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Wetin you come dey use the rubbers do? Fork olosho, smoke loud, form big boy for street.

Smh.

Yes. In 'The Bottled Leopard' by Chukwuemeka Ike.

Sauce Kid has simply gone off track.

Lol @ shegiya. Who photoshop epp? Just to find customers. Meet Daniella for butt enlarging tips.

Two questions.


1. Na charm full him waist like that, and if so, why dem no fit do the needful for am?


2. Is he in anyway related to James Ibori, even distantly?

Just stating the obvious. Aren't we all their slaves for life?

Soon as she begins to leak monthly.

UyiIredia:
He actually flew the Nigerian flag.

I actually meant that symbolically bro. But double thumbs up for him if he repped 9ja.

Where's that Patrice Evra 'tiri gbosa' meme when you need it?

Klitschko think say na Samuel Peter him dey fight. No know say Afonja different from Akpan.

Abeg rugged you our Afonja brother. Eh, we must to claim you even if na Union Jack you dey fly.

Bash Ali loading. . .

Of all the pleasant ways to harakiri. . .

How's this news? Balotelli is a controversial mutum, check. Kim use touch and follow untop Kanye, check.

Ishilove:
Lord knows I think Biafrans are a deluded bunch but this smacks of lies. Adonbelivit

Ishilove, I just wanna know why you think of Biafrans as being deluded.

Sheet's getting realer. To think that yan' Arewa are supposed to be the most docile group of oppressed masses speaks volumes of the bellefulness of the ruled to continuously stomach the excesses of the rulers.

In other news, I've missed Ishilove o.

Him no even happy say she euphemise the (perceived) slight. If say she call am abokey nko?

Mtchew. Illiterate among the market.

Use what you have to get what you want. Law of necessity taken a step further.

bantudra:
they said they will fulfil it in 48hrs........its already going 48hrs after the bail conditions was revealed...

Fingers crossed. Plus there isn't like an ultimatum or something, so it's still all good. For now.

Join them and complete the menage a trois.

I'm beginning to suspect that this Fayose is half-Igbo o. Anyway, right now Onikuje could make do with the support of even an Afonja.

On the other hand, none of the bail conditions indicates stipulations that Fayose could fulfil.


Okay, maybe he could facilitate the importation of a Rabbi.

Fingers crossed.

chiraqDemon:
Still doesnt deserve the battering tho.
As for the gun it musta been a bb gun unless she nor for de here after 3 shots hit am lmao.
Slay queen has been slayed

Nothing warrants uncivilised treatment since we no longer observe the Mosaic Law, but you know the code of the streets: you price, you say.

You say gun dey the mata sef? I no observe again o, abeg.

Most likely guess is that she succeeded some of the guy's valuables and wasn't smart enough not to get caught. Story seems pretty one-sided though.


Observing.


**Modified**

The above theory was before the OP modified the initial post, without adding the girl's version, but it doesn't change the fact that the story still remains one-sided, and that in the absence of contrary information, the theory still stands.

@OP, she's simply a contortionist. And one girl, not unless she can twist herself into multiple personalities, as your title implies.

2019 campaign funds loading. . .

Where're any of those 'this one weak me' memes when you need 'em?

Gerontocracy.

Four things basically:
1. He got moolah.
2. He got game.
3. He's got a postgraduate degree in Advanced Bedmathics.
4. The babe no know say she fine.

People wey don shop belleful. Mtchew.

At least no be for only Bet9ja...sorry 9ja wey people dey wey just get zero chill for body.


Thank God also say name checkers no go get commission from NCAN from this post.

Nuff said.

Oh, lest I forget, political correctness/empathy intimates I add the complementary RIP.

Sanchez01, trust me, the best advice you can get is the tit for tat one. You apparently don't wanna take the police or lawyer route, and to me, your hesitation on involving the landlord shows that the man is nonchalant towards domestic issues.

It also sounds like your new neighbour is quite the troublemaker, and though you don't mention it, tribe could be a factor as well, because if you don't have an enlightened landlord and you're in Enugu and you aren't Igbo and both your neighbour and landlord are, sorry.

If you are really sure you don't want trouble, try broaching the issue with the neighbour again, this time with emphasis on your health. If symptoms persist, simply ask your landlord for a refund and leave the house. If you don't want trouble, that is.

However as an earlier poster told you, he who wants peace should be ready for war.

Assuming the matter isn't amicably settled and you decide to leave, on encountering a new neighbour with a similar trait what would be your next line of action?

Is this version from the Torah?

Elnino4ladies:
David father Jesse?
I'm weak

Who's David's father?

Make una free dis guy na. Didn't watch the video but I'm sure he was referring to Rahab.