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NNEWIsuper:

I wanted to stone you before, but ....
Chop knuckle!

And they say Okrzie go go again..... tufiakwa

dabrin:
Nigerians blasts millionaire blogger Linda Ikeji and her friend, Lola for showing off Fanta face, Cocacola legs. After fans react to the photo, Linda Ikeji immediately deleted the photo that has showed off her bleached legs with her friend and uploaded another one without showing their legs.

Gist from Gistmore - http://gistmore.com/fans-react-after-linda-ikeji-and-her-friend-show-off-their-bleached-legs-photo

Cc; Lalasticlala

Show us something original like A$s with some stretch marks..

Mikefrik:
I was at my mom's shop when a guy and a lady walked in, perhaps the guy wanted to buy her just a drink. But this guy told the waitress to serve the lady a malt drink that he was coming back. naso this guy go for almost 1 hour and left the babe to pay for her drink herself. Hm ladies should be careful with guys o. "boys are not smiling".

She was lucky its just a malt drink
Sharpguy

Suncitynews:
EXPOSED!!!: ALEX OTTI’S ALLEGED DIRTY DEAL WITH CHIEF UCHENNA OKOGBUO ( APGA DNCS)
December 15, 2018 admin

…When trust is murdered, Treachery becomes inevitable”*

The APGA Deputy National Chairman South Chief Uchenna Okogbuo is one of the arrow head in Abia APGA that is instrumental to the illegality going on in the state chapter of the party.

One will ask how could a man of high moral standards puncture his integrity for love of money and turn to an icon of deceit? When It was expected of him to stand by truth and adhere to constitutional provisions.
The illegal candidature of Alex Otti is built on uncountable atrocities perpetrated by those in positions of authority in the party.

The alleged many sins of the Deputy National Chairman South in 2015 caught up with him not long ago. It will be recalled that in 2015, when Alex Otti represented APGA in the general elections while Chief Uchenna Okogbuo was the Acting State Chairman in Abia. As the superintendent of the party in the state, he syphoned to his personal pocket and embezzled over N70,000,000 ( Seventy million Naira)

A Petition was written against him titled “ Official Corruption and Embezzlement of Political party Funds in excess of 70,000,000,” to EFCC which sought to the investigation and recovery of the said sum belonging to APGA, Abia State Chapter.

It will be recalled that over a year ago, Chief Uchenna Okogbuo was head over in support of Sir Chikwe Udensi and Barr. Ahamdi Nweke, not until he was threatened by Alex Otti and Ehiemere to either withdraw his support for Sir Chikwe Udensi and Barr. Ahamdi Nweke or face the wroth Of EFCC.
Because his hands are soiled and unclean he had no option but to dance to the tune of Alex Otti in order not to face EFCC at the expense of his integrity and support for the right candidate.
Chief Uchenna Okogbuo Cowardly catapulted himself to Alex Ottis camp for fear of EFCC.

Attached to this publication Is a copy of
the letter withdrawing EFCC petition alleging the embezzlement of over N70 million party funds against Uchenna Okogbuo (APGA DNCS) by Alex Otti.
This is also part of the case between Prince Nnanna Onapuruagu Ukaegbu and Chief Uchenna Okogbuo in suit No. Hu/22/2018 which ousted Ehiemere and Uchenna Okogbuo, restraining them not to act nor represent the party at any level, thereby reinstating Prince Nnanna Ukaegbu as the Authentic State Party Chairman.

This and other gratification are the reasons why Uchenna Okogbuo betrayed Sir Chikwe Udensi and Chief Ahamdi Nweke in APGA Primary election.
APGA certainly does not need these crop of individuals with degraded moral standards and questionable integrity to represent the party in any capacity.

read more: http://www.suncitynewsng.com/exposed-alex-ottis-allege-deal-with-chief-uchenna-okogbuo-apga-dncs/

What a mess!

An old rancher died, leaving everything to his devoted wife. Needing help, she decided to advertise for a ranch hand. Only two people applied. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought about it and hired the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours and knew a lot about ranching. To reward his good work she let him have the night off to go into town for some fun.

Later that night he returned to the ranch house. Halfway to his room, he saw the woman standing beside the fireplace, a glass of wine in hand. She called him over.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she ordered. Trembling, he did so.
"Now take off my boots," she said.
"Now my socks," the hired man complied.
"Now take off my bra." He did as he was told.
"Now take off my panties." He slowly pulled them down.

She fixed him with a determined gaze and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."


What were you thinking?

BrutalLafamilia:
I met this amazing girl recently, she was posted newly to my office, we got talking and I discovered she was homely and would make a good companion, we also have a lot in common and attended the same secondary school. I asked to date her and she told me she would think about it, she kept dodging and finally told me she was in a complicated situation.

She has been dating a force man for the past three years, that brutalizes her and treats her like a property, she comes from a comfortable background but she depended on him to buy her a phone, laptop and meet her financial needs as she was unemployed for some years, he in turn has not committed to any relationship, still frolicks with other ladies and harasses her in her family house whenever she returns late, he calls her security man to find out her movement.

I brought this issue here because I noticed marks on her hand this morning (he beat her up and caused a scene last night at her place when she returned late and wasn't taking his calls) and he called me using her phone to ask me funny questions last night. Should I take the matter up and ensure he is disciplined or leave her to continue to suffer in her current situationship.


Please I need wider audience.

Oga if you aren't an Avenger Superhero, please look for anoda gehlfren...

Chikancy555:
This might sound funny guys but I started dating my girl this year and she's in her finals in the university, a bright and prospective student. I own a shop and making good money from my business and we hope to settle down by January but my girls private part is quite wide.

Thing about loving a person genuinely is you don't care about their past, all you care about is making them better and happy.

So I need ideas


1- Can a wide private part be made closer



2- If there is a solution, how do I communicate the solution to her.



Did the intro last week, marriage is in January. Please help a brother Biko.


Opened a new moniker for this. I love her

The wide ocean was there, you dived in... Swam the whole place and still went ahead to do introduction..

Ogbeni what do u want from us?

Wisdomkosi:
BREAKING!! How EFCC Raided, Arrested T. Orji’s Sons Like Common Criminals at Night Club in Abuja

There appears to be no respite for the embattled former governor of Abia State and Senator representing Abia North, Theodore Orji in his ongoing high powered investigation over N27b Fraud he allegedly perpetrated while in office as the governor of the state.

Reports reaching Igbere Tv newsroom indicates that Operatives of the Economic & Financial Crimes Commission have arrested two sons of the ex governor Governor.

The arrest was said to have been carried out in an apartment in Maitama area of Abuja, where the sons of Orji, have a flat to themselves.

According to information available to Igbere Tv, the name of one of the children of Orji arrested was Chiemeka.

The DSS operatives on arriving at the premises, Saturday, reportedly quizzed Chiemeka and his brother, demanding to know where huge cash were hidden in the house.


They were said to have told the Orjis that they had information that they are in the know about the movement of cash into the house and where it is stored.
The duo reportedly denied knowledge of the said funds.

They were then taken to the headquarters of the EFCC in Abuja, where they were grilled for several hours.

Though they were released, the Orjis had two of their vehicles towed away to the premises of the EFCC. They are yet to retrieve their vehicles as at press time.
Meanwhile, the EFCC operatives had earlier arrested another son of the ex governor, Ogbonna Orji, a night before the raid.

IGBERE TV Learnt that the 32-year-old Ogbonna was arrested at a nightclub in Abuja by agents of the anti-graft body.

His arrest, according to a source, was a follow up on an investigation of his father.

The source informed Igbere Tv that in the course of investigating the former governor, it was discovered that he laundered money through his sons.

According to the source, the sons used part of the laundered funds to purchase exotic houses and vehicles, including a Range Rover worth about N100million.

Contrary to insinuation that EFCC invaded the house of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) presidential candidate, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, the source informed Igbere Tv that the arrest of the senator’s son had nothing to do with the former Vice-President.

Source : http://igberetvnews.com/480396/efcc-raided-arrested-t-orjis-sons-like-common-criminals-night-club-abuja/

These basterds struggled to outdo Orji Uzor Kalu in looting Abia State... PDP and These thieves are a curse to Abia State

landmark86:


1.Lemon breast
2. Coconut breast
3. Banana breast
4. Apple breast
5. Orange breast
6. Guava breast
7. Mango breast
8. Grapes breast
9. Paw paw breast

Ladies choice your size/type

Men make your choice

Yesterday na towtow, today own na boobs.

BoneBlogger:
According to reports, the proceedings in an Ikeja High Court took an unusual dimension on Monday when an excerpt of a sex video tape between a married father of three and his ex-lover was played in the courtroom.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the father of three, Peter Omokaro, is an ex-banker, while his ex-lover, Titilayo Nosa-Igiebor, is a businesswoman.

Omokaro who is in his early 60s had sued Nosa-Igiebor, 33, over her non-payment of an alleged N15 million loan he gave her during their relationship.

The tape was played when Mr Victor Okpara, counsel to Nosa-Igiebor led her in evidence.

The video which played for more than an hour showed Omokaro and Nosa-Igiebor lying in bed in a hotel room, agreeing to the terms of the `loan’ before engaging in sexual intercourse.

Omokaro could be heard in the video, before signing the agreement, saying: “I hope I am not signing my death warrant.”

He was also heard telling Nosa-Igiebor that he had no intention of getting the loan back.

The defendant’s counsel tendered a copy of the loan agreement in evidence.

The counsel told the court that Clause Five of the agreement exempted Nosa-Igiebor from repaying the alleged loan because of their sexual relationship.

NAN reports that Clause Five of the agreement, which pertains to waiver of rights, states: “Peter forever waives all rights to loan payback, forfeiting totally loan given if Titilayo agrees to and has sexual intercourse with Peter.”

Earlier in her evidence, the defendant told the court that Omokaro never gave her the N15 million although he promised to give her without collecting it back.

The businesswoman testified that Omokaro became vindictive after their relationship turned sour.

She told the court that the ex-banker intended to punish her for the soured relationship by taking her to court.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/12/how-sex-video-tape-was-played-as-evidence-in-lagos-court-pictured.html

Wise woman VS Foolish Dickhead

Gistman39:
A young boy identified as Valentine Obi has revealed how a runs girl he slept with forgot her pant after stealing his N50,000.

Read his story: https://expresgist.com/2018/12/09/the-girl-i-slept-with-stole-my-50k-but-forgot-her-pant-valentine-obi/

At your young age, you are already doing Pay as You Go!

dainformant:
A couple was caught pants down having sex inside a car in a residential area. According to reports, some of the residents noticed the unusual movement of the car that was parked in an isolated area along the street and decided to check out what was happening.

They were surprised to see the couple having sex inside the car in broad daylight. The said lady is rumoured to be engaged and was seen in the act with her alleged lover.

The residents bashed the couple for deciding to take bring their private affair to their street rather than get a room. 

According to Facebook user John who didn't give the exact location of the incident, the couple were embarrassed before they were chased away from the area. 

Internet users have reacted to the trending pictures which surfaced online, with many saying the couple did nothing wrong and didn't deserve to be shamed since they are both adults. 

See reactions below.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/12/couple-spotted-having-sex-inside-a-car-shamed-by-residents-photos.html

Only in Africa!
What happened to minding your own business?

landmark86:
1. Ms. Barbie

This is what most people think of when they picture a vagina, and contrastingly, Mel says it's also the most uncommon.

With Ms. Barbie, the labia minora (the inner lips) are completely contained by the labia majora (the outer lips), and both sets of lips rest up against the pelvic bone.

2. Ms. Curtains

For Ms. Curtains, the labia minora extend past the labia majora. And depending on the person, they may stick out a lot or just a little bit.

This is arguably the MOST common type of vagina to have, and it's often seen in some combination with the other types listed here.

3. Ms. Puffs

Ms. Puffs may look similar to Ms. Barbie, but the distinction is in how close the lips hang to the pubic bone.

With Ms. Puffs, they sit much lower and can be either full and puffed up or thin and loose. People might think this has to do with the age or weight of the woman, but Mel says there's actually no correlation.

4. Ms. Horseshoe

With Ms. Horseshoe, the opening of the vagina spreads wider at the top, exposing the labia minora, but it touches and closes off toward the bottom.

With this one, there will be no extension of the labia minora past the labia majora, and the general shape is that of an actual horseshoe.

5. Ms. Tulip

Aptly named Ms. Tulip, this vagina looks like a flower bud about to bloom. In this case, the labia minora is slightly exposed through the entire length of labia majora.

This is different from Ms. Curtains in that the labia minora are considered "exposed" but also "contained."



Source: https://www.elitedaily.com/women/types-of-vaginas-bikini-waxer/1841255

Cc;
Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Na towtow una siddon analyse rish numba gini sef.

OrientDailyNews:
https://orientdailynews.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Nnamdi-Kanu.jpg

https://orientdailynews.com.ng/cover-story/isis-attack-nigeria-kanu/

Whether Kanu is right or playing pranks.. thisnis a reality check.

We have gotten so relaxed in our assumption that this terror can not spill over to the South, if anything happens (God Forbid sha) how ready are we?

FoolishBoy419:
I chopped some pepper to cook my indomie about 20 minutes ago and decided to have some quicky masturbation. I forgot to wash my hand and now my little friend is aching like madt. what do i do please!

help!

Foolish boy!

destindd:
It is gonna be fun

Drop 3 equipments of your work and let somebody guess your job

Mine Laptop, Ethernet cable, Crimping tool

Source:destindd

See my tools
#softwork

Giftedhand92:
It's high time tgis Nass guy moved to Nigeria and become one of us.

Naseer Al-Saadi, with the Twitter handle @NASS, has become quite popular amongst Nigerians because most Nigerians mistakenly tweet at him while trying to tweet at the National Assembly, NASS, and he replies with the most hilarious tweets.

Well, it seems years of reading tweets from Nigerians has made him begin thinking and tweeting like us. He just reacted to a tweet from one of his countrymen by writing in pidgin English and Nigerians are going crazy over it.

He tweeted:

.

See more:
https://zenithnaija.com/nigerians-fuss-as-arab-guy-whose-account-many-mistake-for-nass-tweets-in-pidgin/

cc: lalasticlala dominique Mynd44

The guy is actually familiar with our political arena because he has held a political position that brought him close to Nigeria...

tommychow:
If you are living or have lived on the Island, you would have quickly realized 99% of jobless, young girls are into runz. Likeeee! They're so overpopulated here.

I've been wondering who actually knacks these runz girls. Who creates this business for them to the point they've oversaturated the whole Island?

If you're a runz girl working on the Island, let's hear your thoughts.

Listen to that Warri girl on M.I's track Lekki...

She said "we die here"

"We"! .... And the numbers keep increasing.

Pathosky182:
Good evening Nairalanders, this is my first post here,
I love this site and everyone in here.

The reason for this write up is for me to get advice on what to do before I go the wrong way, my girlfriend is behaving childish and strange because I showed her all the love I can show.

She has being hurting my feelings so many times and she said she loves me and don't want to loose me, when I confronted her, she complained that she is too busy that is why even on Saturdays too.

She always picks up quarrel with me and also starves me of sex. I really need advice on what to do.

Thanks a lot. I hope to get solution from here because we gat a lot lot of professor here.

My brother i only needed to cofirm and be sure she is just a girlfriend.. oh boy... Buckle up and move on, many girls need that dheek ur allowing cobwebs surround.

19Ebisco:
British World Wrestling Entertainment, WWE legend, Tommy Billington, widely known as Dynamite Kid, is dead.

Dynamite kid who became a huge hit with fans in the 1980s, died on his 60th birthday on Wednesday.

The wrestler from Golborne, Lancashire, made his name with Stampede Wrestling in Canada, and also worked in Japan.

He was one half of the British Bulldogs, along with his cousin Davey Boy Smith.

But the World Wresting Entertainment (WWE) star had battled various health problems in his later years and had spent the last few decades in a wheelchair following a series of injuries.

His trainer Marty Jones tweeted on Wednesday, “It’s with great sadness I have to inform you all that The ‘Dynamite Kid’ Tom Billington on his birthday has passed away.

“A true British ambassador for wrestling worldwide. RIP ‘Kid’. Condolences to Mark and his family.”

Smith’s son Davey Boy Smith Junior also said on Twitter this morning: “It deeply saddens me to announce the passing of Tom Billington, the ‘Dynamite Kid’.”

“I was really happy and glad I got to see Dynamite one last time last June in the UK.”

Dynamite Kid had spent the last few decades in a wheelchair following a series of injuries‏.

His career nearly ended in agony when he broke his back in the ring in 1986 at Madison Square Garden in New York and was told he would never wrestle again.

But he fought back to wrestle with WWF for another five years and was hailed as a legend – before resigning following a dispute over complimentary plane tickets.

He carried on wrestling in Canada and Japan until 1991, but took part in his final match in October 1996. One year later he lost the use of his left leg.

Billington was told he would never walk again, and then suffered a series of heart problems – before having a stroke in November 2013. He died Wednesday morning.

http://mcebiscoo.com/2018/12/05/wwe-legend-dynamite-kid-dies-of-injuries/

Wow. RIP to him.
If you dont know British Bulldogs back then oya call me uncle..

chinwe1960:
By James Eze



Source :
http://www.statereporters.com/2018/12/05/south-africa-open-visa-office-anambra/

Has Italy opened an embassy yet in Benin city?

ChangeIsCostant:
Residents of Onitsha, Anambra state, woke up this morning to a shocking sight as an unidentified lady was found dead and her corpse dumped on the street. 

It was gathered that a pigeon and coins were allegedly found on the dead lady's unclad body at Dennis Memorial Grammar School (DMGS) round-about in Onitsha.

The incident caused tension and panic among residents who later notified the police before the corpse was removed. 

This is happening weeks after two young ladies were brutally killed by men suspected to be ritualists in Anambra.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/12/ladys-corpse-dumped-on-the-road-after-being-killed-in-anambra.html

The hustle is real for both ladies and ritualists, but come to think of it Oloshoes need to schedule for holidays during the ember months. They are the victims.tjey should just go and hide and resume February.

Frankdoz27:
shut up! Your a Yoruba Muslim. Don't advice me, even supreme leader Nnamdi kanu's dog "jack" is wiser and more intelligent than an average afonja.

Where is the wise dog? already so dead fa. Good riddance!

Frankdoz27:
are you pained because there no single supreme leader in Yoruba land.

Keep fooling yourself,do i look Yoruba to you?
I am advicing you so that you wont kill yourself by the time your 'supreme' leader eventually does something a mortal man is prune to.

Nonnyflex:
Following the DPP merger bro disintegration which was sorely caused bu the insistence by the Uche Nwosu’s technical team led by Hon (Bar) Ikenna Emeh for the Ugwumba Uche Nwosu Campaign Organization to take over the leadership structure of the Democratic Peoples Party from the ward, down to the 27 LGAs and the State Excos and substitute names of Imo State House of Assembly candidates already in the party with members of the Imo State House of Assembly denied tickets in the All Progressive Congress (APC) it was vehemently rejected and it forced the Rescue Mission family to quickly make a U-turn and embrace Action Alliance.
With this new development, members of the rescue mission government who weren’t successful at securing the APC ticket will now fly the Action Alliance ticket. And it has been kicked started with their principal and Gov Rochas Okorocha's inlaw Ugwumba uche Nwosu flooding owerri with his posters...

Futile efforts... Kpele!

Frankdoz27:
God bless Nnamdi kanu. Please my supreme leader, declare Lagos a Biafra territory because we can't leave our money and investments there. Fayose have already donated ekiti to us.

You are free to respect him as a man that he is, just keep this 'supreme' thing aside....

Niketrouble:
I keep seeing fish pussy on this forum,I keep wondering if it is real or just banter because me and my friends don't have fish smell or smelling pussy

So you and your friends smell each other's pussy?
Aunty tell us more....

fred4peace:
Good day my fellow nairaland.
I have this urgent issue at hand that needs urgent advice.
There is this girl that i have been with for over five months now, we have never had sexual intercourse but yesterday i was with her and we were like discusing sex.
she said some things that supprises me, she ask how do i use to make love to woman, i explained to her my own ways of doing that, she then reply that i have not started yet. i then ask ask what she meant by that, she said the best way is by licking the lady pussy, adding that is not about licking it any how that some are good at that, and that will make her to be with you forever.
We ended the discusion there, later at night we were speaking on phone and she said she did not like having sex directly, doing that she will not even feel anything, adding that if really a man want to get into her head is by licking her pussy in expert way. she then ask if she grant me the opportunity of doing that, will i like lick it well for her.
Brethren i need your advice here because my spirit is telling me the girl is up to something else other than sex
Thank you

Dont lick any gehl you do not love, cause she wont want to leave you... especially if you are good.

Griezwoman:
Police ambassador, Small Doctor might be spending over a decade behind bars if he is found guilty of illegally possessing fire arms and also threatening a police officer.

Singer Small Doctor is in serious trouble and that's if he is found guilty of illegally possessing firearm.

The men of the Lagos State Police Command yesterday arrested the singer and three other accomplices for allegedly threatening to shoot a police officer.

Police also claim the singer will be prosecuted for a similar incident late November, when he fired pellets that injured four after a show at the Agege Stadium.

According to Section 3 of Nigeria's Firearm Act, which prohibits the possession or control of firearms, any person(s) found guilty shall be liable to a minimum sentence of ten years.

Section 4 of the same act, which restricts the possession or control of personal firearms, as well as Section 9 which restricts the possession or control of ammunition in respect of certain firearms, also state that anyone found guilty of violation is liable to serve jail term not exceeding five years.

Small Doctor who has had relative success in the music industry since he burst onto the scene few years ago will need to defend the allegations in court.

Police didn't say when the Agege-bred singer and his gang would make their first court appearance. Small Doctor and his friends have remained in police custody.

The young singer remains a police ambassador alongside other top music artistes in Lagos State.

Read more:
https://zenithnaija.com/small-doctor-faces-15-years-jail-term/

The BOY left the streets but the streets didn't leave him.

What a shame!

queenblog:
These curvy Nigerian ladies in flowing white garment robes are causing a stir on social media after their photo surfaced online.

See full photo of them in bra and pant here >>>https://onecornergizt..com/2018/10/curvy-nigerian-ladies-in-white-garment.html

Amala everywhere....

umahi88:
A Fresh female corp member of 2018 batch C stream 1 by name ACES with state code number withheld, opened up to confess how she has been involved in several killings in the camp, especially in her hostel.

She confessed that she was involved in this act since her First week, and has actually lost counts of how many people's blood she has in her hands.


Though the nysc top officials who are aware of this evil act hid this information from other camp officials and corp members at large in other not to bring distraction to the nysc orientation programme but had been working tirelessly to unmask the face behind this.

According to her, she was initiated into this act when she packed into the Female Hostel, where she spent her 3 weeks orientation programme.
In her confessions, she refused to mention names but......continue reading: https://www.newsvib.com/2018/11/fresh-female-corp-member-confess-how-she-has-been-involved-in-several-killings-in-camp-read.html

I won't open the link, if its mosquitoes she killed tell us here....