Unibenfucker: @creepsme you are anxious to see it nah as if when they bring it for you to eat it whether you can handle it seff I sure say you go run for the anancoda #be forming you can handle the koko though I know you like the koko cos every gal needs a kokolet
Sphinx02: I recently told my lady this but she felt it wz harsh.Is it? Anyways d mssg has been received loud and clear.
thats if ur mum is not nasty to her daughter inlaw... there are lots of yeye mums who cant stand sharing their sons with their so called daughter inlaws.
9jacodedgist: Sensitive fans who have been monitoring Actress Rukky Sanda's breasts and butt came out in full to rhetorically question her on the new enlarged status of her attractive butt.
Many claim Rukky Sanda had no butt before while a fan concluded that her new butt is padded, although some released congratulatory messages on her new butt status
wisepluto: Can I ever trust women? They all seem and act similarly. I found this on Twitter and thought of sharing. Pls drop your opinion. As for me, that is the end to the marriage, regardless of how long we've been or the gravity of our misunderstanding.
mrrights: What Man Can Do, Woman Can Do It Better. Bilkis Rafiu, 35, the only female vulcanizer in Kwara State. She hails from Oke-Oyin, Ilorin East LG. She's married to one Aremu & blessed with four children. Her workplace is located at Oke Adini, Kulende area, Ilorin, Kwara state.
kudos to her, but why tie wrapper instead of jeans dat culd make her smarter, her choice though.
Moyosoreola: My interview experience with MP was quite different, as after I finished telling the interviewers about myself and experiences... The next thing they said was that I was too experienced for the trainee position, as a sharp guy, I started indirectly pleading with them that "Nobody is infallible" that all I know is about 80% and not up to 100% of telecommunication, that they should give me a chance, a trial will convince them....
Later the lady interviewer then asked why I wanted to leave my current company after 2 years of experience then I told them "I don't feel challenged anymore and also that am moving on with my career" then the lady told me about the Mp graduate trainee program and the possibility of failing out after 8weeks of training and examination, then I told her life is all about risk that I would surely make it....
fast forwarding the gist, the male interviewer then asked what project have I undergone in my company ? Then, I explained to him telling him about the "air tel and smile" fiber back haul project I undergone sometimes ago, my response then prompted the lady to respond by saying what option of my two strong experiences did I want in MP (Project manager or Field Engineer) then I chose the latter. Finally, they told me they will get back to me.
Analyse and give me the probability of getting the offer...
What interviewers hate is desperation, if u sounded confident den u killed it and u are good to go. Congrats in advance!
chocolateme: Kano full of evil..so cute aww! God touch the good hearted indigenes over there to take him in before boko haram does. It shall be well with the little boy.. if you are in that state right now and u are reading this, if it can be possible for you, try to locate and help him even if its changing his clothes. God will bless you.
FTC CHOCOLATE CREAM #Will never bleach#
How many of the children can one help in kano? dey are littered everywhere with same story, I lived and schooled in kano for 10 years and I got to understand its their way of life, well I pray God makes his case different.
skitcentral: It all started with facebook suggestions.
I have been off the dating scene for a while so you'd understand what happens to a Nigerian guy after more than a month of no sex. I've had erotic dreams and near wanking experiences but ever since I pledged to swear off the vaselines and joy soaps of the world, wanking had become a no no.
But I was not prepared for what I saw yesterday morning on Facebook. Facebook quickly threw up a suggestion, asking me to add this girl as friend. The thumbnail I saw quickly attracted me and I diligently clicked. Her profile opened quickly and I went straight to her photos. The first picture I saw stunned me.
Now, it was not that she was so beautiful. She was just pretty. But a combination of sexual hunger and her sensually provocative attire and posing dealt with me instantly. For such a young Nigerian girl, she was fully formed. She was exactly the kind of woman I'd go for. She had full hips, a sizable backside and big, obviously firm breasts. To top it off, she wore skin tight bum shorts and a body hugging top that made me instantly dream of all night romps between the sheets. My 28 year old penis instantly shot up.
Now before you criticize, understand that at that point I didn't know her age. Sure, she had a low cut and looked young, but I've dated many adults on low cut that could pass for 18. I had guessed that she would not be less than 18.
I instantly added her. Within minutes she accepted and I wasted no time to visit her message center. I said hello. She replied and the conversation began. My heart was racing, my penis was throbbing and I had an insane urge to grab any soap, even Dettol soap or Tetmosol, and self-service off my frustrations. Thankfully I resisted the urge.
After brief niceties, I wasted no time asking about her. She politely answered my questions, told me she was about to enter SS3. That was when the alarm bells started ringing but I was already trapped. I asked her age but she declined, saying she didn't feel comfortable discussing that. That was when I went direct. I told her the reason I wanted to know her age was because I had feelings for her and wanted to be sure she was not a teenager. She asked me what feelings.
I told her that I wanted to be close to her, that I wanted us to meet and become instant lovers. That I was seriously attracted to her and needed her so bad that I could not control myself for a minute. All these while, my hard, throbbing penis had not cooled down. The girl calmly asked me my age. When I told her, she replied me that I was too old for her. I almost screamed, with all these assets? I again asked her age and her reply shocked me.
She said she was 15 years old! 15 years old and you look like a woman?! I stopped chatting for ten minutes to ponder what I had just learned and what I was feeling. In all my life, I had never dated someone less than 19 years old, even while I was a teenager, I had always been with the older girls. I ridiculed the guys that chased after teenagers, called them weak and unmanly. But now i felt trapped. The hardness of my dick refused to go down. What I felt for this 15 year old Nigerian girl was so strong that I couldn't escape it. At that moment, I understood that even at the risk of statutory rape, I would gladly make love to this girl over and over if I met her. At that moment I became even more determined to be her lover.
I went back to facebook chat and told her so. I told that I had never felt for someone I had not seen the way I felt for her. While reminding myself that I couldn't be worse than R Kelly, I wrote a love epistle that was guaranteed to win the heart of any teenager. The waiting began. It took her hours to respond. While I waited I fantasized and fantasized until I lost all control and pulled my boxers. I rushed to the bathroom. There was a quick explosion of joy seconds later. It felt so good for once and I was finally relieved.
When I returned to my phone, a series of messages were waiting for me. The girl politely told me that I was too old to be running after teenagers. That I should date adults and see her as a kid sister. That she had no interest in dating adults and for now, wanted to concentrate on her education. That she was happy to be my facebook friend but I should remove all thoughts of love making from my head. She advised me to get married and build a home with a woman instead of lusting after girls. Then she apologized if I felt insulted.
I had no reply for that. I read it over and over. That was when the hunger in me died down. I realized that what she said was true; I had no business developing a sexual interest in teenagers. Teenagers should be encouraged to be serious with their education not lured into sexual affairs. And it's an adult's duty to control himself, however tempted. A real man doesn't lust after girls; a real man goes after women.
I thanked the girl quickly and left the chat in shame. But I would never forget her lesson. In one day, this girl had taught me to be a better person and I'd never forget her.
FlirtyKaren: Nigerian transgender Noni Salma formerly known as Habeeb babtunde Lawal has in a new interview with Joy Isi Bewaji explained how and why he decided to leave Nigeria to become a transgender in the United States..
Habeeb was an entertainment journalist in Lagos before he left the shores of Nigeria to pursue a degree in film in New York. There he said he found a place that was accepting of who he truly is - a woman.
He is now a trans woman, and her name is Noni Salma.
Enjoy excerpts of the interview. Noni reveals she has always been attracted to men because dating women made her feel like a lesbian.
JIB: You are transsexual because you have done the gender re-assignment surgery, right?
Noni: It’s a personal decision and I don’t need a surgery to be transgender. Whatever I decide to do is personal and an individual choice. The surgery is not a requirement. Sex re-assignment is personal. Transgender is an umbrella term that has nothing to do with surgery. If a transgender has had surgery, they are called pre-op trans and after surgery, they are known as post-op trans.
JIB: How does it feel to be a woman?
Noni: I have been a woman all my life. I was born a woman. It was more of accepting myself. My gender has never been in question. I was just scared of living in Nigeria while being a woman in a man’s body. I have never been a man. I don’t know what being a man feels like.
JIB: How did you deal with societal expectations?
Noni: I was bullied a lot. I was attacked for being feminine every day. I couldn’t tell my parents. Everything was exhausting and I became suicidal. The only way out was to transition. I kept asking myself why I wasn’t comfortable in my skin. It took me a year of therapy to finally convince myself to go through the transition process. It was scary. I never thought it would get to a point I would accept myself.
JIB: What gender are you sexually attracted to?
Noni: I have always been attracted to men. Dating women made me feel like a lesbian. A woman could be standing naked in front of me and it would be like a mannequin. I was at an awkward stage in my life and didn’t date much.
JIB: You live In New York. Do you have a lot of support there?
Noni: I have a lot of support here. I live in the Bronx, and daily I am amazed at the love people have shown me. I can navigate my world without feeling trapped. Not every Trans woman is lucky.
JIB: If you meet a man you are attracted to… do you tell men you are trans?
Noni: I always say it. I put it out there. Because it is shocking how holding back can hurt everyone. People can get violent at the drop a hat. ‘I love you’ can turn violent really fast when they don’t get the full picture of what they are into.
JIB: Who was the first person you told you were Trans?
Noni: In Nigeria I didn’t tell anyone. I carried a lot of baggage around. Since the news got out, I haven’t reached out to my family. I am not prepared to handle their reaction right now. I know the whole of Nigeria knows by now but it’s basically not my concern. I have enough support here. I go to therapy and belong to several support groups. I am not responsible for anybody.
JIB: Are you reacting badly to the hormonal drugs?
Noni: Not badly, just more emotional. I cry a lot these days. I cook a lot too.
JIB: Did your mum have and inkling that you were different?
Noni: I think she was in denial. I got into trouble a lot doing feminine things and wearing feminine clothes. I tried to be someone they expected me to be for four years from 25-29 years. I used to feel disgust for trans women. But the moment I accepted the trans woman was the moment I accepted myself.
JIB: How did your name come about?
Noni: I got my name from a movie. Noni was the name of the character I liked.
JIB: How does it make you feel when you hear that gays and trans are getting lynched in Nigeria?
Noni: At the end of the day, I want to be surrounded by love. Nigerians have no love for the LGBT community. I have no plans returning soon. I can’t change Nigeria and her laws.
JIB: Any plans to marry and raise kids?
Noni: Oh yeah… I have those plans. If it happens, fine; but if it doesn’t… I am not going to lose sleep over it.
JIB: What would you say about those going through gender issues in Nigeria?
Noni: It is going to be hard but it will get better. Do what you have to do to survive but do not transition in Nigeria. There are lots of Trans women in Nigeria but some just relocate to other places after a while; or they keep it really quiet so nobody knows. I believe that things will be better. For now, I don’t practice any religion. I just practice love. People who are not even Christians show me so much love.
JIB: You just premiered your movie. How did it go? How is life now?
Noni: It went well. It won an award and got a huge viewing. I am just eight months into my transition. Life is good but sometimes when I am alone, I still feel sad, especially about the years I tried to be someone I wasn’t. I used to care about what people thought but I do not anymore. I have priorities now.
JIB: Are you dating anyone?
Noni: I am not dating anyone. Not yet.
JIB: What is your kind of man?
Noni: I cannot stand small minded people. I want someone who is “woke”.
JIB: Who is your celebrity crush?
Noni: I’ll say Ikechukwu- the Nigerian rapper and Tom Hardley.
Last words from Noni:
I plan on going into acting and making more movies. No butt enhancing surgeries for me! I am not ashamed of my transitioning. My people should know that I am fine. I don’t mean to hurt or harm anybody. I. AM. FINE. And I am truly happy!
Stealthideals24: That is the problem I'm having with sales. Buyers from the east dictate what they want to pay. Buyer from the west are scanty, despite skyrocketing prices of feeds and diesel for our diesel engine. The best option is running it together with poultry.
beautiful idea! I believe so much in online sales/business, try it and tank me later.
jero247: nice write up, I just finished constructing a 2000 capacity pig pen somewhere in Karu near Abuja now in the process of stocking the challenge is where to get good breeds all the places I have been taken to had mostly the local breeds only. I need to know if you have a place where we can get the improved breed. thanks
AjayiWrites2: Mercedes-Benz has revealed its design for an autonomous bus, which recently made its first self-driven journey along a 20-kilometre-long route in the Netherlands
Developed based on technology in the company's autonomous truck, the Future Bus is able to drive itself along suitable routes, communicate with traffic lights to cross junctions, and automatically stop at stations.
The Future Bus recently made a 20 kilometre trip from Amsterdam's Schiphol airport to the nearby town Haarlem, which the company claims makes it the first automated city bus tested in a real-life traffic situation.
"[Future Bus] makes public transport safer, more efficient and more productive," said Wolfgang Bernhard, board member of Mercedes-Benz's parent company Daimler AG. "More people can travel from A to B quickly, punctually and in comfort, to the benefit of all: bus operators, bus drivers and passengers."
The Future Bus is driven by CityPilot technology – a self-driving system based on Highway Pilot, from the company's autonomous Actros truck.
Using cameras, radar and GPS systems, the bus is able to recognise and communicate with traffic lights, allowing it to drive through the junctions they control.
The bus – developed by the company's Daimler Trucks department – also has an auto-brake system that can recognise obstacles, like pedestrians crossing the road, to avoid collisions.
It is able to automatically halt at bus stops, where it will open and close its doors for passengers to get on and off.
The driving status of the bus is indicated through coloured strips of light on its exterior – white for manual and blue for automated. Doors are similarly illuminated to speed up passenger boarding and embarking, with the exit marked in red and the entrance in green.
Inside, the bus is divided into three zones – a service zone at the front, an express zone in the middle for passengers travelling short distances, and a lounge zone at the back for long-distance travellers.
Many companies are proposing ideas for autonomous vehicles and supporting infrastructure as the technology edges closer to ubiquity.
afronews1211: Queen Okafor, Nigeria's Hairiest Woman shot into limelight years ago when she said she gets not less than 100 suitors and admirers everyday due to her hairs.. Married and single men, boys, girls, lesbians and gay men are all attracted to her.
Check out the new photos the very self confident lady released. One of her fans keeps begging her to let her beard grow so long.
Blackberrybabes: You got home and you saw this on the table. And it happened that work has been so tight that you have not eaten anything since morning. Your sister now comes to tell you that the food on the table was prepared by your cousin that you have not spoken with in 3 months.
BrokenHeart2016: Right now my heart is heavy, am in a state of confusion I don't know what to do.On saturday I received the shock of my life through a text message from my girlfriend stating that I should move on with my life that it is over between us, at first I thought I was dreaming because I just got up from bed at exactly 7am, I ignored the text thinking it was a mistake had to shower and get ready for work. The following day which happens to be on sunday I called her and She told me that she has think about it that I should move on with my life...its over!!! I asked her what have I done to deserve such a thing from her she was unable to justify her action. O boy, my jaw drop e be like say dem use dagger pierced my heart have never experience such thing in my life, I do read it online about how girls break up with their partner with no reason I can't believe this is happening to me. This is a girl that I really care for we met during our National Diploma program in 2012, she will be graduating this year while am about to put in for my HND. Am not boasting about what have done for her but I just want you guys to understand my plight, I help her financially during her two years of studies pay her school fees and other miscellaneous while am still hustling. During our five years of courtship have never thought of cheating her or dump her for no reason I always make sure she's comfortable because her parents has passed. Since saturday my life have never been the same because the tone of text msg always ring on my head, am so sad right now I can't think straight anymore my boss at work notice my mood today and ask me what's up with me I had to dodge the question....till now I always look at my phone hoping to see her call or text maybe she was joking with me, I really love her so much and I always express my love to her though am not financially bouyant at the moment but I always do everything in my capacity to ensure she is Ok....there was a time i use money meant for my handouts to buy her foodstuffs and all, have sacrifice a lot for her during our academic days I finished with Lower Credit while she has Upper Credit. I'm not jealous of her success but frankly speaking I make impact in her life in general, I do see her as the mother of my kids there are a lot of plan I have for her, we always discuss this all the time. Right now she school in osun state while am hustling here in oyo state but I always travel to visit her from time to time and shower her with a lot of gifts. Pls I need your advise on how to move on with my life because right now the thing is affecting my life I can't think straight anymore or even sleep very well. Bashing is also allowed I just want u guys to talk sense into my head.
Sorry for my grammatical blunders
if I can get over my heartbreak some years ago u too can! first thing; you have to make up ir mind spirit soul and body to forget her and move on, secondly delete all her numbers, messages both on watsapp and all other platform, block or unfriend her on facebook, if she still has any stuff in ur house that may remind u of her please do away with it quicky avoid discussing her with her friend or ur friends, make sure u are never alone visit the gym, friend and discuss weather and social activities, by all means make sure u have nothing to remind u of her around and you will see this work like magic. goodluck.
Health › Re: Kenyan Man Unable To Have Sex Because His Manhood Has Grown Too Big (pics) by creepsyme(f): 7:25pm On Sep 04, 2016
My interview experience with MP was quite different, as after I finished telling the interviewers about myself and experiences...
