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Travel › Re: Ebola: FG, Lagos Condemn Airline For Flying Corpse To Nigeria From Congo by DanseMacabre(m): 7:03pm On May 26, 2017
Mujtahida:
Seriously when I was reading your opinion I was thinking you'd opine that the Liberian man was an afonja.
This got me rotfl. You should realise that a fair number of the e-bigots here just use it as a sideshow. Most are your regular patriotic (if somewhat dumbfounded) Nigerian in real life.
Travel › Re: Ebola: FG, Lagos Condemn Airline For Flying Corpse To Nigeria From Congo by DanseMacabre(m): 6:58pm On May 26, 2017
ajalawole:
And we call ourself big brother when those small small Africa country are now giving us sleepless night. Imagine kanye Airways self sad
Kanye West don get airline too? Kai dat Kim Kardashian na real blessing to him life o.
Celebrities › Re: Fans React As Ebube Nwagbo Shares Sexy Photo by DanseMacabre(m): 12:31pm On May 26, 2017
sugarbelly:
Nollywood actress, [i]Ebbe Nwagbo,[/] can't get enough of praises from her fans, as she continues to share super sexy hot photos on her IG page. She left [i]are[/b] fans in awe, as they rain praises on her for sharing sexy photos that 'brightens' their day. Check out the comments below


Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/05/too-much-sauce-fans-react-as-actress.html
At the italicised, no one is foolproof, but take extra when posting for public consumption.


Peace.
Celebrities › Re: The Voice Nigeria 2 Airs On June 18th - 2Baba Removed As Judge!!! (See Why) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:47am On May 26, 2017
Okay. Conspiracy theorists will soon come and say he's posing like Jesus in that Glo pic. Although our artistes don dey tone up on their use of occultic symbolism. They've learnt that controversy sells more.
Health › Re: 4 Health Signs You Must Never Ignore by DanseMacabre(m): 11:16am On May 26, 2017
folakemigeh:
Irregular menstrual periods
Sudden increase in Libido
Pains after sexual intercourse
And sudden enlargement of the breasts and butts without change in diet
Isn't the bolded supposed to be something fantastic? I personally would be thankful for sex overdrive o.

Um, if that is you on your dp, you're quite stunning. smiley
Health › Re: 4 Health Signs You Must Never Ignore by DanseMacabre(m): 11:10am On May 26, 2017
To paraphrase a popular saying, God put pain in our bodies to let us know when something's wrong.

Or something like that.
Travel › Re: How Hotel Attendants Scam Customers by DanseMacabre(m): 10:02am On May 26, 2017
OP, you are very correct. I experienced the same thing when I visited Aba earlier this month. It's also instructive to note that you could bargain for a room and depending on your bargaining skills, pay anything from ten to even thirty percent less than the price.


However, this inflation of prices to cheat unaware or unsuspecting customers is not restricted to hotel attendants alone. Nigerians everywhere, be it filling stations, supermarkets, provision shops, airports, even extending to artisans in every sphere of endeavour will attempt to cheat you to make extra profit.


The worst aspect is that if you've been fleeced of your hard earned money, any attempt to blow the whistle will only result in you being blamed for not being smart or sharp.


It's disheartening to say the least.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Hosts Members From A Jewish Synagogue At His Residence In Abia. PICS by DanseMacabre(m): 9:24pm On May 25, 2017
ThugCheetah:
I must confess my brother
This has been d most painful month of pur lives as ewedu gobbling muslims grin
Lol. You dey mad o, nwanne.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Hosts Members From A Jewish Synagogue At His Residence In Abia. PICS by DanseMacabre(m):
Counters how market? Hope say una carry calculator join body?



A-fun-jas see food o. Oya bless make we chop.



Zombies, I don sees una handwork already.



IPOBS, ngwa make una for use counter attack take score goal wella.
Family › Re: My Daddy Abandoned Responsibility All Because He Is 50year Waiting To Die.. by DanseMacabre(m): 8:43pm On May 25, 2017
smith666999:
my dear, if Life throws Shit to you, pls build a septic tank. a lesson for all.
Or use it as manure for your growth.
Family › Re: My Daddy Abandoned Responsibility All Because He Is 50year Waiting To Die.. by DanseMacabre(m): 8:18pm On May 25, 2017
Tell am say that life expectancy rating wey him dey see say dem give Naija for global world index na wash.

I don't want to have to conclude that it's a subtle way of informing you guys that he's been diagnosed with a terminal illness.

Whatever the case, he needs you guys' prayers.
Travel › Re: 4 Die In Motor Accident On Umuahia-Port Harcourt Expressway (Graphic Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:05pm On May 25, 2017
Chai. More tragic news. We're bit by bit losing our empathy and humanity, becoming inured to the sufferings of our fellow humans. In fact the more tragic the news, the thicker our propensity for Schadenfreude gets.
Crime › Re: Man Sets Lover Ablaze In Port Harcourt Over Infidelity by DanseMacabre(m):
Aight. Shey una own na to dey inundate us with bad news. Our own na to dey buy space dey comment.

Nairaland, crime capital of the Nigerian cyberspace.

Bet to think of it, de man tie am or chain am come pour am the kerosene ni?
Crime › Re: Nigerian Cultist 'Gbaja Marine' Killed By Rival Cult Group In Ghana. Photos by DanseMacabre(m): 7:17pm On May 25, 2017
kpaminose:
wrong reportage. From what I understand, he wasn't killed by viking members but a viking member who happened to be his boy and it has nothing to do with cultism.
If this is true, the boy don use him hand sign him OVB. Mutiny is the case and they'll play him.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Cultist 'Gbaja Marine' Killed By Rival Cult Group In Ghana. Photos by DanseMacabre(m): 6:49pm On May 25, 2017
Why HBK go dey answer 'Marine' for him bush nomenclature?


Maybe na wetin no tasi the joy of SVC be that.

Now dem don use him skull drink him blood.

Who goes! Make una beast una spirit o, bloodshed no dey pay. If you carry am for head, e dey hard to drop am rest o.
Romance › Re: Two Ladies' Backside At Club Rumours Compared (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 6:36pm On May 25, 2017
Parachute (hot air balloon) vs. Bolombolo.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Uses Frog To Give Marital Advice As Fans Blast Her Heavily by DanseMacabre(m): 6:27pm On May 25, 2017
Vorpal:
Yeah, i get what you mean. It seem to be breeding humans particularly the youth being slaves to material things, shallow reasoning. It's like the media dictates the trend and lifestyle of humans nowadays.

I think actual reality wasn't so bad, at least when i was much younger. It's the birth of the internet age that has caused the reality to look almost intangible perhaps because the former cuts across a wider audience. Sex too has become like the air they breathe in this era too, no more substance.
GBAM!
Crime › Re: Nairabet Agent Commits Suicide Over N600,000 Winning by DanseMacabre(m): 6:25pm On May 25, 2017
Justuceleague2:
Since we are playing ifs , if she had tried to get there immediately she got that text, if he ran to his house when she called and he didn't pick

He'll probably be alive and well or be at a hospital being revived
You're the one who started with the ifs, and I'm telling you that if is a probability that could contain numerous ifs either for or against her being able to do anything that would have saved his life.


However, from what you said above, it's obvious that you're just still arguing for the sake of arguing because you can't backtrack on your initial illogical premise.


To each his own then.


Peace.
Crime › Re: Nairabet Agent Commits Suicide Over N600,000 Winning by DanseMacabre(m): 6:01pm On May 25, 2017
romeorails:
Baba, the possibility of the agent chopping the money paid to him for his client is very low.

As if u don't know that the winner will come for his money? sad

I tell u, what actually happened was that, the agent void the ticket immediately the owner of the game left and chop the money, maybe Na just 1k game, perhaps with high risk, thinking the game can never come, by his own imagination. But alas game come, but game no dey registered. How u go tell the owner that kind thing wey him no go brush ur brain with confirm wood. angry

That's a lesson for agents. This ain't the first time agents will be voiding ticket and the game will come. angry especially if the owner of the game na failure wey be say go stake very high with plenty big odds and no dey ever win angry
This is the most likely reason. E don happen tire for where I dey. Na wetin those agents dey do. Dem dey collect aproko wella, but when e backfire, e dey always sour.
Crime › Re: Nairabet Agent Commits Suicide Over N600,000 Winning by DanseMacabre(m): 5:27pm On May 25, 2017
Justuceleague2:
Squiz me, you need Jesus, if she was there for him, she'd have shouted or screamed, neighbors would have stopped him and maybe even help him solve the problem
Oh and I already apologized for the insensitivity
You're basing your premise on the bolded. The if has a lot of gray areas in between.
What if he sent her the message just before he hung himself? This could be quite what happened, seeing as he didn't pick any of her calls subsequently, indicating that he did not want to be dissuaded from taking his life.

What if she rushed home and met his absence? What would she have done then, dial 911? Or maybe follow his footprints to ascertain where he had gone to?

These are just two ifs down, 998 out of a thousand to go.


Your apology is unnecessary, as the premise which it derived from renders it null. She in no way could have prevented the effect, because she wasn't part of the cause.
Mind you, this is again if the information given is accurate.
Crime › Re: Herdsmen Rape And Kill Two Women In Edo State (Graphic Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:25pm On May 25, 2017
Victorakats:
Some weeks ago, it's Fulani herds men killing innocent farmers in Delta state.

Some months ago, it was same Fulani herdsmen killing many in Benue.

We never know who these 'Fulani herdsmen' are, and they never get caught, punished or even condemned.
You read my mind, right down to even 'Fulani herdsmen'.

And yes, since we are technically in a recession and have technically defeated Boko Haram, we might as well be technically breaking up.
Crime › Re: Herdsmen Rape And Kill Two Women In Edo State (Graphic Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:15pm On May 25, 2017
Did anyone see the 'Fulani herdsmen' before, during or after this ignominous act?

While not in any way showing apathy, it's beginning to seem that a lot of criminals are hiding under the aegis of the herdsmen tag to perpetrate their illicit and illegal activities. Provided they aren't apprehended (which is more often than not), the blame naturally goes to the most convenient culprit: 'Fulani herdsmen'.

It happened with Boko Haram, and the trend is rearing its ugly masked head again.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Uses Frog To Give Marital Advice As Fans Blast Her Heavily by DanseMacabre(m): 4:01pm On May 25, 2017
Vorpal:
It's what makes it fun, provided it doesn't get too serious or harmful. Reality can be so bland at times.
Undoubtedly, but how more serious can everything be, considering that this is the Age of Information, and day by day, social media (virtual reality) is gradually eroding actual reality? Take a scrutinising look at the better portion of humans around you and tell me what you see.
Education › Re: LAUTECH Students Block Entrance To Osun Government House by DanseMacabre(m): 2:07pm On May 25, 2017
Sezua:
correction was spot on
You're a good sport.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Uses Frog To Give Marital Advice As Fans Blast Her Heavily by DanseMacabre(m): 2:05pm On May 25, 2017
Vorpal:
Lol grin
Yeah. On the flipside though, what I hate most about it is that it gives a lot of nitwits and asshats relevance.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Uses Frog To Give Marital Advice As Fans Blast Her Heavily by DanseMacabre(m): 1:54pm On May 25, 2017
Vorpal:
I shudder to think if there were no social media cheesy
Men, the cases of insanity and suicide would probably have quadrupled beyond what we're seeing now.
Education › Re: LAUTECH Students Block Entrance To Osun Government House by DanseMacabre(m): 1:38pm On May 25, 2017
Sezua:
Lautech Students should go and buy UTME forms, or go and learn a trade.
With the former being the best considering the state of the economy right now.
The latter, you mean.
Crime › Re: Residents In Lagos Community Stand Up To Police Despite Shooting (pics, Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:21pm On May 25, 2017
Jolar101:
Biafra citizen holding one useless man in uniform that used to intimidating citizens.
Lol. No be man o' war him hold so? Abi VGL? Omo leave dat thing, the number of Nigerians (and by extension Biafrans) wey no dey fear uniform can be counted on the fingers of one hand.
Crime › Re: Residents In Lagos Community Stand Up To Police Despite Shooting (pics, Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:14pm On May 25, 2017
Me sha, my bravery no reach where gun dey o. Bullet no get name and e no dey fear face. Na 'obituary' go come crown all the bravery.
Crime › Re: Nairabet Agent Commits Suicide Over N600,000 Winning by DanseMacabre(m): 12:36pm On May 25, 2017
Justuceleague2:
Sorry if this sounds insensitive but I think his girlfriend wanted him to die.
Secondly boyfriend texts you he wants to commit suicide but you stayed at work, calling him, he didn't pick your call and you assumed everything is OK?



On a very good day, considering all the publicity suicide and depression has received, a sane person would rush home to meet bf , if sex would calm him, if it's weed if it's drinking to stupor , something will save him that day



But I guess these generation of ladies, majority of them are selfish money gobbling problems , and they don't love like our fore fathers and parents used to


That's a fact, you can mention or insult all you want it wouldn't change the fact that girls these days are after money only not love
I'm calling you out because it's insensitive on your part to posit that his girlfriend, who played no role whatsoever, direct or indirect, should be blamed for his suicide. It beats all logic.
Crime › Re: Soldiers Kill Notorious Cultist 'The Supreme' In Rivers (Graphic Pics) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:23pm On May 23, 2017
I sure say you go be mate with, if not senior that your supreme namesake for North Korea. Bet him be Supreme Leader while you don turn to Supreme Corpse. Guess who no supreme any more?
Romance › Re: 18-Year-Old Australian-German Girl Is Selling Her Virginity (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:17pm On May 23, 2017
dust144:
Wait make I eat.
Bia no make una no use mess kill unaself for dat room dis night o.

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