and other things, it happened that she equally followed the brother...
We just exchanged greetings and boom, she liked and cherished me...
She asked the brother to give her my number, that she want to buy something from my shop..
my people from that day till today 1year now she will not allow me rest.
She even said that she wished she knew me earlier before married.
As for the husband, the man is financially buoyant and the woman has everything including cars...
She do call me in his husband presence.
I have already friend zone her because I told her no any romantic affection of any kind, which she also supported...
But I am afraid... She can do anything I ask her. To the extent of giving me 500k (borrow), wrist watch, many gifts I can't remember...
The husband self do jokingly ask her "what of ur boyfriend".
I don't know how to end this...
She even memorize my phone number and can call me anytime...
I am still virgin oo and I don't know exactly what she saw in me...
I am not even too handsome or rich...
But she does not care..
All her family secrets, she don't hide it for me..
On Xmas eve she drove to my rented apartment and said she wish I was her husband...
PLS WHAT SHOULD I DO?
SORRY FOR ANY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS...

So you have a rented apartment, yet you are still a virgin. Issokay

AfroKnight:
Sorry. She’s an adult. You can’t even seize her phone anymore.

If you live in a country with pro-LGBTQ laws, you are one step away from jail. So tread carefully.

You should learn to live with it. Sorry. Doyin Okupe is currently going through this with his gay son. Charly Boy too with his daughter. All they can do is pray and wish and wish some more. But they cannot force them to be straight. They have to live with the situation.

Better listen to this person.

Seizing the fone of a 22yrd old? Even in Nigeria..you are looking for trouble

Hotbutt:


Yes...Life no hard but we can not make it harder.

I just need a number preferably EFCC.

And P.S: This is not a Revenge Mission. This is my Father's house (His late) and I just need my peace. This has been going on for over 4 yrs now. Enough is Enough.

Four years? Wow.

As per blocking your gate..leak their tyres. Leak two tyres at once. No one will disturb you again.

If you are kooking for efcc number, u no ssbi google? But ubsabi nairaland. If i slsp u

Gang90:

It disgusting, seriously, and I can't just head back to my family house I just came back from there, and it some hour and 30 minutes journey, these things irritates me,

This guy..you can nag o....


You are naggist..so she did wrong, but wetin bring all this disgusting, hotel, soak bed in dettol, nauseating talk, enter herr

TheAviator2000:


We have never had sex.
Met her a virgin and never pressured her for sex as she wasn;t ready!

So you never fvck am all this while. So, how is she your girlfriend? Na wa u o

Unono is a senile old fool, and tho he is Tiv, from Benue and the middle belt, he does not represnt anynof thes people or groups.

Benue is the onlg state north of the Niger that is homogenuously christian(no muslim) and no one speaks hausa or bears hausa names. They speak their own indigenuous languages.

That is where Uthman Danfodios fulani jihad was ended when the fulanis were defeated in 1897. It was the Tiv, this same Unongo's forbears who defeated the fulanis and put paid to their aspirations of territorial dominance.

It is also a Tiv man, the Governor of the state, who first banned open grazing in Nigeria and has told the federal govt repeatedly to arrest leaders of miyetti allah, and fulani cattle breeders association.

It is surprising where Unongo goes to sit to utter the gibberish he does

Jeff121212:
Guys I'm pretty popular on nairaland but to avoid banters, I created this account. Do pardon my typos and mistakes, I'll try to be as brief as possible.

I dated this girl for like a year and during that period we sure did have intercourse frequently. After a while we broke up because according to her, she lost feelings for me. I pleaded but she insisted that her decision was absolute so I let it slide.

Recently, I became better than I was financially, way better. I wouldn't want to attribute her coming back to it but she did come back and we got talking again.

About a month ago she said she had accomodation issues and pleaded to move in with me. I obliged. We became as close as we were when we were dating (,or so it seems to me).

I noticed that she changed churches and she is more fervent now. Although it didn't change much, we still do get intimate in the heat of it but for about a week or so now, she refused to give in to my advances. I confronted her and she said her pastor asked her not to.

Now the issue is I'm a one woman man who doesn't believe in philandering (sleeping around). Coupled with her living with me, I'm lost as to how to address this issue. I need suggestions guys, I really do like her and would love to settle down with her (God willing).

Thanks Guys

These are all the guys whosay they are red pill, who keep abusing their fellow guys as simp, calling men simp,simp everywhere, once someone makes a post concerning a woman. Meanwhile, they are the real.simps, when they have a problem with their simping lifestyle, they go create a new account because of shame, so they wont be laughrd at, by their fellow red pill association

What have you shared here, that is so weired that you have to go create a new account, if not that you keep abusing people and calling them simp, and you are now ashamed of your own experience.

Now see your simping life?

Why didnt this make front page when he shared this?

JOBgame:



OK SIR

Dont listen to foolish advice. You can only do these things if, you are two things:
1. You are very rich
2. You fvck her well..as in very, very well.

So ask your sef- do you fvck her very well? Does she depend on you 70% financially. If not you will just come back one day and discover, your wife is gone.

Never to come back

Dont let anybody confuse you.

You are in school at 28, did you think you could be Dangote, by now?

You must follow due process

chii8:
My mom is 56, I am 34,my daughter is 11....

We are talking young grannies, under 40. You are talking old mama at near 60

My girlfriends mother was 38. We used to party together. So? She was already a grandmother cos my gf had a kid of 4