₦airaland Forum

diasporaman:
Who can tell the source of this money.

A- Police checkpoint
B- Church offering
C- Tithes
D- Savings

savings of course! I sometimes do this if I want to save for something outside my budget.

CastedDude:
It is as they say 'everyday for the thief, one day for the owner of the house (or provision in this case)'. This woman known to be a prolific petty thief -was nabbed today in Zambia after series of "successful" theft. She was caught stealing provision including baby milk which she hid in between her legs and others -in her panties ..("very smart indeed".....She was publicly disgraced before being handed to the authorities.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/04/woman-who-hid-provision-in-her.html

Lord have mercy!

Beremx:
The chains have disfigured his hands already.

Is the father so strong that his son couldn't overpower him when he was chaining him? Except he was drugged sha.

too bad!

that got me tinking as well, perhaps he did not also have mouth to shout .

snrman:
Old woman

may u never grow old.

Bro Joshua Iginla of Champions Royal Assembly.

zone20:
Lovely photos, dis ooni self. Na only white coth u get ?

SEE MORE @ http://www.musbizubeat.com/2016/04/check-photos-moji-olaiya-meets-ooni-ife-palace/

yes even his wife wears only white, pay close attention u will notice.

zone20:
Lovely photos, dis ooni self. Na only white coth u get ?

SEE MORE @ http://www.musbizubeat.com/2016/04/check-photos-moji-olaiya-meets-ooni-ife-palace/

yes even his wife wears only white, pay close u will notice.

seunlayi:
This is my best story, I loved this

even me.

charix:
Munachi is an old, frustrated, unemployed, semi-illiterate, menopausal woman with no skills in life hence the reason she keeps bothering nairalanders with inane posts.
She's beginning to sound like the old unmarried woman in the village who seeks fights daily as a form of entertainment.

bravo! everytin has fallen in place for u in life and u r so satisfied and content dat u have to begin to call others degrading names. more grease to u.

ShutdownBrown24:
Ladies, which one of these men is your type?
We have Mr. Educated, Mr Swag, Mr handsome, Mr Businessman...
Which of them do you dream of getting married to?

I will love to marry 1, 2, 3 combined togeda. hehehehehehe

obiremy:
Many Nigerians did not find it funny when they a picture of a man paying obeisance to Lara Oshiomole surfaced online.According to an Esan by birth reader who sent the photo and reactions to me,it is a shameless act.He wrote.....

'It is obvious that we have some people with tumors in their brains,thereby making their brains function anticlockwisely.I am an African man and an Esan man by birth. If this shameless, useless and poverty sticking man were to be my father (God forbids) I will stone him to death
This isn't Courtesy!
But stupidity, and POVERTY INDUCED MADNESS'.

Read how other people reacted above

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/03/edo-people-react-as-man-pay-obeisance.html

stone him to death kwaa? find out to be sure ur father does not do worse things.

kennyman2000:
Everywhere in Nigeria isnt safe. A friend actually told me of a banker that gives informations to kidnappers about a particular customer before he's caught.

OBODO OYINBO OOOO!!! WHERE ART THOU! Person needs to leave this fuvked up country.

you call ur country fvcked up?

how did he find himself there?

centvin008:
Abuja - The Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) has revealed that the driver of the late Minister of State for Labour, James Ocholi had no valid driver's license.
The agency on Wednesday submitted an interim report to the Federal Executive Council on the crash that killed Minister of State for Labour James Ocholi, his wife and son.

FRSC Corps Marshall Boboye Oyeyemi, who presented the report, said the investigation team discovered that over speeding led to the accident which occurred Sunday on the Kaduna-Abuja Road.

Oyeyemi told the Federal Executive Council that the investigation also showed that Ocholi's driver had no licence.
President Buhari as well as the Ministers of Labour, Agriculture, Water Resources, State for Health, State for Niger Delta, State for Foreign Affairs paid glowing tributes to the late minister.

Secretary to the Government of the Federation Babachir Lawal said the president had approved that the burial "is government affair".

He said a 13-man burial committee chaired by himself had been set up with Ministers of Labour, Health, Water Resources and Trade and Investment as members.

Other members of the committee include Ocholi's sister and brother, Kogi State deputy governor.

http://m.news24.com.ng/Nigeria/National/News/ocholis-driver-had-no-drivers-licence-frsc-20160309

is it lack of drivers licence that caused the accident?

tdemo:
hello nairalander pls have been have this issue on mind for a while now.. I want to know if it's wright Or wrong to say thank you to your boss or employer when receiving your salary!!!

tnk u for wat?

CaroLyner:
in labour room and still cant stay away from the phone.

labour never start in full swing, odawise she will never remember she has a fone.

na wao.

Yeyegist:
After the environmental sensitization programme at Kujearea of Abuja yesterday, the Hon Minister of Environment, Amina J Mohammed spoke with these little children. She is really beautiful and probably the most prettiest of all female ministers in Nigeria ever.

http://www.metropillar.com/2016/02/see-stunning-photos-of-minister-of.html

she is actually pretty but I dnt like her kinda beauty...

dason4life:
Whao!
Pls house, is there any implication for dating any of them?

u dey fear ni? lols.

JVgal:
My elder sister doesn't sleep, she goes to work by 8am but wakes up by 3 am (we are not in lagos dat she has to wake up early to beat traffic) the problem is when she is awake, every other person in the house must wake up willingly or forcefully. Not that we have a lot of work to do in the house but she just want you to be busy @ all times. She sleep late @ night and wake up early. Today she woke up by 2am and her noise won't let me sleep. I finally got up by 4am (come and see my sister's face). I was forced to start moving around looking for smtin to do. I'm not actually a fat gal but now, I'm becoming skinny due to lack of rest. When I complain, she says I'm too lazy. What should I do?

do u work? if not den that is d reason for her behaviour.

Nkasiobi87:
Good morning everyone. If you have been reading my previous posts then you will know very well how my story has been. After getting a job and trying to ignore My husband'S cheating and other cruel characters towards me, he cheats with a female church member and promises her that he will marry her as a second wife.

After much talking which could not bring any positive results, I decided to let them be And mind my own business. He still enters my room when he feels like doing it with me. Now it happens that am 2Months pregnant after 5 kids. I told him about it he was happy at that given time. I then thought that maybe he will change this time to become a better father.

On Sunday while the morning prayer was going on, I couldn't stand up because I have started showing signs of pregnancy. I was feeling very anemic so I decided to sit down. My husband came out and stopped the prayer and started saying that I sat down because I wanted to show his mistress that am pregnant and that am doing drama for her mistress, something that I have never thought of doing. He started calling me all sorts of names all to calm the mistress down incase she notices that am pregnant. All to show the mistress that he is not happy with me being pregnant. All to make me feel bad and not happy of my condition.

While the congregation and the mistress were watching and laughing. When I couldn't take it anymore, I decided to walkout of the church. one of his workers ran after me and forcefully drew me back which left a mark on my neck. His claim is that I shouldn't move out while his pastor is talking. I pushed him out of my way, he slapped me inside church while my hubby watch. with the little strength in me I fight back and leave the church premises. I was so hurt that I want to revenge on my husband and his worker. how will I be proud of this pregnant now that he has said in his congregation that all am doing is noting but a show how painful. how do I pay him back.I really wish the worst on them now.God help me that I didn't do something unlawful to them.

wat a cheap fiction.

[quote author=kallmemrB post=42154635]Something Happened To A Friend That Got Me Scared Of Ladies

You know when you read some stories on Nl and u burst into laughter that bloggers are generating make beliefs stories...well I was like that until a friend told me about his current situation...Owu blow me ,fear grip me...
His Story:

My friend has been dating this lady for the past 3yrs and he was even thinking of doing his introduction and marriage this year....until he got the shock of his life on Monday....To him he thought their relationship was steady and ok so he never had any cause for alarm but a few weeks ago while praying in church his Pastor told him to avoid eating any food his Gf prepared for him for a while(I know what's on ur mind,Pastor lying since 20 B.C right?) well the guy prayed about it and kinda obey,they have been dating for 3yrs and sometimes the Gf comes over,sleep over or spend some days and you know its,kinda normal for ur Gf to prepare food and stuffs...
Due to the nature of his job,sometimes when he comes back from work the Gf would have slept and left his food in the cooler.. So after the pastors instruction he would sneak out and pour away the food...sometimes when it's during the day he would give excuse of the flat too hot and go outside the balcony to eat so that he wont raise any suspicion.. ..

After 3days of ignoring her food he notice his Gf became more aggressive and acts angrily.in his mind he thought it maybe she was having her menstral cycle so he ingored all those signs and still joke and make her life ....but 2 weeks ago she left his house as usual to go back home...since she got home anytime he calls her she was like "what" "en ehn" so he was like surprise by the new attitude,he went to her ouse several times but always met her absence...Sometimes when he calls her she talks like her usual good Gf but sometimes like they are fighting....
Last Friday while he was at church for vigil,the pastor called him aside and told him that the lady has been using charm on him for the past year,which lead to him losing his job for some months before getting a new one.. .the pastor told him that the lady main aim was to make him poor so that she would be the one feeding him and controlling him,that He will always listen and do her bidding anytime she wants ....

My friend almost fainted and the pastor told him the reason why he instructed him to stop eating het food was because she always feed him the juju(charm,jass) thru food....
He said he didn't believe what the pastor said so when he goy home he called her over 50times she didn't pick her call all thru friday to sunday...all he could think of was if it was true...
He spent all weekend asking himself the same questions like "Have I been under Juju all this while,Did she really love Him"

But on Monday he got the greatest shock if his Life...After work on Monday he got home and found his apartment empty...i mean totally partially empty ,only mattress and the bed stand,wall rode and some of his cloth remaining...all this watches,shoes,belt,all electrical gadgets were all gone..even all his pictures and personal stuffs...

He said he felt as if the world crumbled on Him,he went over to the ladies house and was told she hasn't been home for 2days..when he called,she picked up and eased ,banged the call...

So he went to the landlord of his apartment and the oldest son of the landlord which was around 25 confirm that his Gf came with her friends to pack everything...The landlord said he couldn't stop her becos she was pratically living with him for Past 2yrs so they tot they were married...

My friend is still in Limbo Atm cos he still loves her alot inregardless of what had happen...
The crazy thing is that yesterday somebody return some of his picture,the one he took with the lady was not returned....

Honestly if you meet this couple you would think they are heaven made cos they look so good together and were happy ....

aAfter hearing this last night,I got so scared,I never imagined a lady could do something like this to a guy that loves her...

My advice to everyone out there is to be prayerful in ur relationship cos u don't also know if you are under spell[/quotell me u dnt knw dat men charm ladies as well.

Daminaj1:
She did not caption the photo because it is too cute for words

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAsGEPTOOtY/?taken-by=genevievennaji

Is it me or she looks 20?

cc:lalasticlala

this culd be an old pic u know. beariful tho.

AwesomeDuru:
The innocent little boy is not looking at anything. Probably he even has his eyes closed sef. Stop begging a situation that is not there. Do you think he has attention by looking up there? What's even there to see? Dirty pants, Bushy v.agina, yeast infection.. There's nothing glorious under a woman's skirt trust me.

sure noting glorious under a woman's skirt but I swear u cannot do without it...

vivianblog3:
From the Whatsapp messenger message i got , see what he wrote.

MTN competing with God? Pls who is right or wrong? This is live pictures of subscribers waiting to be registered after several attempts @mtn onitsha/Asaba express by 8:20am on Sunday. Do they really know the essence of PORTING a line. So why ll u allow what u bought with your money (sim) to be competing with Sunday service.? Nigerians pls wake up. Do u see any sense in this?

Report From http://www.viviangist.com/mtn-people-trying-to-register-their-sim-cards-even-on-sunday-photos

Cc; lalasticlala

you will not appreciate this untill u work frm monday through saturday. I had to do mine on a saturday cos I wrk through the whole week.

MrSocrate:
My course mate and a good friend who has a Bsc. Zoology (2.1) cert. and currently teaching in a private school and will complete his Msc course work this April and has started his project, just got a contract job in one of the Nigerian banks and wishes to abandon the programme, is pleading for honest and sincere advice from matured and experienced N'landers. Pls your advice is greatly appreciated

contract kini? if I hear?...

For those that submitted themselves.

FlirtyKaren:
Who wants a best friend like this?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/this-is-what-you-do-when-your-best.html

hehehehe... the labour just abt to start, odawise wen labour is in full swing makeup will be d last on their mind. still good though...

good for long throat babes.

Diamonddris:
My name is Diamond, and I just had a new girl friend after breaking up with a very loving girl(my X.).




But the problem I have with this my new girl is that every time she comes visiting,she comes with two to three of her friends and this is so annoying.

Minus spending a lot of money to entertain the four of them,I dnt get any intimacy with my girl because of the presence of her friends..although the girl is very pretty..

When I asked her why she brings her friends to my house in all her visits, she told me that she wants them to see how handsome I am..when I told her that her reasons are ridiculous, she grew angry, and I love this girl...and she is not picking my calls for two days now.

Please Nairalanders, what should I do?

Am I in love? Or has STUPIDITY taken over ME?

ignore her for some days her senses will return.

wait ooo... what happened? tiwa pls do something fast to blend ur skin.