₦airaland Forum

For better explanations on tithing, see this thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/1046466/understanding-tithing

Happy birthday sir...may God bless you and grant you long life for putting smiles on the faces of so many Nigerians.

Yettyosi: i live 2 worship u lord! cant leave a day without your presence, you are all i have. tank you lord 4 been a lovable and faithful father. forever ur name be praised. i love u lord!
gudday

Hi...seems you had a great Night.

Syenite: One of them is even a chelsea fan.
AM NOT SURE THE GUY HITTING PLANK ON THEIR HEADS IS AMONG THESE ONES, BUT I THINK THE CHELSEA GUY LOOKS MORE LIKE HIM. THE LADY AMONG THEM SEEMS TO BE THAT VIDEO RECORDER.

Apart from the lady, (who was in pink during the execution,) all those arrested played very little roles in that barbaric killing.

The main killers are yet to be apprehended.

Its good to see that the police are also keeping sleepless night over this incident.

They should be commended..

freecocoa: I knew this must have happened as Tekena's sister said, God will catch them all.

Amen!

Whew...I've been going through this thread from page one, and to be honest, Nairaland has very beautiful people.

Although most of the pics were from newbies...but still cute anyway.

I wish the regular posters would post their pics so we can know how the look like.

skydeep: @op. So whats ur point?

Try reading it again...its more like addressing a fact if you ask me.

She was right about the battery issue.

Most blackberry phones have poor batters. And believe me, this frustrates its users.

The company should do something about this or Nigerians would be their only customers.

Awka still remains the only eastern capital that permits okada...I guess peter obi knows its usefulness.

@topic.

Lagosians ndo, you guys should learn how to treek...because most of you can't afford his highly expensive cabs, and its obvious that the keke nappe which he (fashola) recomended isn't going to be enough, considering the billions of people that live in that tiny island.

Anyway happy trekking

obadiah777: LOL CONGRATS. I NEED TO BE A MOD IN THIS SECTION. HOW THE HECK WE HAVE A HEATHEN LIKE MANMUSTWAC A MOD IN RELIGIOUS SECTION ? THATS LIKE A MEAT-EATER BEING A MOD IN THE VEGETARIAN SECTION

Funny...

seriallink: Hey brah buzugee! Greetings. It seems brother crazyman is moderating the NYSC section now. Congrats crazyman! But make you no forget us here o! 1luv

No problem, I would still try to frequent here though.

obadiah777: OH FOR REAL ? THERE IS A NYSC SECTION ? CRAZYMAN IS NOW A MOD ?

For the 3rd and final round of the debate....

MRbrownJAY vs uj_sizzle

MRbrownJAY
Content: 4 points
Presentation style/delivery: 4 points
Grammatical correctness: 4 points
Sentence construction: 4 points
Clarity/Fluency: 3 points
Sound Reasoning: 4 points
Logical Development of Argument: 4 points
Effective Conclusion: 4 points

Total score: 31


uj_sizzle
Content: 4 points
Presentation style/delivery: 3 points
Grammatical correctness: 3 points
Sentence construction: 3 points
Clarity/Fluency: 4 points
Sound Reasoning: 4 points
Logical Development of Argument: 4 points
Effective Conclusion: 4 points

Total score: 29


Mrs. Chima vs Ayobase

Mrs. Chima
Content: 4 points
Presentation style/delivery: 4 points
Grammatical correctness: 3 points
Sentence construction: 4 points
Clarity/Fluency: 3 points
Sound Reasoning: 4 points
Logical Development of Argument: 4 points
Effective Conclusion: 4 points

Total score: 30


Ayobase
Content: 3 points
Presentation style/delivery: 3 points
Grammatical correctness: 4 points
Sentence construction: 4 points
Clarity/Fluency: 3 points
Sound Reasoning: 4 points
Logical Development of Argument: 4 points
Effective Conclusion: 4 points

Total score: 29


candygosh vs dont8

candygosh
Content: 4 points
Presentation style/delivery: 4 points
Grammatical correctness: 3 points
Sentence construction: 4 points
Clarity/Fluency: 3 points
Sound Reasoning: 4 points
Logical Development of Argument: 4 points
Effective Conclusion: 4 points

Total score: 30


dont8
Content: 3 points
Presentation style/delivery: 3 points
Grammatical correctness: 4 points
Sentence construction: 3 points
Clarity/Fluency: 4 points
Sound Reasoning: 4 points
Logical Development of Argument: 3 points
Effective Conclusion: 3 points

Total score: 27

I remain your honourable Judge...CrazyMan.

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I delayed a bit in posting my scores.

Apologies...I would post them shortly.

Thanks for understanding.

obadiah777: HEHE CRAZYMAN SO WHICH SECTION DO YOU FREQUENT THESE DAYS ? ME MYSELF I HAVE BEEN ON THE FRONTPAGE. THERE HAS BEEN INTERESTING TOPICS THERE LATELY.

I'm just everywhere now...NYSC to be more specific

You were banned by pyguru (the spam bot). No human mod banned you.

I'm sure the reason is because of the numerous links you provided on that thread.

ik121: Gudmornin Gudmornin Gudmornin!

Good morning!

Hope your night was cool?

Army Arrangement

One day go be one day!
Those wey dey steal the money for government!

Ju'di, ju'di, ju'di
Ju si le
Ju'di, ju'di, ju'di
Ju si le
Ju'di, ju'di, ju'di

Odi you all, yansh don fall
Anywhere yansh go, yansh must fall
Up, left, right, round round, it must fall
And na thing wey yansh dey do na this suite:
Shit, piss, Bleep, it is, why not?
Because yansh na wonderful material perfect

Whether you like or you no like
After you hear this true talk
Whether you like or you no like
After you hear this true talk

[Chorus]
Ge ge!

If you like e good
If you no like you hang
If you like e good
If you no like you hang
If you hang you go die
You go die for nothing
We go carry your body go police station
You die wrongfully

Ge ge, ge ge, ge ge...

Ju'di, ju'di, ju'di
Ju si le
Ju'di, ju'di, ju'di

Odi e wrong ko to
You see, man eye get different look for woman yansh
She see small yansh, you go say,
"Yeah, look at this big yansh!"
If you can't see big yansh, you go say,
"Yeah, look at this is small yansh!"
And if you see more yansh
Wey you wan to bury your prick inside
You go say, "Hey baby, show me your particulars!"
I talk in english, I go say,
"Hey darling, show me your living license!"
Particular wey na be police particular
Wey na one Christ Particular
You see, police particular
If you get am, look at dey go
If you no get am, you go handicap, you see
But the original particular
Natural particular
If you no get am, you go dey go ni
If you get am, you must enter...

[Fela sings the Twilight Zone theme]

Whether you like or you no like
After you hear this true talk...

Twenty-two women dey suffer him no fit talk na condition
Man dey suffer him fit talk na condition too
Man dey suffer him no fit talk na condition
Man dey suffer him fit talk na condition too

Suffer dey Africa, pa pa ra pa
I suffer dey, pa pa ra pa
Condition dey e, pa pa ra pa
Me I no say you be African man
And we dey suffer, pa pa ra pa
Which condition you dey I don't know
The condition me I dey me I know
My condition don reach make I act

If your condition today make you shake
And you still dey not talk the way you feel
Make you open your two ears very well
To hear the truth talk me I dey talk
Listen make you dey agree for me
Every day and night you dey hear me talk
One day you self you agree with me
To dey act the way as you dey feel
Remember if you no act your own
One day of course we must die

Nigeria get the money
Foreign money for oversea
Nigeria get the money
Foreign money for oversea
Announcement start to happen
Newspaper carry them paper
Radio dey shout for studio
Obasanjo turn vocalist
Yar'Adua road manager
Every government statement
Seven billion naira missing
Missing from oversea
Foreign currency scandal
Them start to arrest everybody o

E no finish, e no finish...

Doctor, lawyer, hustlers
Engineer, photographers
Doctor, lawyer, hustlers
Engineer, photographers
All of them Kirikiri
Ten to fifteen years in jail
After one year inside jail
Civilian government take over
Them release all of dem
Them say dem be innocent o

E no finish, e no finish...

Two-point-eight-billion naira
Oil money is missing
Two-point-eight-billion naira
Oil money is missing
Them set up inquiry
Them say money no lost o
Them dabaru everybody
Supervisor Obasanjo
Them say make him no talk o
"Money no lost," them shout again
Inquiry come close o

E no finish, e no finish...

Election story nko
Obasanjo plan am very well
Election story nko
Obasanjo plan am very well
Him take old politicians
Wey rule Nigeria before
The same old politicians
Wey spoil Nigeria before
Obasanjo carry all of them
All of them dey there now

E no finish, e no finish...

[Chorus]
Yeah!

The young Africans them get two ears for head
Them get two eyes too
Them dey see the thing wey dey happen
Them dey hear am too
Few people dey fat with big money
And the rest dey hungry
Me Fela, I challenge Obasanjo
Na wayo him dey all the time
Make him carry me go any court
I go open book for am
Na wayo government we dey o
E gba mi o
Na weak government we dey o
Ye paripa o
Na paddy paddy government we dey
E gba mi o

[Chorus]
Yeah!

We give money
Paddy paddy
Arrange ni
Wayo wayo
Economic
We give money
Paddy paddy
Wayo wayo

[Chorus]
Army arrangement!

Add am together, give me the answer
Give me money, add am together
Paddy paddy, add am together
Economic, add am together
Division or multiplication
Mathematician, put am together
One answer you go get
One answer you go get

Give me money, put am together
Paddy paddy, put am together
Wayo wayo, put am together
Economic, put am together
Division or multiplication
Mathematician, put am together
One answer you go get
One answer you go get

Give me money, put am together
Wayo wayo, put am together...

Give me money, put am together
Arrange e ma si ta si o
Yeah yeah
Arrange e ma si ta si o
Yeah yeah
Arrange e ma si ta si o
Yeah yeah
Arrange e ma si ta si o
Yeah yeah
Arrange e ma si ta si o

Give me money, put am together
Wayo wayo, put am together
Economic, put am together

[Chorus]
Ju'di! Ju si le!

[Chorus]
One day go be one day!
Those wey dey steal the money for government!

[Chorus]
One day, one day!

Fela indeed was a prophet!

Unknown Soldier.

Make you no go anywhere
Just wait make I tell you something

[Chorus]
Fela, you don come again!

I never come again
I still live dey faraway
Make you wait till I reach where I dey go

[Chorus]
Where you dey go?

Make I reach...

Make I reach
Don't ask me
Wait and see

I say, I say, I say...

This thing wey happen
Happen for my country
Na big big thing
First time in the whole world
If you hear the name, you go know
Government magic
Tell me the name now

[Chorus]
Government magic!

Them go dabaru everything
Them go turn green into white
Them go turn red into blue
Water dey go, water dey come
Water dey go, water dey come
Them go turn electric to candle
Them go turn electric to candle
Government magic
Government magic

I see dey come
Small, small

Look o, look o

[Chorus]
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left!

One thousand soldiers them dey come
People dey wonder, dey wonder, dey wonder
One more time: people dey wonder, dey wonder, dey wonder

Stevie Wonder dey there too
Na one week after FESTAC too
And dey broadcast on American satellite
Around that time too now, I say to you

Where these one thousand soldiers them dey go?
Look o
Na Fela house Kalakuta
Them don reach the place, them dey wait
Them dey wait for...

[Chorus]
Order!

Now listen

[Chorus]
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left!

Them surround the place, kwam kwam kwam, them dey wait
Wait them helmet and them guns
And them petrol and them matches
Then again...

[Chorus]
Stand at ease!

Fela dey for house
Beko dey there too
Them mama dey there too
Beautiful people dey there too
Frenchman dey there too
Press man dey there too
One-fifty of us dey there too

Then suddenly, suddenly, suddenly, suddenly...

[Chorus]
Jaba, jaba...
Jubu, jubu...
Jebe, jebe...
Jawa, jawa...

Them dey break, yes
Them dey steal, yes
Them dey loot, yes
Them dey Bleep some of the women by force, yes
Them dey rape, yes
Them dey burn, yes
Them dey burn, yes
Them dey burn, yes
Them commot one student's eye, yes
Them break some some head
Them break some some head

Them throw my mama
Seventy-eight-year-old mama

Political mama
Ideological mama
Influential mama...

Them throw my mama out from window
Them kill my mama
Them kill my mama
Them kill my mama
Them kill my mama
Them kill my mama

Them carry everybody
Them carry everybody go inside jail

[Chorus]
Fall out!

Everybody dey inside jail
We dey wait twenty-seven days
Them lock us
Press dey shout
Radio dey ring
People dey talk
Them go burn Fela house

Wettin this Fela do?
This government e bad o
Wetin this Fela do?
Fela talk about soldiers
Flogging civilians for streets
Fela talk about government
Wasting money for FESTAC
Wetin this Fela do?
This government e bad o
People start to talk o
Government start to shake o

Then suddenly, suddenly, suddenly, suddenly...

Government bring instruments of magic
Them bring inquiry
Them bring two men
One soldier, one Justice
The name of Justice: Mr. Justice Agwu Anya
The other Justice: Mr. Justice Dosunmu

Them start magic
Them seize my house wey them don burn
Them seize my land
Them drive all the people wey live in area
Two thousand citizens
Them make them all homeless now
Them start magic
Them start magic

Them bring flame, them bring hat
Them conjure, them bring rabbit
Them bring egg, them bring smoke
Them dey scream, them dey fall
Them conjure, spirit catch them
Them dey fall, them dey scream
Them dey shout
Them dey, them dey say

[Chorus]
Unknown soldier!

Na him do am

Government magic
I get some information for you
I get some information for you
That my mama wey you kill
She fought for universal adult suffrage
That my mama wey you kill
She fought for universal adult suffrage
That my mama wey you kill
She is the only mother of this country
That my mama wey you kill
She is the only mother of Nigeria

Which kind injustice is this?
Wetin concern government inside?
If na unknown soldier
I said, wetin concern government inside?
If na unknown soldier
We get unknown police
We get unknown soldier
We get unknown civilian
All is equal to unknown government

We get unknown police
Them go kill nine students
We get unknown civilian
Them go kill two soldiers
We get unknown soldier
I say unknown police
And then unknown soldier
And then unknown civilian
All is equal to unknown government

Them turn green into red
Them turn blue into white
Them turn green into blue

Coffin for head of state...

Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen
Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen
Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen
Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen

Woh! Ahhhhh Ch! Ahhhh! Ch! Ch!

Through Jesus Christ, our Lord
*[CHORUS] AMEN, AMEN, AMEN – [AFTER EACH LINE]
By the Grace of Allmighty Lord
Through Jesus Christ, our Lord
By the Grace of Allmighty Lord
Inspiritus Christus, Mass Christus, Mass Christus, Mass Christus,
Alla-hu, Waku-baru, Salem Elekum, Alla-hu
Through Jesus Christ, our Lord
By the Grace of Allmighty Lord

So I waka waka waka** **(walk)
*[CHORUS] WAKA WAKA WAKA- [AFTER EACH LINE]
I go many places
I see my people
Dem dey cry, cry cry
Amen-i, Amen-i, Amen
Amen-i, Amen-i, Amen
Amen-i, Amen-i, Amen
Amen-i, Amen-i, Amen
I say I waka waka waka
I go many places
I see my people
Dem dey cry, cry, cry
Amen-i, Amen-i, Amen
Amen-i, Amen-i, Amen
Amen-i, Amen-i, Amen
Amen-i, Amen-i, Amen


I say I waka-waka-waka-waka-waka-waka-waka
(HORNS response)
I waka any village anywhere in Africa
I waka any village anywhere in Africa
Pastor’s house na ‘im dey fine pass
My people dem dey stay for poor surroundings
Pastor’s dress na ‘im dey clean pass
Be it hard for my people for dem to buy soap
Pastor na ‘im dem give respect pass
And dem dey do bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad things


Through Jesus Christ our Lord
*[CHORUS] AMEN, AMEN, AMEN - [AFTER EACH LINE]
By the Grace of Allmighty Lord
Inspiritus Christus, Mass Christus, Mass Christus, Mass Christus,
Alla-hu, Waku-baru, Salem Elekum, Alla-hu



So I waka waka waka
*[CHORUS] WAKA WAKA WAKA- [AFTER EACH LINE]
I go many places
I go business places
And I see, see, see
All the bad, bad, bad things
Dem dey do, do, do
Call corruption
And dey call “nepotism”
Inside promotions
And inside all business
I say I waka waka waka
I see, see, see
*[CHORUS] WAKA WAKA WAKA

So I waka-waka-waka-waka-waka-waka-waka
(HORNS Short response)

I waka any business anywhere in Africa
I waka any business anywhere in Africa
North and South dem get dem policies
One Christian and the other one, Muslim
Anywhere the Muslims dem dey reign
Na senior Allaha-ji na ‘im be director
Anywhere the Christians dem dey reign
Na the best friend to Bishop na ‘im be director
It is a known fact that for many thousand years
We Africans, we had our own traditions
These money making organizations
Them come put we Africans in total confusion

Through Jesus Christ, our Lord
*[CHORUS] AMEN, AMEN, AMEN- [AFTER EACH LINE]
By the Grace of Allmighty Lord
Inspiritus Christus, Mass Christus, Mass Christus, Mass Christus,
Alla-hu, Waku-baru, Salem Elekum, Alla-hu


So I waka waka waka
*[CHORUS] WAKA WAKA WAKA – [AFTER EACH LINE]
I go many places
I go government places
I see, see, see
All the bad, bad, bad things
Dem dey do, do, do
Look Obasanjo,
Before anything you know at all,
And for dey shout
Oh Lord, Oh Lord, Oh Lord, Oh mighty Lord, Oh Lord, Oh God

And den dey do bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad things
Through Jesus Christ our Lord
*[CHORUS] AMEN, AMEN, AMEN
By the Grace of Allmighty Lord
*[CHORUS] AMEN, AMEN, AMEN

I say look-a Y’aradua
I say look-a Y’aradua
Before anything you know at all
It would dey shout
Aba Allah- Aba Allah- Aba Allah- Aba Allah -
Aba Allah
And den dey do yes, yes
And den dey do bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad-bad things


Through Mohhmmed our Lord
*[CHORUS] AMEN, AMEN, AMEN
By the Grace of Allmighty Allah
*[CHORUS] AMEN, AMEN, AMEN

So I waka waka waka
*[CHORUS] WAKA WAKA WAKA- [AFTER EACH LINE]
I go many places
I go government places
I see, see, see
All the bad, bad, bad things
Den dey do, do, do
Den steal all the money
Dem kill many students
Dem burn many houses
Dem burn my house too
And killed my mama
So I carry the coffin
I Waka waka waka
Movement of the People
Dey Waka waka waka
Young African Pioneers
Waka waka waka
We go Obalende,
We go Dodan barracks
Reach dem gatee-o
And put the coffin down
Obasanjo dey there,
With him big fat stomach
Y'aradua dey there,
With him neck like ostrich
We put the coffin down.


Dem no wan take am
*[CHORUS] BUT DEM TAKE AM - [AFTER EACH LINE]
Dem no wan take am
Who go wan take coffin?
Dem must take am
For the bad bad bad things
Wey dem don do
Dem no wan take am
Obasanjo grab am
Y'aradua carry am
Yes, dem no wan take am
Obasanjo carry am
Y'aradua tow am
Dem no wan take am
Dem no wan take am
It der for dem office
Dem no wan take am
It der dey now now now now
It der dey now, now, now, now
It der dey now, now, now, now
It der dey now, now, now, now
It der dey now, now, now, now
It der dey now, now, now, now

xyoung: Jus curious if satan decide to repent 2day and God forgives him, will the evil things end since satan is in charge of all the evil spirits.

In brief, God refers to human beings as the "elect" which means out of all God's creation (including angels, archangels, and animals) humans are the only ones that are given the opportunity to get saved (ie. forgiven).

God is love, but God is also holy. God gave angels and human beings the power of choice, (ie "freewill" but from what I understand from God's Word (the Bible), because mankind is the "elect" and since mankind also has the power of choice, mankind could choice sin (disobedience to God) but God they would still have the opportunity (before they die physically) to be saved.

Angels, especially Satan do not have that chance to be forgiven once they use their power of choice to turn their back on God (sin). God is also all-knowing (knowing the future from the beginning etc) and He knew Satan would rebel because Satan doesn't want to be inferior to God (even though He will always be because as a created being, you can not be superior to the One who created you, even though mankind still tries to be superior to God). Satan wants to be God and since God is the only God, God knew that to forgive Satan would be meaningless in my opinion because He already knews that Satan lives to try to owerthrow God's authority and take God's place as supreme being.

Again, this is not specifically stated in the Bible, so don't take my word for it. But God did give us a mind, and gave us reason and as long as our reasoning doesn't contradict clear passages in His Word then its ok. But if I have contradicted some CLEAR biblical passages in my conclusion then please inform and I will gladly go back to the scriptures and correct it if necessary. I'm not the final authority, God and His Word, the Bible are!

xyoung: Secondly in the book of Job, satan always return to heaven whenever the sons of God were counted..Note lucifer have been casted down to heaven before the world was created so does it mean that Satan can enter Heaven anytime to raport with God
Some1 should throw more light

Yes satan still has access to heaven. But it appears not freely, he must be summoned, meaning that the visits are temporary, therefore his time before God's throne is limited.

Regardless, he accuses us so often that he stands before God and accuses us "day and night."

The Bible does not specifically condemn gambling, betting, or the lottery. The Bible does warn us, however, to stay away from the love of money (1 Timothy 6:10; Hebrews 13:5). Scripture also encourages us to stay away from attempts to “get rich quick” (Proverbs 13:11; 23:5; Ecclesiastes 5:10). Gambling most definitely is focused on the love of money and undeniably tempts people with the promise of quick and easy riches.

What is wrong with gambling? Gambling is a difficult issue because if it is done in moderation and only on occasion, it is a waste of money, but it is not necessarily evil. People waste money on all sorts of activities. Gambling is no more or less of a waste of money than seeing a movie (in many cases), eating an unnecessarily expensive meal, or purchasing a worthless item. At the same time, the fact that money is wasted on other things does not justify gambling. Money should not be wasted. Excess money should be saved for future needs or given to the Lord's work, not gambled away.

First Timothy 6:10 tells us, “For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs.” Hebrews 13:5 declares, “Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, ‘Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you.’” Matthew 6:24 proclaims, “No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money.”