₦airaland Forum

BiafraAngitator:
I will keep telling Afonjas not to marry outside their tribe


Of all the beautiful women in Yorùbá land, Mister Lanre Gentry decided to marry this K-Legged Pepper-Dem-Gang Mercy from Edo state.


Even I as an igbo man prefer to marry from our Afonja masters or Hausas at the very least because the duo have the most beautiful and modest women in Nigeria


I also warned Mister Olakunle Churchill not to marry that drug addict Tonto Dikeh, who's also a retired prostitute but he didn't listen to me.


And now Banky W has also engaged one Edo lekpa called Adesua Etomi. Just watch people, the marriage will eventually collapse.


Dear igbo brothers and sisters, make sure you marry from our Afonja masters and Nothern tormentors


May Chukwu Okike Abiama continue to strengthen us


Iseeeeeeeee


IPOB Youth.

**sputters while drinking zobo**

Lol. Dude you sure sound schizophrenic.

Heeyhun:
There are always two sides to a coin.
Only God and the parties involved know the true story.
I'm still wondering how a sane woman will record a video while packing out of her marital home like it's supposed to be a good thing.
I wonder when our celebrities will start being real and keep their private issues off the media.

Mr Gentry, four women have reportedly left your house, from all indications, there is something you're doing wrong.

If three women had left and she still saw nothing wrong, don't you think she's the one that did something wrong?

Who's Mercy Aigbe? I know she's supposed to be an actress, but I couldn't point her out in a lineup to save my life.

This's the first thread I'm opening on this issue and the story looks juicy so I'm gonna check it out.


I just love the way the man deviates from the focal point; he both succeeds in seeking pity for himself and casting aspersions on her.


Classic.

garlicrey:
why shouldn't act like that.....if it were be your enemies family she had killed what would you have done bro

You're not making much sense bro. What do you mean?

EgunMogaji:
I'm guessing it won't be an open casket since they're using shovels to pick up body parts

Your worry is wasted. You should know that Muslims don't use caskets for burial. Or am I overestimating you?

Oh, sarcasm? I see.

garlicrey:
Am sure she is waiting for her 72 big black diçk in heaven

That was quite unnecessary, you know. But I'm sure you did it just for the likes anyway.

Bridget95:
you are entitled to your opinion bro.

you will see the light in my state when you remove the ethnic veil.You can see our support for GEJ,he is not Igbo but ijaw yet we gave him our best even when the chips were down at all sides, Obama and Cameron were at the fore front of buh.till date he still receives that support.

That is steadfastness and faithfulness in display.

Sis, no tribal veil clouds my view. I only pointed out the flaw in your logic. Is that what makes me ethnicist?

Fifthcolumnist:
It's a typo Mr English Professor. Poeple make typos everyday especially when using a mobile cos of autocorrect. Now you've been noticed, I hope you feel better about yourself

I feel better that you've taken the hint, and of course that I've been noticed. Won't go into the typo/autocorrect thingy with you. Hope you're having c good day?

Bridget95:
leave the military men alone they are people of independent mind and moved by the barrel of the Gun

Shagari took Ekwueme and that era was awesome .

Buhari saw the steadfastness of the igbos and utmost delivery of effective governance and beckoned on Chief Edwin Umezuoke to be his running mate but we snubbed him.

Buhari came the second time and held the hands of former senate president, chief Chuba okadigbo igbos snubbed him for several reasons before he became fed up and succumbed to the thief.nubu.

it is clear the north understands igbo steadfastness and abilities to make things work for generality of Nigerians. . . unlike now that we have death and poverty including suffering and hardship all together hitting Nigerians like in 1984 during the Yoruba/Fulani government of Buhari .

The two bolded excerpts void your submission, though you had an almost valid argument.

Fifthcolumnist:


I always had the irking that this day would come. Here it is finally

Sorry I'm quoting you. But you mean inkling . Don't speak to impress, speak to express and you won't embarass yourself too often.


Thanks.

BermudaTriangle:
Late Major Kaduna Nzaegwu was taken as a son by Ahmadu Bello only to be mercilessly slaughteted like a chicken by him.
Late Major Emmanuel Ifeajuna effortlessly betrayed Nzaegwu and his fellow porchists when his loyalty mattered a lot.
So where is the precedent of your loyalty ?
SE politicians deserted NADECO one after the other at the offer of filthy lucre by Abacha.
Truth and honesty my foot. History is a better judge.

Like seriously, wtf is porchists? Always wonder how you BMC guys got got and manage to retain your jobs!

BermudaTriangle:
Nobody voted for APC in the 5 SEastern states. . . What do we say of those politicians that matter in the SE that have been jumping sheep even of late?

Sheep or goat

Smoking with cigarettes.

goslowgoslow:
Chai so sad!! Even in death I can marry the girl.

You a necrophiliac or something?

Death is indeed no respecter of persons. And Buhari still dey alive
Na joke o.

Fake news. Mtchew.

Aridolf. Dem just waste money on top building wey no get better plan.


FIRS sef no get sense. We all know that in this farm/zoo/jungle all animals are not equal. If una dey go dat kyn mission next time, rent one battalion of army carry follow body.

Chai! No wonder. . . Eyes on metre lockdown mode activated.

Omo. But, as in, does stuff like this happen for real? The truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

Hahahahahahahaha!
Soon-to-be ex-SGF, shey you're now knowing small small who the Presidency is?

Where is the presidency?

Please, which kind-hearted NLder can help me with any of those 'this one weak me' memes?

Because I truly weak. Just coming from b-ball court exhausted and this is the first thing I'm seeing?

I stay in the North, and it took me quite a while before I understood that the girls who were reticent and unresponsive to my wooing in English were that way i.e 'forming' because they couldn't communicate fluently in the language, and didn't want to fall their hand in front of this fresh fine boy.

I'm proficient in Hausa, so the cog has been removed from my rolling wheel of body counts.

My only regret is that it took me too long to notice.

Igbo girls in the East that I've come across actually prefer being wooed in their mother tongue to English. Maybe it's for the same reasons, who knows?


Whatever the case, insha'Allah I intend to make the most of my upcoming visit to the East, so help me God.


OP, kudos for an insightful post.

Mrchippychappy:
Na Afo dem. People from Northern Osun dey answer that name well well. I have been there before.

That's a Tiv name. If you must be tribalistic, the least you could do is a little research to get your facts right.

What's personally annoying to me is that a graduate would go to rob an ATM with digger and axe.

Who does that?

peacettw:
why on earth as a nation do we have a ghost president. Goodluck finding the answer to that in Google.

I saw what you did there. Nice pun.