Policewoman: Paul should be charged for child abuse.

Probably Paul must have got her pregnant here in Niger, and you know our judicial system here will definately overlooked this situation.

Jose Mourinho has taken a swipe
at Pepe in the wake of the
defender's comments on the Real
Madrid coach's treatment of Iker
Casillas.
The centre-back claimed his
coach should show Casillas more
respect after los Blancos hard-
fought 4-3 win over Valladolid at
the weekend
, but Mourinho has issued a
riposte by suggesting that Pepe
is simply trying to distract
attention from is own struggle to
secure first-team football.
"Pepe's comments? It is very easy
to analyse what he says. Pepe
has a problem and his name is
Raphael Varane," the Madrid
coach stated at a press
conference.
"A 31-year-old has lost his place
to a 19-year-old. It’s the law of
life. But who had the courage to
field Varane? I did."
Mourinho then went on to
explain his decision to drop
Casillas in favour of Diego Lopez,
stressing that it has nothing to
do with any personal animosity
between the pair.
"Let's see if you understand it
once and for all, I am a soccer
coach," he continued.
"They hired me to be a soccer
coach and a soccer coach has
certain responsibilities, one of
which is to pick the team.
"I don't do it by flipping a coin. I
do it after discussion and lengthy
analysis of my decisions.
"I like Diego Lopez more than
Iker Casillas as a goalkeeper. This
is not a personal decision, there
is nothing bad between Iker and
me.
"I like shot-stoppers who play
well with their feet and who
come off their line to collect
crosses. Iker makes great saves
between the posts, but I prefer a
different type of goalkeeper."
Madrid are currently preparing
for Wednesday's Liga match at
home against Malaga.

www.goal.com/en-ng/news/4099/spain/2013/05/07/3960780/mourinho-pepe-has-a-problem

Most ladies believes that having at least a child is one short cut to womanhood. I believe that not all mothers are woman. Pls nairalanders, give your OWN definitions/characteristics of a woman, so our female genders here would know their category (i.e. Girl or woman). Thanks and God bless. I plead for front page.

Sometime I look at myself and status and I can't really tell if i'm a man now or still a boy. Please nairalanders, give your definitions or characteristics of a man so that we male genders can start sizing ourselves to know the category (i.e. Men or boys) we belong. With due respect, this should be in front page. Thanks. The female version to follow shortly.

I have been hearing about witches and wizards since I was a little boy, but up till this moment, I have never seen not even one before, thereby given me the impression that they never exist. To be sure, I took the issue to my both parents whom have spent more time on earth, they both said, never in there life have they seen any. Today, I'm bringing the same issue to nairalanders to nail. Have you seen a witch or wizard before? If yes, share your experience. If no, do you still think that witches and wizards does exist? Front page please...

sKeetz: This riddle is as old as methuselah...anyways, the answer is ''language'' . Ask me how

how?

alaoeri:
Stand to be corrected not the funniest but just got the nicest packaging & strategy, he understand Nigerians very well & also blend easy as things changes these among the factors working for him.

May God bless you.

"Angry" and "hungry" are two
words in the English language
that end in "-gry". What is the
third word?
The word is something that
everyone uses everyday. If you
have read carefully, I have
already told you what it is?

Manweysabi: nurrin you can do about it... Africaaaaaaans...... Awoooo

This awooo wey you dey do... No let one whiteman hear you o... Make dem no call you monkey. *Taking from experience*

stagger: I can postpone sex to watch a match.

.*with due respect* Make we here word.

You must be joking otherwise, 2million naira is even too much.

harlos: The teacher said he wish yesterday which is saturday should be tomorrow, which means if tomorrow is saturday then today will be friday, and yesterday is saturday then he is saying it on sunday.


Hope u understand it this way cos i'm not good in doing explanation.

correct bro. Final answer, sunday.

opeano: So sure abt dis. Its on a sunday.

can you analyse pls?

A quick brain test: A teacher said
to one of his students, 'how I
wish yesterday was tomorrow,
today could have been friday'. On
what day did the teacher make
this statement? Explain.

Greetings nairalanders... Between
Iyanya and Flavour who is a better
singer? Please your candid
opinion is needed here. Thanks

I hate Lescort/Terry/Ramsey and Man utd. On the contray, I like Messi and Arsenal.

After spending an unforgettable
night in Lagos on Thursday,
Harambee Stars finally landed
safely in Calabar ahead of the
World Cup qualifier against
Nigeria's Super Eagles on
Saturday.
They were warmly received by
officials of the Nigeria Football
Federation. Unlike Lagos, they
were given two buses and an
official saloon car for head of the
Kenyan delegation and taken to
the Channel View Hotel.
Head of Delegation Hussein Terry
confirmed to Goal.com that the
team had arrived in Calabar, the
city where the match will be
staged, despite another two
hour flight delay in Lagos.
Terry further said the team had
refused attempts to have two
players share a single room in
Calabar.
“Our hosts wanted the players to
share a single room but we
declined. We are glad that some
Fifa officials have already arrived
in Calabar and they intervened.”
He further revealed that the team
was supposed to get a training
ground at 4pm on Thursday after
having lunch. They were later to
train at the Univesity of Calabar
sports grounds, watched by a
crowd of spectators.
Earlier, Kenyan Sports
Commissioner Gordon Oluoch
confirmed that the government
has intervened in the matter
through its High Commissioner in
Lagos.
Oluoch said following media
reports of mistreatment of the
team in Lagos, the Sports Ministry
had contacted the Kenyan
ambassador in Lagos who talked
to Nigerian Sports Minister to
intervene.
“Our High Commissioner has also
sent an official to accompany
Stars to Calabar and ensure they
are comfortable and have
everything they need.”
The match officials have been
designated from Botswana with
Bondo Joshua the centre referee,
Mepudi Meshack Ist Assistant,
Momedi Monakwame 2nd
Assistant, Kutlano Lesso fourth
official and Sey Omar from
Gambia, the Match Commissioner.

www.goal.com/en-ng/news/4065/africa/2013/03/21/3843328/kenyas-harambee-land-in-calabar-train-at-university-grounds

From primary to tertiary, no secondary?

Ijogz K: What is the website of the NFF?

You dey look for trouble o

I can't forget when I washed our television with omo and water.

I respect any man that puts on the panaman cap. I see them as a police officer.

In the ghetto, me and some of my female neighbour always in the kitchen at night.

I don't flursh after using the toilet. Etc. I grew up in the ghetto.

quality01: Plz am equally bankrupt.I served diz country in 2009-2010(NYSC) and since den no job,no income.plz I need a helping hand.

hahahaha... I pray for you bro. You will get yourself a good job.

Mod pls front page, i want to see more comment on this to know the gravity of their act. Thanks

I don't have much to say on this than to say both of them are big thieves. In your own opinion, who do you think did worse between James Ibori and Alamieyeseigha? And why do you think so? 1 love nairalanders.

Gej's govt is always full of surprises. I wont be surprise if GEJ comes out to say,

'America/Obama should go to hell'. Though I don't pray so.

talktimi: victor oliseh ke ? Is he from Togo

hahahaha... E no good o

JOKES APART........THIS IS A VERY
FUNNY AND INTERESTING ISSUE
ABOUT SOME NOTABLE NIGERIANS
INCLUDING HONOURABLE PATRICK
AND THE FIRST LADY,DAME
PATIENCE JONATHAN AS BOTH OF
THEMBATTLE FOR GRAMMATICAL
SUPREMACY. During the dinner
organised in honour of the
Super Eagles for lifting the AFCON
trophy in
Abuja, prominent Nigerians
stepped forward to
make donations.
The 1st person was Dr. Mike
Adenuga- C.E.O Glo
world. He said, "it's my honour to
present the
Eagles with this token on behalf
of Glo & my
family, I donate the sum of 1mU.S
dollars".
The 2nd person was Aliko
Dangote. He said, "the
Super Eagles have displayedthe
Nigerian spirit
in soccer. On behalf of my family &
Dangote
groups of company, I donate the
sum of 2m U.S
dollars to the Eagles".
The 3rd was Senator Patrick.He
said, "This
uncompromising triumph of the
sailing Eagles of
this terrestrial country has
breached the
virulent attack of soccer sport
loving Nigerians
who have for the past 19years
waited like puppets
for this euphoric moment. On
behalf on my genus
inclinatio inoculate & the people
of Edo state, I
conferat a sum of 10m naira to
the Super
Eagles".
The last person was our amiable
First lady, Dame Patience
Jonathan.....She said,"I'm
ungrateful to the Super Eagles for
winning this
troublesome tournament trophy.
My heart that
was doing giki-giki can now rest
in peace. On
behalf of 15m naira, I donate my
family & the
entire citizens of Nigeria to the
Super Eagles........ Please give your vedict on this contest.

abes: I think it is normal, joints are not made to be rigid.

You no serious o

Ladies with there fake life. I saw Majid and recognise him immidiately but i'm still struggle to recognise those ladies. Mtshew...

mikeyhernadez: Na my mouth you wan for hear?

Uche Jombo is better than both jor.

Obasanjo say obasanjo no say, achibe say achibe no say, igbo say igbo no say, yoruba say, yoruba no talk say... You guys should look at the topic again abeg. Boring...

Mynd_44:
FYI, not everyone who gives birth are actually happy about it which just makes your comment pointless.

Or you have not seen a situation where a MARRIED woman gives birth and is not happy?

And it is everyone that adopt that
are happy abi? Or you think all
those that adopt because they
can't produce likes their situation
abi? Guy na you dey make
pointless comment.

FYI, not everyone who gives birth are actually happy about it which just makes your comment pointless.

Or you have not seen a situation where a MARRIED woman gives birth and is not happy?[/quote] And it is everyone that adopt that are happy abi? Or you think all those that adopt because they can't produce likes their situation abi? Guy na you dey make pointless comment.