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[quote author=onila-is-cool$]I cant imagine taking all those beatings since I am very skinny, frail and weak one blow will send me 2 pluto[/quote]Don't worry dear no guy would beat you up ok?

Maybe one of these days, I would write a movie script on the joke section.

I'm sure people would love it.

Wao this is lovely

I really loved it. More grease to your elbows.

Elos Agos: The 2hrs refreshes every time!!!

So, i will come back later

No more unnecessary movement. So sit down where you are.

Ajibel: i need to bring someone here to help me answer dese questions. them toughhhh kai


_{exam malpractice}

Hmmmm student of nowadays

Can't you atleast attempt the questions

Saifullah01: Sir, I have finished lamba 1, can u helep me finish the rest? I am not feeling fine.

For telling your lecturer to answer a question for you during the examination, I here subtract 30 marks from you. You must bring evidence of your sickness before you would be considered

PretiEbony: Are you sure??.?...

Yes preety

larride: Are you high on some strong mary j? You wan bleep my angel (prettyebony) abi? Na kill I go kill you, if dem born u well, make u no give me and prettyebony A+, you know I got strong evidence, I fit finish your career, ediot invigilator

For having the guts to talk to your lecturer in that manner, I presume you're a cultist therefor you're expelled from this university.

creme chic: It concerns all you people that spread gossip on NL, duuuuuuh

Are you not one of us?

[quote author=~vicky~] faints[/quote]Revives her and takes good care of her.

She eventually dumps larride and falls in love with me

larride: Are you okay at all? Make I pay you? Me wey don dey video una since, oya, I must go my 3 round unless I go report you to the authority, comot for road jor

Ah so you were videoing me in my office

Alright give me the tape and you would have an A in my course

larride: ***STILL ERECTS******

Keep that your small p r i c k one side cos I'm not sharing vicky with you.

PretiEbony: I wasn't prepared for the exams.... lemme go n read ma books. brb *leaves the exams hall with speed*

Hey young lady come back. If you leave this hall, I would give you an F in this course

But em....you're very beautiful I can still change my mind you know

Speechless

I can see that those things tormenting you are back

Hmmmmm

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Stop looking at me like that crazy fellow

I'm officially running this place now.

Yea that's cool.

Boy o boy. Just finished reading that story.

Hell indeed is real. I would want God to give me a revelation of hell, but I would want him to put me into it like he did to the aurthur.

Its a good book and to be honest, I enjoyed it. Hell is real.

@all

You guys should be rounding up. You have 20minutes more.

Lol

slimyem: ..don't blame them nah..
They are just declaring it by faith...

Well said

adjusting my belt

Calm down young man, You know vicky failed my course. So she being a wise girl gave me what I wanted in order to have a distintion in my course.

So like I said earlier the price of success isn't cheap. adjust glassess you see, the country is bad so we have to fend for ourselves. Kindly pay the sume of .................. And I would give you and A and we forget about the incident of vicky. What say you?

I don't think its proper to kiss in public. You may hug and hold hands. But kissing is totally out of the question. Therefore I can't do it.

Shouldn't this thread be in religion section

I don't cheat, and I would never cheat

Olami099: Dear Nairalanders,I will like to seek your opinion concerning dis issue.Back during my secondary school days there is dis gurl I loved so much.it was love at 1st sight I was a year above her then.I was in ss3 while she was @ ss2 I found love with her but didn't wanna tell her then I started callin her day and nyt we became close buddies play pranks with eachother do all sorts of funny tins but all was on phone..

Alright let me say this, from experience most high school infatuation don't get anywhere. You kiss, hold hands and even have s e x. But the moment she meets a more mature guy, you're history.

From what you stated here, it would be impossible for her to date you. You both attended the same secondary school, and believe me, she has seen all your sides, so from my own view its either she sees you as an immature guy who probably cannot afford her, or she's in a relationship.

Olami099: when I graduated we were still friends then I tink our friendship has to move to anoda dimension now I started tellin my feelings 4 her stylishly anytym I told her about it she will change d topic much to my frustration I decided to let her be but can't stop tinkin of her d day I dialed her numba it was switched off mistakenly she called me dat nyt I was happy again.

Now the error is from you. You must note that this girl is wiser and smarter than you possible can imagine. So expressing your feelings towards her stlyishly was a very wrong move you made. You may think she didn't notice what you were trying to do, but believe me, she did and considered your actions chidish that's why she kept on changing the topic. Also her call to you that night was nothing serious I'm sure she just felt like saying hi that's why she called. Most ladies do it. So don't begin to have mixed feelings about that phone call, cos it was nothing.

Olami099: I iove dis gurl so much more than any oda gurls of mine cos she is very discipline and has got principle which I respected a lot.she is d only 1 dat has given me a problem anytym I invited her she always cums with an excuse and she has never asked of any dime 4rm me unlike other gurls u teased with little things and they fall 4 it.Anoda problem is distance again due to schoolin I only cum home durin our break hinderin communication..Am askin u guys out to advice me on hw to convince dis gurl that I love her...

Finally I would suggest that you remain friends with her and nothing more. Its obvious that she isn't expecting much from you, hence her current behaviour towards you. She sees you as her high school fling. And believe me, she probably is in a relationship. So its either you give her one last shot just to clear your consience, or you forget about her.

Good luck.

Till the power comes

ediko5: These days the front page is filled with meaningless posts.

Really?

petokey: LOVE IS WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND
CATCHES YOU NAKED WITH ANOTHER
MAN AND TELL YOU
BABY DRESS UP LETS GO HOME.
Do you agree or disagree?

That's foolishness not love.