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RomanceRe: How & Where Did You Meet Your Partner For The First Time? by CrazyMan(m): 9:12am On Nov 23, 2012
binger: Mine was in the bush.I was cutting grass 4 my father's goats when i mistakenly slashed a stick into the air. The thing shot straight into her left eye & did the damage. The family said i must marry her. Now,we are together still preparing for 1st introduction *sobbing*
Nairalanders can be funny.
RomanceRe: Give Me A Correct Answer To This by CrazyMan(m): 8:48am On Nov 23, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Tell why[/quote]So you don't know why...alright I'll tell ya

1. A jobless girl has all the time in the world to hang out and fork different guys...hence the saying "an idle mind is the devil's workshop"

2. A jobless girl has nothing to offer her guy apart from sex...so with time, he'll get fed up with her.

3. She can be very frustrating to maintain cos you'll be the one to pay her rent, pay her fees (if she's a student) give her pocket money, make up money, money for hair, take her out for shopping...etc. And what do you get back in return...lies, deceit, unfaithfulness...etc.
RomanceRe: Give Me A Correct Answer To This by CrazyMan(m): 8:29am On Nov 23, 2012
Wislet: must she be a worker Oga?
Why not...I can't date a jobless girl.
RomanceRe: 9 Tips To Make Her Love YOU.. by CrazyMan(m): 3:51am On Nov 23, 2012
BBM: 1=Kiss her hands,forehead and nose regularly *hmmmmm
Say wetin happen...I'm not jobless please, I've got other reasonable things to do with my time.

BBM: 2=When crying DO NOT ask her why just hold her tight *thatsimple
Isn't that madness...I mean you see someone crying, and instead of asking her what the problem is, you grab her tight, that's madness from my point of view.

BBM: 3=Let her stay with your phone for 1 day just to build trust ;-)
She's not my wife, so she has no right to my phone.

BBM: 4=Hold her waist from behind unawares cheesy
Another madness...

BBM: 5=DO NOT be mean with cash*ohYES grin
I'm not santa clause...if we going to date, then it would be for love, nothing more...

BBM: 6=Never be too close to her friends for whatever reason*NEVER
Why...

BBM: 7=Cover her with your jacket when cold*howsweet
I think I can do this...

BBM: 8=STOP sagging,you are no longer a teen PLEASE.she might not tel you but it throws her off*
Gosh...I don't sag

BBM: 9=Finally she will feel great if her pic is your phone or computers wallpaper.
Sorry I don't use female pictures as my wall paper...

BBM: Guys what do you think?
I think you're selfish.
RomanceRe: When Your Lover Introduces You As A Friend To His/her Friends? by CrazyMan(m): 3:31am On Nov 23, 2012
Naturally I would feel bad, most especially when I'm fully aware of the fact that we are not just friends...but at least it would make me know how she feels about me.
RomanceRe: Give Me A Correct Answer To This by CrazyMan(m): 3:12am On Nov 23, 2012
If both of you are gainfully employed, and she's decent and responsible, why not....
RomanceRe: A Heart Felt Message To All by CrazyMan(m): 3:10am On Nov 23, 2012
Not bad
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities On Steroids by CrazyMan(m): 3:35pm On Nov 22, 2012
Ihedinobi: Dude, you're on a computer, how'd you expect to see him? huh
I wonder....maybe he's a ghost.
Christianity EtcRe: Ok, Another Approach To The "Defence" Of Jehovah-jesus :) by CrazyMan(m): 3:04pm On Nov 22, 2012
Logicboy03: How is this a valid defense?

It is just p1mping up christianity against other religions
Isn't christianity higher than other religions?
LiteratureRe: Nairaland's Literary & Debating Day - Female Edition - "Battle Of Wits" by CrazyMan(m): 11:43am On Nov 22, 2012
Idowuogbo: Wey my name? angry angry angry
Declear your interest if you wish to debate.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland's Literary & Debating Day - Female Edition - "Battle Of Wits" by CrazyMan(m): 11:39am On Nov 22, 2012
cdamsel: [/color]bt dats wat I did na,bt e get d colour way dey inbtw d codes ohhh [color=#990000]
You copied it wrongly...you selected on the red icon twice...click on it once, the select and cut it seperately.

The code you posted here is upside down...the [/color] should be at the end of your post, while the other [colour=#990000] should be at the begining of your post.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland's Literary & Debating Day - Female Edition - "Battle Of Wits" by CrazyMan(m): 11:20am On Nov 22, 2012
cdamsel: Is d font colour tin necessary?cos na my fone me 2 fit use ohhhh
Is very necessary...and if you're using a phone, all you have to do is to type your argument.

Once you're done, look for the change colour tab, its after the last smiley, on your right hand side, and below the other functions.

Click on it, and select the colour you wish to change to (e.g blue or red) once you selected your desired colour, a code would appear...something like this (1st half [color = #930000] [/color] 2nd half ) select the first half of the code and place it at the beginning of your argument, and the other half at the end of your argument...then click the submit button.

Your desire colour would be displayed.

If your using a laptop, then its very easy...after posting your arguments, click on CTRL+A and select all the text...after doing that, click on the change colour tab and select your desired colour...then hit on the submit button.

Your desired colour would be displayed.

You can try it now....good luck.
FamilyRe: Good Morning Please Am New Here And I Need To Contact A Frontpager by CrazyMan(m): 11:02am On Nov 22, 2012
RukaO: Hello Please am looking for the email of the person in charge of the Front page thanks.
What do you need the email for?
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities On Steroids by CrazyMan(m): 9:05am On Nov 22, 2012
[quote author=Mr_Anony]And finally........
The badass crew from harry potter[/quote]Lol...you won't kill me with laughter... cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: 'jesus' Was As Black As Wesley Snipes, So Were The Jews by CrazyMan(m): 7:11am On Nov 22, 2012
obadiah777: grin grin grin FUNNY GUY
grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by CrazyMan(m): 10:20pm On Nov 21, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Am I always angry and do I act like I am 19?[/quote]You're jovial and friendly...I see no reason why someone would misinterpret your friendly nature into being childish...

If someone told you that...I would suggest that you don't take it personal, or better still ask the mod to hide the post...
RomanceRe: Her Husband Is Addicted To Nairaland Romance Section. Pls Advise Her!!! by CrazyMan(m): 10:08pm On Nov 21, 2012
[quote author=Red-Light]Lol i suspect mynd_44 or sexkills to be her husby..
Those niggaz stalk every post on nl romance/sexuality section like a jobless m0fos ..without any meaninful tin to say than criticize grin grin

topic.. Tell her to take her hubby to a psychiastrist or any good rehab center[/quote]Ha ha ha...this got me laughing.
EventsRe: Mini~Chat Point: What Is Happening Right Now In Your Vicinity? by CrazyMan(m): 7:49pm On Nov 21, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Well they are people taller then me oo[/quote]That's true...but you've got some height.

ayobase: Good am, everybody...gez d nyte was cool...just getting up from bed here...
Eyah...didn't you cover yourself with blankets...please do if you didn't hamatahn is fast approaching, and you wouldn't want to be a victim of nemonia.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Morning y'all. What's up today[/quote]Today was good...looking forward to a much better day tomorrow.
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by CrazyMan(m): 7:42pm On Nov 21, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]What's good y'all?[/quote]I'm good...and you?
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by CrazyMan(m): 5:26pm On Nov 21, 2012
Cuddlemii: Hey crazybaby, what's up?
You good honey?
You good sugar?
Brb
I'm good dear...I trust you're ok wink

HumbledbYGrace: Morning sir
Good morning dear...when did you transform into a male...I preferred your former gender. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Does Satan & His Demons Possess The Power To Read Minds Like God? by CrazyMan(m): 6:43am On Nov 21, 2012
Satan is a fallen angel, therefore he does not have the ability to hear our thoughts, only God can do that.

Satan has the ability to influence, tempt, accuse, possess the lost, blind your mind, and even afflict physically, but the Bible makes it clear that his powers are limited. The only one who can know your thoughts besides you is God (I Cor.2:11; I Chr.28:9, etc.).

Only God can read thoughts, no one else, including Satan can. Satan can see what we do, hear what we say, and know that we are similar in nature to the billions he has observed that have come before us....no thanks to his 6000 years of experience...

Also in the cause of observing a human, Satan can put thoughts in your head?

A typical example is Judas. Satan did put it into his heart to betray the Savior. Luke 22:3 John 13:3

Satan also sifted Peter like wheat, but Jesus prayed for Peter.

He has at least 6000 years experience in reading people's behavior, so its possible he can plant thoughts in you...but he definitely cannot read your mind, or know what you're thinking at the moment.
Christianity EtcRe: 'jesus' Was As Black As Wesley Snipes, So Were The Jews by CrazyMan(m): 6:18am On Nov 21, 2012
[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]I thought you christians dont care about the color of the mystical figure you worship huh[/quote]What do you mean by you christians....aren't you one of us? sad
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by CrazyMan(m): 6:07am On Nov 21, 2012
Good morning all...
EventsRe: Mini~Chat Point: What Is Happening Right Now In Your Vicinity? by CrazyMan(m): 11:57pm On Nov 20, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]What has height got to do with it?

I am not tall, I am just 6 2"[/quote]6 2"... shocked

That's a hell of a height. You're indeed very tall.
NYSCRe: A thread for corpers posted to Anambra by CrazyMan(mod): 11:42pm On Nov 20, 2012
That's good then...cos the umunya camp is bad...

I remember when I was there...there are no banks around, from the main road to the camp is really far, I remembered one night when I trekked from the main road to the camp. There were no bikes, and I was so sacred. The road is very rocky and bad with bushes on your left and right hand side...the buildings are old, the toilets are messed up.

But the camp is fun...I bet you enjoyed it.
EventsRe: Mini~Chat Point: What Is Happening Right Now In Your Vicinity? by CrazyMan(m): 11:23pm On Nov 20, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]I am more of basketball[/quote]I'm not really a fan of basket ball...I watch it once in a while on tv...its really bored (to me).

Let me guess...you're tall right...cos most tall Nigerians love basket ball.
FamilyRe: What If Ur Best Man Did Dis 2 Ur Wife On Ur Weddin Day. (pic) by CrazyMan(m): 11:17pm On Nov 20, 2012
mazaje: Why will the husband have his hands around another lady's waist?. . .The guy holding her bum is doing it with more than enough confidence(he is even smiling and posing for the camera), and she doesnt seem bothered, they guy she is leaning against looks uncomfortable in my opinion. . That's enough to let you know he is the groom. . .
My argument isn't who the groom is...I already know the groom is the guy on her a55.

I'm just bothered that she felt so comfortable leaning on another guy...if she wanted to pose for a pic, she/they should have done it in a more decent manner...this pic looks absurd.
NYSCRe: A thread for corpers posted to Anambra by CrazyMan(mod): 10:58pm On Nov 20, 2012
oweniwe: ^ ^ Awka south, Amawbia. Anambra is not d problem. Its d posting. Utterly boring. Amawbia is a fine place to be o
Wao...I was even in Amawbia today.

Its really nice...there's an NYSC secretariat there...I believe you would enjoy the area...have fun.
EventsRe: Mini~Chat Point: What Is Happening Right Now In Your Vicinity? by CrazyMan(m): 10:52pm On Nov 20, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]I hate football[/quote]Why do you hate it, its fun...

ayobase: Was thinking the same, but they flogged us o!
Yea so sad...we lost. embarassed
FamilyRe: A Mother's Dilemma In An Rccg Creche by CrazyMan(m): 10:44pm On Nov 20, 2012
coldgate: Thanks Nlders. After reading your comments, I began to ask myself the same Questions. I have also arrived at a conclusion.I would get my children outa there ASAP!. There truly shouldn't be any compromise where children are concerned. I totally agree that I am being sentimental because my church is involved. I will take my children away first, then I will offer my explanations to the 'Mummy' later.
You don't owe her any explanation, the child is yours, and I believe its right for you to remove you child from any creche, should you notice that their services are below average.

I believe she (your pastor's wife) should be the one to explain why she lied to you that your child was in safe hands, whereas she endangered your child by keeping him under the care of a 15 year old...I believe that wasn't the agreement you had with her when you entrusted your child in her care, so you must confront her and make it clear to her that she has betrayed the trust you had in her.

I said this earlier, and I would say it again...you don't owe her any explanation, she owes you an apology...
FamilyRe: What If Ur Best Man Did Dis 2 Ur Wife On Ur Weddin Day. (pic) by CrazyMan(m): 9:21pm On Nov 20, 2012
Mcfemad: I disagree.

Methinks, the guy holding the lady's bottom is the real groom/husband. He must have pushed her forward a bit unknowingly with the photographer taking the pics.

A closer look at the picture shows the other guy holding one of the bride's maid waist is the best man...#myopinion#
Hmmm...if the guy behind is her husband, then kindly explain what the guy in front is doing.

Its obvious she's hugging him from the back...why would my wife hug a guy infront, and have me pressing her a55 from behind...it doesn't make any sense...she ought to show her husband some respect.

I don't think I would tolerate my wife going that close to the guy in front...I'm a very jealous person.
EventsRe: Mini~Chat Point: What Is Happening Right Now In Your Vicinity? by CrazyMan(m): 9:12pm On Nov 20, 2012
Currently watching the uefa champions league Manu vs Galatasary...its gonna be a tough one, but I'm sure we (Manu) would emerge as winners. cool

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