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Romance › Re: How To Play A Guy by Danhumprey: 11:27am On Nov 06, 2013
Idowuogbo: Smallie, I pity u...

U want to play a player? Dem don use leg slap u b4? undecided
Lol@use leg slap her. grin
Romance › Re: My Niece Wants To Date Me by Danhumprey: 11:09am On Nov 06, 2013
ITbomb: How, if I may ask?
Abraham , a friend of God married his niece
ITbomb! Don't you dare go that direction! angry
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Danhumprey: 10:57am On Nov 06, 2013
Now playing: "Blurred lines" - Robin Thicke ft. T.I and Pharrell. cool
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Danhumprey: 10:54am On Nov 06, 2013
[quote author=Nadia_SA1]HBD is a great mod!![/quote]I'm not surprised that you are spewing this. Coming from the same place with her,you would do anything to support her,isn't it? angry
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Danhumprey: 10:52am On Nov 06, 2013
mcfynest: who are YOUhuh
grin
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Danhumprey: 10:50am On Nov 06, 2013
Afrobasic: Which one is HBD again? Happy birthday?
grin
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Danhumprey: 10:49am On Nov 06, 2013
uboma: I feel you should have done this privately, probably @ the moderators' section
Moderator section? Ogbeni,mere members are not allowed into that section. It's exclusively for the moderators. Check it out!
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Danhumprey: 10:45am On Nov 06, 2013
Tgirl4real: What exactly are u accusing her of?
She is power drunk. She is on a banning spree,bannin whoever she likes,mostly her supposed enemies. That's why I rarely go to that section!


Or,are you trying to support her because she is a female like you? The fact is,she is power-drunk! Deal with that! angry
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Danhumprey: 10:42am On Nov 06, 2013
mumumugu: Is humbledbygrace married, am impressed by her ways. I think i am in love with her.
grin
Nairaland General › Re: Anti-humbledbygrace Army!!! ~|Case Settled|~ by Danhumprey: 10:41am On Nov 06, 2013
Dhurmynick: Guys.. please i need your support in being
a mod who puts an end to all these..
i promise its gonna be different if I'm mod..
I've opened threads but seun doesn't see
them.. i need your support
grin grin This is the best comedic relief I have gotten so far.
Romance › Re: I'm Frustrated. Why Are Women Like This? After 7 Years This Is What I Get?! by Danhumprey: 10:36am On Nov 06, 2013
[quote author=Nadia_SA1]U b true WorWor angry angry[/quote]shocked Nadia,is that you? I thought you said you won't ever come back? Abi the addiction drag you back? undecided
Romance › Re: I'm Frustrated. Why Are Women Like This? After 7 Years This Is What I Get?! by Danhumprey: 10:34am On Nov 06, 2013
pasqal09: [size=40pt]IDIOTO!!!huh[/size]
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Family › Re: I Need Your Matured Advise. by Danhumprey: 10:23am On Nov 06, 2013
homesteady: is it funny grin
It was somewhat funny. wink
Nairaland General › Re: Seun And His Team Are Clowns by Danhumprey: 9:45am On Nov 06, 2013
Annie2gud: TAKEN
No! Don't start that! Who won your heart? angry
Family › Re: I Need Your Matured Advise. by Danhumprey: 9:41am On Nov 06, 2013
[quote author=Colour_Tv]Op from your posts here, I thought you were sharp now I know its just a facade. You dull sha!
An homosexual is threatening your very space in the name of wanting a relationship and you are sitting down there looking like lucozade. You no fit open eyes for am?
Have you forgotten that the law is on your side? Report her to any police station around you, 14yrs kpere. If you refuse to take that option, spread the news about her being gay around school. Get your own friends that have backbone and deal with her very well. Her head no correct or she wouldnt be gay.
You may even like her sef which explains your lack of action. Keep on looking.[/quote]Bro,she is not a Nigerian. I wonder if they have stiff penalty for homosexuals and lesbians crimes in their country. I hope they do.
Family › Re: I Need Your Matured Advise. by Danhumprey: 9:27am On Nov 06, 2013
Gays(lesbians and h.omosexuals) be like: "I'm in love with you. You MUST love me back or else,your life would be hell!". grin


Here is what you should know:
>She is harassing you(intimate,s.exual harassment)
>if care isn't taken,somebody may soon be use as a sacrificial lamb,if you don't act fast.
>Promises can be broken,when you realize that they are not worth keeping.
>I would advise you to tread with caution. Don't be too hasty. If you must report her,atleast, back it up with evidence,like phone recording of your conversation.
>the hell with that promise. Open up your mind to somebody you can trust,let he or she know that your life and that of your friends are endangered because of that gal. Both of you can work out ways to expose that gal,before she ruin you.
>Endeavour to pray,and trust God to see you through. smiley
Family › Re: I Need Your Matured Advise. by Danhumprey: 9:22am On Nov 06, 2013
Popowaa: Just a week ago,i was in the kitchen cooking when my room mate came to me she wanted to confess smthing to me.She made swear not to tell anyone and i was thinking maybe she was pregnant or something about her relationship but no ooo.She started a sermon about character and relationship and hw she liked my character and all that then she dropped the bomb she is in love with me.I asked her if she was bisexual because she has a lot of boyfriends and she said she thinks soo so i proceeded to ask if she has had sex with a female before and she said yes,that she has even been in a relationship with a girl before.Hmm,i told her i wasnt into stuff like that i beg her she should loving me.Since she confessed,i wake up and she is sitting on my bed and her hands is all over me.I dont bath when she is around cos she will come to the bathroom and harrass me there.The way she looks at me when i'm dressing after a bath scares me.
Now i'm scared.She has been threatening my male friends and even my female friends who are very close to me without my knowledge and there is this particular boy i attend church with,he does the same programmme as me but he is ahead of me so he helps me with my assignment and studies.She threatened him and she sent some guys to beat him just two days ago.Now i'm scared cos when i confronted she admitted and said if i dont agree she will make the life of every guy close to me hell.I told her nothing will make me succumb so she should go to hell.I want to report her to the authorities but i dont want her to be dismissed.I cannt tell our other room mate becos i promised her i wont tell anyone.I pray about this issue but i know this issue wont just go away if i dont take any action.I'm soo confused and i'm scared it will get more messier.Plssss i beg you in the name of God advise me on what to do.
grin grin
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Actress, Anita Joseph, Shows Off Her Assets Again In Revealing Outfit by Danhumprey: 9:18am On Nov 06, 2013
oseni9ja: haha guy no b evribody get assets na...
shocked You wan tell me say you no get asset? Talk true!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: PHOTOS: Which Nairaland Babe Can Withstand This My Girlfriend? by Danhumprey: 9:16am On Nov 06, 2013
lynpetra: Good morning to u this morning wink
Morning,darling. How are you? And how was your night? And I hope you didn't took any drink? wink
Romance › Re: My Niece Wants To Date Me by Danhumprey: 8:01am On Nov 06, 2013
Khalessi: Phuck her. undecided
God in heaven and even Satan knows that you need deliverance. grin
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Actress, Anita Joseph, Shows Off Her Assets Again In Revealing Outfit by Danhumprey: 7:55am On Nov 06, 2013
shannexon: Wahala dey oo,must ladies show their assets??
Abeg,talk true for once. You no dey show your assets? undecided
Politics › Re: N500bn Subsidy Proceeds Missing – Senate by Danhumprey: 7:51am On Nov 06, 2013
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loose ![/quote]How relevant is this to the missing 500 billion naira? angry
Politics › Re: Oduah’s Airport Upgrade And Rehabilitation Is A Scam by Danhumprey: 7:47am On Nov 06, 2013
This thread would soon be infested by tribalists. grin
Romance › Re: What R U Suppose To Do If Ur Gurlfriend Dat U Luv Is Crushing On A Celebrity?? by Danhumprey: 7:40am On Nov 06, 2013
cardinal147: bia sexkillz, going through so may post, i think u can help me out, ive tried sending messages to some young pretty girls here, but its telling me i cant send, why? and why are most girls not making it easy to be contacted, liking putting a little details or something
grin
Romance › Re: Letter To THAT Lady by Danhumprey: 7:34am On Nov 06, 2013
You don tire to dey 'scope' 'em ladies? undecided
Politics › Re: Banks To Identify Customers By Fingerprints Next Year by Danhumprey: 7:30am On Nov 06, 2013
bcomputer101: My finger will be busy on that day.

Don't you check the date?

February 14th....
Dirty mind. cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: PHOTOS: Which Nairaland Babe Can Withstand This My Girlfriend? by Danhumprey: 7:15am On Nov 06, 2013
lynpetra: You uploaded your girl's pics,only to tell us you Bleep her every day.No outta of respect for someone you claim to love angry

Now here is my question to ladies who date your kind


ABEG FOR WHERE UNA DEY FIND AND PICK STUPID BOYS AS BOYFRIENDhuh undecided


Mod,I think this thread should be closed as this is a breach of someone's private life.This gurl might not know her pics is out on Public forum.No thanks to her Akpa amu boyfriend.
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Romance › Re: My Lanlord Wife Is Troubling Me by Danhumprey: 7:09am On Nov 06, 2013
PrettySpicey: What does your landlord's wife want? We need to know before we can profer our magnanimous advices.
Exactly. OP,what does she want? Your 'third leg'? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Insures Her Bosoms For N256m by Danhumprey: 7:07am On Nov 06, 2013
Aktor365: Nollywood actress and self-styled vixén, Cossy Orjiakor struck gold yesterday when an American company agreed to insure her signature bósoms for $1.6 million dollars. The company, Enhanced Silicón Inc.

famous for insuring the bosóms of Pamela Anderson and Dolly Parton agreed to the deal just before Cossy Orjiakor’s recent birthday bash, where she displayed her endowments for the world to see.

The star will travel to Los Angeles in two weeks to sign on the dotted lines.

“I specifically asked for $1.6 million,” Cossy told our reporter, “to show Stella Oduah that you don’t have to misuse public funds to get what you want.”

As part of the deal awaiting her signature, there will be limits on how many men and women touch her bósoms each month. Also, the bósoms have all been given names and must now be treated as people in future movie roles. That means that Enhanced Silicon Inc. will determine how much a movie producer will pay each bosóm for an appearance in a movie.

“The downside of the deal is that I may get dressed more often now,” says Cossy Orjiakor.

A sample of men on the street of Lagos told our correspondent that the day Cossy’s bósom go into witness protection would be a sad day. But one Pentecostal pastor who doesn’t want us to use his name else he church members know him said, “She will be more appealing if she leaves some things to the imagination.” The man of God added, “I like to do the undressing myself.”

Plans are at advanced stage for the official revealing to each bósom’s name in Lagos when Cossy returns

Source: www.aktor365..com
>Was she competing with Stella Oduah?


>It's just funny. Those bosoms are over-rated. I won't be surprised to find out that they are mere silicon-stuffed,over-inflated balloons.

>Even a man of God is caught in that web of temptation? grin
Romance › Re: Am In Love With My Friend Junior Brother by Danhumprey: 6:57am On Nov 06, 2013
Honeyhorpe: My frnd junior broda n I are in luv,he's 19yrs n am 20yrs buh he's in Unilorin....he luvs me so much n I do too buh we are afraid to tell d sista because we don't knw hw she will feel abt d situation,we've try to end d relationship so dt we will nt put oursleves in trouble frm d sista buh we cnt because d luv btw us is reali strong...please I will lyk u guyz to advice me on dis issue.
Hey,sis. You know what's up. grin grin



By the way,is that your picx on you profile? wink
Education › Re: FG To Give Varsities N1.1tn In Five Years by Danhumprey: 6:44am On Nov 06, 2013
musiwa112: did you see any jonathan 1000 buses ..
Musiwa is here. grin Do you have satellite picx of the marathon meeting? undecided

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