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Nairaland General › Re: This Stupidity Has Gt To Stop!!! by Danhumprey: 4:15pm On Oct 31, 2013

Austeenx: So that I can have more followers.
Right now, I wanna open a church with the name: Church Of The Smiling Vaseline.

I hope you will also join me?

Chai! This guy is crazy. grin

Forum Games › Re: Start Your Own Word With The Last Letter by Danhumprey: 4:00pm On Oct 31, 2013

Eavedrop

Celebrities › Re: Katy Perry Flashes Her White Pant While Performing Latest Single On Breakfast TV by Danhumprey: 3:57pm On Oct 31, 2013

Austeenx: Vaseline and tissues: The two things I need right now.

Romance › Re: Wait! Is It A Trick Or Latest Trend In Town? by Danhumprey: 3:54pm On Oct 31, 2013

Phones › Re: Annoying Messages Sent By Telecom Service Providers by Danhumprey: 3:04pm On Oct 31, 2013

I just recieved one from Airtel just now. It's annoying. angry

Romance › Re: Female Pastor Praying On A Girl's Vagina by Danhumprey: 2:30pm On Oct 31, 2013

debetmx: What the bleep are you saying. Na people like you pastors dey take your hard earned income which is not even enough for you to feed use buy private jet. She wasn't naked but the male pastor don dey get attention so if she was naked the male pastor go bleep the arrow fired in the region comot abi.

Tomorrow now, male pastors go dey place their hands on female cores say dem wan comot arrow fired in that region. mtcheew. Archbishop na miliki, Pope na enjoyment, Imam na gbaladun. I must be a pastor in this Country. The easiest tool to fool a Nigerian; RELIGION

LWKMD..........Chai! You are so right,bro. cheesy

Literature › Re: Life On The Run: Season 5. Life In Amsterdam. by Danhumprey: 2:18pm On Oct 31, 2013

I was here. wink

By the way,I hope the Literature section's gurus,critics and 'Mr and Mrs sabi-sabi',would not come and spoil this work? embarassed

Celebrities › Re: Omawumi Reunites With Her Baby's Daddy, Shares First Photo Of Them by Danhumprey: 2:03pm On Oct 31, 2013

demelza: Must you guys post every nonsense?
What the hell is this?
How the hell do I criticize if I cant see them clearly?
In short.....

Hey. Where have u been? You seem to have gone MIA for a while.

Romance › Re: Go Ahead, Say You're Sorry by Danhumprey: 1:04pm On Oct 31, 2013

wasak: seconded!!

Thank you. Front Page seem dry today. embarassed

TV/Movies › Re: Gossip Girl Fan Page by Danhumprey(op): 1:02pm On Oct 31, 2013

IfeomaVanessa: No. I preferred Lily

Why do u prefer Lily?

Romance › Re: Go Ahead, Say You're Sorry by Danhumprey: 12:59pm On Oct 31, 2013

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Nice. . . Btw, the man is not always taller than the woman. [/color]

Bro,please forward this to the Front Page. There are alot of lessons to be learnt.

Romance › Re: Go Ahead, Say You're Sorry by Danhumprey: 12:51pm On Oct 31, 2013

nyere84: Ok. first, op am sorry for nt reading evrytin u wrote there.

Second, to all the Nlders guys i ve insulted..., am sorry.

Third, to all the Nlders sistas i ve insulted...., am sorry.

And, finally, to all the witches and wizards in my office..., am sorry too.

Lol........this really crack me up. cheesy

Romance › Re: Do You Wish To Marry Ur Current Partner In The Near Future? by Danhumprey: 12:43pm On Oct 31, 2013

Popowaa: .

You got mail.

Romance › Re: Do You Wish To Marry Ur Current Partner In The Near Future? by Danhumprey: 12:42pm On Oct 31, 2013

Popowaa: I pity her punny

Lol..........I guess,to him,the punny is free. cheesy

Romance › Re: 5 Daddys' Wahala Affecting Their Daughters' Relationship by Danhumprey: 12:31pm On Oct 31, 2013

So true,most especially number 5. embarassed

Romance › Re: Can You Quit Your Job In Order To Stay Closer With Your Partner by Danhumprey: 12:26pm On Oct 31, 2013

Andy,.............. tongue

TV/Movies › Re: Gossip Girl Fan Page by Danhumprey(op): 11:57am On Oct 31, 2013

IfeomaVanessa: They separated. They tried to get back together but it didn't work out

Do you think they would have been better together?

TV/Movies › Re: Gossip Girl Fan Page by Danhumprey(op): 10:59am On Oct 31, 2013

Ghozye: yea

What happen to Dan and Jenny's Mom?

Romance › Re: Do You Wish To Marry Ur Current Partner In The Near Future? by Danhumprey: 10:55am On Oct 31, 2013

bolagabriella: So you can kidnap me abi,nahhhh

No be so na. embarassed

Jokes Etc › Re: Your Dream Date by Danhumprey: 9:26pm On Oct 30, 2013

Iaz93: *faints after reading step 4*

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MR. CORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #no homo
at least, I laughed ...bad day turned good!

Me self. Mr.Cork always make my day. I wished he is being paid for his jokes. Sometimes,his use of the 'anger' emoticon,make his thread interesting. cheesy

By the way,is he a Nigerian? Or does he have any link with Nigeria?

Jokes Etc › Re: Your Dream Date by Danhumprey: 9:22pm On Oct 30, 2013

Iaz93: Is everything a joke?
Why was this thread moved to this place

Me sef keep wondering ooo. cheesy

Is everything a joke? Mods,please advise! angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Your Dream Date by Danhumprey: 9:20pm On Oct 30, 2013

Popowaa: I love my complexion,it cannot be found in any store hence cannot be bought.My colour is damn expensive

Me likey

Just be who you are kiss

#TeamBlackIsBeautiful

Romance › Re: When the roles are reversed by Danhumprey(op): 9:05pm On Oct 30, 2013

[quote author=chris_villa]Ok Mr innocent *laughs 3times in my mind*[/quote]Laugh all you want,that isn't my business. Just stop dragging my name and STOP STALKING ME!

Nairaland General › Re: Please Be Careful With Your Life... RIP Mr. Maltel! by Danhumprey: 9:02pm On Oct 30, 2013

OP,while you were trying to mourn the deceased,you murdered English. Why? undecided

Anyway,R.I.P to the dead.

Nairaland General › Re: Winner Takes Earth: Mikey Talks by Danhumprey: 8:58pm On Oct 30, 2013

Austeenx: The awesomazing skills those 11 clown-faced aliens possess is simply jaw-dropping!

I checked their Youtube videos in the spirit realm and I was greatly wowed by how sublime they control the ball.
Can you believe that their fastest player, Aknir Retardeen, can run 10, 000 m/s? Isn't that crazy?

I also watched their game against Mars XI, it was simply a football chef d'oeuvre. They humbled Mars' greatest, 87-2(sounds like basketball scoreline, right? When they face Earth, it WILL be like cricket scoreline)

Well, if you like gather all the Messis, Ronaldos, Riberys of this world, they can't stand these guys.

Infact, I'm typing this baloney all the way from Neptune. I guess I'm safe over here, right? *giggles*

Earth, you guys are in deep trouble, trust me!

This guy has gone really crazy. cheesy

TV/Movies › Re: Gossip Girl Fan Page by Danhumprey(op): 8:51pm On Oct 30, 2013

Ghozye: N their first date wz whn Dan took her 2 dt Rock show;The ten most 4gttn Rock Bands.

And it happen that Rufus Humprey,Dan's father was a member of the bad,right?

Romance › Re: Female Pastor Praying On A Girl's Vagina by Danhumprey: 6:53pm On Oct 30, 2013

[quote author=nadia_SA]This once happened to me ooo..
I don't know what kinda deliverance it was[/quote]Chai! This gal is gonna freak me out. She can be wild and naughty. cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: by Danhumprey: 6:37pm On Oct 30, 2013

This is interesting!

Nairaland General › Re: Winner Takes Earth: Mikey Talks by Danhumprey: 6:32pm On Oct 30, 2013

I thought u were gonna create a serious conspiracy theory,only to find out that you are more focused on the soccer part.

Though,I hate reading too much meaning into strange happenings,but I think there is more to this that we don't know yet.

Nairaland General › Re: «««mikey And Friends Chat Lounge»»» by Danhumprey: 6:04pm On Oct 30, 2013

speedyboi: Truth or Dare!

Truth.

Nairaland General › Re: «««mikey And Friends Chat Lounge»»» by Danhumprey: 5:04pm On Oct 30, 2013

speedyboi: never! sey wetin?

your turn.

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