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SportsRe: Int'l Friendly: Nigeria Vs Venezuela (3 - 1) On Thursday 15th November 2012 by CrazyMan(m): 4:33am On Nov 15, 2012
Congrats to Nigeria....
RomanceRe: Picture: Please Help Interprete What This Guy Is Saying. by CrazyMan(m): 3:25am On Nov 15, 2012
UncleJJ: He said he"s in love with ex prostitute and they have a kid. ... Advice!
Exactly....I believe that's what he's trying to say...just that he couldn't express himself in clear terms.
Christianity EtcRe: Born Again Christians Knacking by CrazyMan(m): 3:14am On Nov 15, 2012
Shakabubu: Is nothing wrong with born again Christians that love to be knacking according to the word of God?
What do you mean by knacking. huh
Christianity EtcRe: I Spent 23 Minutes In Hell by CrazyMan(m): 5:26pm On Nov 14, 2012
Some posters can be irritating....
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by CrazyMan(m): 3:56pm On Nov 14, 2012
sigmundfreud: Lol!
CrazyMan....FunnyMan!
wink

[quote author=Mynd_44]Dont't mind him[/quote]I'm not mynd...you are.
NYSCRe: Funny Photo From NYSC Camp by CrazyMan(mod): 3:15pm On Nov 14, 2012
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Personal Life Motto? by CrazyMan(m): 3:00pm On Nov 14, 2012
Mine goes thus.....Don’t argue with fools...cos they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

For more wise sayings from a crazyman, view this thread... cool

https://www.nairaland.com/671392/words-wisdom-crazyman
RomanceRe: What Precautions Do You Take To Prevent IT From Happening? by CrazyMan(m): 2:44pm On Nov 14, 2012
Odunnu: 1. Never agree to meet in a private place.
2. Your meetings should be nearer your end than his.
3.Avoid discussing arousing topics
I would agree with odunnu...

Prevention they say is better than cure...If I don't feel like sleeping with my date, I would avoid us being together in private....or discussing sexua1ity...we would have fun, say some jokes, a warm hum, and that would be all.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Posters You Don't Like In The Romance Section by CrazyMan(m): 12:54pm On Nov 14, 2012
What's with the dislikes....this section is fun, and people contribute towards the fun one way or the other.

I like practically everyone here...just that some posters can be silly, annoying, irritating and childish at times....in those times I would experience a moment hatred for the said poster...but in a matter of minutes it would all vanish, and all would return to normal.

So in a nutshell, I hate no one...
Christianity EtcRe: An Interview With God by CrazyMan(m): 12:35pm On Nov 14, 2012
Nonsense.....
Christianity EtcRe: Proper Method Of Calculating Your Tithe by CrazyMan(m):
odum desmond: However there is a mystery in tithing, there is no genuine tither that ever gets broke.
False...can you name any...cos I've seen lots of tithers who have lost their jobs, and are encountering great difficulties in fending for their families.

odum desmond: the mystery is not in the amount but in the obedience.
What obedience....show me anywhere in the bible that God specifically requested for your money?

Tithing preachers turn and twist the scriptures so they can milk ignorant people like you off your hard earned money.

odum desmond: I have often wondered why can't a man whom God has blessed with let's say 100K give back a paltry 10k and keep the remaining 90K for himself?
Be specific my dear....give the 10k to who?

Would you work strenuously for 30days only to pay 10% to a pastor how sits in an air conditioned office, drives an air conditioned car and sleeps in an air conditioned room....while you trek under the scorching sun to eke out a living...can you actually do that?

odum desmond: The issue is that when people are asked to pay their tithe, they begin to do some calculations of how much the pastors stand to make. Its God you gave your tithe when you raised it up and prayed and dropped in the offering box and not the pastor or even to the church.
Keep deceiving yourself...

You claim its God who is receiving your tithe...then kindly explain why all your pastors all fly in private jets, explain why they build universities, and make them very expensive....that you who pays your tithe regularly cannot attend?

Who is fooling who?

odum desmond: Any pastor that embezzle people tithe and offering of course is incurring generational curse on himself and his children and generation unborn. So don't see it as fraudulent scheme by churches.
Instead of placing irrelevant curses on them, don't you think it would be wise if you stop paying it....I mean its obvious that they use the money for their personal gains, so why continue?
Christianity EtcRe: Your Wish Before The World Comes To An End by CrazyMan(m): 11:33am On Nov 14, 2012
stanjohn57: Trust an Igbo brother, always enterprising and looking for where d money @! U guys are just geniuses when it comes to cash! I comot cap o! wink
cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Somethings About Life I Learned From Noah's Ark by CrazyMan(m): 10:35am On Nov 14, 2012
Cool
PhonesRe: Ebube Essien-garricks MTN Aeroplane Winner (Picture) by CrazyMan(m): 10:17am On Nov 14, 2012
Mtn= most tricky network

Nigerians beware of them.
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by CrazyMan(m): 10:02am On Nov 14, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]You are so wrong. There are a lot of beauties there.

Cuddle was a frequent poster there once[/quote]Cuddles left when she found out that she was the only female in that section...the shock almost broke her heart...I just thank God that she's recovering now.
PhonesRe: Ebube Essien-garricks MTN Aeroplane Winner (Picture) by CrazyMan(m): 9:04am On Nov 14, 2012
.[quote author=Ricky_Ross]Fraud Alert.
Nobody in UNIPORT knows this girl. I have seen 4 different pics on the internet claiming to be the same winner.[/quote]Exactly...if indeed she was a student, some of her course mates would have at least come out and verify the story....most especially when they begin to see her face on the national dailies.

This is a scam....
Christianity EtcRe: Your Wish Before The World Comes To An End by CrazyMan(m): 8:51am On Nov 14, 2012
obadiah777: grin grin IF YOU THINK AFTER THE GOOD WORKS OF ABRAHAM, MOSES, ZERRUBABEL, KING DAVID, OBADIAH, JEREMIAH, ISAIAH, EZEKIEL ETC ETC. IF YOU THINK AFTER THEIR GOOD WORKS BEFORE THEY TRANSLATED TO THE OTHER SIDE, THAT GOD WILL LET THEM MISS OUT ON THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH, THEN YOU MUST BE KIDDING. EVEN THE GUYS WHO PIERCED CHRIST ARE ON EARTH TODAY AS WE SPEAK. ALL THOSE GREAT MEN OF GOD ARE MOST LIKELY ON EARTH NOW BECAUSE THIS WORLD HAS LESS THAN FOUR YEARS LEFT. IT WILL HAPPEN UNDER BARRACKS LEADERSHIP. AND THE LORD HAS PROMISED ALL THOSE MEN THAT THEY WILL BE ON EARTH TO WITNESS IT WHEN IT HAPPENS. SO THEREFORE YOU WILL NOT NEED A VIDEOCAM TO SHOW IT TO THEM CUZ THEY ARE HERE NOW WAITING FOR THAT BIG DAY. SOME OF THEM MAY EVEN BE ON NAIRALAND RELIGION SECTION AS MEMBERS grin grin grin SO ERMMMM YOU GOTTA LOOK FOR ANOTHER HUSTLE BROTHER CRAZYMAN grin grin

ALL THE GREAT MEN OF THE BIBLE ARE ON EARTH TODAY AS WE SPEAK WAITING FOR THAT GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH.
Naaah you're wrong brother buzugee...God is too holy to behold iniquity...the saints in heaven are too holy to behold the destruction of the world...They would be carried away by the pleasures and holiness in heaven, that they would even forget that our world even exist...when we get there, we would sell the video clips to them in exchange for pure 100% solid gold...this is good business my dear brother grin

We can even become merchants in heaven, once in a while we would travel down to earth and gather materials, like bitter leaf, ogbono, egusi, ugwu...etc grin grin grin

We go open shop for there...my guy I get plans for heaven o! grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Your Wish Before The World Comes To An End by CrazyMan(m): 8:40am On Nov 14, 2012
obadiah777: MONEY WILL NOT BE REQUIRED IN THE AFTERLIFE. THOUGHT YOU KNEW undecided THIS MONEY SYSTEM IS OF THIS WORLD
Buzugee what's up brah...true, but we can re-invent it in the after life...surely father Abraham and other believers in heaven would definitely want a live video of how God ended satan's reign on earth.

A few chips in my pocket for a job well done wouldn't be too much for them...what do you fink? grin
Christianity EtcRe: Your Wish Before The World Comes To An End by CrazyMan(m): 8:32am On Nov 14, 2012
I would wish for a video camera so I can capture step by step images and videos of how the world ended....hopefully, I would sell them to the few survivors left, and become the first millionaire billionaire in the after life. cool
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by CrazyMan(m): 7:48am On Nov 14, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Make it fast then. There are loads of girls in the romance section[/quote]Naaah I've searched that area before its a barren land....rumor has it that there are no females there....the supposed girls are guys camouflaging as females so they can get attention....
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by CrazyMan(m): 5:58am On Nov 14, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Well Firestar has not agreed to marry me yet and have my kids.

How are yours?[/quote]They're in the future, waiting for me to bring them to the present.
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by CrazyMan(m): 10:12pm On Nov 13, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Mine went well. Sorry about yours[/quote]Yea thanks....how is the wife and children.
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by CrazyMan(m): 9:01pm On Nov 13, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Finally, how was your day y'all?[/quote]Very bad....and yours.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Will Never Accept This ! by CrazyMan(m): 7:13pm On Nov 13, 2012
Boomark: And they don't see anything wrong with it because they only read bulletins.
You took the word out of my lips...

Hosea 4:6.  My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee, that thou shalt be no priest to me: seeing thou hast forgotten the law of thy God, I will also forget thy children
Nairaland GeneralRe: Inefficient Moderating On Nairaland by CrazyMan(m): 6:43pm On Nov 13, 2012
That guy isn't a mod...if you had taken your time to look properly you'd notice that he copied and pasted the stamp on his signature.

A locked stamp doesn't appear on your signature...it appears below the last post.

Hope you're clear on the whole issue?
Christianity EtcRe: If U Are To Be Given 10million Dollar To Turn Muslim by CrazyMan(m): 4:50pm On Nov 13, 2012
Logicboy03: I am not a christian but I will take it.

lol....I will act like a muslim for some time and then leave the country with the money.
Very dangerous game my dear atheist friend....if you're caught, you would be bombed, beheaded, stoned, flogged...did I mention lynched...yup..you'd be lynched as well.
RomanceRe: Guys: Can You Wash Your Spouse's Undies? by CrazyMan(m): 6:23am On Nov 13, 2012
I'm not a houseboy....therefore she can't expect me to wash her dirty undies....if she's too lazy to wash it herself, then she should look for someone who will... sad
CultureRe: If You Are From Nnewi Anambra Identify Yourself by CrazyMan(m): 6:13am On Nov 13, 2012
CrazyMan identifying.....not Nnewi though, but I guess we're one big happy family. wink
FashionRe: ~The Fashion Section Rules ~Guidelines & Queries ~ by CrazyMan(m):
^^^
RomanceRe: If You Were Raped, Would You Have An Abortion? by CrazyMan(m): 10:33am On Nov 12, 2012
Flashaldrin: I'm still not supporting abortion, all i'm saying is that a woman should be allowed to make her choice concerning what will grow in her OWN womb.
Rubbish....how can you tell someone in trauma and agony (no thanks to the r.apist) to make her choice...what makes you think she would decide properly...
Christianity EtcRe: Is The Sabbath Day Saturday Or Sunday. by CrazyMan(m): 9:18am On Nov 12, 2012
What do you need a sabbath day for...you won't observe it...so what's the point?

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