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Food › Re: Consumers, Traders Lament As Tomato, Pepper Scarcity Hits Markets by dalass(f): 6:18pm On Jul 01, 2023
EyeCumInPiece:
This Tribulation Tinubulation will favor me and my family.
cheesy grin
Politics › Re: No Country Retires Over 100 Major Generals Without Crumbling – Sadeeq Shehu by dalass(f): 4:25pm On Jul 01, 2023
With the Northern lopsided appointments Buhari madehuh

They have got to go. Tinubu appointed Nuhu Ribadu and the military chiefs said they could not work with him as NSA, trying to force Tinubu to appoint a general instead. So President showed them who is commander in chief! grin
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Shot Wife Dead In Dallas USA and Killed himself. Video by dalass(f): 2:24pm On Jul 01, 2023
Skyview01:
I know say na my Igbo brother e go be. Too much ego and emotions at play all the time.

Abeg make we dey calm down. We take life way too seriously
Exactly 💯
Politics › Re: Odu’a Group To Begin Oil Exploration by dalass(f): 9:36am On Jul 01, 2023
YemyTemmy:
Head truly dey pain you, is Ondo start part of Biafra land?
Fish brain no dey comprehend anything. Na like small stone, nothing can enter grin
Celebrities › Re: Meet Evanny Patrick, Ice Prince Alleged Fiancee by dalass(f): 9:25pm On Jun 30, 2023
tobenuel:
Please recommend food for a person with fresh heart break 💔
Wait f breakfast grin

More seriously, Pele smiley

Eat sweet things to sweeten your belle smiley
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Supreme Court: Businesses Can Discriminate Against Gays For Religious Reasons by dalass(f): 9:04pm On Jun 30, 2023
taylor89:
I don’t know what Americans saw in this gay thing

If not for spiritual problems why would a man leave Nengi and Nansi Isimes nyash say na Atiku & Oshomole nyash dey hungry am

Don’t even know how y’all do it but I find it very difficult to even sleep on same bed with my fellow guy I rather sleep on the floor

Because if my fellow guy dey sleep Mumu sleep him leg or hand mistakenly touch me while he’s deep asleep I go chook am screwdriver immediately

Even I faint & needs a mouth to mouth CPR and unknowingly due to my unconscious state I found out that my fellow guy gave me mouth to mouth CPR that saved my life

Oga if I fully recover people go gather for me and you because our war and fight go long reach Russia

You go tell me wether you no see babe around to save me
Funny guy ...lol grin grin grin
Business › Re: Nigeria Stock Market At Highest Level In 15 Years, Gain 18.9% In The First Half by dalass(f): 8:46pm On Jun 30, 2023
Abalado:
Can we say Tinubu is working ni,,,I no even they hear them obedients then again,subsidy don humble everybody
grin
Career › Re: The Sad Lives Of Freelancers In Nigeria by dalass(f): 6:31pm On Jun 30, 2023
Ogiame:
When I am done with your silly bigotry ass, you will stop seeing the Igbo as the cause of your mom's death
Go and get tested... Rabies from a rabid dog is doing a number on your brain undecided
Crime › Re: Bodies Of Kidnapped Rachael Kanini "Kaniss" & Boyfriend, Omodollar Found by dalass(f): 3:21pm On Jun 30, 2023
Some people are only popular through being gruesomely murdered. God please don't let me be popular in death lipsrsealed
Career › Re: The Sad Lives Of Freelancers In Nigeria by dalass(f): 9:54am On Jun 30, 2023
Ogiame:
Shut up.
Nonsense
Do you need another job aside stalking me?
Celebrities › Re: Anita Brown: Woman Claims She Is Pregnant For Davido by dalass(f): 3:53pm On Jun 28, 2023
otipoju:
I understand. But you don't hear folks like Eminem and 50, having baby mama all over the place.
There's that very small percentage who still have some sense, the reason I said most not ALL
Celebrities › Re: Anita Brown: Woman Claims She Is Pregnant For Davido by dalass(f): 8:09am On Jun 28, 2023
otipoju:
Na real wa.

I can't imagine having children all over the place and not being there to bond and mould them into decent human beings.

I feel it's a really selfish way of living...but to each his own
Successful musiciams like Davido are generally community preek grin
Politics › Re: APC To Hold NEC Meeting On July 11: Adamu, Iyiola Omisore, Others To Know Fate by dalass(f): 7:58am On Jun 28, 2023
Ebubu7:
Adamu will be unceremoniously removed and new Chairman from North West or North Central will be installed.
Yes, Adamu is a goner
Politics › Re: President Tinubu's 120 Car Convoy In Lagos For Sallah Raises Eyebrow (VIDEO) by dalass(f): 4:09am On Jun 28, 2023
yarimo:
raised eyebrows and got illiterates Obidients talking. Go and look for meaningful thing to do with your life
That's the only meaningful thing he's got going, permanent hate.
Business › Re: Gtbank: You Can Now Change Dollar To Naira Instantly From Internet Banking by dalass(f): 4:07am On Jun 28, 2023
Rooneyx:
Mumu shut up. Everything god god
Na God dey vex you like this? God is good o. Praise the Lord Jesus grin
Romance › Re: It Is A Good Revenge or Childishness? by dalass(f): 4:27pm On Jun 27, 2023
talented321:
Grandma, who believe she get sense. Nairaland.
Run along little narcissist
Romance › Re: It Is A Good Revenge or Childishness? by dalass(f): 4:20pm On Jun 27, 2023
Magnoliaa:
So it is sweet when the man abandoned her first? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Y'all are fuking hypocritical clowns, because you always rage on about how women should know the kind of men they fuk with; how some don't forgive and will always get their pound of flesh back.

I mean, a man lied to a lady - who cheated on him - that he's gotten a job for her and that she should quit her current job. She did, he broke up with her and there's no job anywhere. It was wrong, but a lot of men on this NL supported it, with defenses like "know who you play games with. Some people are ruthlessly evil." So a woman cannot bid her time now to take revenge on a man who refused to take responsibility for her pregnancy, stayed away until she carried it to term, went through labour, and raised the child alone for 3 good years, he's now coming to ask for forgiveness (after four years)?

The same way I "understood" that guy's payback is the same way I support this lady's wrong here.

Yes, it is not right, but I thought "we" agreed to allow hurt and offended people to carry out their revenge however they deem fit? I thought we should be careful of people we fuk with? Who can do unimaginable things?



That she stood him up doesn't mean he can't still perform his fatherly duties to his child for all of you going on about how they are messing the child up.

They are both vindictive people from the narration, but you think "marriage" will suddenly make them good parents. Better they stay separate and raise the child together.
Most guys on NL are kids and their comments on this forum is basically narcissistic.. Don't take their comments seriously. grin
Fashion › Re: Lady's Asoebi Mini Dress Leaves Internet Users Displeased, by dalass(f): 12:53pm On Jun 27, 2023
Jakumo:
I really like the body type of this girl but my taste leans towards women with bigger busts than this one. My only other criticism is those massive fake eyelashes this lady is wearing, but that said I do understand that fake eyelashes and excessive makeup are regarded as compulsory accessories for all social gatherings in Nigeria. Not my cup of tea though. Fake eyelashes are hideous in my book, regardless of the context in which they are worn.

On the positive side, this lady's thighs and tight ass are super sexy to me and extremely grope-worthy. Looking at silky, smooth, and toned thighs like that inspires me to meditatively ponder over the sublime pleasures of eating wet pussy with those thighs wrapped around my head.
No be your fault, na she cause the nonsense u typed up there
Family › Re: Is 6 Months Enough Or Too Early For A Widow To Start Dating? by dalass(f): 10:54am On Jun 27, 2023
Tosin67:
Thank you said "if na you" to mean u already know that you don't have any iota of sense in ur head unlike other people.
Says a simping SIMP! and wimp! undecided
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Gets Emotional On Condolence Visit To Raymond Dokpesi's Family by dalass(f): 10:32am On Jun 27, 2023
talented321:
The best ever sex you can have is after smoking weed.

A trial will convince you.
GOODLUCK.
So, na sex turned you to weed smoker/ addict? How much you don make for smoking weed or having sexhuh
Family › Re: Is 6 Months Enough Or Too Early For A Widow To Start Dating? by dalass(f): 7:24pm On Jun 26, 2023
Tosin67:
Thank you said "if na you" to mean u already know that you don't have any iota of sense in ur head unlike other people.
This particular post is not for SIMPS LIKE YOU. You need to keep quiet and learn how to handle relationship before you become Lord of the SIMPS🙄🙄🙄🙄.

As seen in your post:
https://www.nairaland.com/6982973/im-too-emotionally-attached-she.
Family › Re: Is 6 Months Enough Or Too Early For A Widow To Start Dating? by dalass(f): 2:42pm On Jun 26, 2023
Kobicove:
Why you dey vex like this?
I no vex .... The question is certainly annoying
Family › Re: Is 6 Months Enough Or Too Early For A Widow To Start Dating? by dalass(f): 1:21pm On Jun 26, 2023
Ashley86400:
Let’s hear it?
Do men wait 1 year to sleep with another woman after their wife dies?
Pls enlighten us.
Great question. The man was a cheat. She should not wait a day self. If the reverse was the case, the man will immediately carry on because the dead wife already disgraced herself by dying on top another's prick in a hotel
Family › Re: Is 6 Months Enough Or Too Early For A Widow To Start Dating? by dalass(f): 1:18pm On Jun 26, 2023
Puss360:
Depends on how close she is to her late husband emotionally....
Which closeness is dat? The late idiot died on top a side chicken grin inside hotel o. Haba!

If na me, the dating starts immediately cool

Who mourns a fool huh
Career › Re: Employees That Slept With Their Bosses, How Did It End? by dalass(f): 1:15pm On Jun 26, 2023
It's shameful and only shameless pe6dey do am. Especially if the guy na kiss and tell someone.
Crime › Re: Usman Buda: Mob Beats Butcher To Death Over Alleged Blasphemy In Sokoto State by dalass(f): 8:51am On Jun 26, 2023
goodnessme1:
Why do Yoruba Muslims kill for dead Saudi Arabia man?
Go back to school and let them teach you English Comprehension until you can have at least a 'C'. cool
Health › Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by dalass(f): 5:01pm On Jun 24, 2023
kyber:
The day I use the first dose of Vega and I tried to have sex with my gf, she refused to have sex telling me she needed to sleep.
I belive it’s cause the first time we tried it I didn’t satisfy her cause my dick became flaccid when I went into her. I used Condom though.

She told me she likes her sex raw but I didn’t want to but I’m considering trying it out to know if I can sustain the erection without condom
She likes raw sex? God saved you with weak penis from virus and you're complaining. Do you know the disease or the virus she's trying to give you?


What's up with guys and penis and sex? One was here complaining about incurable herpes, many hiv cases, yet one girl you don't really know wants you to dive in raw. You dey craze ni?
Career › Re: The Sad Lives Of Freelancers In Nigeria by dalass(f): 12:59pm On Jun 24, 2023
Ogiame:
Shut up. Dummy
undecided
Family › Re: My Husband Wants Us To Relocate To The Village by dalass(f): 3:53pm On Jun 20, 2023
DeeBaDan:
Ehn of this generation want to feed of women and do not want to work
Exactly 💯.Most younger men want easy life. The guy wants his people in the village to continue feeding him and family. The lady must wise up
Family › Re: My Husband Wants Us To Relocate To The Village by dalass(f): 3:47pm On Jun 20, 2023
DeeBaDan:
Don't go. Let him go alone

You find a very cheap accomodation and do menial things you can do and make up to 50k per month. Like fried potato chips, fried plantain chips. Supply to shops. God will take care of you


When the chips are down, men drop professionalism.and go for what's available. If he can't forgo his pride and learn driver to get a car or bus he can drive and make daily income, divorce him. You don't need a loser as a mother of children. When things get tough, men ought to get tougher not fold up.


Going to village isn't proactive, productive, profitable or strategic. His inclinations as a man should tilt towards profitability not to recline to some nonsensical ideas. I travel.across multiple villages across the entire Nigeria. Let him go and try it for six months if he thinks the poverty in the city and that of the village are on the same.par
Advise him to go for Keke or okada that's paid in instalments. He's a lazy ass. You described his going to work late, etc etc. So be a darling. Present it with zest and in a profitable manner that even the most lazy ass person can accept. Do it gently. Look for a cheaper acommodation. Or negotiate with the landlord to pay in 6 months after the rent has expired to give you enough time to gather money.

My sister, I see even women riding those Keke oh. Put your baby in a good daycare. Just imagine ladies who are widows. They still take care of their kids. You're young enough to hustle. Your hustle must shame your spouse, or he can stay and nurse baby while you work...if he can😊 You see those Keke and okada people earn more than most workers whose salaries are mostly spent on transport fares.
Education › Re: Lasu Law Student, Aminah Yusuf Graduates With Perfect CGPA 5.0, Breaking 40 Year by dalass(f): 4:22am On Jun 17, 2023
Cassandraloius:
Best graduating student will be awarded with 500k, if it was BBnija the winner would have been awarded with hundreds of millions.
That's how the nation rewards depraved minds and pay lip service to real beauty and genius.
Career › Re: The Sad Lives Of Freelancers In Nigeria by dalass(f): 11:02am On Jun 16, 2023
TinubuSlave:
just copywriting.
But if there are there niches that requires just average basic knowledge then I can improvise.
I don't do copywriting. Sometimes cultural adaptation.

Google for the sites that are okay for copywriters.

It will take time for your hustle to pay but make sure you give your best at a competitive rate. After sometime,, you will be hiring people to work for you or you will be rejecting jobs.

Wishing you all the best

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