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Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie Elected Into US Academy Of Arts And Science by DanseMacabre(m): 10:05pm On Apr 12, 2017
And the milestones keep piling up. Darn I so want to be like her when I grow up.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Transgender, Rizi Xavier Timane & Wife (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:53pm On Apr 11, 2017
Odikwa (Bob)risky.
Christianity Etc › Re: Don't You Think God Is A Partial God? by DanseMacabre(m): 11:32pm On Apr 10, 2017
refiner:
U should have kept quiet than typing such gibberish! undecided
Don't you think that "Do you think..." would have been better than "Don't you think"? The latter seems to imply that your question is a foregone conclusion that answers itself.
Christianity Etc › Re: Don't You Think God Is A Partial God? by DanseMacabre(m): 11:26pm On Apr 10, 2017
QuietHammer:
Blas wetin? Chei! This nigga has killed me
The gbagaun is so loud that the only explanation for it is that it's deliberate.
Christianity Etc › Re: Don't You Think God Is A Partial God? by DanseMacabre(m): 11:21pm On Apr 10, 2017
We might have to wait till Judgement Day to hear the answer from the horse's (no pun intended) mouth itself.
Events › Re: Ondo Bride Disappears, Fails To Show Up For Her Wedding (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:02pm On Apr 09, 2017
April Fool gone awry.
Celebrities › Re: The Biography & Profile Of Efe (Big Brother Naija) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:28am On Apr 04, 2017
ersonleads:
u get profile? Who know u? People know efe
I no get profile. Nobody know me. That's the most dignified answer I can give you. Just hope Efe go find you something for all your trouble.


Otinkpu.
Crime › Re: Another Doctor Swallows 80 Tablets Of Different Medicines In New Suicide Attempt by DanseMacabre(m): 8:23am On Apr 04, 2017
Radiohead6:
ahhh! Lol Twenty Rophies , haha would love to see Dat side effect (not necessarily death ,seizure probably) ,so how'd did you get to know all these?
Mixed with 30 Xanax and 30 of any other barbiturate? That seizure might lead to him being euthanasised o, cos I don't see his brain surviving such.
I'm a repentant junkie. smiley
Crime › Re: Another Doctor Swallows 80 Tablets Of Different Medicines In New Suicide Attempt by DanseMacabre(m): 12:45am On Apr 04, 2017
Radiohead6:
But still a couple of Anti depressent should have helped and of cos its his field he should have a couple of valiums n xanax lying around somewhere .
Exactly! Thirty of each, plus maybe twenty Rohypnol should have been adequate to send him forth.
Crime › Re: Another Doctor Swallows 80 Tablets Of Different Medicines In New Suicide Attempt by DanseMacabre(m): 12:09am On Apr 04, 2017
Radiohead6:
i knew that....just saying
Yeah, my comment was sorta tongue-in-cheek too.
Crime › Re: Another Doctor Swallows 80 Tablets Of Different Medicines In New Suicide Attempt by DanseMacabre(m): 11:31pm On Apr 03, 2017
Billyonaire:
You cant just leave. This turf belongs to all. If you leave, you will come back to round up the education you needed.
Okay, don't leave, you graduate. What next?
Crime › Re: Another Doctor Swallows 80 Tablets Of Different Medicines In New Suicide Attempt by DanseMacabre(m): 11:16pm On Apr 03, 2017
Billyonaire:
And the war continues. Why chicken out of Earth, when you will still leave eventually ?
I think the idea here is to leave when the ovation is loudest.
Crime › Re: Another Doctor Swallows 80 Tablets Of Different Medicines In New Suicide Attempt by DanseMacabre(m): 11:08pm On Apr 03, 2017
Radiohead6:
D same people who are to help us with depression been depressed? Christ is truly d only way
Not every MD can do that. Only psychiatrists/psychologists can.
Crime › Re: Another Doctor Swallows 80 Tablets Of Different Medicines In New Suicide Attempt by DanseMacabre(m): 11:02pm On Apr 03, 2017
benzene00:
80 tablets?


when 1 bottle of sniper could have done the job

u never ready to commit suicide
Come dey alert him colleagues join. Na just publicity stunt. On the flipside though, enough cheddar go button am.
Crime › Re: Another Doctor Swallows 80 Tablets Of Different Medicines In New Suicide Attempt by DanseMacabre(m): 10:58pm On Apr 03, 2017
Quack doctor. Him no even know the exact dosage wey go transport am go afterworld.
Celebrities › Re: The Biography & Profile Of Efe (Big Brother Naija) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:54pm On Apr 03, 2017
Who Efe profile epp? :/
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija Ex-Housemates Hang Out Together (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:44pm On Apr 03, 2017
HenryDion:
-Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes...
-1vote = 30naira...
-11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million...
-And the winner goes home with 25Million...
-Voters stays at home with shi shi...
-
Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in one house in SA, and some other people in Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch them and still vote with their money.
Prayer Point
My father, Anywhere they have tied our sense, on top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it by fire now
Oya Everybody begin to pray.
Capitalism at its most subliminal exploitative, brah. Get with the programme, man.
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija Ex-Housemates Hang Out Together (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:41pm On Apr 03, 2017
I hope Kemen isn't being ostracised o. His absence is rather conspicuous.
Culture › Re: Igbinedion Gifts Tiger To Oba Of Benin, Ewuare & It Roars At People (Video,Pics) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:45am On Mar 27, 2017
This cat is spotted na. Looks more like a leopard if you ask me.
Crime › Re: ‘Vampire Was An Evil Child. He Killed His Classmate When He Was Just 12'- mother by DanseMacabre(m): 12:21am On Mar 27, 2017
onward4life:
Aro vampire!

Na their way b that
Very very un-fine boys
Lol. Unto BAN wey you be abi?
Crime › Re: ‘Vampire Was An Evil Child. He Killed His Classmate When He Was Just 12'- mother by DanseMacabre(m): 3:17pm On Mar 26, 2017
His shirt. Abeg no tell me say na akpa man o.
Crime › Re: Boy Killed In Delta State By Suspected Cultists (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 3:05pm On Mar 26, 2017
Muzanga:
you for jst speak pidgin na. Haba
He's being sarcastic.
Politics › Re: Certificate Scandal: Sowore Hits Back At Melaye over Jail Comment by DanseMacabre(m): 10:54am On Mar 26, 2017
straneur:
Just like the way Ojukwu abandoned his people and flee right? Igbos and empty chest beating. When Abacha was alive how many igbo dares attacked his regime or was Nnamdi Kanu not alive then? Yet Sowore was the one standing up against military regime and was imprisoned numerous times. Where were chest beaters then?

The last time I checked, it was Diya a Yoruba man that led the last coup de tat and Banjo, another Yoruba man was the only man that made headway during Biafra by seizing mid-wester region. Deal with that!
Which Diya? The the one that was crying like a bitcch? Don't know what alternate news outlets you lot read. See what you're spewing just to butress Yoruba superiority. And in your mind you've said something? I have no grouse if you're doing it for the 'likes' though.
Nairaland General › Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by DanseMacabre(m): 10:15am On Mar 26, 2017
piagetskinner:
someone once told me he could move objects with his mind
Telekinesis. Not impossible, but not easy either.
Crime › Re: Robbers Attack Travellers Along Abuja-Kaduna Expressway, Kill Driver, Shoot 2 by DanseMacabre(m): 10:08pm On Mar 25, 2017
Zero tolerance for security.
Romance › Re: How To Get A Girl's Number With Ease by DanseMacabre(m): 9:50pm On Mar 25, 2017
skillzbae:
Yes sir, except it's business related
Okay ma. Cheers.
Romance › Re: How To Get A Girl's Number With Ease by DanseMacabre(m): 9:38pm On Mar 25, 2017
skillzbae:
If I don't want to give I simply say no, if I c u as a person who I don't like
Fair enough. So in other words you don't give your number out to strangers? Cos you can't like an anonymous person now, can you?
Education › Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by DanseMacabre(m): 8:37pm On Mar 25, 2017
Kai, 9 pages already.

Anyway, "I studied doctor in university."
Romance › Re: How To Get A Girl's Number With Ease by DanseMacabre(m): 8:32pm On Mar 25, 2017
skillzbae:
Lols. What will I achieve with lie?
Nada, actually. So, let's say someone asks for your number virtually. How dyu dodge that?
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Reportedly Assassinated A Witness- U.S Government & Sahara Reporters by DanseMacabre(m): 2:13pm On Mar 25, 2017
I have said this before and I'll say it again. These guys are just using sleight of sight on the masses to divert our attention from the real mess pervading all aspects of governance.

Sadly, whether or not these allegations (not concrete facts) hold any water, from Apostle Suleiman to Saraki to Hameed to Melaye to the next star on the rostrum, the rather obvious fact is that it is being used against any perceived opposition or dissenting voice, ergo why do all these have to crop up only when the accused goes against the grain?


To go a step further, what has happened to all the other assassination and numerous criminal allegations/cases against other prominent politicians?

I don't know which is more annoying, the fact that distractions are becoming one too many, or that even if there is any shred of truth in these allegations, nothing would ever come out of it.

There is hunger in the land abeg.
Politics › Re: Mc Tagwaye Shakes President Buhari, As DSS Reacts (Photos, Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:45pm On Mar 25, 2017
Har ga Allah, me no even know wetin to type.

But Baba, if you're reading this, streets dey hot, boys dey hungry.

Wallahi Baba, na rantse maka. sad

Misleading headline, by the way
Celebrities › Re: Thin Tall Tony Posing With A Short Man (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:14pm On Mar 25, 2017
God know say if to say na me get this height I for don posterise people tire for NBA.

Btw, is is just me who doesn't like a taller person putting hands on my shoulder when posing for pics?

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