Career › Re: How Should I Respond To My Boss Who Fired Me Via Email? by DanseMacabre(m): 8:09am On May 09, 2017 |
Where are those 'nairaland has gone to the dogs' pipu? This thread is perfect proof of that.
OP just slid into the topic halfway, topic just slid into FP like that. |
Education › Re: VC Gives Herdsmen Ultimatum To Withdraw Cattle From Campus by DanseMacabre(m): 8:00am On May 09, 2017 |
2016v2017: the problem is the afonjas supporting whatever buhari and his administration does.Even if the herdsmen rape and slaughter the afonjas ,they will continue to hail buhari You never chop, you don dey call afonja this morning. Na the 'likes' and 'mentions' wey you dey find go belleful you? Oya carry this mention go find something chop make your eye clear. |
Education › Re: VC Gives Herdsmen Ultimatum To Withdraw Cattle From Campus by DanseMacabre(m): 7:55am On May 09, 2017 |
YorubaNigga: So person dey bear Allah  Miyeti Allah. Thank God. |
Romance › Re: Is My Wife Playing Double Game,wife Pic Attached by DanseMacabre(m): 6:58am On May 09, 2017 |
Mtchew. With this your wife pic, if your father fall for am na him eff up. |
Politics › Re: 34-year-old Nigerian Billionaire Declares Ambition To Run For President In 2019 by DanseMacabre(m): 6:46am On May 09, 2017 |
BabaRamota1980: The problem of leadershio in Nigeria is not age but incompetence. Just calling him youth is insufficoent. Heck Ibori was young when he became governor and we witnessed how he wasted the fortunes of his state.
No one should care about his age or worth, rather, we need to know his track accomplishments. What position of authority has he had, has he been in Managerial role and led people, how did he manage or cope when faced with difficulties, has he had to mediate conflicts before, whats his parental background......these and many more ought to be the criterias for assessing eligibility, Basically bro. But you go still surprise say once him enter Aso Rock him head go turn. That juju wey Maradona put for there no be moyin-moyin o. |
Romance › Re: My Wife's V*gina Is Too Large & Her Juice Runs Like Tap - Frustrated Husband by DanseMacabre(m): 6:40am On May 09, 2017 |
Lmao. You fit dey pour Nutri-C inside before you start dey head make e be like say na juice you dey drink. |
Crime › Re: Housewife Who Stabbed Husband To Death Over 'baba Ijebu' Bags 7 Years Jail Time by DanseMacabre(m): 10:27pm On May 08, 2017 |
ISpiksDaTroof: So he deserves to get killed?
What if someone went around killing people for making dumb statements , should we feel sorry for you when you then catch a steak knife to the chest? How do I like your quote 10 times? |
Education › Re: 10 Secrets In Reading For Jamb To Score High by DanseMacabre(m): 9:32pm On May 08, 2017 |
No wan discourage anybody, but who high JAMB score epp? |
Crime › Re: Crisis At Kabala Junction In Kaduna - The Real Story by DanseMacabre(m): 7:06pm On May 08, 2017 |
GoodMuyis: Thats is our Major conflict issue in Kaduna.
And those area boys from Rigasa, T-Wada, U-Muazu dem crazy like, any small thing *Muje Kabala*. 2000, 2002, 2011, K-West come be like Isreal Among Arab nation Lol. KD na always potential war zone. If no be BH, even Maiduguri better pass am. |
Romance › Re: Dating A Lady Who Is Older Than You by DanseMacabre(m): 6:58pm On May 08, 2017 |
Prefer older women any day. They're usually grown past that drama queen tendency, and don't depend on you like you're their foster father and shit.
Flipside's they could get quite possessive. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: 17-year-old Gay In Chechnya Pushed From 9th Floor Balcony After Being Outed by DanseMacabre(m): 5:57pm On May 08, 2017 |
One question for the religious folks: since God creates life and gays are born that way (or so most of them say), does God create people gay? |
Crime › Re: Crisis At Kabala Junction In Kaduna - The Real Story by DanseMacabre(m): 4:58pm On May 08, 2017 |
The point is it doesn't matter whether they are area boys or colleagues or what not. As long as they belong to two different religious groups, with the situation on ground, it will inevitably escalate into a religious clash.
That's how we roll. |
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Is Under A Spell – Taiwo Obasanjo by DanseMacabre(m): 4:25pm On May 08, 2017 |
safarigirl: Most people did not read before commenting.
Taiwo Obasanjo is not Olusegun Obasanjo's wife, rather, she is the wife of Olusegun Obasanjo's son...
And she is crying out because some Yoruba demons in the form of one Adebutu girl and her Da Costa mother are trying to off her son at a young age by organizing a spiritually ill-advised glamorous wedding before his 34th birthday
And as much as I do not believe these spiritual jargons, I am inclined to side with her She's Obasanjo's wife. |
Education › Re: Do You Know What 'A Luta Continua' Means? - Pius Adesanmi by DanseMacabre(m): 11:46pm On May 07, 2017 |
AnthonioAlsaid: Correct
You can now go and pass your exam
Lolz Oh! Haba Grace is just the Anglicised version na. But good one. |
Education › Re: Do You Know What 'A Luta Continua' Means? - Pius Adesanmi by DanseMacabre(m): 11:25pm On May 07, 2017 |
AnthonioAlsaid: Na so una tey dey fail exam
Simple question
Besides you nor know why I dey ask.
Dey go jare. Lol. Bro, shey you no see am for my post wey you quote ne? Oya no vex na Grace/Gracia Machel. |
Education › Re: Do You Know What 'A Luta Continua' Means? - Pius Adesanmi by DanseMacabre(m): 11:08pm On May 07, 2017 |
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Education › Re: Do You Know What 'A Luta Continua' Means? - Pius Adesanmi by DanseMacabre(m): 10:54pm On May 07, 2017 |
Make Prof. Pius no come dey feel say na dullardinhos full our generation o.
For other info junkies out there, Samora's wife/widow Grace remarried Nelson Mandela, and thus is the only woman in the world to have been married to two presidents. |
Politics › Re: Bayo Omoboriowo Has Not Been Sacked As Buhari's Personal Photographer - Ahmaad by DanseMacabre(m): 7:16pm On May 06, 2017 |
Naijahelm: The presidency has debunked rumors that President Muhammadu Buhari's official and personal photographer, Bayo Omoboriowo has been sacked.
This comes after Bayo Omoboriowo changed his Twitter profile to Freelance Documentary Photographer fuelling rumours he may have been sacked by the cabals in Aso Rock.
According to Bashir Ahmaad, Bayo Omoboriowo has not been sacked or suspended.
http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/05/president-buhari-personal-photographer.html?m=1 Who is the presidency? |
Politics › Re: Prominent Nigerians Plotting ‘civilian Coup’ Against Buhari – Groups by DanseMacabre(m): 7:04pm On May 06, 2017 |
Akuko ajambene. Story. |
Politics › Re: Amaechi To Dredge River Niger With N100m, Instead Of N47b Jonathan Approved by DanseMacabre(m): 6:36pm On May 06, 2017 |
Better! This is the kind of propagand. . . publicity stunt APC should be pulling, not continuously passing the buck to the former administration or constantly deluging the public with sensational albeit empty news. |
Family › Re: Woman Crushed 4 Days To Her Wedding In Abuja by DanseMacabre(m): 6:28pm On May 06, 2017 |
oshe11: hahahahahahahhahahahaaha
restaking dey alws cut me 97%
so I dnt restake, I fit stake 3 diff ticket n relax even if all of dem cut around 1pm You couldn't be truer bro. Na just say e get some careless money wey person go get for pocket come dey feel like hero. Make Jah just bless niggah hustle. |
Family › Re: Woman Crushed 4 Days To Her Wedding In Abuja by DanseMacabre(m): 5:54pm On May 06, 2017 |
oshe11: Hmmmm.... dats bad
TOTO LOCAL GOVT.....
Meanwhile.. ...
The day stl fresh n person ticket dn cut alredi Guy I dey bet9ja dey try replay o, abeg your comment wan make laugh cast me for here o, but I dey fear make boys no reason me local, because we plenty wey ticlet don cut. Meanwhile. . . Inna lillahi wa inna illahi raji'un. |
Politics › Re: ‘Gunmen’ Invade Adoke’s Brother’s House, Force Caretaker To Dig Ground For Money by DanseMacabre(m): 5:40pm On May 06, 2017 |
Fearcom: Did armed robbers pose as security agents or did security agents pose as armed robbers? Which came first, the chicken or the egg? If you answer me ah go answer you.  |
Nairaland General › Re: See The Python That Was Killed By My Brothers Today (photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:18pm On May 06, 2017 |
Kai lala don flex today o! Three snake-related topics simultaneously on FP.
But since all are about the creatures being killed or eaten, does it mean that there's some element of truth in the rumour that snake is his best meat? |
Business › Re: Breaking: DSS Arrests Ifeanyi Ubah Over N11b Oil Theft by DanseMacabre(m): 2:44pm On May 06, 2017 |
Philinho: Ifeanyi but why? tomorrow now you'll be giving a title And who will be given a title by Ifeanyi  |
Business › Re: Breaking: DSS Arrests Ifeanyi Ubah Over N11b Oil Theft by DanseMacabre(m): 2:41pm On May 06, 2017 |
Which party e dey? APC or PDP? Abi the TAN chickens are coming home to roost?
Cos if I remember correctly, his company wasn't the only one implicated in the theft.
Fingers crossed. . . |
Politics › Re: 'Where Is Bayo Omoboriowo?' President Buhari Asks by DanseMacabre(m): 8:27am On May 06, 2017 |
SillyMods: Powder-filled brain, you must think Bayo's disengagement while the president was battling with his health is the most important issue for the caucus around the president such that they must inform him or get his approval first.
Common sense is a luxury for some of Una. If you're not getting paid for this load of horseshit you're spewing all over the place, then you're a paranoid schizophreniac. If you're getting paid, then shame on your paymasters for their incompetence in hiring dimwits to launder their image. |
Politics › Re: 'Where Is Bayo Omoboriowo?' President Buhari Asks by DanseMacabre(m): 8:21am On May 06, 2017 |
This is the time to say 'there was a country'. God punish Britain. |
Politics › Re: 'Where Is Bayo Omoboriowo?' President Buhari Asks by DanseMacabre(m): 8:10am On May 06, 2017 |
SillyMods: So, asking about someone you expected to see but not seeing means he's not in control of his government?
Some of you are just too ignorant of how things work. You guys think everyone who works in the Villa dines, sleeps and bathes with the president. You're apparently the ignorant one here, you and the other ignoramuses liking your self-contradictory posts. Why would the president's personal photographer be away without his principal's consent? I would like to say a lot of things to you, but this will suffice: Where is Bayo? |
Politics › Re: 'Where Is Bayo Omoboriowo?' President Buhari Asks by DanseMacabre(m): 8:00am On May 06, 2017 |
onatisi: what is this one saying? Na you find trouble now. Some people's stupidity is deliberate. This forum brought that to my attention. |
Politics › Re: 'Where Is Bayo Omoboriowo?' President Buhari Asks by DanseMacabre(m): 7:54am On May 06, 2017 |
Caseless: is like low IQ is one thing you guys have in common in that region. He can't for a guy he's been working with since 2014? Too bad. You're the dumbo with low IQ. |
Crime › Re: Cherubim & Seraphim Pastor Caught With Human Head, Buffalo Horn & Charms In Oyo by DanseMacabre(m): 6:55am On May 06, 2017 |
Bet na the buffalo head own tire me pass o. As buffalo no dey 9ja na im be say dem import am come. |