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skillzbae:
A guy once told me, na WA for u o. Yes, he told me to flash his missing phone, but I dialed a code to hide my no and flashed him. Case closed

You get mouth.

That's if na true sha.

Etizz:
it's good to go to burial Dan going to feast, because the more u go d quicker u realize that there is absolutely nothing in this world, so I wonder why some people behave as if they will not die.....

Lol. Like say you never go Ijaw burial before. You go think say na feast gan you dey.

RIP man. That's why I try my utmost to avoid 'avoidable' fights. Person heartbeat go don almost tick out dey wait make you push am small make him slump die on top your head. Such a seemingly virile, healthy young man. Tragic.

mexxmoney:
The president should just change magu and nominate someone else. In the midst of all this distractions, we have forgotten that the 2017 budget has not been passed with a quarter of the year already gone. Everyday we will be talking of magu, custom boss no gree wear uniform, dino no get ABU certificate....... Enough of all these mundane things, the government need to get down to serious matters. We are a very unserious country with a very unserious government

At the risk of sounding paranoid, all these things, to me, are just part of a script being acted out to distract the populace from the issues at stake. Imagine the kind of drama unfolding on the daily in the midst of weightier matters and tell me it doesn't seem that way sometimes.

Mtchew. Anyone who believes in this country is a dunce. Just pray that your relation/acquaintance gets in a position of power, and helps out your ass, or you bleeping get there, and use your head. Mtchew.

But that man is smiling now. Abeg he's not any dead.

Tamarapetty:
watch out for PART TWO.

Pretty you.

Last time I checked, Babcock school fees cost small now. If your parents can afford it, means you're from an at least okay home. If na guy I fit understand, bet chick to go dey steal phone? She is being used ne kowai.

davidif:
That would be Adele.

Yeah, we were just bleeping around, I guess.

Fatality

0b10010011:
Oh! Will go listen to it

It's on repeat on my playlist.

0b10010011:
Who is runtown abeg....
Any popular track I can use to identify him?

He sang the theme song for the movie Skyfall.

Before next month Dino own go don dey garage.

anambra111:
The guy grow up for jos abeg weytin be street for jos?? If say him live for warri we for understand

Lol. Shey na only Warri street dey? Who no come no go know. . .

Aleora:
style keI no fine buh trust me she worwor

Bet you no worwor na. You take style fine small.

JustinSlayer69:
Luckily only yoruba and some others know Fayose is a big m0r0n.

Biafrans who troll yorubas worship him as a demi-god

Why do you think this is, or better still, what gives you this impression (your second paragraph?)

divicode:

You are very correct! He is greater than Ojukwu, Azikwe, Alex Ekwueme, Albino Kanu and all Igbo people that has ever lived on planet earth put together. He is the saviour the Bia*fraud people have been waiting for to liberate them, Since Igbos are just timid, empty and chest beaters, Fayose is the person they have been waiting for to liberate them from their suffering.
All hail Fayose, the saviour of the fflatties

If you continue this way, you run the risk of dying of an embolism or HBP. Shed some of this anger, or you might die thin too.

I receive it in Jesus's name.

iukpe:
Some members fit still call the number o!

Basic. Which one you dey take? Action Bitters or Erujeje? Make dem give you one carton.

NCAN, Eze Ndigbo Lagos Palace reporting:




It is Afonj. . .




Nna, afa ha bu Ogbonna.





Mission aborted.




*Modified*

On a more serious note though, this really is making a mountain of a mudu of beans. Most people, because of tribal bashing, would now wanna pretend that they haven't heard about the practice of using pesticides to preserve foodstuff, especially beans. It's an age-long trend, and these dudes, for reasons I do nae wanna speculate on, just got snitche... whistleblown.

(Where's Lai and his 5% when you need him?)



They should just be used as scapegoats to put a halt to this deadly trend.

Men if this shite is true, ABU don fall hand o. Their delaying to address the issue shows a level of hush-up or at the very least, mid-level complicity. To forge/issue false certificate na small thing na.

vannessa7:
its the truth, it depends on your level of revelation, the closer you are to white the more holy, that's why we have so many churches yet more evil, its the same reason for white garment church and ooni wearing white, to ward off evil, that's why whites break Gods law are still progressing, they have more love because demons can't possess them easily because of their skin colour, they have to pierce themselves and put on lots of tattoo to be possessed, even evil people wear white so that the demons they send out will not be able yo come back and attack them, although there are some destinies immune to evil attack if you are a July child or you are a good pastor , attend cherubim and seraphim church or serious muslim..if you are fair and serving God you should be ok unless you are serving idol , have a curse or paying for Gods vengeance

Lol. You've got a great but kinda extreme sense of humour.

Ishilove:
Your meme is very dry. Like seriously 'Sahara Desert harmattan' dry.

Sorry I had to quote you again, but this will make my dreams.

Ishilove:
Blame the media for the over-glorification of light skinned ladies. They portray them as flawless, butter skinned godesses, but what they won't tell you is that most of these pictures are airbrushed to remove the dark patches and rainbow coloured zigzag veins.

They also won't tell you that their skins don't heal properly and moving in the sun is torment for them.

The accompanying smell too. Like slowly putrefying skin. Or maybe na the cheap ones be that?

doctor306:
I agree with you but
Rip to English

What happened to the English

What I learnt from this tragic dirt:
Uganda sef dey use pickup take park dead bodi.

Lake Rogo? Jos? Kai. . . And my java fone no feat zoom d screenshut. Ah go confirm t-wise. RIP

Naija politrician par excellence. No matter what you do, just occasionally dole out doses of the common touch.