₦airaland Forum

kingofcamelot:
Where were you when masterchen killed us yesterday..

Hahahaha. Abeg it's too early in the day to start laughing o.

jumobi1:
Would defeat the purpose if documents show the house is owned by NIA. With that said, it being owned by the NIA director's wife defeats the purpose too. There's nothing undercover about using her name. This man should be jailed.

Your comment is pretty much the crux of the whole matter.

What else to do with such sad news than to draw some humour from it? This is why I have no choice than to blame Buhari for this.

Princewell2012:
No thats not true. Nobody can carry bomb and still shout they were carryibg bomb. So this once wanted to coperate with the JTF.

Are you sure you got me? Or that you got the story?

thunderbabs:
Lol...na d kind vaccine wey go mk hin dying bones strong enuf to carry him for a short period of time (mostly hours)....d bones go strong lyk person wey smoke jamo weed...

Na my definition ooo

Correct!

Joavid:
As the article said, the girls knew and they were scared they would get shot too.
luckily for them, they were spared.

Why I used sheer luck and divine intervention. Story doesn't sound clear cut to me anyway.

Rugged LT. I salute your courage.

Bidobado:
Islam Is a worthless religion, and Mohammed is a pedophile no doubt about it. Show me one single prophecy in the quran. The quran is not A-hole friendly if not, it's only good for wiping shiit.

I know this is dutch courage, and not you truly speaking.

Try not to post on public fora or even open your mouth to speak when high on cheap drugs.

Works like magic!

Don't know how true the report is, but other than sheer luck or divine intervention,one thing that's very true is that anyone who approaches a checkpoint in Maiduguri and yells that they are packing a bomb will get shot. Instantly.

thunderbabs:
Dey don inject am iron monkey vaccine to give him strength to mosque

Lmao. Abeg which one be iron monkey vaccine again?

Chimaritoponcho:
We igbos always support our brothers so ayam not suprised

Quote me if your father is a bastard

Bro, are you okay? You sound hurt.

Well who else can I blame for this than Buhari

Okay so now do we blame Buhari for this mess?

TINALETC3:
Pls cn sumone Tel me d name of dat tin Dat use 2 hold somebody's leg, it happens wen u cross ur leg carelessly thereby preventing normal flow of blood in ur leg, Abeg, somebody shud help, I wnt d English name

If no one's answered you yet, it's called pins and needles.

slurryeye2:
This post is freaking hilarious. The meme with the comment is off the chain. Knowing how serious Draymond Green could be when passing a point across, and how good Kevin Durant is in executing a plan makes this post extraordinary funny for me personally
Hands down, this wins the post of the day

You get. It doesn't take a ton of humour to appreciate the post, but a basketball fan'd totally relate.

omobabaonibaba:
man purpose on earth is not just about food, hope the truth didn't hurt u? even if it do, live with it

I knew it was hunger that altered your thought process that's why I forgave you even before you asked.

Good luck man.

kitaatita:
Nnamdi Kanu is like Kim Kardashian, Ganiyu Adams, Asari, Uwazuruike and Fayose. They are empty inside but manage to sustain peoples attention and create the illusion of substance.

And you, who are full inside, who knows you? Can you see how easily you guys contradict yourselves so easily?

Better don't just come and go and start talking without thinking.

Is Kanu really a Jew, a practicing one? Wow, there are many things I'm still yet to know.

BigBen10:
you too should correct to encourage not to denegrade .

Does it look I did it to denigrate/degrade him, good sir? You're guilty just as him.

omobabaonibaba:
keep your mouth shut. the most tribalism agents Here are Igbo. they are born with hatred


your above non necessity statement still doesn't change the fact that, you people are disgracing us

Have you eaten today?

EgunMogaji:
No interest in making you flinch or otherwise, I'm a nonentity.

Until you quoted me I was nothing but an unknown lesser than a useless barnacle scraped off of the bottom of ocean-going vessels.

We're cool now. Run along, willya?

nello111:
Sorry to say bt most of us r dumb. Some of us r saying we want 1 nigeria bt if any news about drug pushing shows up some of us would be proud to say "i came to check names" meanwhile a Nigerian is a Nigerian outside this country. Are the yorubas holier than the igbos? Are the hausas crime free?? Make una day continue with the archaic tribalistic behavior it would help us move forward in this country.

Some foools do it out of real tribalism, some outta love for likes and some just as a coping mechanism for the grief that our one Nigeria has become.

Depends on which side of the lens you're viewing from.

MasterChen:
That clown you quoted sounds like he's one of them . Dem go soon catch am
He's even trying to defend this nonsense. Okpo talk say na bravery

Who bravery epp?

Balkan:
it's a business of people who are brave. Not for those who will wait for children going to school corner them one side, kill them and use their parts for money ritual.

What makes a man is his ability to own up when business goes bad. He did not cry. He did not embezzele your public fund. He did not still from your government.

Kashamu your senator is wanted all over the world. A drug kingpin well known is making laws for you.

Afonja coward.

Lol. MasterChen, if not for your funny meme and my honesty, my bloda won't be all over my dick like this.

As for you Balkan, our bloda Chinua Achebe said that cowards often point at the ruins of where brave men used to live. Use your head, else your bravery would only end up in your life being balkanised.

Jisike nwanne. Udo diri anyi.

MasterChen:
" Export like 50 capsules of coke to Malta. If they try to arrest you, tell them it's part of the Abiama world development project and you don't want their country to be left out "

https://i.imgsafe.org/b37a1a7f67.gif

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm one of those your post mocks, but your (Draymond Green-Kevin Durant) meme is so apt, as is the sarcasm behind it.


Golden State Warriors for the Championship!

Lol. Make I no lie, I just park to check names, and I wasn't disappointed. Na we we.

Lol. Funny dude.

Oga whether Igbo, Berom, Fulani, Efik, Tiv, Igala, Yoruba, Kanuri, mixed extraction, your typical Nigerian politician is the same archetypal greedy, corrupt, apathetic, traitorous, godfatherist, cross-carpetting, diabolic, opportunistic, nepotic, ethnocentric bigot who'd crack his grandmother's skull for crumbs of the national cake. It has been the same vicious cycle since independence.

All we seek and need as a nation irrespective of tribe or political affiliation is good governance.


Going through your niche of topics on this site, one would think you, as an obvious political analyst or afficionado should know this, Mister TonyeBarcanista.

EgunMogaji:
When you are through figuring it out, please let us know.

PS: someone as lame as you is unqualified to estimate me.

Was your insult supposed to make me flinch?

I was only trying to quantify the level of your ignorance, and you just proved that you're another semi-literate, obnoxious dimwit who make up the vast population here.


I doubt you'd quote me again, but again I might be grossly overestimating you.

Heeyhun:
Messianic complex. I guess that's the word
Don't you think that was what he meant when he said she has mental problem

Hahahahahahaha. I love your sense of humour.

Lol @egbami oh. If say you cry for real life you for no get strength to type. No use your head run comot from there, if you never run comot be that.

Heeyhun:
She was probably thinking she'll change him. Women have the mentality that they'll change a man and he'll be different with them

Had wanted to touch on the issue of women and their Messianic complex, but felt it'd come off as being chauvinistic, so I let it slide.