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Ishilove: No sweery, I perfectly understood everything you posted. Its your braggadocio that jumped out at me.

well hon, I ain't bragging, i just wanted to sight a personally experience on the attitude of Nigerian girl towards dudes by assessing their financial capability. Sorry if i touched a sensitive topic that hits you wrongly.

Ishilove: See one 'em Nairaland millionaires...

Emmm swerry, of all the things I posted, this is the part you understood abi? Talk about being shallow. Well anything that helps you sleep better at night.

To make tins clear, 1st of all i don't believe in love.
Am not looking for love, am looking for a friend, a companion, a confidant, an advicer, a lady that can contribute meaningfully to my dreams, goals and target(most ladies are intimidated by me, i don't know why) i need someone that can look me in the face and tell me am wrong when my ego has taken over. But the sad thing is that our ladies are for the highest bidder. I was once just ok, then i sudden became broke, come see where girls the run for their life. Am 1000times now better than before, now i don't even need to talk much the dough talks for me. So am still kinda searching. Most girls in Nigeria are just too shallow

Mobinga: I've run out of bleeps to give.

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Still trying to give fúck but i just can't

@tavon dude wat da fvck? How can you be bantering words wit a woman. Haba dude thats low, very low. I was enjoy this earlier, but enough.
@tolani, u've made your points, please quit the insults.
And BTW both of you? Grow up already.

xtenxive: So because you perceive her as "hot" and People say she's beautiful makes her fit for marriage. Please forget marriage for now and keep having fun till you know better.

Funny but it think you just told me truth. I have a lot of customer service needs that need attending to. But brother my entire community is on my neck to get married ooo

wisdom77: Thank you for this piece, I know i am in such predicament right now infact i have fixed a date for my wedding already but I am just thinking if i have made the right decision to marry my Virgin GF of 4yrs or a woman that i met 8 months ago dat has a child and we are so passionate when making love. She is doing well financially but she lies and has some funny attitude that my GF doesnt possess but i enjoy her company and she makes me laugh this is just because i dont live in the same city with my GF so we have spent alot of time together. She is begging me to marry her i feel for her but i have my doubts. who thinks I am crazy?

In the same predicament my brother ooo. Got a very young babe that has a very good upbringing, but inexperienced and another fiery hot one that on one occassion when we were having an evenin stroll two ladies stopped us and told her how beautiful and gorgeous she was. Am looking to settle down wit one, kinda confused actually. So bros its not just you.

@op, very gud and educational post.
But am guilty of the beauty part. I have a very serious weakness for tall, very fair, well endowed pretty ladies. But the problem is its very difficult to see a girl with the above characteristics that her character isn't terrible as in they are so shallow. But the not so okay ones, seem to be the wifey material. But for me to marry any girl she just has to be a show stopper.

WTF nigga WTF
*........*
I just pucked

nedra: Fat pple r generally greedy. They prefer to hv it all in the tummny rada dan some portion in d pot. No one is born fat. Pple grow into it. One of evry 20 fat pple cud be due to medical reasons doh.

ur one sick, depreaved, anorexic mudaforka. Fat people are greedy? Well nursery school science shows that you can't fill-up a 50ltr can with 5ltrs. The more the body mass the more food needed by d stomach to feel filled up, does that mean because you eat 2teaspoons because you suffer from anorexia, you expect healthy people to be like you? Mor0n like you. BTW what do you mean by "no one is born fat"? Go and read and enlighten your brain cos you just showed that you use less than 1% of it. Eediot.

@op, you are stack raving mad to come here to insult and call fat people lazy, slow and pitiful. Lazy? Nigga you serious? I run approximately 4KM every 2days, I don't eat much, I only eat what I cook, I hate eating out. Still am chubby and I weigh a proud 97kg on a 6ft1" height. I can tell you, you malnurished, anorexic dumbazz punk. That i will total dust you in a any race. As for the ladies, i get anyone I fancy despite my chubby pot belly. So poster and other malnurished mor0ns coming here to insult fat dudes, add some flesh and go get a life.

carefreewannabe: You can't be serious. Do you really think that it only happens to the good, God fearing guys? Do you also think that only good wives are cheated on? It can happen to everyone. Watch out boy, you might be next

I love it when chics call me boy, makes me feel young again. Well honey, i ain't married yet and I would just love her to cheat on me, make she just do am. I'll make an example of her. You can believe that.

Honestly, i don't see the reason for this thread talkless of it being on the front page. Well, back then, our dining table was just a decoration. My dad nd mum eats in the palour in while watching NTA news. I prefer eating in the kitchen or in my room, come to think of it, it was my sis and househelp that eat on the dining table. So do you mean to tell me that our maids are discriminating against us? Crazy thread.

Sleek05: I've never seen such hypocrisy I'm seeing on dis topic on nairaland. I mean WTF See how guys r bashin ladies as if dey r any better. Many of dem keep 3, 4 or 5 lovers yet r here crucifyin ladies because dey r d ones dat carry d child. As a poster rightly said, u sow wat u reap, ure busy messing around with other married women n u want ur wife 2 remain faithful 2u...how does dat work? Diaz smthn cald karma dudes! If men were d ones dat bore children, can any guy on dis site beat his chest and say d number of bastards wil be reduced....see hypocrisy in d highest form, see all of dem formin saint wen in actual fact, dey jump frm pillar 2 pillar despite d fact dat dey r legally married. If dia'l be any correction for women who carry bastards, definitely not frm Nigerian men cuz dey r worse worse species, experts in cheatin and dickology. Mtcheeew!

Cool it lady, your temperature is about to hit a record high for the books. You talking of karma? Most of the guys that go through this ishii is usually the good "God fearing" type, no wonder women always say they want a God fearing guy(a mugu). My wife to be no fit try that nonsense with me nah, she no dey fear face? Nah amadioha, ogun and 50 other gods go strike both of them to oblivion. You come here to talk about karma, what does karma have against these God fearing guys? The bad guys always take care of business no slacking. But woe betide you if your wife finds out that your weak. My brother nah gateman go they nak am akpako. But if she fears your every move, she will be too scared to find out if you put magun there or not. So coming back to karma, you are a young girl dating your father's senior as a sugardaddy, do you expect your man now, not to be a sugardaddy to some other young girls? Well just asking. Remember ladies karma is a biatch.

platinumricky: The censorship on nairaland is getting really annoying. Am sure he typed p.i.m.p and love-vendor appeared instead.
Wtf is this!
M0r0n = slowpoke
Pe**s= manliness
Why can't asterisks be used instead?!

thanks for the heads up bro.

baddiguy: we're awake, to set the night to music...

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]go sleep[/quote]Hey you guys, GO GET A ROOM.

adieora: Watch ur words fish face.

You watch your mouth you Daughters of Jezebel. A clear conscience fears no DNA test, make una dey dia d shout divorce, you guys wanted free hands earlier. Abeg make dem try make dis DNA testing over the counter and easily available, to save men the agony of training other people bas-ta-rds.

I know the ladies will hate me for what am about to post, but what the hell, if don't like it, go bathe on top transformer. .
This is all true, it happened before my eyes(not some nollywood ishh). I was in Schlum then, I had a boss, real big man in all true sense of it and very kind. He had hotels and estates everywhere. He loved and trusted his wife so much, she had everything. One day we were having some drinks in his house, he went into his house to grab more bottles and overheard his wife telling someone "I love you" over the phone in a hiden corner of the house. O boy all hell broke loose that day. When we calmed the situation, he pretended to forget the whole issue. He somehow managed to take his six kids to South Africa on vacation, silently did a paternity test and found out that only two of his six kids where actually his. You should see a grown man crying like a baby, it was just heart rendering(i believe that this and other experiences i had in life made me view women differently, but this was the defineing one). Any woman I marry must sign a pre-nup, and the kids must undergo a DNA testing to put my mind at rest, that am not raising another man shit as mine.

PS:It later came out that his colleague in the office was responsible for 3 out of the external 4.
Guys underesteemate a woman at your own doom. QED

Sweet cars. Is there a place in Nigeria that someone can actually p.i.m.p his cars like this? I would love my BMW to get lamborghini doors
Am serious about this

This is long overdue, I grew up in Owerri, but as i travel back to see friends there from time to time. I notice that a new hotel springs up in Owerri like every week, and in this our capitalist age, business competition/ingenuity springs up ways to out do each other. Well good move, but the rate of influx of hotels in Owerri must be stemmed. There is no single factory in Owerri, but there is an average of 2hotels, 3fast foods and 1joint per street in Owerri. Rochas empower the youths of Imo, provide industries, let them work. Stoping stripe clubs in Owerri, is like scratching the surface of problem.

baddiguy: ...brazilian/indian hair, mascara (or whatever kinds of paint for facial design) etc.
uhh no beef o me i just dey try contribute to ya list

Ahhh how could I forget the almigthy brazillian hair? Our ladies have gone crazy. More items needed 4 my list.
(Gawd go punish all of una, six pack ko, six crates ni. Mtchewww...smh)

caseless: exactly! Do ur survey well and u'l be suprised at ur result/outcome. Their breas'ts dont obey hooke's law or theory of elasticity.

Guy dat really hurt, ouch. LWKMD
But its true, most of them boobs go pass dia elastic limit at age 17 and they have the guts to come here choosing between pot-belle and 6packs.
Coming soon, a thread on the different gadgets women deceive us with.
1. Heels
2. Cupped bra(made of metals)
3. Eye Lashes.
4. Fake Nails.
5. Pot belle
6. Fanta face, coka cola feet.
E.t.c.
Ok guys imagine ur girl without this gadgets. Ehwwww. You got that right, and this ladies have the guts to come here and talk about 6packs? Take a look in the mirror bîtche$.
Any more gadgets, hit me with it guys. Lol

Julieccentric: So what are you feeling like? Denzel Wahington??

Sorry to burst your bubble hon, but Denzel's got nothing on me.

A girl asks me out, no biggies, happens all the time. But proposing? Unless you'll take care of the bridal list no probs, but if am to pay the bride price and all, please let me take my time and evaluate what am getting myself into.

bibigirl07: No contest. Six packs any given day or night. The contours, the eye-candy feasting, the steel texture as I run my finger along the valley in between the packs! Omg! Besides, all that, it sends a message that He values his body enough to work out and look good for me. As per his attitude and all other wishy washy stuff, who cares?! Serzly, wit his six packs, he's a demi-god, a sexual being, as long as he keeps being sexy and makes me giddy with those scintillating mid-section, am good.

Kids......smh

Thank you my brother. The truth is this if we let this ladies talk without us stating the obvious, brothers here will be committing unintentional suicide in the gyms. While the courageous pot belly ones will be picking the endangered species. Guys no mind this women, work on your swag, finish.

baddiguy: ^^^ All join o...more ladies' views would be insightful, yea. but all men too can chip in a word or two about which they'd rather have.

Am a virgin!!! Only to catch her off guard and found a punnany wilder than 3rd mainland bridge.

Well I see all this 6pack bruhaha as just an inferiority complex thing. As for me I have just 1 well rounded pack. But i still get any chic that catches my fancy. The worst thing any chic can do is to give me just 2mins of her time, and it a done deal, be you whoever. I still tear down walls with my 1pack. So brothers, work on your game and swag more and you get the prize. Simple

mimi13: Gosh, this song brings back memories with so much tears cos it was played at my Dad's lying-in-state over 10yrs ago.
I love his songs so so much, am shocked by this news...i never heard he was sick!

Anyi ekwerewo n'oge Chukwu
anyi gbacha nikanika, uche Chukwu g'eme
onye n'eri awo nya rikwa nke Chi goziri agozi,
rikwa nke Chi nyere, rikwa nke Chi kwuru!

Dika nwa ele n'acho mmiri,
k'obim n'acho gi Onyewem,
Nani gi ka obim na achó,
achoro m ikpere gi.

Kai, je nkeoma nnwanne mmadu, ka Chukwu nara ma nabata mkpuru obi gi na ndokwa... Amen!

This lyrics brought tears to my eyes. Chei. A great iroko has fallen

Patty Obasi, my tears won't bring you back, your songs are inspirational. To me you where the best gospel musician because of the originality of your songs. R.I.P You have fought a good fight and the Lord who rewards, will reward you. Rest in the Lord, Sir.......smh, *wipes tears*

Interesting, very interesting. Call me old school, but this brother just hit the nail on the head.
I met a very young girl sometime ago, we got chatty she gave me her number, and at the point of me keying my number in her phone both her sim n phonememory where filled up, i had to retoast her, b4 she deleted a number to add mine, a student o not a bizwoman. Well she acted like a hoe nd was treated as one. What of the one that before you walk 15poles with this girl over 18boys will greet her. Well, i read and interpreted the situation and went my way. I took another shopping(as a test o) what she was picking droped my jaw, well she's history. One even had the guts to ask me to pay her "salary", i was like WTF? For what? I might give a small something here and there, buy u stuff. But we ain't married and am not your father. Give your parents some responsibilities and have some dignity. The truth is 97% of guys ain't dunces. You might think you eating him mugu. He only losses money, you, your dignity. To get a chic in Naija, as easy as clicking a finger. But to get a wife? Lord have mercy.

Guys y'all miss the point here, the centre of attraction for now 190 has gone AWOL. Find him!!!