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Politics › Re: Kidnappers Of Okonjo-iweala's Mother Demand $1Billion Ransom by crisycent: 8:53pm On Dec 10, 2012
Nice bill....these guys are very considerate. Oya madam finance, tell oga GEJ to instruct Mallam Lamido to withdraw the funds from the CBN and send the bill to the senate as supplementary budget.
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Love Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by crisycent: 8:08am On Dec 10, 2012
Good girls don't want s-e-x all the time but bitches give it to you anywhere, infact they prefer it in the most unusual places, in the car, uncompleted buildings and so on.....good girls don't do such, they want it in the bed only.

Bitches bring the drama, good girls are too quiet and makes the relationship boring.
Romance › Re: Can You Tattoo Your Lover‘s Name On Your Body? by crisycent: 8:02am On Dec 10, 2012
I would rather tattoo my mothers name on my forehead than tattoo the name of one useless girl on my arm.
Romance › Re: What Is The Essence Of Dating? by crisycent: 6:05pm On Dec 09, 2012
To me the essence of dating is to test drive the APUTE REPUBLIC of my wife-to-be in order to confirm the mileage and if the shock absorbers are still intact.
Jokes Etc › Re: A Picture Of DOG Serving NYSC by crisycent: 11:30am On Dec 09, 2012
I beg where this dog dey serve? hope say nor be cross river state?
Fashion › Re: Toke Makinwa Vs Omowunmi Akinnifesi: Who Wore It Best? by crisycent: 8:12pm On Dec 08, 2012
None
Education › Re: 4 Lead City Students Died In Ibadan Auto Crash Early This Morning by crisycent: 6:56pm On Dec 08, 2012
Can we be slow to judge please? It is called an accident because you don't expect it to happen and because they were heading for a party doesn't mean they were drunk. By the way who drinks to a party when you know there will be a lot of drink at the party? May their soul rest and may Almighty God grant their parents fortitude to bear their loss.
Romance › Re: She Drugged My Big Stout Wid A.frodisiac. by crisycent: 6:22pm On Dec 08, 2012
I would want to know ur alcohol gauge...I mean how many bottles of big stout u dey fit carry for head? Plus if u rushed the drink, it is very possible that is why u didn't come early. Alcoholic beverages like stout alters ur sex performance especially when u rush the drink.....but guy it was a good Bleep, be expecting another invite.
Romance › Re: Guys,Men, When Is A Woman Considered Old For You? by crisycent: 6:11pm On Dec 08, 2012
I recently found out that my girlfriend(now ex) was older than me by 2 years. While we were dating, she had this matured attitude and the way she talks to me when we have problems was always suspicious and one day she left her NYSC ID Card in my car and I was really pissed that she was that older than me. If she had told me, i would have done my best to cope, she even lied that i am olde than her by two years only for her to leave her ID Card in my car!!! mehn.....I don't do old cargos. You can't be using my fresh blood to reduce your old age.
Romance › Re: Guys Which Is More Important To You - A Pretty Face Or A Sexy Body by crisycent: 6:05pm On Dec 08, 2012
Face ooooo.....na weytin dey make my pistol raise.
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Role Model? by crisycent: 5:51pm On Dec 08, 2012
These nairalanders wen dey smoke Igbo na him I wan get role model? U do well.....
Politics › Re: PDP Writes-Off Brain-damaged Governor Suntai - SaharaReporters by crisycent: 3:23pm On Dec 08, 2012
For bad thing to happen, rain go fall. If the deputy governor wasn't impeached, he may have as well been with the governor on the same jet.
Celebrities › Re: Beyonce Buys Jayz A $3million Watch For His B'day. by crisycent: 2:29pm On Dec 08, 2012
When are they going to release pictures of their baby,blue ivy? Are they waiting for her to grow up so they can reduce her lips and do a little cosmetic surgery? grin
Health › Re: Gynaecologist Warns Women To Stop Douching by crisycent: 8:59pm On Dec 07, 2012
Shey una don hear now? For those of una wen sabi HEAD, Dat place get bacteria!!! So no surprise after you HEAD finish, your mouth go get cro-cro!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: UK Nurse In Kate Middleton Radio Prank Call Committs Suicide by crisycent: 8:57pm On Dec 07, 2012
donchi5050: Masonic in action
Who be this man sef? why u dey involve Mason for this issue?
Sports › Re: Didier Drogba Gives £800,000 Worth Of Diamond RingsTo Former Chelsea Team Mates by crisycent: 8:51pm On Dec 07, 2012
DROGBA....nice ring. Thank God u didn't invite Torres, that waste of a buy!!!! I know it was also Di Matteo that wanted to give you a 1 year contract but who is laughing now?
Foreign Affairs › Re: When Is The BBC Going To Stop Rubbishing Nigeria ? by crisycent: 8:44pm On Dec 07, 2012
Ok....u do well. I will inform GEJ of your pro-nigerianess. You may be one of his 1689 entourage to visit Syria and Somalia next week
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Tonto Dikeh And Her Mum, Any Form Of Resemblance? by crisycent: 7:18pm On Dec 07, 2012
But wait, how does this Mamy water sleeps wit all these hair?
Health › Re: Gynaecologist Warns Women To Stop Douching by crisycent: 7:12pm On Dec 07, 2012
For all my guys wen dey head, una don hear now....that place get bacteria.
Jokes Etc › Re: How Many Faces Can You See In This Picture? by crisycent: 7:00pm On Dec 07, 2012
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Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Banned And Fined £60,000 Over Referee Incident by crisycent: 9:47pm On Dec 06, 2012
Mikel no hear the opinion wen d ref speak.... grin grin grin
Romance › Re: When Is The Right Time For Sex?? by crisycent: 9:45pm On Dec 06, 2012
The earlier the better cos I no fit dey wait for ur lvl wen plenty fish full ocean.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls - Exposed!! by crisycent: 9:43pm On Dec 06, 2012
Na ur papa house u go die put.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Hate To Date Fat And Busty Girls. by crisycent: 9:41pm On Dec 06, 2012
I used to like them fleshy(not fat) and busty....but after I tasted lekpa and cut to size brea5ts,....hmmmm!!! I don't want to see fat girls again.
Christianity Etc › Re: PHOTOS: World's Tallest Statue Of Jesus.. by crisycent: 9:36pm On Dec 06, 2012
Racist polish....do they know God?
Health › Re: Man Woke-up In Mortuary After 7 Days by crisycent: 9:30pm On Dec 06, 2012
Things that are impossible with men is possible with God....I bless your holy name father because you are greater than the greatest.
Fashion › Re: Tiwa Savage Vs Solange Knowles: Who Wore It Better? by crisycent: 9:06pm On Dec 06, 2012
Tiwa wore it beta...solange looks like a cheap prostitute.
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Tuface's Boys - Nino & Zion by crisycent: 5:58am On Dec 06, 2012
This 2face sperm strong o....cute kids.
Science/Technology › Re: UNN Student Develops Amateur Rocket Propellant (photo) by crisycent: 6:34am On Dec 05, 2012
This one na fireworks....is this a rocket?
Romance › Re: What Is The Most Important Reason For Marriage. by crisycent: 8:49am On Dec 04, 2012
I have a four year old daughter out of wedlock. I am dating this new girl and i keep telling her that i may never get married because i already have what people marry for....it kills her whenever i tell her this but it is the truth. I may never get married cos i already have a beautiful daughter.

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