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Sheet. Undiluted wickedness. The dude could actually die of complications from this.

But e better pass killing or burning. This na equivalent of 10 years imprisonment with hard labour for the penal code of jungle justice.

Is this chick in any way related to Stella Obasanjo? I mean, asides Stella's maiden name (Abebe), they also share the same facial structure. Or is it just my eyes?



This yansh though. . . E worth to burn mb for.


Vaseline crew over to una.

khiaa:
Is there something wrong with you guys eyes, why do you keep calling her white when she's clearly Asian and possibly biracial Asian? what do you all mean by saying she's homely?

Everybody or no, most people just rush to comment without looking at the facts, even when they are crystal-clear.
I'd have guessed Hawaiian descent though.


As for 'homely', the most succinct phrase to describe what we mean by it is 'wife material'.

free2ryhme:


I am sure when they were growing up they must have been asked what they want to be in life

Bro for some reason this your comment touch me to the bone. As in, na the summit of their life ambitions be this? Shading each other on social media over... Kai!

#SliceDemGang
#SlaughterDemGang

Slaughterhouse ko, abbatoir ni.

Phew! It's been an interesting read, but I'd think that other than the OP and a few other dudes, almost everyone else suffers from just-kicking-in symptoms of delusions of grandeur. My opinion though.


As always though, it's also been therapeutic listening to/reading other people spill their beans.


Space booked till I decide to spill mine.

IpobExposed:
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Why you dey drink Postinor on top another person unwanted belle? Enyia no go drink overdose give yourself HBP for nothing o.

OP, quite an incisive, thought-provoking and analytic piece. But your love for sophistry/pedantry would make it boring to an average untrained reader, and make you almost forget it's an essay, not a literary piece.

If you put the effort, you'd make a good writer.


Sheet, such a lovely woman.

Alariwo2:
God is with the Yorubas.. all things work for good for us unlike those cowards from the other side

The U.S (world power) has Trump who hates muslims already.. Northerners can't do anyhow again like they did under Obama with Kerry and co.

This time around, they will get war if they attempt any fowl play in government.. same warning goes for treacherous SE people who love to play second fiddle to North in everything but come outside to abuse them

I'm confident we're in safe hands with the U.N security council watching

No offence, but you sound like you are under the influence of hallucinogens.

I no kuku get mb to watch any mumu video sef.

Ishilove:
This is serious

Lol. Just wanted to illustrate the enormity.

Ishilove:
You sound like you're wrapped in a bubble of ennui...

As in... bubble too soft sef. Kevlar vest more of. But it's been torn a bit, thanks to you.

Ishilove, stumbled across this from one of your 'shares'. I'm happy I did cos it just flavoured my otherwise bland day.

Syphax, I don't know you, but you sure as hell are one of the most sarcastically innovative (and thus funniest) monikers I've come across here. Big ups.

Atmmachine:
What the hell is an industrial attachment ??

I came to the USA as a legal immigrant, went to my local Amry unit in ***** county, signed up, went to drill in fort *****

Oh my fuccking God

Please, don't ever quote me again

Again you're naturally dumb

You can come to America today and become a US army tomorrow

This is why i don't talk to people like you

I join the US army with my brother, if you join the US army, you can get your citizenship in just 1 year instead of living in the USA for 5 years before you become eligible to be a US citizen

I'm now and American​ citizen and my brother who joined the US army with me is still a legal US resident (he can go get his citizenship but he chose not to)

This is the last time you will quote me

You're an idiot and i don't like wasting my time on gays

You need to see Bubba Sparks urgently. You need deliverance.

Atmmachine:
Only white people and Americans suffer from PTSD

I bet you don't know the meaning of those big ass words

Wow! Tell me about it! Educate me bro! So you just did your industrial attachment with the Special Forces without being an American citizen?

I made the mistake of underestimating the predictabilitly of your stupidity.

Mea culpa.

Atmmachine:
Dude

Are you gay ??

Why are you stalking me ??

Oh. My bad. I thought it was only a mild case of hallucinatory and delusional tendencies.

This is serious o, seeing that paranoiac and persecution complexes.

Have to suggest Prozac to help deal with the PTSD. I'm really sorry bro, didn't know your consecutive tours of duty put you into this mess. I feel your pain.

Atmmachine:
I think he's mentally unstable

This is what i keep telling you, they smoke Indian​ weed and then come to Nigeria and mistakenly smoke Nigerian weed, this is the result

That malnourished Chinese doesn't look like he can harm anyone

If I'm deep asleep and someone wakes me up to tell me that this Chinese dude has 7 knives and wants to kill me, i will disarm him in 2 minutes, kneel him down and slap the taste out of his mouth

Just release him and feed him garri

The funniest post I've read since MasterChen's. So far, the two funniest posts I've read since reincarnating my present avatar here. I hereby forgive that your prepoisterous post about being a US vet.

If this is true, I swear by the god of Nairaland, Seun Osewa, that I'll drop my disaffected apathetic waliership for that of sympathetic effectual zombiesm.


That done with, my buy out clause to revert to my status quo ante is, when Buhari swears by the Holy Qu'ran that it was under duress from the influence of truth serum applied by agents of MI6 during routine debriefing, or overdosing on the sedatives administered to him by his London doctors (who in all likelihood are MI6 moles themselves).
Assuming this news was not cooked up in some methamphetamine-addled brain, that is.

cc yahweh, ra, allah, odin, ahuda mazda, zeus, amadioha, ogun, shiva, quetzocoatl, diana, parvatti, athena, orisa, nefertiti etc, etc.

Progressive01:
I no fit laugh.

The nappy headed buffoon now takes pictures in batches if the participants are more than TEN.

fvcking coward who left his soldiers behind.

Oya let's juice things up a little fellas, work don close.

Omenkalives, if the persona and attitude you adopt on here is anything even remotely resembling that offline (which I strongly believe to be positive, seeing that no one can possibly be filled with this much have and vitriol and expect to be maintain his sanity), then I assure you that you stand a high chance of being afflicted with delusions of grandeur, as well as multiple personality disorder.

Work on yourself man.

Coming from a concerned fellow Nigerian.

Ishilove:

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My dear, the man, like so many politicians and their stooges has a very evil heart. This is a man who was publicly asking for donations to buy arms to fight the Federal government. This is someone who asked...

No lie. Of course, being a freedom fighter doesn't absolve him from being a politician, and didn't prevent him from using what our politicians are adept at - divisive and ethno-tribalistic lingo to propagate and promote disunity, subtly masquerading as ethnic loyalty. Not also forgetting that of appealing to perceived slights and wrongs that need avenging, or at least addressing.

But as one with an analytic and unbiased mind: an 'intellectual', it is expected to ask if he's the only one that has commited such on behalf of his tribe or ethnic group, even in recent memory.

The terms 'dog and baboon' and 'ungovernable' come to mind.

My problem is that he is quite right, but this isn't the right way to go about it.

Ishilove:
I would have respected his so-called guts if not for the incitive comments he made when he was still in London. He encouraged hate and ethnic disunity in his broadcasts, which is why I and so many others will NEVER regard this man as a 'freedom fighter'.

Oh. So this is the grouse you've been skirting around answering me since?

It's a pretty reasonable one though.

Nice pic. Didn't watch Valderama that much except for a few World Cup matches circa 1994-1998, but what sticks with is one video clip of him holding one guy's dickie when a corner kick was about to be taken. Don't know if anyone else saw that clip.

Nathan2016:
Lol..leave the guy Jare

Menh to go out with m big phone dey fear me since I encounter those guys.. they were like 4, with guns. Acuused me of being a cultist. and asked me to open my phone. Menh as a freenlancer, I have many foreign currency transaction, I just thank God ,the person handling d phone na olodo..

If you have been in the shoe, menh

Me dem catch me with my lappie for night come talk say I be G-Boy. I sleep for station that day with mai shayi, conductors, basically nocturnal folks trying to make a living. Dem come free the oloshos after dem collect money or puna... bro leave talk.

Nathan2016:
Still a dumb o guy ...Comprehension issues menh... Being dumb is like a sickness, it can be cured with enlightenment , not only school, self education,
If you know what trend is, then you will understand .....Google TREND....and look at my comment


"This is a new trend for SARS now. See any rich looking guy and they accuse you of being either yahoo or cultist.

OP sorry, I was in your shoe last two weeks

You're just pouring water on a rock. He looked at the first sentence from your original comment and forgot to comprehend that you addressed it to the other loony.

Miles300:
...Na so dem dey pick people one by one for street , passenger is waiting for conductor to collect change them pack both of dem together enter bus ...

This made me LOL.


If I tell you my own eh. . . SARS, in fact police na bunch of bastards.

Dreamscometrue:
Majority of NLders are from wretched homes but be forming porche on a faceless forum

Posh. I'd overlook, but your fallacious statement warrants some form of correction.

IdeyFindWife:
He has no choice.

How will he shag her in peace if he doesn't first "unshackle" her from the prison bars!

Maybe that was their metaphor sef; at least, dem don both free demselves from the shackles of singlehood wey some pple been dey scheme, pray and scope all these days!

HML to dem.

You give them too much credit. Him be police, him dey lock people, simple.

Nice reasoning though. You a literary critic or something?

Dronedude:
Sign who??

Abeg no offence but Efe should try comedy not music...

I know say I no sabi do anyone oo but this dude style of rap reminds me of Sky B (most of you may not know him but my shout south boys will know him)

Base on logistic single: dope beat, wack flow.

Wetin pain mens pass ontop Sky B matter be say of all songs to remix na Eminem 'Stan' e go use, come still spoil am join.

OP you're seeking advice from a group of total strangers on whether you should kpass a woman 15 years older or not. Wonder what sorta you wanna get.


I wanted to tell you to go ahead and do if she's sexually appealing, but on going further I saw that she's married.

I'd advise you to just pass.

cutefergiee:
marketing strategy ni egbon.... boys must chop

Oya change am to another flavour na. This one no dey high mens again.

cutefergiee:
dose boys must av taken an adulterated version of awa RIZLA HERB..dat tin too dey wori and dats y i advice ppu to stik wt tge real deal from my company..

Bro, you and Karimu never tire? Una weed don stale na.

Those soldiers for Yobe sad pass even the ones for Maiduguri, Allah. Damaturu-Maiduguri checkpoint na one of the cheapest places for Nigeria to buy job.

But this one na clear case of PTSD. Those guys just don tire.