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Nice bill....these guys are very considerate. Oya madam finance, tell oga GEJ to instruct Mallam Lamido to withdraw the funds from the CBN and send the bill to the senate as supplementary budget. |
Good girls don't want s-e-x all the time but bitches give it to you anywhere, infact they prefer it in the most unusual places, in the car, uncompleted buildings and so on.....good girls don't do such, they want it in the bed only. Bitches bring the drama, good girls are too quiet and makes the relationship boring. |
I would rather tattoo my mothers name on my forehead than tattoo the name of one useless girl on my arm. |
To me the essence of dating is to test drive the APUTE REPUBLIC of my wife-to-be in order to confirm the mileage and if the shock absorbers are still intact. |
I beg where this dog dey serve? hope say nor be cross river state? |
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Can we be slow to judge please? It is called an accident because you don't expect it to happen and because they were heading for a party doesn't mean they were drunk. By the way who drinks to a party when you know there will be a lot of drink at the party? May their soul rest and may Almighty God grant their parents fortitude to bear their loss. |
I would want to know ur alcohol gauge...I mean how many bottles of big stout u dey fit carry for head? Plus if u rushed the drink, it is very possible that is why u didn't come early. Alcoholic beverages like stout alters ur sex performance especially when u rush the drink.....but guy it was a good Bleep, be expecting another invite. |
I recently found out that my girlfriend(now ex) was older than me by 2 years. While we were dating, she had this matured attitude and the way she talks to me when we have problems was always suspicious and one day she left her NYSC ID Card in my car and I was really pissed that she was that older than me. If she had told me, i would have done my best to cope, she even lied that i am olde than her by two years only for her to leave her ID Card in my car!!! mehn.....I don't do old cargos. You can't be using my fresh blood to reduce your old age. |
Face ooooo.....na weytin dey make my pistol raise. |
These nairalanders wen dey smoke Igbo na him I wan get role model? U do well..... |
For bad thing to happen, rain go fall. If the deputy governor wasn't impeached, he may have as well been with the governor on the same jet. |
When are they going to release pictures of their baby,blue ivy? Are they waiting for her to grow up so they can reduce her lips and do a little cosmetic surgery? ![]() |
Shey una don hear now? For those of una wen sabi HEAD, Dat place get bacteria!!! So no surprise after you HEAD finish, your mouth go get cro-cro!! |
donchi5050: Masonic in actionWho be this man sef? why u dey involve Mason for this issue? |
DROGBA....nice ring. Thank God u didn't invite Torres, that waste of a buy!!!! I know it was also Di Matteo that wanted to give you a 1 year contract but who is laughing now? |
Ok....u do well. I will inform GEJ of your pro-nigerianess. You may be one of his 1689 entourage to visit Syria and Somalia next week |
But wait, how does this Mamy water sleeps wit all these hair? |
For all my guys wen dey head, una don hear now....that place get bacteria. |
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Mikel no hear the opinion wen d ref speak.... ![]() |
The earlier the better cos I no fit dey wait for ur lvl wen plenty fish full ocean. |
Na ur papa house u go die put. |
I used to like them fleshy(not fat) and busty....but after I tasted lekpa and cut to size brea5ts,....hmmmm!!! I don't want to see fat girls again. |
Racist polish....do they know God? |
Things that are impossible with men is possible with God....I bless your holy name father because you are greater than the greatest. |
Tiwa wore it beta...solange looks like a cheap prostitute. |
This 2face sperm strong o....cute kids. |
This one na fireworks....is this a rocket? |
I have a four year old daughter out of wedlock. I am dating this new girl and i keep telling her that i may never get married because i already have what people marry for....it kills her whenever i tell her this but it is the truth. I may never get married cos i already have a beautiful daughter. |
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