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This calls for celebration.

Boyoorisha: He said there were corps members who could hardly communicate in English Language, saying the development had wrongly earned the NYSC a bad name

So how the hell were they able to graduate in the first place?

Who wrote their projects for them?

Who supervised them?

What language did they use when they defended it?

If a graduate of a higher institution cannot communicate in English, then I feel that institution shouldn't be allowed to exist.

I mean how would you graduate a stark illiterate who would go out and make a mockery of your institution...it makes no sense.

The NYSC boss should report those school...

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]WereMan, First tell mi what chyke means make I respond properly nau[/quote] Chyke

1. To chyke: explaining yourself to someone

2. Desperately trying to win the heart of a member of the opposite sex.

3. Chiked the act of chyking...

Hope you understand me much better...

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]You got that right.[/quote]

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]"Good girl" no dey my dictionary. [/quote]Me way don de chyke you since thinking say you be good girl, wetin make I con do na...

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I could give less than a fccuk these days.[/quote]I'm aware of that...

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Pills no dey work again.[/quote]I guess you need an upgrade then.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Hmm, should I believe you? Are you a good boy?[/quote]I can boast about being a good guy...everyone knows that...

But same cannot ne said about you...you're a bad gurl.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]You're not? Wow, all this time I thought you were. That's why I was shocked at your pro-Christianity posts. I knew that me and buzugee shared the same mindset on that topic.[/quote]Hmmm...its good to see that the air has finally been cleared on that issue.

I used to be crazykid back in the days, then changed my user name to crazyman...I didn't open another I.d, rather I just changed my name...that's why old post where I was quoted still carry my initial I.d crazykid.

So I'm still clean...no multiple I.ds

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I thought buzugee na another born-again psychotic patient. pheww[/quote]Everyone thinks the same also...

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Buzugee, Obadiah, etc. . . arent those your IDs? [/quote]You're funny...if you post this on the religion section, people would laugh at you cos they know I'm not buzugee or obadiah.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Logicboy, Logic, LogicMan, Illogical, etc ===> one person[/quote]You forgot to add logicboy01, logicboy02, logicboy03, MacDaddy...etc.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]This thread is achieving its purpose.

Rascals will register just for the "fun" of it, like the garri bandwagon.[/quote]True.

But why will I need a hundred user names?

Aside this one I'm currently using I don't bother opening more I.ds...I stick to the rules of the forum, so I need not bother about a ban.

But like you stated earlier, most people just do it for the fun of it.

999910 members...and counting.

xandy84: They are called Sworn Virgins of Albania, or ‘burneshas’.

Bloody occultists

manny4u: We sure wont crazyman, jst start buy ur gifts, a range rover would nt b bad u knw

manny4u: We sure wont crazyman, jst start buyng d gifts, a range rover would nt b bad u knw,as per d chairman at d weddng. Lolz!

Ha ha ha...range rover...don't worry, consider it done.

fuckluv: lmao, i'm not a boy but a girl

Lol...serious? I always felt you were a guy how wrong I was...well its always good to have an additional female in the house...happy birthday and welcome on board.

sandylurv: @Manny4u,lollzzz,I'm in love with u too.Dnt wori,my dad iz a nice man,jst tell him u r a corper,he'll consider u if u price well

Hmmm...I hope this goes down well cos I'm looking forward to attending a weeding from batch 13A.

Hope both of you wouldn't disappoint us.

shayman: am lost. You guys talk as if you all know each other before....

We don't know each other...so I'll take that as a compliment. It shows how united the house is. Keep it up guys.

Bigdreams: Please, who here can help with linking me up with someone who can assist me with my posting. I want to serve in Lagos State - it's for a reason though.

I'll be glad to get help here.

Thanks.

From your posts, you sound desperate. Please mind who you meet...there are lots of scammers out there looking for preys to feast on.

My advice to you would be to accept your default posting, then re-deploy after your 3weeks...is much safer and cheaper.

Ifeminikan1: Less than 45 days to become the latest corp in the nigeria history

I can feel the excitement in your post...its well bro...

sandylurv: Anytime swthrts,I've learnt lots of things frm u guys too.God bless us all.
Morning evry1

Morning...nice of you to post those tips.

I'm still looking forward to the day Nigeria would out grow this jungle justice of a thing, and learn to report cases to the relevant authorities.

If a mob can strip full grown men n.aked, then what's the point of having a government?

We have laws in this Nation, we should learn to respect them and stop behaving like animals.

willarrie: We got married a few weeks ago{Traditional marriage}

Congratulations

willarrie: While planning for the white wedding coming up in 5wks time,my point is,wuld it be wrong if she spends the weekends at my place?

Why should it be wrong...you're already married.

Even God wouldn't frown at that.

Nigerians are naturally rude.

Just take a look at the stress you go through in the education sector.

Waec wahala

Jamb whala

Post utme whala

Admission/clearance whala

Final year clearance whala

NYSC whala

To get job whala

When you eventually get, for them to pay you whala.

Nigerians treat each other like animals.

And that's one of the major reasons why this country has refused to move forward.

Of course I can do without Nairaland for even a year.

I'm addicted to NL though, but that doesn't mean I can't control myself.

fuckluv: Good morning guyz! While we are waiting to be selected among d lucky pple for 13A, JOIN ME AS I CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY!

Happy birthday bro...I wish you long lif and many years ahead.

What's with you and money...if you give up your child, you're definitely going to be compensated.

So provided you go through the right channel, its definitely not a sin.

That pic doesn't look real...how would a girl who was beaten to a pulp still have strength to locate her phone, pose and snap herself with it...it doesn't make any sense.

The pic is photoshopped.

ihedioramma: CANT U GET THE TOPIC? GIRLS E.T.C ARE SELLING THERE CHILD TO MAKE MONEY AND CALL IT ADOPIT

Giving up a child you know you don't have what it takes to provide for - for adoption isn't a sin.

texasbullet: Hmmm from Lasgidi state University 2012 batch A all d way, through out my stay in skull, Bleep I no gree Bleep, but thanks to God I gained it am a scholar book worm, but in camp na onto fucking things I swear

So after keeping yourself pure and thanking God, you want to go on a f.ucking spree in camp...? I doubt you'll even have the courage to ask a girl out on camp.

walexy5050: Hope the batch B would not Βe scrapped this year.The info am hearing is not encouraging.

Its a rumor...