₦airaland Forum

Andyblaze: No just attempt spoil my market o

and dnt ask 'whats my market' cuz as u know i deal in [b]troll[/b]eys and carts

lynpetra:

Don't Redbenson.The guy too dey wahala babes with him mouth for NL.

Your mail?I hardly visit that mail.It's too busy.Would check anyway and get back to you.
Sorry....

icebebe: lol,stop pourin ur fraustration on me mbok,i am nt d cause of ASUU strike

homesteady: Please its okay oh!!

Khalessi: Another puzzy-whipped nigga mesmerized by a South African cow with saddle bags and low self esteem.

Khalessi: Dry BBM thread you say, cow I guess I've to take a screen shot of my contacts... Cos unlike you I've got balls I don't need to hide behind a cloak to make my feelings known. P.s English isn't hard to learn it took me 45 mins to understand what you typed.

demelza: See wetin I miss.

demelza: Why should we behave ourselves when the guys we have go around calling themselves lesbians.

Abu Mikey:

If the OP is not the Customs , then why should this post Border Me ?

oguntola18: u shuld post a picture of her cos' we dont a lot of actress by name

GentleMimi: Funny enough,u're at the very top of my list! Trying too hard to be a badt boi gets people bored after a short period of time.
Next is Mr Cork.I'm scared i might kill him if i ever come across him.
And finally......the NL razzmatazz.....

icebebe: rubbish,looks too fake

lynpetra: Oya kon see am.You think say my kongo na kpalasa like your over ripped banana

Oya if you thin say I dey lie open your own make I weigh am.I want better pikin.No be d one wey carry ogooo for back

pasqal09: Which one come be tomgirl?

Desola: Well, thank God I am not Nigerian!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Hehe, we all are addicted to NL not just my wife - stray off her

Thanks Oga Dan, i'm doing great anyway [/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Going all miles to use an alternate account [obviously not urs] to wish me a HBD is just the height of ur love - its a feat.

I sincerely appreciate your nice gesture Bree.

Thanks once again [/color]

pimpchi: Hello house, I have being a fan of nairaland for many years nw before becoming a member...I must say you guys are wonderful with insightful and eye opening topics and replies. I have a problem... I am in my late 20's and works with an oil servicing firm here in lagos... I have a friend 'my best friend' who jst got married to his heartthrob, I happened to be his best man during his wedding. Due to his financial inabilities, I sponsored almost 60% of his wedding expenses, which I did with all joy because of hw close we were. Nw the problem....... Two months after their wedding, my friends new wife has been sending love text messages to me of hw she wished that I ws the one she married blah blah blah..... It got to a point that she sends her nude pix to me and she still does.. She even sent one this morning durin her bath... I have warned her severally, over and over again bt she is nt giving in... I threatened to report to her husband but she doesn't even care, I told her yesterday that I will upload her nude pix online if she doesn't stop bt she sent loads of nude pix this morning.... Plz how do I handle this pin in the butt cos I wouldn't want to scatter this young union or shud I tell my friend atleast to save him the headache of a wife.... Thanks

Andyblaze: Its so annoying! Atimes i feel like stalking them and strangling them with their pillows deep in the night when they sleep

Imagine one said ''Baby ur so beautiful, ur picture dey make me menstruate for mouth'' WTF

But are my experiencing a jealous syndrome or am i normal to think this way

Please serious comments, as you can see ayam serious these days.

CastingCrowns: i discovered nairaland when whenever i was browsing about something mostly indigenous celebrities or anytin of interest,and this particular site always popped up and had somfin to say so curiously i clicked one day...and became hooked.

bolagabriella: Why don't I trust you...

Annie2gud: he that Deserves it.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Step One: Sleep with him and tell him you love him.

Step two: I said sleep with him and tell him you love him.

Step three: Sleep with his friends.

Step four: Sleep with his father.

Step five: Sleep with his dog.

Step six: Repeat steps one to five.

Step seven: Break up with him, Avenger. If he doesn't feel worse than "wah" your bestie is feeling "ryt" now, call me bastard.

Nonsense and ingredients! [/color]